🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber needs to watch out for that YouTube TOS changes, Amber for years has used the Mukbangs to level out her declining views. She cannot mention BED, or any disorder too and it looks like they are targeting depression etc. This is going to be very interesting how she will try to pivot.
 
LMAO wtf is she gonna fit in there one outfit?
And ofc she picks something a 12 yo girl would. lol
Did you see her fucking pants dragging on the ground when she herpled away from the camera with her new lunchbox? :story: :story: :story:
 

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So the over-30 CrustyLynn is still out here trying to hook a free home health nurse. Just hire a professional ffs.
...or can she not afford it after the past couple years of boring repetitive videos and the expense of buying subscribers?
 
AMBER GETTING SOME WRANKLEZZZZ

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Hey, I just thought of a crazy theory with no solid evidence. Still, I think it could be what's happening. I also could be late to the party with thinking this. Either way, I'm ready for my puzzle pieces (or clocks), but anyway: Amber's moving in with her mother. Not in her unit, but in the same building. Here's why I suspect this:

  • A long while after Amber's surgery, Amber talked about missing her mom, but how her mom couldn't visit because she couldn't get any vacation time to travel (even YEARS after visiting her). I don't have it (and am not even sure where to look), but there was some sort of social media post found when Amber was telling Kristine that she missed her, and Kristine responded that she was there whenever Amber wanted to travel to her. I think Amber's calling her on that.
  • After her breakup with Becky in 2021, Amber said that she was planning to travel to Oklahoma, but the plans were cancelled because she met Jade. She's burned every other bridge, and Amber's a creature of habit, so it would make sense for her to attempt this again.
  • Just moving to the same state wouldn't put her family close enough to help her. They would still be able to give the excuse of not having time to travel, or traffic, or not enough gas, etc. Even being in the same city could make that difficult, or could give her family an excuse to not drop everything everytime she called. Add to this that Amber doesn't drive, doesn't have the stamina to take a bus, and likely wouldn't be able to take an Uber... so she needs to be CLOSE to them. Being in the same building in Amber's mind would eliminate most of these excuses. Her mom would be close enough to walk the dogs, check on her, or for Amber to hurple over and bother. She could harass her mother IN PERSON instead of just guilt-tripping via social media if she wanted something that her mother was saying no to. Again, I know this isn't how reality works, but Amber's mentally 10.
  • The apartment complex approved Amber within minutes. Yes, Amber could be lying, but she does sometimes tell the truth. And Amber's guard could have been down when she told us this, thinking it was a flex when in reality it gave her audience a little more information than Amber intended. This seems like a building willing to overlook some things in order to give people another chance. You know, like people who are ON PAROLE, for example? I know it's been shown that Aunt Tammie has a house, but I doubt Kristine has one or is renting one. She would likely be in an apartment (that approves you without a criminal background check).
  • This move would allow Amber to trap her mother. I doubt Kristine has the savings to just pack up and move to another apartment because Amber's being a cunt. Kristine would be stuck with either 1) Being her daughter's chauffeur and emotional punching bag, 2) Telling Ambo to FUCK OFF and creating a shit-ton of drama (that would be awesome), or 3) Trying to find Amber another victim to drain. For us, that would result in either 1) More entertainment, 2) MORE entertainment, or 3) MORE ENTERTAINMENT!!!

Or maybe I'm just imagining shit that's not there because Amber's been so boring for YEARS and I desperately want to see my cow relive her messy glory days.

For what it's worth, I also think she's moving either today or tomorrow. I think we might get one more vlog from the apartment, but it's going be a Frankenstein video of out-dated clips stitched together to throw us off. I think Tammie's date of Oct 7th might be Amber in her new place with the furniture - which Amber said was going to take a week to arrive, and makes sense considering how moving out of state with hired movers works. She won't be able to stay in the apartment because being over 500lbs, she can't just buy a basic air mattress or camping cot to sleep on in the unit until the furniture arrives like any of us could, or sit on the floor or on folding camping chairs. If she doesn't have a couch or bed to sleep sitting up on, she's screwed. She would need to stay in a hotel/motel... UNLESS she's spending that time at Kristine's or Tammie's. THAT would explain why things became too 'complicated' for her to film her move. (Or the Oct 7th date could be when Amber's arriving to stay with Kristine or Tammie while she waits for her furniture, and she'll be IN the unit closer to October 14th-ish. Even if this is the case, we'll probably still be getting out-of-date, Frankenstein videos until after the move is over).

PLACE YOUR BETS!!!

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@Xenomorph I didn't even notice the wrinkles; I was fixated on how TIGHT that nose-ring has become. I didn't know you could, *ahem*, "OUTGROW" piercings. I was like, WUHHHH?
 
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Xenomorph said:
LMAO wtf is she gonna fit in there one outfit?
And ofc she picks something a 12 yo girl would. lol
Did you see her fucking pants dragging on the ground when she herpled away from the camera with her new lunchbox? :story: :story: :story:
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Not even a full outfit, she always wears the same laygings and bras. It will be for one top and a portable hoard of junk so she doesnt feel lost without all her crap.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
I'm ready for my puzzle pieces (or clocks), but anyway: Amber's moving in with her mother. Not in her unit, but in the same building
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Unless Kristine is in a newer building, I don't think so. Al was pretty specific about what amenities and features she was looking for and I can't picture Meth Mom in anything like that. Afaik, she's working a strictly blue collar job (at a plant of some sort unless I'm misremembering) and well, she's kind of trashy. Her previous rental history was a trailer park followed by a jail stint. I do think Al will be close to her because she doesn't have a new feeder lined up and she'll need someone to haul her fat ass around.
 
Her channel was so much more interesting when she at least pretended to be in a monogamous relationship and planning a serious marriage. Finding all the receipts and piecing together all the hints turned her channel into a fun game where the viewer can play detective and call her out in all of her lies. Now, in that Q&A she just admitted to being in love with two people at once so there isn't anything to speculate on or call her out on her lying. Now that she just admitted to being a fat whore and has no shame about it, it really takes all the fun out of watching her channel.
 
lol cow supreme said:
Not even a full outfit, she always wears the same laygings and bras. It will be for one top and a portable hoard of junk so she doesnt feel lost without all her crap.
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And no underwear (as she proved in 2020 during the exploding utereus incident that she prefers to go commando). After seeing the absurdity that was her packing during her Lexington vacations over the years, I would LOVE IT if Amber did a 'Pack with Me' video. I want to see her try to cram enough snacks to feed an entire Scout Troop - along with one of her industrial fans - into that flimsy new bag.

Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Unless Kristine is in a newer building, I don't think so. Al was pretty specific about what amenities and features she was looking for and I can't picture Meth Mom in anything like that. Afaik, she's working a strictly blue collar job (at a plant of some sort unless I'm misremembering) and well, she's kind of trashy. Her previous rental history was a trailer park followed by a jail stint. I do think Al will be close to her because she doesn't have a new feeder lined up and she'll need someone to haul her fat ass around.
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Maybe. It seems like Kristine's been behaving lately, and doing better than she was in the past. Well, to our knowledge she at least hasn't been caught abusing any more elderly people or service animals. She also has a partner, and if he's also clean and working, they'd probably have enough for a one bedroom apartment.

I don't want to get too TMI here, but LONG ago, I lived in an area that had a lot of apartment buildings. I don't know the age of all them (as they were built at different times), but I think my building was from the 50s or so. Quite a while after I left, a different company managed to get possession of all of them, and slowly started converting them into "trendy, modern" units. Basically, just modern styled trim and doors, hardwood instead of parquet, granite instead of formica in their closet-sized kitchens, stainless appliances instead of basic white, etc. They even eliminated the hallway linen closets right beside the bathroom to accomodate in-unit stackable washer and dryers. The people I knew that lived there before the upgrade kept their original designed units - at their original monthly rate - and units that went vacant got upgraded and rented out at the new premium price. We used to laugh at the pictures because they were VERY convincing, but in reality we knew how rough those units really were (with their plumbing, electrical, and boilers - oh, and windows - from the 50s). This building also ended up having some asshole selling crack from his 3rd floor apartment, so yeah, 'trendy and modernized' CAN also go along with 'no background check required' with this type of building.

Fast forward to recently, and I've been seeing this sort of 'refresh' being done to so many buildings EVERYWHERE, and they're now also renovating and modernizing their exterior facades (and windows) as well. Amber didn't actually see the unit; she just saw pictures and a 'virtual tour'. It's entirely possible she ended signing for a 'modernized' old unit at a 'modernized' price. Also, Amber's desperate and seems to be struggling with finding a carer in time for her to move into a shiny new place. I'm sure she's made a few compromises to her list of expectations. I mean, she makes compromises in regards to her expectations of her gorlfriends - why not her apartment?

You also could be completely right and I'm totally wrong about this. Regardless, it'll be interesting to find out.

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her channel was last interesting when they lived with ricky and eric. at least then we got unfiltered shots from eric sometimes. the tension in the house, halloween exploits, trips to restaurants, the entire cancer debacle when the methhead mother showed up, at least things were happening, however mundane they were. once she moved into that new house and started trying to live like an influencer with diluted, scrubbed content, her meager entertainment value went to shit.
 
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