🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I believe that Amber and Jade hooked up as much as they had a 5-hours sessions. My opinion is that Jade moved out weeks ago but stayed in Lexington. She helps Amber with appointments and lately to find a flat. Soon, she will help Amber finding a mover.

I think she does not want the moving company to pack for her is that it is too expensive. Probably, she asked Jade and she told her: no. I wonder if she asked Kristine.

I still think that she is on Ozempic. The jabs are once a week, and Jade being still around, probably is giving it to her. Besides, I do not think that she will do it for very long, at least till her supplies run out. The only time she losts weight fast was when she was sick and when she took Ozempic. If the weight loss continue, she is on it.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
My money is on ozempic.

Maybe something prescribed but nothing illegal.

The idea of Amber sourcing meth in Lexington is absurd imho.
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My first thought was ozempic but the way she words it, she must be doing like a shitty cleanse/tea/gummy/lollipop weight loss "ancient chinese secret" "latest science" bullshit thing thats a tiktok ad or a new mlm shes discovered.
Probably a shit idea and wants to believe the lie because its working for her at the moment.
Turd Fergusson said:
I believe that Amber and Jade hooked up as much as they had a 5-hours sessions. My opinion is that Jade moved out weeks ago but stayed in Lexington. She helps Amber with appointments and lately to find a flat. Soon, she will help Amber finding a mover.
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They probably did hook up.Amber has been trying to get jade back while telling the camera shes over her the whole time. Jade fucks fat bitches, so why say no now?
I bet amber and her had a molment but when ambers manipulation didnt work shes suddenly "over it". Shes such an adult and not immature at all that she can do these things and feel nothing afterwards.

Shes tried having a new friend in her life, being over jade and waiting for jade to "fight for her". Shes done the preformative "oh im moving a bookshelf! Oh man, im getting ready to move... these decisions are almost permanent..."
Shes "finally losing the weight" again...
All while looking at jade to go through the motions of getting her back so amber can have a carer.
Jade must still live there and has just checked out. Amber cant freak out and turn into a baby because jade wont deal with it so shes just stuck pretending shes happy.
Turd Fergusson said:
I think she does not want the moving company to pack for her is that it is too expensive. Probably, she asked Jade and she told her: no. I wonder if she asked Kristine.
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Shes probably asked everyone and jade and everyone else is like "your grown. Do it yourself". She doesnt want to pay, and she has control issues. If she cant abuse the help she doesnt want it.
Thus, amber is stuck at 32 years old with only herself to help for the first time in her life and shes an unreliable fat cunt that cant complete tasks.
 
I'm back to being undecided about the whole break-up arc. I feel like Wipey should've been long gone by now, in her own spot. She can still help Hamber move without living there. Wasn't Becky gone in less than a month and had to spend her last days there with Wipey and Hamber being lovebirds and sucking each other's necks off?
 
FickleFuck said:
I'm back to being undecided about the whole break-up arc. I feel like Wipey should've been long gone by now, in her own spot. She can still help Hamber move without living there. Wasn't Becky gone in less than a month and had to spend her last days there with Wipey and Hamber being lovebirds and sucking each other's necks off?
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Same, the second she told that story about them hookeeeeen up my first thought was that this is her buttering us up for the move being suddenly called off because they're going to "try and work things out" or some bullshit.
 
This could just be me, but whenever I've moved, the first things to get packed up were the non-essentials, things like decorative items.

Notice that there are still pictures hanging on the wall.

Could be nothing.
 
FatalTater said:
This could just be me, but whenever I've moved, the first things to get packed up were the non-essentials, things like decorative items.

Notice that there are still pictures hanging on the wall.

Could be nothing.
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Probably is nothing. Plus she’s packed her handbag collection. She’s gone through her halloween and Christmas decorations. It’s also not all Amber’s stuff, with some of it being Jade’s, and we don’t know if Amber needs to finalise leaving the apartment before Jade does. She may even believe the pictures are the removalists responsibility to pack, and they absolutely can be. So them still being on the wall is not that hot of a take.

Amber has never “moved” before, rather she has been moved by others around her. Her experience of moving home is someone else loading a few of her things in a car and and driving her to her new destination. Even the move from the gaycare to Lexington involved next to no packing of anything other than her clothes , some journals, and Beckster’s “counsels”. She left most of the stuff she’d acquired for Ricky and Eric. What packing was done, was all done by Beckster and methmomma, while Amber wallowed in her cancer diagnosis. So Amber is going into this move completely blind to how to manage it in the most logical way. I suspect she’ll decide to have movers do it all, even though she doesn’t want strangers touching her stuff…and don’t expect her vlog it because she’s going to pretend she did it all herself.
 
Is Jade in love with Donald Trump? Gonna put his picture as the background of her phone, wants a poster of him... Girl chill, he's married! lol
 
I am not good enough with computers to screen shot but in her most recent video you can see a what I think is hicky at the 8:43.

That's usually Amber's way of telling the world she had the sex.

I always wondered how that happens. Does Amber demand Jade to suck her neck in order to show us proof?

Maybe that's all Jade does. Wipes Amber's neck down and then just starts sucking for 10 seconds.

That's sex right?
 
Couldn’t leave Amber out. I’ve been having a lot of fun with Mount Rushmore art today. Credit to @The Last Stand for the inspiration in the AI art thread.
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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Maybe that's all Jade does. Wipes Amber's neck down and then just starts sucking for 10 seconds.
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I call shenanigans said:
Vacuum cleaner hose.
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Which individual, who has reached the age of majority and without a blood disorder, shows constantly with a hickey?

I believe that Amber is trying mightily to show that they are still a couple, or at least have a romantic relationship. I think that her search for her next girlfriend is not going well.

Amber has a new flat to move to now, likely in Oklahoma. Jade knows very well that if she moves with Amber there, she will have to pack all Amber's possession.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
I am not good enough with computers to screen shot but in her most recent video you can see a what I think is hicky at the 8:43.

That's usually Amber's way of telling the world she had the sex.

I always wondered how that happens. Does Amber demand Jade to suck her neck in order to show us proof?

Maybe that's all Jade does. Wipes Amber's neck down and then just starts sucking for 10 seconds.

That's sex right?
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Ngl I find it unbelievable that anyone can get sexually excited by this mammoth heifer. Yes there’s ‘someone for everyone’ blah blah but doesn’t such chemistry rely on the senses to turn our brains on? The touch and feel of the body, the look of said body, the scent of the skin and the eventual tastes of it: I just cannot get my brain to compute that, any part of Amber is in any way able to alight even one of the senses. Therefore, I must conclude that Jade has a paraphilia called lipophilia, of the top most degree. She must get wet fondling Ambers dirty, smelly fat folds, tasting her damp, bacteria ridden flesh and suckling on it. I mean, Amber cannot physically participate in any sex acts towards Jade can she? She can’t move, I doubt she can even get her wrist and hand to do repetitive movements for long. I bet Jadey just ‘does stuff’ to big al?
Sorry for the visual imagery but, someone has to dispute this ‘5 times a day/ we hooked up’ bollox even if we all know big al (just like big chins) lies.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
. I think that her search for her next girlfriend is not going well.
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I agree. I think this is why she is trying to appear like she is losing weight. She did the same thing when she first met jade online. Jade was the most support she has ever had. We saw how long that lasted. It will be the same when she finds a new girlfriend/ass wiper.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
I agree. I think this is why she is trying to appear like she is losing weight. She did the same thing when she first met jade online. Jade was the most support she has ever had. We saw how long that lasted. It will be the same when she finds a new girlfriend/ass wiper.
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It wasn't so long ago she was cryeeen on camera about how "guilty" she would feel about losing weight post-Wipey because she wasn't motivated enough to do it when they were together, so I wonder if this is her trying to be on her best behaviour to win Jade back before she high tails it to New York or wherever.
 
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