🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This video was so boring, I just watched it ten minutes ago and can not remember what it was about. Something, something, shower and some food?

Please lets have a new caretaker arc soon. Like any typical narc, Amber needs another human being to reflect her personality back to her so it seems like she has one.
 
Tiktok updates- posted October 26th 2023






 
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Imagine being such a filthy fat fuck that you need to stage shower shots to "prove" that you clean yourself.
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Not only that, but she isn't proving her hygiene to a doctor, social worker or family member, she is proving it to strangers all over the world.

What is that tiktok where she's a little kid then her old-ass self supposed to be? Pedo bait? Anti pedo bait? Running out of ideas?
 
I am not sure why she keeps doing those ghastly tiktoks. If anyone was interested about her, she would have contacted her already. Anyone else is not interested. She is grasping at straws.
 
Amber came out the shower dryer than her berginer lmao SPIN IN THE SHOWER AND BEND BITCH YOU WONT CAUSE YOU CANT.
She just leans in and wershes her mop.
 
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This last vlog is BEYOND SHIT, and definitely NOT worth a Plot Summary.... *sigh*, but I am bound by my oath to Starfleet to risk my life (and sanity) investigating strange alien life-forms. So... not a full summary, but just the key points which MIGHT be interesting (as she'll later contradict them), or are at least chuckle worth:

The thumbnail of Amber in the shower is obviously done for 2 reasons: 1) to 'prove' that she washes, and 2) to 'prove' that she fits. Amber obviously hasn't learned that there is a difference between something that fits, and something that *FITS*. For example, like Amber, my dude Porkins here *FITS*:
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Anway, 4 minutes of a hygiene routine that she TOTES does daily. Moving on

Amber does an 'Amazon haul' of 2 items. Some sort of serum for teeth whitening(?) and cheap black flats. It's fascinating that she'll spend thousands upon thousands for Shopkins, stickers, journals, and 'eggspurt laygos', but spends the absolute bare minimum on her FEET. Especially considering her feet are her last line of defense from her becoming bedbound and suffering from a wretched existence. Amber also eats some takeout - with rice, of course.

Amber does a mini Q&A. Basically:
  • The hardest part of the move for Amber is the first 20min-1hour after she wakes up, because she's hit with a wave of heartbreak, depression, and MOURNING.
  • Amber WILL weigh herself on camera soon.
  • Bingo and the Casino does not AT ALL feel addictive to her. In fact, it's the opposite! SHE CAN TOTALLY STOP ANY TIME SHE WANTS TO, YOU GUIZE.
  • Amber didn't buy the wallet for her mom (NO ONE CARES!)
  • Amber's not looking for a relationship and wants to be single.... but there IS "love-life drama" going on behind the scenes (that she totally isn't going to talk about).
  • Amber hopes that we'll get to meet Methmom, but she's really camera shy. Amber asked if Kristine wanted to be on camera and Kristine said no (so much for Amber keeping people off her channel to 'protect' them - she's already started pushing Kristine to be her side character).
  • Amber can't think of any struggles she has living alone. Her main struggle has been waking up alone and reminding herself every single day that she's alone.
Amber teases a few more questions. Want to know the answers? Tune in next time: same fat time, same fat channel!
 
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She has showered more in the past month than in a whole year back in the Gaycare, just to make these caretaker-fishing TikToks every day.

I guess she must be bored in that place by herself, but it’s so cringe seeing anyone in their thirties making Tik Toks like this, when it’s an app for teenagers.
She is old enough to have a family and career, but here she is tarting herself up, trying to look like a skinny Gen Z, with the desperation coming through the screen.

I don’t think she will be forever alone, mind you.
She isn’t as discerning or snobby about partners as Chantal, I mean look at Becky, so someone will come along eventually I think, for a sexless type of partnership filled with Lego & shopping trips.

I just hope they will be on camera because I‘m not tuning in to her boring videos now, just watching these cringy TikToks.
 
Guys...

After watching BOOM BOOM's retardo q and a's, I'm juss wondering (since BOOM BOOM says she likes being alone)

Do them panties look like the demolition derby track at the county fair, or what?
 
All I know is, if any member of my household came out of the bathroom swaddled in towels, claiming to have showered but had hands that were that dirty brown? I would point, laugh, and never ever let them forget that lie.

Oh and the clip of Zachary Michael that Amberlynn shamelessly stole was from about 20 minutes into his video, AMBERLYNN CROSSES THE CASINO OFF "HER BUCKET LIST" from October 25 2023.
Scandal! Copyright strike when?
 
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All I know is, if any member of my household came out of the bathroom swaddled in towels, claiming to have showered but had hands that were that dirty brown? I would point, laugh, and never ever let them forget that lie.

Oh and the clip of Zachary Michael that Amberlynn shamelessly stole was from about 20 minutes into his video, AMBERLYNN CROSSES THE CASINO OFF "HER BUCKET LIST" from October 25 2023.
Scandal! Copyright strike when?
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ZM is looking a little fat there. Seems like Amber is rubbing off on him.
 
“I’m listening to yo mama he’s so cute!” How exactly? He’s basically straight MBP. It’s strange she gets giddy over a man she finds hot saying horrible shit about her, but woman or bitchy gay men do it and it’s disgusting.
 
We've already MET MethMom, back when she finally came to visit when FatAl had cancer (and they managed to get obviously sick of each other inside a week). She was a boring, insipid leech then, she'll be a boring, insipid leech now.

FatAl has been using the "wrap a towel around my head means I just showered" gag since AT LEAST the Density Era. Totally unbelievable then, totally unbelivable now.

And lastly, FatAl was one of the least attractive children I've ever seen, even as a baby she was just.....off-putting. In that picture of her she keeps using of her about 12--I've never wanted to punch a kid in the throat before but geeeez, that FACE.
Ugly, fat bitch then, ugly, fat bitch now.

Things never do ever change in the Ambervoid.
 
Amber likes YoMama? Gee, whatever does he have in common with her last caregiver?
Perhaps what they say is true, you never go back...
 
Please, please, please, can some Oklahoma bull dyke just let Big Al hook you so we can stop seeing these godawful Tik Toks and Vlogs.
I'm begging here.
 
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Imagine being such a filthy fat fuck that you need to stage shower shots to "prove" that you clean yourself.
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What kills me about this is that she's so fucking determined to prove whatever that she'll to go to the effort of basically directing a short film meant to mislead people into believing she showers regularly, but then draws the line at the last step of turning on the water. I get that for deathfats it's exhausting, but it doesn't explain why you'd stop when you're already 95% of the way there. Only in small children have I ever seen this brand of retarded stubbornness and defiance for the sake of defiance, where someone for zero discernable reason goes to more trouble attempting to convincingly fake they've done the thing expected of them than it would be to actually have just done the thing.

If the YA fiction and Legos weren't big enough clues, this sort of thing confirms beyond doubt that Amber is, in the truest sense of the word, retarded. Good luck trying to charm your way into securing yourself a new domestic servant by broadcasting that as your personality. Amber in her early 20s and younger might've had a relatively easy time attracting partners with affected helplessness and immaturity, but she's too old for that to be a winning strategy now, and she's lucky it worked as long as it did. Anyone approaching their 30s isn't going to slide into her DMs because they find that shit cute, at this point it's just fucking exhausting.

tl;dr HAMBER JUST WASH YOUR ASS
 
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