🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Was it Marshall McLuhan who claimed that a new medium begins by reusing content from previous media? For instance, early cinematic adaptations of iconic novels or plays.

In which case, Amber recycling iconic moments from YouTube on TikTok makes sense. It puts her in a unique position of someone who is lip syncing not already-existing memes, but her own remarks.

But she’s too dumb to be meta, so what’s her endgame? Most of the YouTubers I follow who do TikTok say that it’s fun, but doesn’t pay much. To really make money from TikTok, you need to be sponsored, and Amber’s ability to attract sponsors, if it existed in the first place, evaporated years ago.

IMO she is primarily trying to drive traffic to her YT channel. But anyone who hears “books is good for the brain” and hops over to her channel only to watch her spend seven minutes putting together a lamp is going to bounce pretty fast.
 
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I find it odd how she's making tiktoks of her most "iconic phrases" especially considering those very phrases became popular because they were instances of Hamber making a mockery of herself which reaction channels could milk. Perhaps it's Hamber's attempt at being "in" with da haydurrzz.

Regardless, Hamber is still the same mammoth in the original videos as she is in her tiktok recreations. Forever fat. Forever retarded.
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She wants that coin. The YT cash cow has been slowly dying and prices for everything keep going up.

She is freaking out about the new ToS.

It is funny how she is trying reappropriate her previous Amberisms. If she had any grace and tact (and made an attempt at fucking lip syncing properly), she'd might be able to pull off a 2nd act on TikTok. Even with her faults, I can see her making some money doing TikTok lives especially if she tried the NPC shit. Not as much as YT but I can see pay pigs sending roses to hear her repeat her more famous sayings.

If she does this some how (and by this I mean reinvent herself on TikTok) then I guess she will have the last laugh in a way.

If it wasn't for the hayders milking her stupidity then she wouldn't have the opportunity to reinvent herself on a new platform.

edit: Just saw this

maybe a pigeon said:
Was it Marshall McLuhan who claimed that a new medium begins by reusing content from previous media? For instance, early cinematic adaptations of iconic novels or plays.

In which case, Amber recycling iconic moments from YouTube on TikTok makes sense. It puts her in a unique position of someone who is lip syncing not already-existing memes, but her own remarks.

But she’s too dumb to be meta, so what’s her endgame? Most of the YouTubers I follow who do TikTok say that it’s fun, but doesn’t pay much. To really make money from TikTok, you need to be sponsored, and Amber’s ability to attract sponsors, if it existed in the first place, evaporated years ago.

IMO she is primarily trying to drive traffic to her YT channel. But anyone who hears “books is good for the brain” and hops over to her channel only to watch her spend seven minutes putting together a lamp is going to bounce pretty fast.
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I feel the same way except you are underestimating how much some of these people can get going live. I.E. World of T Shirts. It's not as much as YT but it is something.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
Was it Marshall McLuhan who claimed that a new medium begins by reusing content from previous media? For instance, early cinematic adaptations of iconic novels or plays.

In which case, Amber recycling iconic moments from YouTube on TikTok makes sense. It puts her in a unique position of someone who is lip syncing not already-existing memes, but her own remarks.

But she’s too dumb to be meta, so what’s her endgame? Most of the YouTubers I follow who do TikTok say that it’s fun, but doesn’t pay much. To really make money from TikTok, you need to be sponsored, and Amber’s ability to attract sponsors, if it existed in the first place, evaporated years ago.

IMO she is primarily trying to drive traffic to her YT channel. But anyone who hears “books is good for the brain” and hops over to her channel only to watch her spend seven minutes putting together a lamp is going to bounce pretty fast.
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Her game plan is to entice a bunch of new Ambabies by acting like this does not bother her nor is she a narc.
 
My theory as to why LoserLynn is using her own quotes is because she has no idea what to do with her channel but is afraid of getting copyright struck if she uses someone else's words.

Remember, this is a woman who was afraid to use HER OWN NAME when that dried up old porn star tried to claim it as hers.
 
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Posted on Destiny’s snap story lmao
 
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Dusty I wouldnt talk about fatties after your whole ass gained 200lbs and your whole ass fat gf.
Still funny though looks just like her lmao AND FOR FUCKS SAKE BITCH YOU GO FROM A GF WITH NO EYEBROWS TO ONE WHO IS COSPLAYING AS TYRONE POWER.

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Tiktok updates -
1 more posted October 20th 2023


3 posted October 21st 2023




 
In her last Video she even tries to recreate the "expert Laygo" while filming the lamp box. "I've only ever put together export Layyygoes" ...maybe she's realizing all her iconic shit is from years ago and she's done nothing memorable since
 
Awh, I think she's hurt by all the ''she can't even lipsync properly'' comments. She's trying real hard in that first clip. I guess now she's alone she has twice the time to obsess over her Haydurz and their nasty observations.

I hope we get a sad vlog of her crying about Destiny bodyshaming her. Fingers crossed.
 

first storytime with my mom, no takeout update, & more shopping and more bingo! | vlog​

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Hambo lying about the stupidest things as usual. She's never had a live plant apparently, except when she had live plants at the Kentucky apartment and even grew some herbs on a window seal, as she calls the sill. She brings back the sticking the phone inside the fridge to be a quirky gorl. Goes to BINGO with her mother, boring nothing burger story time from Mama Hambo, can't remember what it even was now, something about the car door.
So basically Ham Mom is the new Wipey, taking on all the duties which makes me wonder what happened to Mama Ham's boyfriend, job and her living situation that she's now ready to be at the beck and call of her deathfat daughter she couldn't even be bothered to raise.
 
Man, Amberlynn, this was boring. I'd like to see more of Oklahoma outside of shopping and the apartment. How many years were we cooped up in Lexington?
 
Plot Summary with Commentary. *Sigh*, let's go.

FREEZE FRAME!!
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Amber pretends that she's done normal things today.

More hair talk [SKIP]

Lamp update: It's standing by her collection of Danielle Steele books. It was sent to her by someone she absolutely adores (likely herself).

The person who sent her the lamp also sent her a plant for her to not water and die. It's her first ever real living plant... just ignore the dozen other first ever real living plants that she had in her Lexington apartmemt.

JUMPCUT!! We're in the fridge, waiting for Amber to open the door to greet us. Amber asks us if it's cold in here. You aren't watching us shiver, Amber; you're watching us CRINGE.

Amber still doesn't have much food in the fridge. Takeout update: she ordered takout (she says, as she feeds herself olives directly from the jar using a knife, while she stands with the fridge door open. Slurping the olives and eye contact with the camera for rage-engagement. You've been eating shit from local eateries ever since you moved to Oklahoma; it doesn't matter whether you've actually hoovered the food there or in your hovel.

FREEZE FRAME!!
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I'm declaring myself the winner for finding her most punchable behaviour. Just watching her chew in this scene is rage-inducing. I couldn't catch the perfect frame despite multiple attempts, but when you see this part, you'll understand...

JUMPCUT!! Talking about Bloveslife (doesn't she do eating videos? Figures). We get to watch Amber watch Bloveslife and jiggle along - uh, I mean giggle (actually, it was BOLTH). Amber shows part of their video for filler. Hopefully, Bloveslife hits her with a strike for this, as Amber likes to do to people who use her content.

JUMPCUT!! Going to Bingo again - but at a different place... probably because some shitlord kiwi [ ;) ] doxxed the first place [BUAHAHAHAHA!!]

JUMPCUT!! Single-strip bingo action! Methmama runs a 3-strip like a champ.

"Me at bingo... and my mom at bingo" and Amber shows herself with a single card, while her mom plays 4 cards. Don't feel discouraged, Amber: with enough time and dedication, you can develop another debilitating addiction, too!

[Placard] "Blooper"
It's the same scene as before, but Amber intentionally drops the camera and laughs like a retard to pad out the video.

"Bingo ASMR"
Crumpling the paper in front of the camera to deafen anyone with earphones. FUCK YOU AMBER!! (Take off your headphones from 4:52-5:03)

More hair talk. FUCKING WASH IT!

[Placard] "Next day"
WASABI!! His hair looks almost as unkempt as Amber's. Poor little dude.

JUMPCUT!! It's the next day, and Amber is back in her Beetlejuice-Sandworm costume (the one she wore for a lot of those TikToks just the other day). More hair and purse talk.

Time to go shopping again, because MOM didn't get the "full shopping experience" at the last store they went to.

JUMPCUT!! Out eating at "Freddy's"? I dunno, it looks like some large diner for ice cream (or more likely 'frozen custard').

JUMPCUT!! At 'Shoe Carnival'. They play a game where they each pick something, and see how different their choice is. Amber admires herself in the mirror.

JUMPCUT!! Riding shotgun in mommy's car. Story Time with Methmama: Amber has to walk really far to where mama parks (awww, she doesn't pick you up at the door?!) because one time Kristine had a new car and someone dinged the door. That's the TL;DW of the story. Amber pretends to 'love it', but you KNOW she hates not getting that door to door service.

JUMPCUT!! At Marshalls. They play the game of picking out different things to see what they each select again. BOTH OF THEM ARE TOUCHING EVERTHING WITH FAT, MOTTLED, DIRTY HANDS:
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[Are you a mechanic, Kristine? Do you work in a MINE? Goddamn...]

JUMPCUT!! Mom bought a wallet. And of course Amber bought a new fugly purse. New hoard coming in nicely, toobz.

JUMPCUT!! They ordered food. Amber got beef and broccoli with rice. Amber didn't eat much, but tells us not to worry because she'll eat it later. No one was worrying about that, Amber.

Fortune cookie talk [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! Amber's struggling with her washer/dryer again- OH NO, Rarity climbed in the dryer. GET OUT, RARITY: YOU HAVE A RETARD FOR AN OWNER AND YOU'RE IN DANGER!!!

JUMPCUT!! Amber feels really bad that she keeps forgetting her outros (but don't worry, she'll keep 'forgetting' because she doesn't give a fuck). Byee!!
[This is so terrible, I don't even want to go back and proofread this: This reeeecap is what it is. Sorry if it's particularily bad (I make the WORST typos, but my brain feels like mush right now)]


TL;DR: CUNTENT AND FILLER!! Amber does gross things to try and get rage-engagement. Amber slurps olives off a knife while standing in front of the open frige, goes out to eat and shopping with mom, gets takeout again, buys a fugly purse, and tries to deafen headphone users with her bullshit 'ASMR' from 4:52-5:03. The 'story time' was that one time Kristine had a car door dinged, so she now parks at the far end of the parking lot.

Congratulations on the new GORLFRIEND, Amber. See, even AMBER had another crack at finding love. She just had to go a little past the 'normal' boundary of not dating someone old enough to be her mother... to blast through the next boundary of not actually dating her mother! .... What?! It's not like she ever had sex with any of her gorlfriends anyway....
 
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