🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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DefCon Dumb said:
Bingo halls… the natural pasture of many a deathfat cow. I worked years at bingo halls for charities and 95% of the clientele were deathfats.

When I wasn’t paying out winners or selling extra cards, I was ferrying food… huge trays and platters of the nastiest, grease laden food going and it never stopped. Amber will feel right at home.

She couldn’t keep up with a mere three cards? A voracious reader such as she claims to be should easily track a dozen or more.

And yes, bingo is bloody addictive.
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Especially considering a lot of the books are set up that the number in each column only appears on one of the 3 cards in the column (and every number is somewhere on those 3 cards - except for the 'N' column, as the 3 FREE squares take up spaces that 3 numbers would). So (for example), if I-18 is called, you scan down the 'I' column, and as soon as the 18 is found, you're done. Plus they often have cameras set up that point to the ball in the rack thingy before the caller picks it up and announces it. So you can see the next ball on the wall-mounted TV screens before it's called, giving you even more time to find it on the card.

A bit of TMI, but a few times that I 'babysat' my Nonna (for lack of a better word), she wanted to go to bingo. Fortunately, I was able to stay without having to play, as long as I didn't talk (those bingo HAGS will BEAT YOU TO DEATH with their bags of 10,000 bingo dabbers if you do so little as sigh too loudly). I guess it was because I was the chauffeur/caretaker to one of their players. What a fucking depressing place: Deathfats on scooty-puffs with dozens of grimy stuffed keychains hanging off of it. Buying extra books and playing like, 6-7 of the 3-packs while also playing extra games on the terminals (tablet-thingies on the desks at some halls) or buying those tickets you peel to try and get 3 in a row. Stuffing themselves with chicken nuggies, onion rings, french fries, spring rolls, and whatever other disgusting slop can be run through a deep fryer at the snack bar. You couldn't turn in any direction without seeing someone like Amber running a six strip with one hand, and stuffing in a greasy BLT with the other. IMO, bingo halls are only beaten by the worst long term rehab facilities and state-run nursing homes in regards to how disgusting and soul-sucking they feel.

Hopefully for Amber's sake, her lack of attention span and inability to monitor the bare minimum number of cards means that she gives up the idea of her being a career bingo player. It would just be destructive with no entertainment value.

Xenomorph said:
does she REALLY think anyone believes she can shower in here???

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The shower looks to be the same width as the door frame behind her (and we already know how she fits through those). I'm guessing she has as much room in there to move around as an average person were to have if they were in a shower stall that was as small as those toilets in the Japanese micro apartments:
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Neko GF said:

officially on my own, come to Walmart with me, let’s unpack, & kitchen tour | vlog​

(10/12/2023)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PCbs6dNLDLo
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Omg, she's already buying more chintzy purses to replace the chintzy purses she got rid of. Sure, it was only the one this time, but it's a sign of more stupid purchases to come. That whole clip of her looking at the purses had me filled with a mixture of dread and anger.

Her constantly fucked up nail polish is always funny to me, though, because easily chipped polish usually means the use of a really cheap polish and/or poor prep work and application.
eggs_over_easy said:
Didn't see an archive

October 13, 2023
officially on my own, come to walmart with me, let's unpack, & kitchen tour | vlog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr4XZL1EQy0&pp=ygUVYW1iZXJseW5uIHJlaWQgY2hhbm5l


what state did I move to, spending time with my mom, & lets go to bingo! _ vlog.mp4

RE: the song Al has been "lip syncing" to... "Ecstasy" by Suicidal-Idol: (1) Al is now old enough that the music she grew up with (scene, emo, etc.) is being revived, (2) Al seems unaware that a 30+ year old woman shouldn't relate to music for semi-unhappy teens, (3) the song (ironically?) celebrates rape/abuse (in other songs, artist plays around with trans tropes, e.g., HRT injection fantasies) -- not to say you can't enjoy music for a younger generation, but Madonna has been a cautionary tale for a lot of people.
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Lol, she's in the idealization stage of being in Oklahoma and near family. I can't wait for her to decide that she hates it while poorly hiding the fact that she's decided that she hates it.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Amber having to sit while others take their time and not get up and leave somewhere cause she’s ready to go yikes on bikes
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Amber is for sure going to try and worm her way into the family again and they wont stand for her bullshit anymore, shes 30. Everyones gotten over her whole traumatic childhood and if she continues her cycles, shes gonna make everyone miserable and they will pull away.


beautiful person said:
Omg, she's already buying more chintzy purses to replace the chintzy purses she got rid of. Sure, it was only the one this time, but it's a sign of more stupid purchases to come. That whole clip of her looking at the purses had me filled with a mixture of dread and anger.
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How else will she get the amount of items she needs for one of her many "getting rid of/donateen clothes" parts of her videos.
beautiful person said:
Her constantly fucked up nail polish is always funny to me, though, because easily chipped polish usually means the use of a really cheap polish and/or poor prep work and application.
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She uses the cheapest stuff but she has so much of it. It truly boggles the mind.
beautiful person said:
Lol, she's in the idealization stage of being in Oklahoma and near family. I can't wait for her to decide that she hates it while poorly hiding the fact that she's decided that she hates it.
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I bet the falling out with the family will be after mom gets fat from eating with amber all the time, then decides to lose the weight and actually keeps it off. Amber would be fucking pissed.
 
Tiktok updates - both posted October 15th 2023

Big mad- BIG! BIIG! Are you calling me BIG?!


Billy badass 🖕
 
If ever there were a time to prove the haydurs wrong, she really needs to pull it out now, or she's not gonna make it long, gorls.
 
The head games that are going to be played between Amber and her mother are going to be epic. Amber figures she is OWED big time and her mother’s primary focus is still probably maintaining her sobriety, her boyfriend and work and everything normal.

IF Amber was genuinely willing to put it the work required to attain normalcy, a big part of that would have to be accepting she’s a grown assed woman and her life decisions are strictly her own.

Instead, I see her half adding attempts at levels of independence 16 year olds have mastered and expecting a constant stream of ass pats from Mom for those efforts.

If she expects her family to upend their lives because she’s moved closer, is lonely, bored or simply inept, I suspect she’s going to be disappointed.

If the family bends over backwards to appease her, they need a slap upside the head.
 
TC-P said:
Are people sure she lost weight? She looks massive. Or is it just me?
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No, she hasn't lost shit. Ever since these 'looking at the ceiling' weigh ins have been happening, it's clear they're bull shit. You can tell by her reactions as well. There's one video where you can see the cabinet door moving the entire time (old apartment). Generally, whatever weight she says she is, add 100lbs to that, it's closer to accurate
 
Meth mama is a bigger cow than Amberlynn has ever been. CPS had to remove her children from the hospital the day that they were born. That is some gold tier cowdom, true white trash delicacy and waaaaay more milk than being fat and bleeding on a mattress.

She’s now dating a much younger man and gambling at bingo. All the speculation that meth mama is too normal, too on the straight and narrow, “wont put up with bullshit” to provide more than 600lbs of drama is premature at best.

After the complete snoozefest of Kentucky I am excited that deathfats may get a true Okie trailer park spectacular.
 
FarmVille said:
She’s now dating a much younger man and gambling at bingo. All the speculation that meth mama is too normal, too on the straight and narrow, “wont put up with bullshit” to provide more than 600lbs of drama is premature at best.
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Tammy, the aunt, is Married to a much younger man. Kristine, the meth mommy, boyfriend appears the same age if not older. Unless theres a new boyfriend besides Steven..
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please see Mama Lynn and Tammy
 
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