EditingLynn - her "content" is now filming herself editing her "content". I don't like this loop that's forming.
Amber says she's allowed to laugh at her potato incident because it happened to her... Yeah, and WE'RE ALLOWED to laugh about it because we are humans with free will, and because you POSTED IT ON YOUR CHANNEL! You get to control whether you post the content, you don't get to control how people choose to respond to that content.
Amber says she's not scared of eating potatoes after her near-death choking incident... and yet she's scared of athletic shoes and walkeeen from her twisted ankle incident. NOTHING will ever made Amber fear food.
Makeup talk [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! While rotting her brain on social media, Amber found this saying:
"Be enough for yourself first, the rest of the world can wait".
Did Ambo write this? This butterball has spent her entire entitled adult life assuming she's good enough, and insisting that everyone else should unconditionally love her the way she is. This statement really RESIGNATED with her.
JUMPCUT!! The mustard and cottage cheese is back. This time with a large portion of turkey kielbasa (sausage mukbang?), 4 broccoli florets, and 3 garlic stuffed olives - with a plastic fork. It's so good that she's starting to practice portion control - on just the veggies. Baby steps, right? Amber films herself eating. "Mmmm... it's so good". If it was so good, she'd be eating this instead of pigging out on takeout. Amber tries to talk about her decision to film for 15 days straight while stuffing her face so people won't be able to just skip. Haha, FUCK YOU! [SKIP!]
JUMPCUT!! In the kitchen, eating out of the frying pan with her barehands, as that large meat portion on her plate wasn't enough. Then she gets a Pepsi.
JUMPCUT!! POPCICLE STICK TIME!: Question: Does lipedema hurt or feel uncomfortable? Answer (condensed) Yes... but not THAT much. Obviously not enough for her to actually DO SOMETHING about it. She's swollen 99% of the time, but accordingto Amber that's just "normal swollen" (AKA FAT).
BONUS POPCICLE STICK QUESTION (no....): How much did you weigh when you were born? Answer: Amber was very difficult to weigh when she was born. Her mother was rushed to the hospital due to experiencing severe vaginal bleeding, along with contractions and signs of severe shock. Amber was delivered by emergency c-section, and was found to have already eaten half of her placenta-
-WHAT?! Okay FINE! I'll take this more seriously (for now): 6 pounds, 6 ounces. What?!... Were you expecting MORE? According to Amber (during the Destiny era, I believe), Methmom was a hardcore meth-head and Amber was born addicted to drugs. It's amazing that Amber was even able to get THAT big.
FREEZE FRAME!!
(Amber reminiscing about the placenta)
BONUS **BONUS** QUESTION (OH COME ON!): What's the biggest reason you aren't getting weight loss surgery? Answer: Lack of stability, because the WLS clinic said she was going to need someone to help her, and Amber didn't have that.
WAIT A MINUTE!! Amber refused WLS in JUNE. AFTER THAT, Amber did that phonecall with Destiny, where she talked about how her relationship was the most MATURE and wonderful relationship that had ever existed, while shitting on Destiny and Buick's relationship - Is she Buick? Porche? JEEP? Didn't Destiny upgrade from an appliance to a vehicle?... Oh yeah! MERCEDES!! Fuck, I was WAAAYYY OFF! Anyway, Amber's relationship was so much more mature than the relationship between destiny and her new vehicle - but not mature enough for Jade to help with aftercare? So, was Ambo lying to Destiny and Amber's audience then... or is this the start of Jade's narcissistic devaluation, like what we've seen her do for all of the other girlfriends?
"...And with the breakup, I don't want to put 'Fleen' in that position at all". Again, WAIT A MINUTE! You have presented the timeline of you refusing WLS BEFORE the breakup with the File-Allocation-Table (*FAT*). Have you been lying about the true date of the breakup? Amber TRIES to correct this by telling us to not get it twisted, and that she didn't know she and FLEE weren't going to be together when she made the decision not to get WLS. This is a new level of misdirection by Amber - a major discrepency and conflicting statements within the same monologue! I would say within the same breath, but we all know that Amber doesn't have the stamina to complete a full sentence without becoming out of breath.
Plus, you wanting/not wanting to put Jade in that position is irrelevant; you CAN'T put her in that posistion. Not being married (and common-law not being recognized in Kentucky), Jade has no financial or legal obligation (and certainly no moral obligation) to be servant to your narcissistic (shelf)ass. You simply can't trap her. I bet you're REALLY mad that Jade never put a size 13 ring on it, eh Ambo?
Amber says she refused WLS because she knew she wasn't ready for it. THEN STOP BLAMING OTHERS FOR YOUR BAD CHOICES! You *COULD* have spent the 12 sessions working on your food issues instead of bitching about how horrible your parents were. You *COULD* have accepted the decision the clinic made that you would need another solid year of therapy before being considered. You *COULD* have remained in the program, but continued therapy instead of setting a date (and actually started to try to lose weight with professional support). But YOU decided that YOU knew best, and that the process had to be what YOU wanted, on the timeline that YOU demanded.
Amber knew she had a horrible relationship with food, and knew she wasn't changed - she just decided to film video after video for months LYING about how much she had changed (and viciously attacking channels that stated otherwise).
Instead of waiting to be told by the professionals that she wasn't ready, she wanted to avoid the heartbreak and quit because she knew she wasn't ready. QUIT BEFORE SHE COULD BE FIRED - CALLED IT! Also, this proves that she was wilfully presenting an untrue position of the WLS clinic staff by reading that 'email'. She knew she wasn't ready. She knew that THEY KNEW she wasn't ready, but she read a small portion of the email out of context to make people BELIEVE that she was ready.
"A lot of you were telling me that I wasn't ready, and you were right...." WOW, an acknowledgement towards the haydurs! Do we get an apology too? "... so let's leave the WLS arc behind us, and maybe we'll revisit it in the future".
FUCK YOU! Seriously. You've just proven YET AGAIN that you are untrustworthy, and an unreliable narrator (at best). You spent 6 months talking about how your food issues were the best they've ever been, which you KNEW was a lie. You were insisting that your weight issues were from your lipedema and that you were maintaining a calorie deficit. And now you have the fupa-balls to ADMIT to your audience that it was all a lie, and that they need to rally behind your massive shelf when you revisit this topic (for financial gain) for a FIFTH TIME later on?
Jade TOTALLY dumped your shelf over this. This whole confession, plus your whole story the other day about how Jade was bothered by your health and lack of stamina just cements the fact that SHE DUMPED YOU, and it was because you refused to do the work to better yourself and stop using your romantic partners as indentured servants. Oh, and that being in a relationship with you is like being tied to an anchor and tossed into the ocean.
ANOTHER QUESTION! With no side characters, Amber has NO CONTENT whatsoever anymore. Question: Do you feel a lot of pressure to lose weight? Answer: Yes! From the community!... oh, and kinda from herself. Amber shits on her audience. They go after her because of her WEIGHT... and totally NOT because she emotionally manipulates people (while using her weight as a shield).
YET ANOTHER QUESTION!! (ARUGHHH!) QUESTION: Do you think that people can lose weight eating fast food? Answer: Yes, because losing weight has to do with a calorie deficit. It's not fast food that keeps Amber from losing weight... it's her lipedema!
JUMPCUT!! In bed. Ceiling light is still not working - BECAUSE JADE IS GONE so there's no one to replace the lightbulb. Amber complains about how difficult it is to upload every day because she has to GET OUT OF BED. She did this challenge to give her motivation to get up. Wow, all of us watching her who are caring for children, caring for elderly/disabled parents/family, working jobs, etc., just couldn't possibly understand the hardship of having to pull yourself out of bed every morning.
Amber makes up bullshit about her bedtime routine. We know it's bullshit because she mentions showering. So... Amber takes her melatonin, takes a quick shower, CHANGES BACK INTO DIRTY CLOTHES, REAPPLIES HER MAKEUP, and scrolls TikTok before bed? (because she always shows us her after she just woke up, and she's always in yesterday's outfit wearing smeared makeup). [SKIP]
Amber LOVES listening to thunderstorms - as long as it's on Spotify and not in real life. PLUVIOPHILE!!!
"I hope you enjoyed this vlog". NO, I DID NOT. This was vlog 10 of 15. She's struggling to keep vlogging because she's starting to be busy with things that she can't and won't ever vlog. TRANSLATION: She's got nothing other than eating, and eating while scrolling on social media.
"Byee!" Fuck off, gaslighter.
