🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hiyeeee everyone! I've made a couple comments but wanted to officially come & introduce myself. I like how we can say what we actually fucking think here. This thread is dead as shit. I started from the beginning before we..disappeared & I'm continuing with that. Some gems back there! This stupid fat useless illiterate sow pisses me off to no end. She thinks she's so hawt & she is just a disgusting worthless mountain of lard. Anyway, hooray spooky season! ♡

kill yourself
 
Hiyeeee everyone! I've made a couple comments but wanted to officially come & introduce myself. I like how we can say what we actually fucking think here. This thread is dead as shit. I started from the beginning before we..disappeared & I'm continuing with that. Some gems back there! This stupid fat useless illiterate sow pisses me off to no end. She thinks she's so hawt & she is just a disgusting worthless mountain of lard. Anyway, hooray spooky season! ♡
Ma’am, I’m going to be semi nice here. No one gives a fuck who you are, no need for introductions. Please read the rules, don’t PL, remember that this isn’t Facebook or Twitter, and come up with something better to post than “Omg this girl is like fat isn’t she?”. In other words, lurk moar.

Also, nigger faggot, since that usually runs off the SJW types.
 
glad to be here now.
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Ma’am, I’m going to be semi nice here. No one gives a fuck who you are, no need for introductions. Please read the rules, don’t PL, remember that this isn’t Facebook or Twitter, and come up with something better to post than “Omg this girl is like fat isn’t she?”. In other words, lurk moar.

Also, nigger faggot, since that usually runs off the SJW types.
JFC i saw people making introductions much earlier in the fucking thread, i thought it was polite to do so. I have made other comments that seemed to be fine, my fucking bad. I'll go ahead & fuck right off.

kill yourself
You first
 
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This thread is dead as shit
If you've only begun to watch fatso, I'm afraid to tell you her best years are long, long past. Her peak was around 2019-ish when she was over 600 pounds. Since moving to Lexington and breaking up with Becky, she's become unbelievably boring. At least back then she would go out and do shit and there were side characters like Eric and Ricky. Now, every video is her sitting on her fat ass blathering on about shit no one cares about. I've been following her for years, which is the only reason I still watch, so I can see how it all ends (we all know she's going to die young, but I'm curious as to what will finally do her in). Amber hasn't been entertaining in years.
 
Hiyeeee everyone! I've made a couple comments but wanted to officially come & introduce myself. I like how we can say what we actually fucking think here. This thread is dead as shit. I started from the beginning before we..disappeared & I'm continuing with that. Some gems back there! This stupid fat useless illiterate sow pisses me off to no end. She thinks she's so hawt & she is just a disgusting worthless mountain of lard. Anyway, hooray spooky season! ♡
hewwo!! wewcome to farm ^_^! XD ~
 
@Chocola thanks, gorl!

If you've only begun to watch fatso, I'm afraid to tell you her best years are long, long past. Her peak was around 2019-ish when she was over 600 pounds. Since moving to Lexington and breaking up with Becky, she's become unbelievably boring. At least back then she would go out and do shit and there were side characters like Eric and Ricky. Now, every video is her sitting on her fat ass blathering on about shit no one cares about. I've been following her for years, which is the only reason I still watch, so I can see how it all ends (we all know she's going to die young, but I'm curious as to what will finally do her in). Amber hasn't been entertaining in years.
Thanks for not being a fucking cock sucker while replying back. I fell into this hell hole some time ago & i don't remember how or when. It's been several years & I know too damn much about this stupid bitch that i loathe. It's so crazy bcuz we know her every move before it happens & she's too fucking stupid to make any progress in her life. I'm convinced she doesn't give a fuck about losing weight (since Krystal for sure) & just wants to be a fat piece of shit that eats itself to death. The "weight loss" is for dumb shit new viewers who fall for it, briefly. She should just be real & drop the weight loss ruse. I'm just here to watch how this shit show ends, & hopefully see her get what's coming to her. This stupid fat bitch has done so much fuct up shit & just seemingly been unscathed (except for the prison of lard she needs to live in that she built for herself.) It's entertaining, but also super frustrating, bcuz how can one individual be so incredibly, aggressively stupid. As i said before, I started this thread from the beginning, I always wanted to & knowing what happens, some of the posts predict her so easily. She thinks she's smarter than her audience but she is just barely not retarded. I watch & comment on her shit bcuz it helps me to get out anger towards stupidity & outside of here, the community is really tight knit & supportive.
 
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Jeebuz fuckadoodle Christ....

Mandatory glittertext incoming.

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Multiple consecutive posts - fucking stop it. There's a multiquote function you can utilize.

Talking about yourself incessantly - if it doesn't add to the thread, we don't care.

This is why people are growling at you to do the following:

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Hiyeeee everyone! I've made a couple comments but wanted to officially come & introduce myself. I like how we can say what we actually fucking think here. This thread is dead as shit. I started from the beginning before we..disappeared & I'm continuing with that. Some gems back there! This stupid fat useless illiterate sow pisses me off to no end. She thinks she's so hawt & she is just a disgusting worthless mountain of lard. Anyway, hooray spooky season! ♡
0 chance you started this thread from the absolute beginning and got all the way here without learning forum etiquette.
 
Hiyee, OMG I’m skinny and smart and Amberlynn is so fat and dumb!!! Just had to say that, I’ve been so bored since 8th grade ended. It’s super super stupid that somebody stupid and who doesn’t learn exists, right? I learn because I’ve read 3400 pages here and I know how to post and intro and everything. OMG I love the fucking farms.

Hey y’all, can somebody tell me who null is! Kisses!!!!

(Sorry, ADHD, just saw)
 
Hiyee, OMG I’m skinny and smart and Amberlynn is so fat and dumb!!! Just had to say that, I’ve been so bored since 8th grade ended. It’s super super stupid that somebody stupid and who doesn’t learn exists, right? I learn because I’ve read 3400 pages here and I know how to post and intro and everything. OMG I love the fucking farms.

Hey y’all, can somebody tell me who null is! Kisses!!!!

(Sorry, ADHD, just saw)
Dipshit. :)

Threadtax - AL is still fat as fuck and I would not have sex with her. Nor would most've Kentucky, hence the need for a move.
 
its time to talk about amber's sex life then, shes been really frisky in this relationship, and she really wanted people to know she FUCKS. don't worry amber, i noticed, and i think about you having sex a lot.

i wonder if becky proposal story is even true.
they seemed like such two sexless blobs, why would she propose with a vibrator?

amber mentioned she "comes a lot", isn't it crazy ?? or is she simulating to appear sensual and feminine? or is she an actual sex obsessed freak? i do remember her fanfiction, from what i've seen, it wasn't innocent

when she mentioned becky putting her through A LOT, what if it was about amber not having sex for all these years?

thinking daily on how it was possible for nigga to finger her, where would they move the stomach
or she would just lie down ? sprawl like a big, tasty meal
do yall think she can be fucked in leg fold, and how juicy would it be
 
its time to talk about amber's sex life then, shes been really frisky in this relationship, and she really wanted people to know she FUCKS. don't worry amber, i noticed, and i think about you having sex a lot.

i wonder if becky proposal story is even true.
they seemed like such two sexless blobs, why would she propose with a vibrator?

amber mentioned she "comes a lot", isn't it crazy ?? or is she simulating to appear sensual and feminine? or is she an actual sex obsessed freak? i do remember her fanfiction, from what i've seen, it wasn't innocent

when she mentioned becky putting her through A LOT, what if it was about amber not having sex for all these years?

thinking daily on how it was possible for nigga to finger her, where would they move the stomach
or she would just lie down ? sprawl like a big, tasty meal
do yall think she can be fucked in leg fold, and how juicy would it be
It's Amber, she's just lying because she wants people to think she's some sex kitten, after it was so blindingly obvious (before it was confirmed to us anyway) that she was in a completely sexless relationship with Becky. We also know that she likely didn't have sex with Krystle as she messaged Cassidy/Casey while she was with Destiny talking about how she hadn't had any sexual contact since she was with her. If Amber talks about doing something a lot, it's because she really wants you to know that she's doing it, and seeing as Amber is a pathological liar, you can safely assume that she isn't doing it anywhere near as much as she claims.

From what we know, her and Jade just kiss a lot (hence the love bites), finger each other, and allegedly do oral. Personally, I think Jade gives Amber a love bite every time they make it to at least first base, so you can tell whenever it is they get freaky by her love bites. This makes sense, too, as Amber displays her love bites like a medal of honour whenever she has them
 
I just cannot describe how grotesque the thought of anyone going near her holes/folds/orifices/sweaty bits/cheesy vagina is. You know she already smells due to her size and you know it's multiplied by 1000 because she has bad hygiene practices.

How would anyone have the stomach for it?
 
I described how I believe how Amber and Dusty fucked.
Dusty would straddle Ambers one layrg and Amber would finger fuck her while Dusty "Rode" her fingers.
Its why Amber got so many hickies on weird places like her shoulder and shit.
 
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