🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[TardiX]

Why can't she lipsync correctly to anything? Literal children can manage it.

I saw a comment on reddit saying the airpod has a delay but still, fix it or don't use it. The fact that she still uploads it like that is embarrassing.

The hilarious Lady Gaga tiktok is the best. She’s taken her phone out of her case to film it and used the case pretending she is calling someone on a phone. She is SO lazy to even film on one of her other phones she has. FML.

I didn't notice it was just the case holy shit lmao. Like when she pretended all her party friends were leaving out her bathroom door. Can't even film at the front door? She has to be this dumb on purpose. All that blubber is eating her brain.

 

[Cock wombler]

Tiktok updates- all 5 were posted today, September 26th 2023

She got her monthly hose down, squeezed into her best new wipey hooking shrek toilet door shirt and is feeling herself.

Spoiler: Shrek toilet

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I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
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Still got those SPACE dance skills so suck it haydurs.
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Ugly to pig in make up yada yada we've seen it 2038752829 times. Find a new trend.
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"Guise did you know I todally have bipolar"
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Her=Dusty
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Stop, the uber eats driver doesn't want you.
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3 more tiktoks from yesterday, September 26th 2023.

Amber's type

Bad lip synching

I guess she likes Alex is Shook again.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Ugh, that "delulu" shit. I heard it first from flabby Jude, now we get it from flabby Al.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Is she a functional retard I have to ask.

Shhh, don’t say that. You’ll bring back that one poster who insists that Amber is too retarded to legally make her own medical decisions.

No, but seriously, her IQ is probably in the double digits.

This bitch isn’t real concerned with making money this month, is she? Those movers aren’t cheap, IDK what she’s thinking. Also, lol at her type being “masc and possessive”. Some people would call that a red flag, but you do you.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Ah yes, I too make posting narcy drivel to social media a top priority while stressing out about the logistics of getting all my shit, my animals, and myself safely to a location multiple states away when I have to move.

 

[pippeyyy]

Ah yes, I too make posting narcy drivel to social media a top priority while stressing out about the logistics of getting all my shit, my animals, and myself safely to a location multiple states away when I have to move.

I'm not convinced she didn't film these all at once and is just posting them as needed to get what she thinks is adequate attention. During her 100 Days of Uploading From Her Bed, she had videos that took less effort filmed a month ahead of time.

 

[Goatchoker]

I'm not convinced she didn't film these all at once and is just posting them as needed to get what she thinks is adequate attention. During her 100 Days of Uploading From Her Bed, she had videos that took less effort filmed a month ahead of time.

I bet these were all in her draft folder anytime felon scrubbed her down and she was “feeling herself” *gross* probably when she was “falling in love.”

I think she’s realizing how much moving really sucks and/or she’s currently in the back of a rented uhaul with diet cokes, beef jerky and a pee pad.

 

[Xenomorph]

Shhh, don’t say that. You’ll bring back that one poster who insists that Amber is too retarded to legally make her own medical decisions.

No, but seriously, her IQ is probably in the double digits.

This bitch isn’t real concerned with making money this month, is she? Those movers aren’t cheap, IDK what she’s thinking. Also, lol at her type being “masc and possessive”. Some people would call that a red flag, but you do you.

Exactly just a move from Florida to Virginia cost me nearly 3k.
And that's with not moving a ton of furnature.
She is moving across the country so she's paying an assload just her tarps alone is a lot of boxes.

 

[Cock wombler]

Tiktok updates- posted September 27th 2023.

Whoever taught her "delulu" needs to delu-lose their head.

Whatever helps you sleep at night

Ohh mah gaah it's Beyoncé with the fans blowing her hair

Eye glitch

Beyoncé is back with her hair blowing

Ew stop

Posted today September 28th 2023.

Beyoncé and her blowing hair coming for reaction channels.

If she uploads anymore today I'll just add them to this post.

Eta 1 more tiktok posted on the 28th.

I'm convinced as the days pass and she gets more greasy the tiktoks will decline until next hose down.

 

[Xenomorph]

She's really starving for attention with her shit bait. Lmao face it, Amber either show your fucking layrgs or do something equally as interesting or people just will lose interest.
Does this fat cunt not get we are in a recession and all she has to do is make a fucking 10 min video every other day and the lazy cocksucker cant even do THAT.

 

[TC-P]

Not sure which is more cringe worthy sexy AmberLynn or Sexy Anna? Both are awful.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Holy shit, she really, really, really thinks she's a hot bitch. Meanwhile her belly is resting on her bulbous knees and her cardigan is stuck in her massive backfat/ass crack.

 

[pippeyyy]

The way that green shirt shows how bumpy, huge and fat her gunt is.....and she thinks she's just a chubby, quirky girl. She 100% filmed all these at once. Using the fan she uses to make her feel like she's suffocating less to blow her hair around so she can think she's sexy is so fucking funny.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

The way that green shirt shows how bumpy, huge and fat her gunt is.....and she thinks she's just a chubby, quirky girl. She 100% filmed all these at once. Using the fan she uses to make her feel like she's suffocating less to blow her hair around so she can think she's sexy is so fucking funny.

She's so fat and delusional. and fat. Did I mention how fat she is?

 

[Even more 8008135]

Tiktok updates- posted September 27th 2023.

Whoever taught her "delulu" needs to delu-lose their head.
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Whatever helps you sleep at night
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Ohh mah gaah it's Beyoncé with the fans blowing her hair
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Eye glitch
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Beyoncé is back with her hair blowing
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Ew stop
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Posted today September 28th.
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Beyoncé and her blowing hair coming for reaction channels.
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If she uploads anymore today I'll just add them to this post.

Guess the new asswiper search isn't going so well. That's a whole lotta desperation.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She's so fat and delusional. and fat. Did I mention how fat she is?

But would you have sex with her?

 

[Insulin reid]

Holy shit, she really, really, really thinks she's a hot bitch. Meanwhile her belly is resting on her bulbous knees and her cardigan is stuck in her massive backfat/ass crack.

Narcissism is a hell of a drug.

I'm not convinced she didn't film these all at once and is just posting them as needed to get what she thinks is adequate attention. During her 100 Days of Uploading From Her Bed, she had videos that took less effort filmed a month ahead of time.

Theres literally nothing else for her to do. She cant film because "shes moving" and as far as we know, shes not talking to her "friend" so of course shes gotta get attention from somewhere. If she doesnt have people constantly propping her up shes gonna look down from her phone and see how fat she is and that will cause a meltdown. Maybe we will get lucky and she is gonna grace us with all the stored up energy and work ethic and shes gonna put in a new intro to her videos.... we cant expect her to actually put in effort though because she is the one and only amber lynn reid.

 

[Lidl Drip]

It's unbelievable that she's in her 30s with those cringe teen girl TikToks. She just HAS to have a bunch of feeders in the DMs constantly fluffing her ego telling her how sexy she is, right? How is her ego this inflated? It's kind of impressive tbh.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

*Sees demon in the screen* She's BAAAAAACCCCCCCK! (Sorry; still slightly too retarded to get archives working)

Plot summary with commentary!

Spoiler: answering popular questions, how I'm really feeling, officially signed the lease, & shopping |

Welcome to a new vlog... that starts seconds after the previous one from last week left off...

Amber talks about her TikTok nonsense.

Update! No more PITCHERS above her bed and television.

JUMPCUT!! In the car staring at a Jeep with a cow-print wrap. Off to buy a new a new suitcase from Marshalls! *Touch touch touch hurple hurple touch*! Amber manages to immediately find the fugliest bag in existence - at a Marshall's outlet store, buried in a mountain of slightly less fugly bags. You've got to hand it to her: when it comes to finding the most hideous shit, she's a FUCKING JEDI!

JUMPCUT!! Back at The Home Depot for TV and PITCHER boxes!

JUMPCUT!! HOT QUESTIONS! (lol not really)

Question 1: Is Amber still doing OMAD?
Answer 1: Of course not; don't be stupid.

Question 2: When did Amber last weigh herself?
Answer 2: Not for at least 10 days - but her third chin already told us that. (We all know that no weigh ins mean that Amber is once again on a mega dirty-bulk).

Question 3: What's up with the hickies?
Answer 3: They're from Folgers

Question 4: Is Amber and the disembodied voice still "hooking up"?
Answer 4: Yes

Question 5: Is Amber in love with the person she was texting during her last livestream?
Answer 5: Yes.

Question 6: How did Filing Cabinet find out Amber was in love with someone else? (Youtube closed captions changed Fuhleen's name to 'Pauline', haha)
Answer 6: She figured it out (and of course Amber told her in order to try and rub salt into the wound)

JUMPCUT!! Amber's applying lipstick and is claiming to use her audience as a mirror. This is probably the only 100% truthful thing she's ever said on her channel, as the only reason she films (other than for money) is stare at herself.

It's been a few days since she last filmed. She was sick from a massive gallbladder attack from her rapid weight loss... despite eating multiple takeout meals per day and not rolling her fat ass on a scale for over a week and a half (meaning there has been no weighloss for a while now). I mean, her cheeks are getting so full that she's starting to look like fucking JIGSAW again:

So no, I'm not buying it. Though I would believe that her gallbladder is screaming for mercy due to her unrelenting high fat shit-food diet she's been eating.

Today she officially OFFICIALLY signed the lease to her new place. Either she is REALLY fucking with the timeline here, or this whole process is going ridiculously slowly. Why would you sign the lease to your new place OVER ONE MONTH after being approved and over a month after giving notice where you're currently living? Is she TRYING to fuck this up?

OOOH, MAYBE SHE IS! Remember when she was pressuring Becky to let Amber move in with her? Becky wasn't really digging it, but Amber was claiming that she couldn't find an apartment anywhere else, and her current landlord wasn't going to let her renew the lease for the townhouse. You think she's trying to invite herself into someone else's home that doesn't really want her? I dunno; just some bullshit that popped into my head. Anway, back to this Shituation type deal!

Amber says that people are asking her how she's really doing - Ask her how she's Doooeeen, and she'll say she's fine.......

.... oh wait, no. She's emotionally dumping on us again. Nevermind.

Amber feels numb. She feels that life is happening around her. She's just watching life happening, but nothing's really happening to her. I guess she's trying to pretend to be "dissociating" again. That would explain her claiming it was like an 'out of body experience'. OR, could this be a molment of clarity and self-awareness of her squandering the one and only life that our pudgy petulent porkchop has?....

JUMPCUT!! TIKTOK INTERMISSION!!!!

.... I guess not.

JUMPCUT!! Amber's in her 'thinking zone' aka, the bathroom. She's thinking about returning to OMAD, and eating her daily meal on camera (MOOKBONGS HERE WE COME!) Amber claims that eating on camera makes her accountable and makes her eat slower - despite her not eating live, no NO ONE IS EATING WITH HER and she's really just staring at herself shovelling in food while moaning like a pornstar. You could spare all of us the torture and just eat in front of the mirror, Amber. Oh yeah, that wouldn't bring in the adsense.

"Let me know what you guys think". I personally think that my entire crew will MUTINY if I try to take this ship anywhere near the black hole that is your mouth, so we may need another reeeecapper to take over.

"SQUEAK" RARITY!! 1 of 3 pets accounted for.

JUMPCUT!! It's the next day (whenever that is). It's time to get ready to take Twonko to the vet for more medicine, because her joints are shot due to Amber's negligence of letting her 5-7lb rat dog balloon to over 17lbs and hold that weight for several years.

jUMPCUT!! It's the next day (whenever that is).

FREEZE FRAME!!!

Dunno; just found this unsettling for some reason. It's like her eyes are just two glass marbles or something...

Amber blabs about Twinkie's medication.

Move in date is ... coming up.

Amber apologizes for being super distant from YouTube - but not sorry enough to actually do her job. She misses 'talking' (and not providing value to her fans).

JUMPCUT!! In the bathroom. Time to end the vlog. Byee!!!

TL;DR: Just rapid-fire nonsense. It's really nothing more than that stream of (un)consciousness rambling she always does. Amber tried to convince her audience that she's suffering from dissociation (without using the word). Amber showed off a bit of her TikToks to pad out the video. Amber threatened to start filming her meals again because 'mookbongs help her eat slower and be more mindful of what she's eating'. The hickies are from Jade and they are still "hooking up" (which I'm convinced is just kissing and maybe some vacuum-cleaner nonsense and was never actually what normal people consider 'hooking up'). Rarity's still alive. OH! And Amber found the fugliest piece of rolling luggage ever created.

 

[Obsessed]

She makes that suitcase look like a carry on.