🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ummm ... this probably makes me an asshole for saying it, but goddamn, Becky looks like a 10-year-old boy from Special Ed class. I feel like there's a Pokemon lunchbox and a fidget spinner just out of frame.
 
WTF is going on with Becky's camera? Did she smear vaseline on the screen?

Synopsis of Amber vid:

Basically:

Jade came by to bring food and lug all of the shit out of storage. Amber eats on camera (Amber double-dipping when tasting Jade's food, then gets snotty when called out on it). We get subjected to listening to them babble about absolute bullshit. While Jade and Amber cackle at each other, all I can think about are the fleas...

Amber's weight isn't our business... but she'll tell us because her channel is EVERYTHING about her (despite her admitting several times that she hides over 90% of her life and important things from us).

Weight talk: she did a weigh in. Wanna see it? Tune in next time: same FAT time; same FAT channel. Amber's NEVER turned to food in ANY of her breakups before this one.

Amber's filled in 9 journals! Amber moved her candles! Amber still has junk piled up on her toilet tank! Amber air-fried precooked frozen meatballs!!

Popsicle stick questions: Favorite pizza Topping? Pesto. Best tip for intermittant fasting? Make sure you're sleeping in the middle of the fast. Is living along going to make you gain or lose weight? She doesn't know, but feels that self-love will lead her to weight-loss.

TL;DR: Nontent. Jade comes by to get Amber's shit out of storage for her. Amber putters around, babbles about nothing, and eats.
 
That Becky video is quite something. She must be such an emotional vampire to be around in real life. It would be hard not to just tell her to go ahead and kys if she’s anything like how she is in the video every single day to be around. Yikes.
 
Arrested wearing a bone thugs t-shirt? Respect.

Even though she's like 15 years too young for that ish.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber's NEVER turned to food in ANY of her breakups before this one.
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I know this gets repetitive but; she literally just told us the opposite.

Remember telling us, fatty? With your "ex ex" you'd just get take out? From your pulpit in the bathroom?
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber's NEVER turned to food in ANY of her breakups before this one.
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She turns to food constantly, like she's a hot dog in a 7/11 hot dog cooker. But the weight gain between relationships isn't because she's depression-eating. Her plan is to gain as much as she can until she finds a new caretaker, then go back to her regular eating habits and lose weight. Her caretaker then thinks that they have a positive influence on Amber, that she's not some irredeemable glutton. This further lures the caretaker in by making them feel successful in motivating their girlfriend.
 
beautiful person said:
And how do you lose health insurance from getting arrested? What?
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Assuming she has Medicaid, it's possible an arrest could cause her to lose it depending on Kentucky's rules. I could have sworn it was just for felonies/convictions but I know Medicaid's rules can differ state to state. If she has Obamacare, I suppose she could have lost it if she didn't pay her premiums. She claimed before the fundraiser she was down to her last $5 and it was two weeks until payday.
 
So Amber’s filmed a weighin, admits more weight gain, but we have to wait until tomorrow to see it. Let’s all remember that this bitch’s scale only goes to 550lbs. She’s already in the territory where scale accuracy is questionable at best.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Assuming she has Medicaid, it's possible an arrest could cause her to lose it depending on Kentucky's rules. I could have sworn it was just for felonies/convictions but I know Medicaid's rules can differ state to state. If she has Obamacare, I suppose she could have lost it if she didn't pay her premiums. She claimed before the fundraiser she was down to her last $5 and it was two weeks until payday.
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Not sure about Obamnacare plans but I know Medicaid in KY does not stop if you get arrested, the site says they cover you before during and after conviction.

That said, Becky likely qualifies for Medicaid and food stamps as she definitely makes under the income threshold.

Sorry to post this on Amber's thread. Amber is still fat and dumb as fuck.

I am calling a hulth scurr though, as is tradition when any small detail is leaked by an ex. Bish can't be having that kind of negative attention!
 
Piggy double dipping like the pig she is. The laid back persona she's trying to display is ridiculous and irritating. Her lack of manners has stayed consistent throughout the years at least.

''Weird about muh meat''. Nope.
''This slaps'', Nope.
''I was getting high''. Nope.
''I was feeling hungry''. Nope.
''I'm back on track''. Nope.
''Self love journey''. Nope.

Not Fat Shit giving out fasting advice. You have never fasted in your life you absolute moron.
 
beautiful person said:
Why would you need to call the cops for backing into another car? Just exchange insurance info.
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I'll give her a break here, I've been in a similar situation. Minor fender bender, but Karen bitch decided we absolutely HAD to call the cops to come deal with it. She was informed it was a waste of time for multiple reasons.
 
I don't think Amber is a master manipulator or anything and purposefully picking out these people, I just think she's gravitating to younger or less intelligent people because that's her general mentality. I never really got why Jade seeking out Amber was called so crazy and stalker-like in retrospect. It is to some degree, but in black internet culture it's pretty normal to see a girl you like on social media and then try to meet or hookup, and I also wonder if her not wanting to be on camera is part of the whole 'don't post me on your social media yet' thing that encourages cheating or unseriousness judging by the fact that she presumably wanted to have a poly relationship with threesomes and shit. I don't know if the grifting came before or after they met and I could be entirely wrong but she seemed pretty weird about wanting to touch Hampoon all the time so maybe it was at the very least partially a genuine attraction.
 
blubberlubber said:
I don't think Amber is a master manipulator or anything and purposefully picking out these people, I just think she's gravitating to younger or less intelligent people because that's her general mentality.
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Amber is manipulative for sure but shes also a tard. Shes always gotta be the smartest tard in the room for sure so its more of a yes to all in certain degrees.
Ambers control however doesn't come from being the smartest its that oldschool redneck matriarch mentality a lot of straight relationships have. Its also abusive as fuck to her partner.
blubberlubber said:
I never really got why Jade seeking out Amber was called so crazy and stalker-like in retrospect. It is to some degree, but in black internet culture it's pretty normal to see a girl you like on social media and then try to meet or hookup, and I also wonder if her not wanting to be on camera is part of the whole 'don't post me on your social media yet' thing that encourages cheating or unseriousness judging by the fact that she presumably wanted to have a poly relationship with threesomes and shit. I don't know if the grifting came before or after they met and I could be entirely wrong but she seemed pretty weird about wanting to touch Hampoon all the time so maybe it was at the very least partially a genuine attraction.
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Jade from new york is a feeder. She likes big gorls like amber. Ambers feeder however likes her gorls pretty mobile and amber isnt having that so thats why they split up.
A pig who doesnt do the fetish shit you like, cant go anywhere or do anything, and will likely freak out if she found out you cheated isnt the vibe.
The grift also went sideways because amber had jade pay for half of everything. At first it was the love bombing with gifts then amber couldnt afford shit. Poor jade ended this with 2 or 3 part time jobs and being ambers carer on top of it all.

It would have been cheaper to love amber from afar and get those gifts delivered. Jades fucked herself financially just being near amber like everyone else thats gotten caught in her gravitational pull.
 
I don’t want to sperg about this too much, but one of the most annoying lahs Amber tells is anything regarding reading and journaleeen. Amber Einstein tricking the masses by writing dates on the first page and telling them it was completed in 30 days. Genius.
 
How bad do you have to be for THIS to dump your ass.

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