🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She lasted a month.
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Yeah, what I've said before: Round 2(?) 3(?) of trying to parlay her genetic dead end's Youtube flailings into free shit, money, attention, and online fame for herself.
When (not if) it fails horribly, the fun begins...
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So, are we taking bets to see how long until it’s revealed that methmommy has been ‘hired’ as Hamber’s PCA?
It fits with Hamber’s other pea brained schemes and methmom sure as hell isn’t going to give up ‘free’ money. This also lines up with Hamber’s usual strategy of ‘quit your job and be a YouTube star with me.’ It also lets her continue to be a perpetual victim and quarter ton toddler.
It fits with Hamber’s other pea brained schemes and methmom sure as hell isn’t going to give up ‘free’ money. This also lines up with Hamber’s usual strategy of ‘quit your job and be a YouTube star with me.’ It also lets her continue to be a perpetual victim and quarter ton toddler.
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The truly exceptional ones already believe that Jesus was always trans.
Cherries you say? ...
It's the TRIFECTA of Methmama's favourite things! Cherries! Gambling! Names of people who AREN'T Amber!!
Go on, Amber... DO IT!!! - I mean, it's been YEARS since we had a really good cellulitis arc.
The JWs didn't get that message. Neither did the orthodox Jews. Or the Sikhs (they aren't necessarily against homosexuals, but are against homosexual behaviour). Traditionally, a lot of the tolerance was that they'd accept same sex unions as long as the members of that union remained celibate (which actually covers Amber, so she's good there). There's also a difference between what the figureheads of a religion forbid vs what they actually do when they can get away with it (the Vatican is a prime example of this), or what the figureheads of a religion officially accept vs what's actually done at the church level and believed by the congregation members.
I don't really think any of that applies to Amber. Even if the Intergalatic Spaghetti Monster made Amber straight with the blessed touch of his noodley appendage, Amber would still be expected to curb her other deadly sins of greed, pride, envy, sloth, gluttony, and wrath. She'd also be expected to donate/tithe, and why would she do that when there's takeout, journals, and eggspurt laygos to buy?!
Good thing Kristine isn't Catholic. I could just imagine the freak out when Amber hurples up to the front, then sticks her grubby paws into the Priest's holy golden chip bowl to help herself to the communion wafers. "So GOOOOD! This would be even better with cottage cheese and mustard".
Word of advice to Amber if she's here - don't gargle the holy water. And if there are little tiny birdbath looking thingies with wet sponges by the door... those aren't meant for whore baths. Everyone gets REALLY MAD if you fuck with them. (They used to make shirts that said 'don't gargle the holy water', but apparently they're too offensive now and I can't find them
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I guarantee whatever church this is, they have a "love the sinner, hate the sin" mentality.
So Amber can go to this church. The question is if she's smart enough to realize they're anti-gay, and if she's okay with that. (I happen to know several out gay people who still attend Catholic church, and I have no idea how they square that, since they have no intention of ceasing homosexual activities. It happens!)
What Amber couldn't do is yap loudly about how proud she is to be a lesbian, or bring a date and actually make out with her at church, stuff like that.
I'm more curious about this church's stance on gluttony, considering that is undeniably a sin, and the evidence of Amber's daily gluttony is visible, smelly, and proudly posted online. "I did that!"
Amber is not currently cohabiting or having extramarital sex with a woman. She's not currently committing that particular sin. She can atone for her previous sins. Everybody is a sinner, that's sort of the whole point of church.
If anything, if they know she's gay, they want mom to keep bringing her around so they can keep her on the straight and narrow, double pun not intended.
The current philosophy in the secular world is that you ARE straight or gay or bi or whatever. This is a fairly novel idea in history, and one I personally think will die out one day-- not anytime soon, but eventually.
For a lot of history, being gay was something you DID, not something you WERE. You were a "sodomite" because you committed an act. Thinking about it didn't mean you were one.
That's why people were legitimately shocked when Liberace or Elton John came out as gay. The only real trait that makes a man gay is enjoying sex with other men, it took a while for stereotypes of "gay" as an identity to form.
That's also why some people still believe being gay is a "choice." What this really means is that your internal thoughts or feelings or attractions are what they are, and they are not themselves sinful, but choosing to act on them could be.
Some people do extend this to thoughts themselves, and think those thoughts are put there by the devil, hence the rise of non-Catholic exorcisms carried out in the States to drive gayness out of kids. But most mainstream religious leaders would say that everybody is tempted in some way or another, and we all have free will to act on those tempting thoughts or not, but God wants us to choose a way of life he thinks is best for us.
I don't believe any of this, FTR, I'm a godless secular slut. I'm just saying that there's lots of gay people in lots of churches, and if churches wholesale barred everyone they thought was a sinner, there'd be nobody left. Even religions that throw gay people off rooftops only do that to guys who were actually caught doing gay stuff to each other, not just some guy who happens to have a limp wrist.
If anything, if they know she's gay, they want mom to keep bringing her around so they can keep her on the straight and narrow, double pun not intended.
The current philosophy in the secular world is that you ARE straight or gay or bi or whatever. This is a fairly novel idea in history, and one I personally think will die out one day-- not anytime soon, but eventually.
For a lot of history, being gay was something you DID, not something you WERE. You were a "sodomite" because you committed an act. Thinking about it didn't mean you were one.
That's why people were legitimately shocked when Liberace or Elton John came out as gay. The only real trait that makes a man gay is enjoying sex with other men, it took a while for stereotypes of "gay" as an identity to form.
That's also why some people still believe being gay is a "choice." What this really means is that your internal thoughts or feelings or attractions are what they are, and they are not themselves sinful, but choosing to act on them could be.
Some people do extend this to thoughts themselves, and think those thoughts are put there by the devil, hence the rise of non-Catholic exorcisms carried out in the States to drive gayness out of kids. But most mainstream religious leaders would say that everybody is tempted in some way or another, and we all have free will to act on those tempting thoughts or not, but God wants us to choose a way of life he thinks is best for us.
I don't believe any of this, FTR, I'm a godless secular slut. I'm just saying that there's lots of gay people in lots of churches, and if churches wholesale barred everyone they thought was a sinner, there'd be nobody left. Even religions that throw gay people off rooftops only do that to guys who were actually caught doing gay stuff to each other, not just some guy who happens to have a limp wrist.
What Amber couldn't do is yap loudly about how proud she is to be a lesbian, or bring a date and actually make out with her at church, stuff like that.
I'm more curious about this church's stance on gluttony, considering that is undeniably a sin, and the evidence of Amber's daily gluttony is visible, smelly, and proudly posted online. "I did that!"
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Imagine Amber trying to go back for seconds and thirds of communion and getting shooooo wasted you guys.
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Methmommy has to atone (at least in front of her new found family). She is schlepping Amber to church so people see that she is on good terms with her and totes not the pos mother she used to be. 100% Kristine is the same type of narc her daughter is.
We know that everybody in Amber's Orbit is the same pos she is. Birds of a feather and all that. And I am here for this church arc. I love watching sheeple.
We know that everybody in Amber's Orbit is the same pos she is. Birds of a feather and all that. And I am here for this church arc. I love watching sheeple.
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Agree, she's already setting up the "he's so sweet!" "I'm obsessed with his family, love them!" bit so she can be so taken off guard when, as others here have predicted, she claims he sexually assaulted her by looking at her.
Narcs always gotta set up that shit so people can't say "you never liked him anyway".
Methmama doesn't have time for a boyfriend and beating dogs now that she's got her very own elephant seal to take care of.
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That’s an absolute given but I’m not sure she’s smart enough not to get her fat little fingies burned in the process.
It will be interesting to see what if anything, she says about her extended family in the area. When she spoke of it, she mentioned going to her grandmothers’ in a really odd way. Unfortunately I have forgotten the exact wording but it sounded like: “I finally got into my grandmother’s house.
It was a really off way to express going over for a visit.
Even more 8008135
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Sure wish I knew everyone's secret thoughts when finally coming face to face with stinky Amber and those goddamn giant layyygs.
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Dont know but that's the same one who threw her out when she came to live in OK with Methmom for 6 months.
She lasted six months and Amber never mentioned her Grandmotherr or cousins at all in a positive sense even Aunt Tammy.
Tbh I think they are being nice for now because of Kristine.
Imagine being such a fuck up you get ALL your kids taken away and yet lucky enough that your family stands behind you all the way but the hellspawn you created is the one getting thrown into the street lmao
Goddamn Hippies
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Just taking a break from my beloved Stinkditch to see what our gorl is up to.
Still massive.
Still retarded.
Anyway, I personally loved the bed sized sheet that could only fit her front. Imagine the sheer spectacle that is her fat rolls. Also, how do I get in on the deadpool? I give her 5 years or less before she explodes.
Just, lol.
Still massive.
Still retarded.
Anyway, I personally loved the bed sized sheet that could only fit her front. Imagine the sheer spectacle that is her fat rolls. Also, how do I get in on the deadpool? I give her 5 years or less before she explodes.
Just, lol.
FarmVille
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Feel like I’m flogging the dead horse, but we’re talking about Oklahoma. At least 2/3rds of that congregation rides in on scooty puffs.
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Mammalynn's Church - Best Guess So Far
Life Church - Norman Location
1500 E Imhoff Rd Norman, OK 73071
Amber Vid:
Yelp Review Pics:
Same pattern used on the stage screen, right corner lights config matches, same monitors and stands and directional lights.
May not be the same church she went to but I kinda hope it is. This place does onstage baptisms, has an open refreshment bar and awesome Yelp reviews. They also offer a 3 month tithe challenge!
Sources:
https://www.yelp.com/biz/life-church-norman-norman-2
https://www.life.church/giving/
https://www.life.church/who-we-are/?utm_source=Yelp&utm_medium=Norman
1500 E Imhoff Rd Norman, OK 73071
Amber Vid:
Yelp Review Pics:
Same pattern used on the stage screen, right corner lights config matches, same monitors and stands and directional lights.
May not be the same church she went to but I kinda hope it is. This place does onstage baptisms, has an open refreshment bar and awesome Yelp reviews. They also offer a 3 month tithe challenge!
Sources:
https://www.yelp.com/biz/life-church-norman-norman-2
https://www.life.church/giving/
https://www.life.church/who-we-are/?utm_source=Yelp&utm_medium=Norman
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Aw man, I was hoping it was one of those old school churches where she had to fight to fit into the pews. But that jabroni church totally uses folding chairs. Maybe she’ll break one?
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God dammit, I love kiwifarms autists! Hope I helped you track the church down.