🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Holy shit. We thought she couldn't get any more smug and obnoxious than she was during the Wipey era, yet here we are. Each of these videos brings us one day closer to the end of times.
 
Man it would be dope to see her develop an alcohol dependency that rivals her food addiction but sadly I know that's not possible.

I want her on a strict booze hound diet of thirty light beers (or seltzers) and a single chicken sandwich and/ or two hot dogs per day. Maybe pedialyte in the morning to balance things out but that's it.

That would be a show.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Man it would be dope to see her develop an alcohol dependency that rivals her food addiction but sadly I know that's not possible.

I want her on a strict booze hound diet of thirty light beers (or seltzers) and a single chicken sandwich and/ or two hot dogs per day. Maybe pedialyte in the morning to balance things out but that's it.

That would be a show.
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I unironically believe Hamber is one of the rare human beings whose liver and overall health would marginally improve from adopting that diet.
 
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So glad she is taking the high road in this break up!
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Oh man you can see her forget the lyrics and do the pointy thing. Just like she practiced lmao.

Amber is getting really desperate for views and attention especially now since she doesnt have a new caretaker yet and nothing except for bingo, wommart, and sitting in her apartment all alone by herself most of the day.
Nothing new, everyones fed up with her old stories and the whole "oh man you guize!!1! Theres a GORL in church im ObSeSsEd" was old and tired the molment it left her mouth flaps.
Her return to making her own content is even more boring than i thought it would be, im almost impressed. Almost.
 
Now that her mother is temporarily in the picture, I have a difficult time seeing the two of them together. They look so much alike, but in a creepy genetic way. There was a time I thought if AL lost weight she might be pretty, but not when you see her clone-like hillbilly sister mama shadowing behind her. I would love to see what Grandma looks like. Stay humongous, AL. Weight loss isn’t going to help your features. You’ll always look like a Walmart tramp regardless of your weight.
 
I'm a little surprised we haven't seen any takers so far, not that anyone in their right mind would. Usually she has someone who wants her money sliding into her dms by now. Maybe this time she'll be alone for longer than a molment?

It'll be even more pathetic if she keeps this whole "look guise im 32 y/o and thriveingggg" schtick up only for her to realize just how unlikeable and alone she is and probably will be when she croaks early. I hope she realizes in the end that she wasted everything and the only one at fault was her.
 
What do y'all think about this
 

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QueenCeeSmoo said:
What do y'all think about this
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This used to happen weekly when she was at her peak. It's nothing. It has never been anything in the history of Amber. People see her as easy money. Starting channels, doing this dumb shit, it is all the same. Saying her and wifey couldn't stand each other doesn't take a lot of brain power to figure out. She isn't getting married.
 
Smiling with air said:
Exactly HOW you thriving? More surviving.
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Is she really surviving though?

Let's point out some synonyms for the verb survive because yea...
• bear
• endure
• exist
• get through

My thoughts are she's not doing these things. Her mother is

Sure Ambo is doing things but it's just I dunno robotic at this point.

She's just waiting for Godot. But her Godot is death.
 
We're All Going To Hell 2 said:
Is she really surviving though?

Let's point out some synonyms for the verb survive because yea...
• bear
• endure
• exist
• get through

My thoughts are she's not doing these things. Her mother is

Sure Ambo is doing things but it's just I dunno robotic at this point.

She's just waiting for Godot. But her Godot is death.
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I think you are being a little pedantic there.

Amber bears her existence.

Amber endures her weight (poorly but endures)

Amber exists. Unless this has been some sort of mass hysteria this entire time, I think Amber is real.

Amber gets through an entire family size portion of lasagna.

I get what you are saying but she is surviving. Come down to skid row and see if for yourself. As much as Amber disgusts me I have to give her credit for being to monetize her addiction. Not every addict can do it that; if it was that easy then every smoke hound this side of the Mississippi would be doing it.
 
Plumbob said:
I'm a little surprised we haven't seen any takers so far, not that anyone in their right mind would. Usually she has someone who wants her money sliding into her dms by now. Maybe this time she'll be alone for longer than a molment?
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Actually, I am not that surprised. People in their late 20's and in their 30's, are far more stable, have or want a family, travel, be active, and would not be interested in someone like Amber. Jade was in her early 20s when she hooked up with Amber. but as she aged, she realised that Amber was not a long-term proposition. Even Amber probably wants a better-suited mate. She even said so. When you remove out-of-town individuals, women with families, and women who do not drive, you will find that there are little choice left in her DM. Her best solution is dating sites. She can't go by herself to bars, and asking her mother to drive her there would raise all kinds of flags to other women. Although she said that she would not use dating sites, I think that she is trying to get us off the scent and is likely looking at them.

Plumbob said:
It'll be even more pathetic if she keeps this whole "look guise im 32 y/o and thriveingggg" schtick up only for her to realize just how unlikeable and alone she is and probably will be when she croaks early. I hope she realizes in the end that she wasted everything and the only one at fault was her.
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Amber has 663k views this month and her last video has 39k views after 2 days. I would not be calling this "thriving", but instead "threading water".
 
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