🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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marjoram said:
We've already MET MethMom, back when she finally came to visit when FatAl had cancer (and they managed to get obviously sick of each other inside a week). She was a boring, insipid leech then, she'll be a boring, insipid leech now.

FatAl has been using the "wrap a towel around my head means I just showered" gag since AT LEAST the Density Era. Totally unbelievable then, totally unbelivable now.

And lastly, FatAl was one of the least attractive children I've ever seen, even as a baby she was just.....off-putting. In that picture of her she keeps using of her about 12--I've never wanted to punch a kid in the throat before but geeeez, that FACE.
Ugly, fat bitch then, ugly, fat bitch now.

Things never do ever change in the Ambervoid.
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Thank you. Sums up what I've been thinking.

1. Fat insipid leech may have "forgotten" when she "visited" her genetic dead end in Lexington and tried to parlay her dead end's YouTube "career" into gifts, money, attention, and online fame. The second she re-ruhhlizzzes she can't parlay Hambutt's fetid presence into gifts, money, attention, and fame, the real entertainment begins.

2. The dry towel/greasy hair schtick is just another reason Hambutt needs a live person with no real fealty to her to just straight up humiliate her often and repeatedly on camera and in public. Not to force Hambutt into complying to a social code...just because it's funny.

3. Everything about Hambutt (especially that childhood pic) is just dog fucking ugly and infuriating. Like such cows as Pixy, Kelly Lenza, Chantal, Corissa and Julianna, Hambut was, and is, AGGRESSIVELY ugly. It's straight up irritating seeing commenters on Youtube saying things like "Oh, Amber would be so pretty if she lost weight!"
No.
Just no. Look at Hambutt's roothless toothless no account goldbricking "mother." She looks exactly like I expected her to look. I could practically smell the stale Winstons and moldy black velvet paintings and carpeted JFK wall hangings shitting up the faux wood pannelling.
 
My Cat Is Racist said:

gambling addiction, struggles living alone, & looking for a girlfriend | vlog​

gambling addiction, struggles living alone, & looking for a girlfriend ｜ vlog [IDjc9Y_Cb0g].mp4
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This fat hiefer really put "gambling addiction" as the first word in her title and its LIDERULLY just a 20 second question in a few sentences answer to a viewer question at 7:34 in the video...

meanwhile https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...appenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-17060431
 
I don’t see any loofa sticks or shower equipment. Based off of the shower size and destiny’s testimony about her whore bathing outside the tub at her moms, looks like she’s doing the same here.

last time we got a shower video, she got out and her face,arms and chest were beet red. She looks like she got her hair wet then put a towel on herself. I also don’t believe that a
550 lb woman would be so chipper and calm after having to stand and lift scrub and rinse her upper and lower body.
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Mekahineyho said:
I don’t see any loofa sticks or shower equipment. Based off of the shower size and destiny’s testimony about her whore bathing outside the tub at her moms, looks like she’s doing the same here.

last time we got a shower video, she got out and her face,arms and chest were beet red. She looks like she got her hair wet then put a towel on herself. I also don’t believe that a
550 lb woman would be so chipper and calm after having to stand and lift scrub and rinse her upper and lower body.
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The best part of this is the full size bath towel that she has tucked just around the front of her and it barely covers her. Think about that the next time you get out of the shower and wrap the towel around you. She's 100% naked from the back. Those aren't the small bath towels either.
 
Mekahineyho said:
I don’t see any loofa sticks or shower equipment. Based off of the shower size and destiny’s testimony about her whore bathing outside the tub at her moms, looks like she’s doing the same here.

last time we got a shower video, she got out and her face,arms and chest were beet red. She looks like she got her hair wet then put a towel on herself. I also don’t believe that a
550 lb woman would be so chipper and calm after having to stand and lift scrub and rinse her upper and lower body.
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Anyone who watches M600PL knows that the best misery and body horror comes from the shower scene, where the fatty bitches and moans about what an exhausting, tedious, and awful process showering is. It's inevitably followed by a statement about how they have to do it because, if they don't, they'll develop sores and rashes from poor hygiene. Once the shower is over, they're so spent from the effort involved that all they want to do is sit/lie down and eat.

Fat fuck Amber isn't special. She's a deformed 550-ish lump of scabs and lymph fluid just like the fatties we gawk at on TV. Cleaning herself thouroughly and properly would be a process just as exhaustive and miserable as any other giant deformed fatty. That she has the ability to even make a video and waddle around after her "shower", strangely dry in all the wrong places, is proof positive that she's a pathetic, dirty cunt.

That apartment must REEK.
 
lol cow supreme said:
meanwhile https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...appenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-17060431
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Holy FUCK what a rabbit hole! Perhaps Amber should spend more time on the farms - reading threads other than her own for tips and tricks on how to mimic the shit she clickbaits in her videos.

Bookish said:
According to Rafe's IG, she's transitioning and on T. Rafe's IG
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Wasn't she supposedly getting weight loss surgery? I remember her and Hannah posting about it shortly after Amber quit her journey to nowhere (in July or so). I guess stapling the stomach shut has become so commonplace that it no longer gives you that same level of validation and "so brave!" from internet randos.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Holy FUCK what a rabbit hole! Perhaps Amber should spend more time on the farms - reading threads other than her own for tips and tricks on how to mimic the shit she clickbaits in her videos.


Wasn't she supposedly getting weight loss surgery? I remember her and Hannah posting about it shortly after Amber quit her journey to nowhere (in July or so). I guess stapling the stomach shut has become so commonplace that it no longer gives you that same level of validation and "so brave!" from internet randos.
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Now Rafe is a "Plant Daddy" with a neckbeard lmao wondering if Becky will let her beard grow wild and free.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Wasn't she supposedly getting weight loss surgery? I remember her and Hannah posting about it shortly after Amber quit her journey to nowhere (in July or so). I guess stapling the stomach shut has become so commonplace that it no longer gives you that same level of validation and "so brave!" from internet randos.
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Bolth.. She’s going to get WLS so she can see past her gut to admire her peen, after she grows one.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Wasn't she supposedly getting weight loss surgery? I remember her and Hannah posting about it shortly after Amber quit her journey to nowhere (in July or so). I guess stapling the stomach shut has become so commonplace that it no longer gives you that same level of validation and "so brave!" from internet randos.
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That was Hannah. In the joint livestream they did months ago, Hannah was about to to undergo some kind of spinal surgery to be followed after her recovery by WLS. This was also the stream where Rafe announced her FtM transition. I remember posting about it at the time but can’t find it via the search function for some reason. I don’t recall if Rafe was also trying for WLS, but the size she was would mean she’d likely need it prior to be approved for GRS. Both Hannah and Rafe are huge.

In other ALR orbiter news Rosie Faye (a sometimes ALR reactor that was particularly vocal during the Strawberry Hill fiasco) had WLS in Mexico 8 months ago, and has just announced she’s 27 weeks pregnant. In her recent video she’s comparing her results to Alex’s results. Down over 100lbs apparently, while also trying to grow a baby. Seriously, do none of these cows ever think to follow medical advice/instructions.
 
Oh man please let Amber turn into some evangelical cat lady, maybe we'll get some actual new side characters from that
 
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