🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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SHE'S VERY SAD YOU GUYS
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What a useless, disgusting, smelly waste of space.
Do something to actually contribute to society, you fat fuck. Talk about THAT in your video.
Do something to actually contribute to society, you fat fuck. Talk about THAT in your video.
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Whatever it is, it's obviously not enough.
Hey Guize! Welcome to a new vlog. I'm low energy today. Blah blah blah, sad, breakup, etc. Is everything still just looking like a line segment? (1D)
Ambersplaining editing on her iPhone. Amber edits out at least half of everything she films for her vlogs. Amber complains about how long the process is to upload and such, as if it's work that she has to do. So what? The other day it took 2 hours to download something due to a crappy internet connection. I didn't have to do anything for those 2 hours except make sure the computer didn't get unplugged. Stop trying to make this sound hard.
Proof YouTube is easy: If it was actually difficult, Amber wouldn't be able to do it because she's an absolute TARD. Moving on.
JUMPCUT!!! Panda Express. Amber usually gets the 3 'meats' +rice/noodle, but today just got noodles with 1 side of fried brown lumps (and an ayyyg roll) because she's pretending to be dainty (we know she'll just order more DoorDash in an hour).
FREEZE FRAME!!
(I totally didn't mean to inflict that on you. I dropped something off my desk, and clicked pause without looking at the screen to climb under my desk to retrieve it. I resurfaced to find this waiting for me)
Amber's delicate palate determines that what this Chinese takeaway needs IS MORE SALT.
JUMPCUT!! Showing the dishwasher full of dishes to prove to the Kiwi-haydurs that she isn't too fat to open and load the dishwasher.
Amber washes the dishes, then uses the dishwasher to dry them. Montage of putting away dishes. Diet Pepsi break to quench thirst due to working so hard from clearing the dishwasher.
JUMPCUT!! CLOSET CLEANOUT TIME: Amber discards: a tarp.
JUMPCUT!! Scrolling TikTok trash. An opportunity for Amber to feign empathy! [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Just woke up from a nap. Yellow blanket is still on the couch, and you can see Twinkie sleeping on it at 4:21 (1/3). Complains of not sleeping well and it being the result of heartbreak... and not at all from her poor diet and constant Delta 8 consumption.
Delta 8 normally gives her 'massive munchies' but not so much over the last few days. And of course she's mentioning this, because The Farms and reaction channels have been playing that clip of her where she admitted that these gummies gave her the munchies to the point where she was able to binge while on Ozempic.
GREAT! She's gone from eating enough for 5 women to eating enough for 3-4 women! It's called BABY-STEPS YOU HAYDURZ!! Yeah, munchies vs no munchies is irrelvant as she has proven that hunger isn't what drives her to eat.
JUMPCUT!! Boiling cauldron of vomit, which Amber declares to be some sort of soup. Amber's been craving broth, so instead of heating up some bone broth to drink, she prepares:
That's pretty chuny for broth... or vomit.
QUESTION TIME!! Should 300lb+ people be allowed to do mukbongs? Amber says Yes! It would be descrimination otherwise. If they demonetized a fatty who was killing themselves with food, "they'd have a massive descrimination case on their hands". I would ask Amber if she also feels that it's descrimination to not allow a convicted chomo to work at a daycare, but knowing Amber, she'd probably say yes (and then defend her stance from a point of authority from being a "child SA victim").
Yes, Amber, and alcoholics should also be allowed to monetize binge drinking (/sarcasm). FUCK. OFF. Either your "food addiction" is in the same category as alcohol and drug use and shouldn't be monetized, or it's in a lesser category and you deserve NO SYMPATHY and just need to grow the fuck up and put the fork down.
Hey, funny thing I noticed. Amber uploaded her pretending to be high on Delta 8 video, and everything was fine. Bottle did a react to it, but the REACT got hit with an age restriction.
"That's like saying only certain people can drink alcohol on camera... who cares?" Holy FUCK, I didn't think she was thick enough to defend alcoholics drinking on camera. NORMAL HUMANS BEINGS would care about the difference between a healthy and unaddicted person taking a sip on camera, vs a person who is dying from alcoholism making the money to drink themselves to death by monetizing videos of themselves drinking themselves to death. Amber, being the child of junkies with addictions of her own, doesn't want to acknowledge the difference.
Amber has gone back and forth with this in her head several times, but this is where she is on the topic now... because monetizing her addiction on YouTube gives her an easy way to feed her addictions without having to beg or *gasp* work a real job to afford her vices.
JUMPCUT!! Amber inserts a clip from a 'skinny mookbonger' who's decorated the table in front of her with Barbies and bright pink candies and has some ASMR situation type deal going on with the audio. And that was JUST AS REVOLTING as watching Ambo shovel in those noodz a couple of minutes ago. YouTube, ban them both.
JUMPCUT!! Now it's this guy stuffing in an ungodly amount of noodles using chopsticks. Don't know him (don't watch this stuff), but there is a watermark on the video that says "ZACH CHOI". Amber doesn't seem to care that her true supporters are usually fatties with food issues of their own and don't want to be subjected to this type of shit on her channel, regardless of WHO is doing it.
Besides, I thought Amber claimed that she didn't watch videos like this due to them making her want to binge?
Amber is wondering if she should try 'low carb', because she doesn't know what to do. The idea to STOP EATING LIKE A PIG never enters her mind.
JUMPCUT!! Just finished filling in another journal (with notes that were already written on her macbook/iphone), and she wants to show us in another video all of the journals she's filled with her useless nonsense. No one's arguing that it's faster to type than write - people are pointing out the STUPIDITY of having something saved digitally, then wasting time WRITING IT OUT, only to throw that book in a storage unit to rot and never be reviewed.
OH, and then she deletes the digital version, because why keep a digital backup of something in a time when digital storage mediums are the tiniest, cheapest, and most stable/durable that they've EVER been? Especially regarding something that you claim to be therapeutic and helpful for your mentulz? That's like taking a digital photo, trying to reproduce the image on shitty dollar store lined paper with CRAYONS, and then DELETING THE PHOTO! (The absurdity of this is actually pretty funny).
I don't care about Amber's lessons about how to journal. Most adults learned how to write in a notebook when they were in the 1st or 2nd grade.[SKIP]
Amber starts talking about the July 4th breakup. Amber claims they were talking about the breakup for A MONTH before it happened. Hang on, I think I have a gif for this...
Yeah, that's not the face of a mutual break up that was discussed a month in advance.
Jade hasn't been in videos because she feels awkward about it... and not because she's already gone. Amber doesn't want to talk for Jade (but then talks for Jade).
JUMPCUT!! Editing-Lynn on the next day! Jade isn't a social media person and that's why she's not online. Just forget about all of Jade's social media that was found, that she contacted Amber on social media, and that ALL of Amber's ex-gorlfriends were found through social media. Oh, and that Amber is SO housebound than unless someone drives her around in a car, Amber can't even get a soda from down the street IN HER OWN COMPLEX and needs it DoorDashed.
"She's not a social media person; she's a very private person"
FREEZE FRAME!
This has the energy of a terrorist kidnapping video, where Jade is making sure that Amber tells her audience that Jade isn't Jade - or it's a fake side-eye to the absent Jade... maybe BOLTH.
JUMPCUT!! Back to the vlog.
FREEZE FRAME!!
(Total 2019 vibes here...)
Why July 4th? Amber doesn't want to talk about it because it's personal. July 4th is Amber's favorite holiday, because it's Methmama's favourite, and Amber pretends she's watching them with her mom because they are both watching fireworks at the same time. They broke up before fireworks, but Amber demanded that Jade take her to fireworks anyway despite Jade not wanting to (because only what Amber wants actually matters).
Amber claimed that they planned the fireworks date 2 months before, and finds it weird that people wonder why they went to see fireworks if they had just broken up. Obviously, this is a LIE, as NO ONE was wondering this, since Amber implied their date was cancelled, and she never told us that she still saw the fireworks. Here we again have Amber trying to control a narrative BEFORE it's even a narrative.
Also, let's look at Amber's proclaimed timeline:
May 2023: Amber and Jade plan the fireworks date.
June 2023: Amber and Jade discuss breaking up.
July 4 2023: Amber films the weird as fuck Q&A
July 4 2023: Amber and Jade breakup; still go see fireworks.
July 5? 2023: Amber films a weepy and blubbery breakup video. Posts it on the 6th.
July 7-24 2023: Amber complains about not knowing how to go on with life.
Amber can't believe people think she's faking this. I KNOW! It's not like Amber's timelines are fucked to hell. Or like anyone has ever caught Amber in a lie. Or that Amber has ever admitted to lying about something...
If it was a fake breakup, Amber says she would be spilling some tea. No, actually, if it was a fake breakup you'd be keeping quiet to not alienate your still-gorlfriend. REAL BREAKUPS involve you exaggerating, embellishing, and flat-out lying to throw your exes under the bus, like you did with Casey, Destiny, and Becky.
"I'm never going to say anything bad about Feline; I'm never going to spill tea on her". You said that about Destiny, too. And Becky...
"...she wants nothing but the best for me. And I want nothing bust the best for her. Like, we're literal best friends". You said that about Destiny, too. And Becky. And Krystle.
Amber can't believe how common it is for people to live on friendly terms with their exes. IT'S NOT. Oh, those imaginary people in her head have been messaging her on IG again.
The lighting in her bedroom is terrible because she's using her cellphone ... because the bulb in the ceiling fixture needs to be changed. Hmmm, if Folgers was there, she would have changed the bulb for you by now...
Byee!!! Fuck off, gaslighter.
Ambersplaining editing on her iPhone. Amber edits out at least half of everything she films for her vlogs. Amber complains about how long the process is to upload and such, as if it's work that she has to do. So what? The other day it took 2 hours to download something due to a crappy internet connection. I didn't have to do anything for those 2 hours except make sure the computer didn't get unplugged. Stop trying to make this sound hard.
Proof YouTube is easy: If it was actually difficult, Amber wouldn't be able to do it because she's an absolute TARD. Moving on.
JUMPCUT!!! Panda Express. Amber usually gets the 3 'meats' +rice/noodle, but today just got noodles with 1 side of fried brown lumps (and an ayyyg roll) because she's pretending to be dainty (we know she'll just order more DoorDash in an hour).
FREEZE FRAME!!
(I totally didn't mean to inflict that on you. I dropped something off my desk, and clicked pause without looking at the screen to climb under my desk to retrieve it. I resurfaced to find this waiting for me)
Amber's delicate palate determines that what this Chinese takeaway needs IS MORE SALT.
JUMPCUT!! Showing the dishwasher full of dishes to prove to the Kiwi-haydurs that she isn't too fat to open and load the dishwasher.
Amber washes the dishes, then uses the dishwasher to dry them. Montage of putting away dishes. Diet Pepsi break to quench thirst due to working so hard from clearing the dishwasher.
JUMPCUT!! CLOSET CLEANOUT TIME: Amber discards: a tarp.
JUMPCUT!! Scrolling TikTok trash. An opportunity for Amber to feign empathy! [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Just woke up from a nap. Yellow blanket is still on the couch, and you can see Twinkie sleeping on it at 4:21 (1/3). Complains of not sleeping well and it being the result of heartbreak... and not at all from her poor diet and constant Delta 8 consumption.
Delta 8 normally gives her 'massive munchies' but not so much over the last few days. And of course she's mentioning this, because The Farms and reaction channels have been playing that clip of her where she admitted that these gummies gave her the munchies to the point where she was able to binge while on Ozempic.
GREAT! She's gone from eating enough for 5 women to eating enough for 3-4 women! It's called BABY-STEPS YOU HAYDURZ!! Yeah, munchies vs no munchies is irrelvant as she has proven that hunger isn't what drives her to eat.
JUMPCUT!! Boiling cauldron of vomit, which Amber declares to be some sort of soup. Amber's been craving broth, so instead of heating up some bone broth to drink, she prepares:
That's pretty chuny for broth... or vomit.
QUESTION TIME!! Should 300lb+ people be allowed to do mukbongs? Amber says Yes! It would be descrimination otherwise. If they demonetized a fatty who was killing themselves with food, "they'd have a massive descrimination case on their hands". I would ask Amber if she also feels that it's descrimination to not allow a convicted chomo to work at a daycare, but knowing Amber, she'd probably say yes (and then defend her stance from a point of authority from being a "child SA victim").
Yes, Amber, and alcoholics should also be allowed to monetize binge drinking (/sarcasm). FUCK. OFF. Either your "food addiction" is in the same category as alcohol and drug use and shouldn't be monetized, or it's in a lesser category and you deserve NO SYMPATHY and just need to grow the fuck up and put the fork down.
Hey, funny thing I noticed. Amber uploaded her pretending to be high on Delta 8 video, and everything was fine. Bottle did a react to it, but the REACT got hit with an age restriction.
"That's like saying only certain people can drink alcohol on camera... who cares?" Holy FUCK, I didn't think she was thick enough to defend alcoholics drinking on camera. NORMAL HUMANS BEINGS would care about the difference between a healthy and unaddicted person taking a sip on camera, vs a person who is dying from alcoholism making the money to drink themselves to death by monetizing videos of themselves drinking themselves to death. Amber, being the child of junkies with addictions of her own, doesn't want to acknowledge the difference.
Amber has gone back and forth with this in her head several times, but this is where she is on the topic now... because monetizing her addiction on YouTube gives her an easy way to feed her addictions without having to beg or *gasp* work a real job to afford her vices.
JUMPCUT!! Amber inserts a clip from a 'skinny mookbonger' who's decorated the table in front of her with Barbies and bright pink candies and has some ASMR situation type deal going on with the audio. And that was JUST AS REVOLTING as watching Ambo shovel in those noodz a couple of minutes ago. YouTube, ban them both.
JUMPCUT!! Now it's this guy stuffing in an ungodly amount of noodles using chopsticks. Don't know him (don't watch this stuff), but there is a watermark on the video that says "ZACH CHOI". Amber doesn't seem to care that her true supporters are usually fatties with food issues of their own and don't want to be subjected to this type of shit on her channel, regardless of WHO is doing it.
Besides, I thought Amber claimed that she didn't watch videos like this due to them making her want to binge?
Amber is wondering if she should try 'low carb', because she doesn't know what to do. The idea to STOP EATING LIKE A PIG never enters her mind.
JUMPCUT!! Just finished filling in another journal (with notes that were already written on her macbook/iphone), and she wants to show us in another video all of the journals she's filled with her useless nonsense. No one's arguing that it's faster to type than write - people are pointing out the STUPIDITY of having something saved digitally, then wasting time WRITING IT OUT, only to throw that book in a storage unit to rot and never be reviewed.
OH, and then she deletes the digital version, because why keep a digital backup of something in a time when digital storage mediums are the tiniest, cheapest, and most stable/durable that they've EVER been? Especially regarding something that you claim to be therapeutic and helpful for your mentulz? That's like taking a digital photo, trying to reproduce the image on shitty dollar store lined paper with CRAYONS, and then DELETING THE PHOTO! (The absurdity of this is actually pretty funny).
I don't care about Amber's lessons about how to journal. Most adults learned how to write in a notebook when they were in the 1st or 2nd grade.[SKIP]
Amber starts talking about the July 4th breakup. Amber claims they were talking about the breakup for A MONTH before it happened. Hang on, I think I have a gif for this...
Yeah, that's not the face of a mutual break up that was discussed a month in advance.
Jade hasn't been in videos because she feels awkward about it... and not because she's already gone. Amber doesn't want to talk for Jade (but then talks for Jade).
JUMPCUT!! Editing-Lynn on the next day! Jade isn't a social media person and that's why she's not online. Just forget about all of Jade's social media that was found, that she contacted Amber on social media, and that ALL of Amber's ex-gorlfriends were found through social media. Oh, and that Amber is SO housebound than unless someone drives her around in a car, Amber can't even get a soda from down the street IN HER OWN COMPLEX and needs it DoorDashed.
"She's not a social media person; she's a very private person"
FREEZE FRAME!
This has the energy of a terrorist kidnapping video, where Jade is making sure that Amber tells her audience that Jade isn't Jade - or it's a fake side-eye to the absent Jade... maybe BOLTH.
JUMPCUT!! Back to the vlog.
FREEZE FRAME!!
(Total 2019 vibes here...)
Why July 4th? Amber doesn't want to talk about it because it's personal. July 4th is Amber's favorite holiday, because it's Methmama's favourite, and Amber pretends she's watching them with her mom because they are both watching fireworks at the same time. They broke up before fireworks, but Amber demanded that Jade take her to fireworks anyway despite Jade not wanting to (because only what Amber wants actually matters).
Amber claimed that they planned the fireworks date 2 months before, and finds it weird that people wonder why they went to see fireworks if they had just broken up. Obviously, this is a LIE, as NO ONE was wondering this, since Amber implied their date was cancelled, and she never told us that she still saw the fireworks. Here we again have Amber trying to control a narrative BEFORE it's even a narrative.
Also, let's look at Amber's proclaimed timeline:
May 2023: Amber and Jade plan the fireworks date.
June 2023: Amber and Jade discuss breaking up.
July 4 2023: Amber films the weird as fuck Q&A
July 4 2023: Amber and Jade breakup; still go see fireworks.
July 5? 2023: Amber films a weepy and blubbery breakup video. Posts it on the 6th.
July 7-24 2023: Amber complains about not knowing how to go on with life.
Amber can't believe people think she's faking this. I KNOW! It's not like Amber's timelines are fucked to hell. Or like anyone has ever caught Amber in a lie. Or that Amber has ever admitted to lying about something...
If it was a fake breakup, Amber says she would be spilling some tea. No, actually, if it was a fake breakup you'd be keeping quiet to not alienate your still-gorlfriend. REAL BREAKUPS involve you exaggerating, embellishing, and flat-out lying to throw your exes under the bus, like you did with Casey, Destiny, and Becky.
"I'm never going to say anything bad about Feline; I'm never going to spill tea on her". You said that about Destiny, too. And Becky...
"...she wants nothing but the best for me. And I want nothing bust the best for her. Like, we're literal best friends". You said that about Destiny, too. And Becky. And Krystle.
Amber can't believe how common it is for people to live on friendly terms with their exes. IT'S NOT. Oh, those imaginary people in her head have been messaging her on IG again.
The lighting in her bedroom is terrible because she's using her cellphone ... because the bulb in the ceiling fixture needs to be changed. Hmmm, if Folgers was there, she would have changed the bulb for you by now...
Byee!!! Fuck off, gaslighter.
TL;DR: BULLSHIT AND GASLIGHTING. Amber eats chinese food takeout, and complains that it needs more salt. Amber boils a pot of vomit, which she declares to be 'broth'. Amber justifies her Delta 8 usage, and claims hasn't given her 'massive munchies' over the last few days. Amber rants about how banning fatties like her from doing mukbangs is descrimination. She also seems to think that the context of whether someone drinking on camera is a raging alcohoic or not is irrelevant, because she has the mind of an arrogant and ignorant tween. Jade is no longer visible in the videos because she doesn't want to be seen/heard, and totally NOT because she's no longer there. They planned the breakup for a month before they broke up. Amber made Jade take her to see the fireworks anyway, because only what Amber wants actually matters. So many people that only exist in Amber's head have been DMing her again to talk about how common and healthy it is for exes to keep living together.
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I haven’t watched this but is that Jade’s thumb and finger holding the spoon?Doesn’t look fat enough to be Amber’s.she prepares:
ETA: Just watched this video and it is Amber stirring the pot. Maybe she found a fat angle that works for her hands.
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Imagine. She edits this shit. She looks at this and decides that THIS is the good stuff.
She looks crusty. Just looking at the thumbnail was making my skin itch, and I actually bathed today.
Who plans a breakup a month in advance? Especially people who are "so in love with each other" like Amber and Jade?
I honestly might go take another shower or at least wash my face. Looking at FailureLynn made me feel grody.
She looks crusty. Just looking at the thumbnail was making my skin itch, and I actually bathed today.
Who plans a breakup a month in advance? Especially people who are "so in love with each other" like Amber and Jade?
I honestly might go take another shower or at least wash my face. Looking at FailureLynn made me feel grody.
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Fucking idiot is so dense she cant figure out how to edit on the macbook that she BOUGHT FOR EDITING PURPOSES. Imagine being this useless. And that hair is so fucking greasy she prolly leaves grease stains like the Soul Glo Family did in Coming to America.
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So they were taking about breaking up for a month before doing it. Why’d you choose your favorite holiday to do it on, Amber? Why taint that day?
And who the fuck discusses that shit a month out? You’re both so busy you gotta pencil in the break up weeks in advance?
And who the fuck discusses that shit a month out? You’re both so busy you gotta pencil in the break up weeks in advance?
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Because she didn’t choose the day, Jade did!
I could see it more as Jade gave her an ultimatum to get her shit together or she was out of there. When one partner gives an ultimatum, then they will usually give a timeframe. Something along the lines of you have one month to prove to me that you can change xyz. Let’s not forget the timing here. After 6 months of Amber talking on and on about the WLS that was going to save her life, yet continuing to gain weight even with all the medical intervention she had, suddenly it’s off. Doesn’t even matter if Amber pulled out, or if she wasn’t approved yet so she threw a tantrum and just gave up, the writing was on the wall that nothing was ever going to change. I’m not in the Jade’s a feeder camp, because she did appear to try to help Amber lose weight from the beginning of the relationship, and she clearly dropped everything every time Amber had to physically attend appointments. All this being said though, if a relationship gets to the point where one person makes an ultimatum, it’s probably time to end it on the spot. Narcs are going to manipulate though and Amber would beg for another chance. Jade might have found it easier to just give in to her demands one more time, meanwhile planning for her eventual escape. No way would she be able to stay in the apartment though once the decision was made, because Amber would become even more unbearable to live with.
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I agree with you. I’ve never thought Jade was a feeder either. I think it’s pretty clear that she’s a “fixer” to some extent. Maybe not on the same level as a lot of other people, because she ultimately ended the relationship. We all know there are people who would have stuck around way, WAY longer just based on stuff like MSHPL. 2 years is nothing in the grand scheme of dysfunctional relationships.
I’ve always been of the opinion that she somehow fell for the shit Amber tries to project on her channel. She either believed that Amber was just a misunderstood victim, or she gave her the benefit of the doubt at the very least. Maybe she just believed that none of Amber’s exes really cared about her enough to help her/not enable her (technically true) and all she needed was someone who genuinely has the best intentions for her. Regardless of how it started, it’s a moot point now. We saw how it went and it ultimately ended.
I can’t come up with another scenario as to how or why someone would want to jump into a relationship with the beast. The whole lawsuit thing might have had something to do with it as well, but I think that was more peripheral than anything. Nobody’s getting with Amber for her looks or stunning personality. You’d have to be pretty fucking stupid to think that she still brings in the kind of money that would make gold digging worth the effort. There’s really no other explanation. Jade is the only one who actually pushed our gorl to try, even just a little bit. I guess you could make an argument for Krystle as well, but I think that was mostly the parents and not the girlfriend herself. Jade is definitely the outlier.
Maybe Jade did have a fat fetish, but someone Amber’s size is beyond that. Maybe she wanted to get her down to a more manageable/healthier weight. Honestly, if you think about it like that it gives off pretty strong grooming vibes. It’s almost like she saw her as a repair project. The few times we did see and hear her, she came off as… a creep. In my opinion, almost predatory. Especially that first phone call on the livestream where she said “that’s wifey”. It gave off the same vibes as a weird old man.
It’s all speculation anyway. We will never know. Hell, we will never know when it comes to any of the tards Amber has collected along the way. The only one who was smart enough to capitalize on the spectacle was Destiny and she still somehow managed to fumble the bag and make it disappointing. We all know she knew more and could have said more but she didn’t. And that’s probably the best we’re gonna get. All we can do is sperg now.
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Yeah early on I thought Jade may be a feeder but there were just no signs. I have seen people say how they like chubby people but lose interest when they gain too much. I do think if done right plus size people can be attractive but they have to have other parameters like facial symmetry and character, look at Lizzo she is big but admits she needs to work out. Then you get people like Amber and Chantal who are beyond the pale and their lives must be depressing as fuck. No drive, no mobility, and just no character whatsoever.
Amber is a catfisher we know this, she lures people into being an innocent victim and for Jade, I think she wanted to make her better. Amber and Chantal though are truly a representation of what they are, pure sloth and greed with an incredibly toxic nature. They are prime examples of why people should be left to their own devices because they are emotional vampires.
I think Amber's true nature started to set in for Jade and she realized Amber never wanted to change and she is just incredibly false. I suspect Jade wanted to break up around Christmas or after because you could see her attitude change. She was barely heard in videos and Amber really tried to emphasize "my girlfriend" and when Amber does that, you know something is up.
I am surprised it is taking this long for her to get a caretaker though, we are almost over a month, I believe they broke up weeks before because Jade had vanished before the 4th.
Amber is a catfisher we know this, she lures people into being an innocent victim and for Jade, I think she wanted to make her better. Amber and Chantal though are truly a representation of what they are, pure sloth and greed with an incredibly toxic nature. They are prime examples of why people should be left to their own devices because they are emotional vampires.
I think Amber's true nature started to set in for Jade and she realized Amber never wanted to change and she is just incredibly false. I suspect Jade wanted to break up around Christmas or after because you could see her attitude change. She was barely heard in videos and Amber really tried to emphasize "my girlfriend" and when Amber does that, you know something is up.
I am surprised it is taking this long for her to get a caretaker though, we are almost over a month, I believe they broke up weeks before because Jade had vanished before the 4th.
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Wait, wouldn't this fit within the timeframe of her having a call live with Destiny talking about her super mature relationship?
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I never was in the feeder camp either, but it seems that Jade has the "saviour complex" hoping to help Amber. At the beginning of their relationship, Amber probably told Jade that none of her girlfriends helped her in anyway, She might even told her that they abused her. Amber told her that she wants to lose weight, get better physically, wants to travel, learn to drive, etc. Jade is in her mid-twenties, so get better physically, travel, do things would be up her alley.
After a few months of moving together, Jade probably prodded Amber in doing things, losing weight, but Amber is basically an immutable object. I am sure that Amber always complains about pains, and last year, Jade inquired about Amber's cancer follow-up. Of course Amber lied, and said that she is followed up, but, of course, Amber never was. This lead lead to the bizarre encounter at the cancer or surgeon's clinic where they "loss" Amber's file. They never lost her file since she was never there to begin with. I am not sure that Jade bought Amber's explanation.
Amber probably said that only bariatric surgery could help her lose weight but she could not afford it. Jade agreed to pay a good portion since she wanted Amber to lose weight, be more mobile and able to do more activities. I think that Amber was not that interested, as she was playing with her phone during the introduction seminar and was told by Jade to stop. Amber went through the motion of meeting the dietitian and therapist, but not did not do any of the work necessary for the surgery. Amber quit before being dismissed from the programme, and instead stated that she was not ready. At that point, Jade realised that she will never change. Jade decided to cut her losses, and dump Amber.
Amber is clearly blaming Jade for the break-up. As someone said in Chantal's thread, which also applies to Amber, she does not want to lose weight, she wants to weight less. Amber would be happy in losing 50-100 pounds, which would reduce some of the pain. She would still eat as much as she wants, and use her weight to continue to be a sloth. Losing a lot of weight would require her to be much more active which she is not interested. People would ask a lot more of her, again, not something she wants to do.
Amber will never change unless a catastrophic health emergency happens. Having a new girlfriend is not going to change anything of Amber's situation. Nothing will change. The only thing interesting will be whether or not she will show up on camera.
After a few months of moving together, Jade probably prodded Amber in doing things, losing weight, but Amber is basically an immutable object. I am sure that Amber always complains about pains, and last year, Jade inquired about Amber's cancer follow-up. Of course Amber lied, and said that she is followed up, but, of course, Amber never was. This lead lead to the bizarre encounter at the cancer or surgeon's clinic where they "loss" Amber's file. They never lost her file since she was never there to begin with. I am not sure that Jade bought Amber's explanation.
Amber probably said that only bariatric surgery could help her lose weight but she could not afford it. Jade agreed to pay a good portion since she wanted Amber to lose weight, be more mobile and able to do more activities. I think that Amber was not that interested, as she was playing with her phone during the introduction seminar and was told by Jade to stop. Amber went through the motion of meeting the dietitian and therapist, but not did not do any of the work necessary for the surgery. Amber quit before being dismissed from the programme, and instead stated that she was not ready. At that point, Jade realised that she will never change. Jade decided to cut her losses, and dump Amber.
Amber is clearly blaming Jade for the break-up. As someone said in Chantal's thread, which also applies to Amber, she does not want to lose weight, she wants to weight less. Amber would be happy in losing 50-100 pounds, which would reduce some of the pain. She would still eat as much as she wants, and use her weight to continue to be a sloth. Losing a lot of weight would require her to be much more active which she is not interested. People would ask a lot more of her, again, not something she wants to do.
Amber will never change unless a catastrophic health emergency happens. Having a new girlfriend is not going to change anything of Amber's situation. Nothing will change. The only thing interesting will be whether or not she will show up on camera.
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Cancer is catastrophic enough.
Hambo will never change.
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She said just after the breakup she switched to Delta 9 gummies. Did she say she switched back to the "softer stuff"? Hilarious either way she's now a druggie like her dear o'l mamma, but cant even do that shit right.
Slightly late, but the language she used conjurs up images to normies of actually FALLING on a knee. But us autists know its damn near impossible for her to fall on a knee with her build. The momentum alone from slipping would throw her forward and on her face.
I think she just crumpled down and took a knee, which for her would be devastating as is, as getting up would be extremely difficult. You ever do leg day at the gym and later that day your legs are just like "nah" and you kinda crumple a little bit.. Or if you've been sitting for way to long then stand up.. same thing. Her fatass had likely been sitting since her last trip to the door to get food, and this time her legs gave out and she just crumpled downard. There was no slipping on a dryer sheet. Dryer sheets arent even slippery after you use them, and she'd have the weight to make adequate friction from a stick of butter on glass let alone a used up dryer sheet on a hard or carpeted surface.
TLDR: Fat bitch leg gave out and she took a knee. At best/worst.
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They can be slippery enough, and if she's using FOUR of them for one load there's probably some slip left.
I wonder if her shin fat is so thick that she didn't even hit her knee?
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I was gonna say. Since the validity of her cancer is in question, there's two options.
1. Amber's cancer was very real and it was not enough to get her to stop pounding McDoubles with increasing speed.
2. Amber's cancer was not real and she's a vile human being that's willing to fake a life threatening illness to gain control over her audience.
Both are awful, but 1 is way funnier.
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If her cancer were real, it was not of a type catastrophic enough to cause change because it didn't touch anything that affected her life. Some surgery on an internal organ she didn't think about and wasn't using and it was over. Surgery on her jaw, like Roger Ebert had*, would make her sit up and take notice.
*Yes, it would be because she could no longer eat at all and need a feeding tube.
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Her cancer was very real but also very treatable. Even for her freakishly huge size. Because a full uterus yeet (nuclear option) treatment was basically one and done. As far as Amber is concerned she beat cancer and feels she is free to continue hoovering food. This, of course, does not address the crucial need for aftercare, follow ups, and monitoring. Amber's too weak willed to take initiative for these kinds of things. She'd rather put it out of her mind and drown all of those pesky responsibilities and thoughts in laygos, take out, youtube/tiktok, and delta-whatever-the-fuck. Eventually her failing health will 100% catch up with her and when it does it will be a rapid decline. Cancer part 2, the beetus, heart disease, injury induced immobility / atrophy and so many other looming health risks all ready to be brought on by her massive massive weight. When it happens it will be too late and she will die before she can make a change. She had her chance the first go around with the big C and she blew it. Now it's just a matter of time. Only question is what will it be that finally takes her out.
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That would definitely make sense, looking back at the relationship over the last 2 years, as well as things Amber has hinted about post breakup. And I know that people give individuals a lot of flack for not leaving psychologically abusive relationships, but it can be really tough for an individual, even if they haven't been completely isolated, financially controlled, etc. Often, the victims that manipulators of Amber's breed tend to instinctively sniff out are codependent fixers who are also people-pleasers. They don't feel like they have value unless they are able to help others. And they fall for the manipulations of the narcissist, and don't want to leave out of fear of people seeing them like they didn't fill their obligation to help their partner (or them feeling that maybe they could have done more). They will often stay in the relationship for many go-arounds, not willing to leave until they've thoroughly convinced themselves that they have done everything they possibly could - which is NEVER when their brain is being scrambled by a gaslighter who blames all of their failures on others.
And through the last 2 years, it's seemed like they were on the rocks during several occasions. I think they were on the verge of breaking up several times, and this was just the final time for Jade. Each time, Amber suddenly came up with a new promise of taking care of herself to keep Jade around, only for Amber's behavior to start slipping and she would backtrack on progress. Amber hinted at it during the breakup video when she said that it was "the most passionate relationship, on both sides." And then Amber talked about looking in the spot in the kitchen where Jade kissed her for the first time, but that it was probably also a spot where they had a fight. It sounds like Amber kept slipping to her usual behavior, and it caused strife with Jade (who was promised by Amber that she DID want to lose weight and not be totally dependent).
Something I've been tinkering with for a while (because I'm a loser and a self-hating masochist). Well, it's also because I find narcs absolutely FASCINATING, and Amber just has EVERY. TEXTBOOK. NARC. BEHAVIOR. It's just amazing! (Again, I'm a loser). Anyway, it’s a summary of the 2 year relationship with Jade. WARNING: there is a lot of speculation here, but when taken from the perspective of Jade trying to help Amber and believing that Amber really wanted to lose weight, it does fit in with the events we witnessed.
Oh yeah, and double-spoilered because autism of this magnitude requires proper containment (please ignore and move on if you have a weak stomach).
TL;DR: I know that Jade's an adult and she got herself into this. Still, this would have been hell to go through. I sure hope it was worth those Jordans.
That would definitely make sense, looking back at the relationship over the last 2 years, as well as things Amber has hinted about post breakup. And I know that people give individuals a lot of flack for not leaving psychologically abusive relationships, but it can be really tough for an individual, even if they haven't been completely isolated, financially controlled, etc. Often, the victims that manipulators of Amber's breed tend to instinctively sniff out are codependent fixers who are also people-pleasers. They don't feel like they have value unless they are able to help others. And they fall for the manipulations of the narcissist, and don't want to leave out of fear of people seeing them like they didn't fill their obligation to help their partner (or them feeling that maybe they could have done more). They will often stay in the relationship for many go-arounds, not willing to leave until they've thoroughly convinced themselves that they have done everything they possibly could - which is NEVER when their brain is being scrambled by a gaslighter who blames all of their failures on others.
And through the last 2 years, it's seemed like they were on the rocks during several occasions. I think they were on the verge of breaking up several times, and this was just the final time for Jade. Each time, Amber suddenly came up with a new promise of taking care of herself to keep Jade around, only for Amber's behavior to start slipping and she would backtrack on progress. Amber hinted at it during the breakup video when she said that it was "the most passionate relationship, on both sides." And then Amber talked about looking in the spot in the kitchen where Jade kissed her for the first time, but that it was probably also a spot where they had a fight. It sounds like Amber kept slipping to her usual behavior, and it caused strife with Jade (who was promised by Amber that she DID want to lose weight and not be totally dependent).
Something I've been tinkering with for a while (because I'm a loser and a self-hating masochist). Well, it's also because I find narcs absolutely FASCINATING, and Amber just has EVERY. TEXTBOOK. NARC. BEHAVIOR. It's just amazing! (Again, I'm a loser). Anyway, it’s a summary of the 2 year relationship with Jade. WARNING: there is a lot of speculation here, but when taken from the perspective of Jade trying to help Amber and believing that Amber really wanted to lose weight, it does fit in with the events we witnessed.
Oh yeah, and double-spoilered because autism of this magnitude requires proper containment (please ignore and move on if you have a weak stomach).
Jade comes along, claiming to have never watched Amber before. Amber KNEW that was bullshit, because when she told us that, Amber then said "She SAYS she's never seen me before". I personally felt that was a lie from Amber. Amber was trying to make it sound like she was this desirable person and that someone could fall in love with her just from her IG pictures and posts. And that it had nothing to do with her online infamy (like it did when she snagged Becky). Later it was found that Jade had been watching for about a year. If Jade was a retarded Ambaby who never looked into Amber, and had only been watching since after her cancer arc, it's possible she might have believed that Amber was trying to get her life on track but had no one to support her.
Amber admits on livestream that Jade is Bipolar. This is am important point that comes up later, as mental illnesses like bipolar can cause serious negative problems, and self-care (medication, therapy) is critical.
After breaking up with Becky and talking to Jade, Amber is suddenly able to bathe herself and wash her hair. Amber states she lost 30lbs by herself in July just from Jade's encouragement. Amber seemed to be taking her health seriously, getting her "OCD" rituals and skin-picking under control, etc. From someone who didn't know the situation, Amber looked way more put together than the greasy thumb next to her. Again, a person not looking too closely might have assumed that the greasy thumb was holding her down.
Amber admits on livestream that Jade is Bipolar. This is am important point that comes up later, as mental illnesses like bipolar can cause serious negative problems, and self-care (medication, therapy) is critical.
After breaking up with Becky and talking to Jade, Amber is suddenly able to bathe herself and wash her hair. Amber states she lost 30lbs by herself in July just from Jade's encouragement. Amber seemed to be taking her health seriously, getting her "OCD" rituals and skin-picking under control, etc. From someone who didn't know the situation, Amber looked way more put together than the greasy thumb next to her. Again, a person not looking too closely might have assumed that the greasy thumb was holding her down.
Jade's living there and Amber is suddenly this new person. Amber even boasts about how there is no more cycle as she's been in 'stage 1' for months. She's uploading regular vlogs with more editing than what she would normally do, and taking on the persona of a lifestyle vlogger. Her content is so different, that her audience actually assumes that JADE is the one editing the videos. Vomit stews are gone, and Amber starts cooking proper food (with Jade's teaching, of course - but everyone starts somewhere). She even gets those Hello Fresh subscriptions to cook different types of meals. Amber seems to be continuing to lose weight and start being more independent. She even talks about how Jade is going to teach her to drive. This (mostly) continues all the way through to the beginning of the new year.
Jade goes on a holiday to visit her family for Thanksgiving - without Amber. Suddenly, Amber's depression and lack of cleanliness and 'binging' starts coming back more and more frequently, likely to convince Jade not to go because Amber needs her. Amber films for a few of those days where Jade is gone, and the old Amber is completely back. Amber is suddenly super depressed, she's greasy and grimy, wearing dirty clothes, and the house is a pigsty. This was where Amber claimed that nothing was open on Thanksgiving, so her only option was to order a family meal for 6 to eat (or something like that). Amber puts herself together again shortly after Jade returns, and things are more or less uneventful for the remainder of the year.
Cracks really start showing. Amber's starting to get comfortable with Jade, and binging has been happening more and more frequently. Bathing seems to happening less often, and more and more complaints about 'mentulz' are appearing in her more lazily edited vlogs. Amber's fixed sleep schedule is messed up again, with Amber vlogging and stomping around the middle of the night when Jade would be trying to sleep. None of her diets are working because her binging is just too bad. Tensions seem to start up in the apartment, then Amber announces that she's decided to get help because she can't possibly lose weight until she fixes the issues that make her binge. Since everyone's been suggesting inpatient, Amber chooses OUTPATIENT at a HAES clinic (so not only will they not control her meals, they also won't push her to lose weight). Amber goes for a couple of days, then quits because it was too intense and she can do it on her own. She then spends the next 6 weeks filming mukbang after mukbang, 'mindfully eating' MASSIVE portions of junk food for every meal because it's what her therapist told her to do.
Amber finally admits that she quit outpatient right after starting, but claims that she's been using the lessens she's been taught to treat her binge eating - while in reality she's just being a dirty sloth and eating like a glutton. Either from being pushed by her audience or by Jade, Amber starts trying to control her portions during this month.
HUGE BLOWOUT by the 3rd week of April, where Amber goes live in the middle of the night (when Jade who works would be sleeping) and drinks a bottle of whiskey while crying, shrieking, and saying that she doesn't know if she's single. Jade tries to take the bottle, but Amber grabs it in time, and keeps drinking from it while complaining she wants takeout. It kinda seems like Amber wanted to order takeout, Jade said no to be supportive, and Amber started throwing a narc tantrum (like Amber did with Destiny, and admitted to doing with Becky and Krystle). Jade ends up cooking food for Amber in the middle of the night to try and soothe her and end the tantrum (probably so she could get some sleep). Amber chews it like a cow and acts like a cunt on camera. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the first time Amber tried using the "I guess we're breaking up then?" line (like Destiny said Amber would use on her to get her way).
HUGE BLOWOUT by the 3rd week of April, where Amber goes live in the middle of the night (when Jade who works would be sleeping) and drinks a bottle of whiskey while crying, shrieking, and saying that she doesn't know if she's single. Jade tries to take the bottle, but Amber grabs it in time, and keeps drinking from it while complaining she wants takeout. It kinda seems like Amber wanted to order takeout, Jade said no to be supportive, and Amber started throwing a narc tantrum (like Amber did with Destiny, and admitted to doing with Becky and Krystle). Jade ends up cooking food for Amber in the middle of the night to try and soothe her and end the tantrum (probably so she could get some sleep). Amber chews it like a cow and acts like a cunt on camera. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the first time Amber tried using the "I guess we're breaking up then?" line (like Destiny said Amber would use on her to get her way).
After the tense drunken livestream, Amber starts making an effort in taking her weight loss seriously. I think it was around this time that the whole "Bambi/Feline" bullshit started. We got those stupid "500lb Girl" series where Amber is trying to get to under 500lbs, and a total of 100lbs lost from her highest recorded weight. Amber convinces her audience (and Jade) that the binge-eating therapy has to stop, as she can't possibly get her binge-eating under control until she loses weight first, as she's over 500lbs and her weight loss needs to take priority. Amber decides that restriction is what causes her to binge, so she makes sure to get lots of her favorite snacks and candy to consume "in moderation".
Of course, each mini-series ends in a binge and failure, but there is this weird uneasiness with Amber announcing each failure (rather than the usual duper's delight). She also talks about how Jade is trying to lose weight with her (I guess to help and support her), and they're writing their daily weights out for each other the blackboard, or some other weird shit. Each binge sessions seems to end with crying and heart-filled (emotionally manipulative) letters to Jade about the binges and Amber's remorse (and excuses of her 'mentulz'). These seem to go into absolute OVERDRIVE right as the beginning of July is coming up - where Jade has marked on her calendar that she's leaving on vacation (likely to visit family without Amber).
Of course, each mini-series ends in a binge and failure, but there is this weird uneasiness with Amber announcing each failure (rather than the usual duper's delight). She also talks about how Jade is trying to lose weight with her (I guess to help and support her), and they're writing their daily weights out for each other the blackboard, or some other weird shit. Each binge sessions seems to end with crying and heart-filled (emotionally manipulative) letters to Jade about the binges and Amber's remorse (and excuses of her 'mentulz'). These seem to go into absolute OVERDRIVE right as the beginning of July is coming up - where Jade has marked on her calendar that she's leaving on vacation (likely to visit family without Amber).
Amber has a 10 day binge during Jade's vacation week and afterwards. Amber's channel goes dark for that time. Amber claims that Jade stayed with her and they took a ‘staycation’ together. That was never confirmed - and is likely a lie, as Amber has said that Jade has taken a 'couple' of vacations without her. (The only two vacations were Thanksgiving 2021 and July 2022). Yet more uneasiness again, but Amber has agreed to go on Ozempic - BUT Jade has to be the one to give her the shots (as Amber's a child who won't deal with a needle that's barely the thicker than a hair). Amber also gets a new excuse as to why her weight isn't her fault - lipedema. Amber gets down to 466lbs on Ozempic - her lowest since being in Kentucky. When Jade points out that it's only 16lbs away from 450lbs, Amber begins sabotaging her diet like crazy: several pints of keto ice cream, daily bags of pork rinds, and eating fried cheese as snacks instead of vegetables "because it's allowed".
Weight gain is starting again. The excuses of lipedema aren't working, as she lost weight while having lipedema. Time for a new time wasting diversion to distract Jade: Amber shouldn't be taking her estrogen because it’s increasing her risk of cancer! The cancer center has no record of Amber ever being a patient. They need to go on a quest to get the name of the first doctor who prescribed her estrogen - and they can't find it (despite Amber showing us that she hoards every Rx bottle she has ever gotten and it's likely in that pile). Jade's running her around and making her appointment because Amber is trying to be a something for her life - what was that stupid expression she kept saying? BAH! It's just slipped my mind. Anyway, that she needs to be an active participant in taking care of her health (probably got the phrase from Jade).
Amber is struggling because she wants to eat, but Ozempic is stopping her. She even starts taking Delta 8 to increase her appetite. Jade pushes Amber to at least get up and walk, and Amber takes that opportunity to take a dive like an Italian footballer into a 3/4" divot at the edge of the sidewalk. Amber insists on being taken to the ER by Jade. The doctors do an X-Ray, but find nothing broken. As Amber's likely carrying on like she's DYING, the ER doctor has to diagnose a sprained ankle (which Amber embellishes to MULTIPLE, SEVERELY, torn ligaments). Amber doesn't get follow up scans or PT, but instead chooses to become bed bound and eat as much as she can.
Amber is struggling because she wants to eat, but Ozempic is stopping her. She even starts taking Delta 8 to increase her appetite. Jade pushes Amber to at least get up and walk, and Amber takes that opportunity to take a dive like an Italian footballer into a 3/4" divot at the edge of the sidewalk. Amber insists on being taken to the ER by Jade. The doctors do an X-Ray, but find nothing broken. As Amber's likely carrying on like she's DYING, the ER doctor has to diagnose a sprained ankle (which Amber embellishes to MULTIPLE, SEVERELY, torn ligaments). Amber doesn't get follow up scans or PT, but instead chooses to become bed bound and eat as much as she can.
Now that Amber's milked her dangleen ankle for as long as she could - as she's able to walk again (and actually could walk the entire time - Amber said it would just hurt), I'm sure Jade was now pushing Amber to start trying to take care of herself again. Amber follows up on the dangleen ankle drama with the dangleen lung drama, embellishing it and hinting it might be THE BIG C. That turned out to be an entire month of misdiagnosis after misdiagnosis, and just ended up being a big nothing-burger. Well, not quite a nothing-burger - it sounded like a touch of pneumonia which cleared up with the antibiotics prescribed to her on her FIRST ER VISIT. Amber has her Chips Ahoy cookie binge, and does a TikTok video about it (calling it a 'relapse'). Amber gets in shit with TikTok over it, and she uses that to create all sorts of drama about how serious and real her binge eating disorder is.
Amber claims that the chest scan taken for the dangling lung showed some sludge in her gallbladder. Amber of course, embellishes her gallbladder pain for dramatics. Oh, and because this is the excuse needed to finally quit Ozempic (blaming the sludge on Ozempic instead of the mountains of pork rinds and cheese she was eating daily to keep GAINING at over 460lbs). Jade doesn't go visit her family on Thanksgiving, but instead stays to babysit the baby buffalo. The diet is off, and the real Ambo is back again in all of her greasy, unwashed, binging glory throughout the entirety of November.
Amber claims that the chest scan taken for the dangling lung showed some sludge in her gallbladder. Amber of course, embellishes her gallbladder pain for dramatics. Oh, and because this is the excuse needed to finally quit Ozempic (blaming the sludge on Ozempic instead of the mountains of pork rinds and cheese she was eating daily to keep GAINING at over 460lbs). Jade doesn't go visit her family on Thanksgiving, but instead stays to babysit the baby buffalo. The diet is off, and the real Ambo is back again in all of her greasy, unwashed, binging glory throughout the entirety of November.
The return of the binging buffalo causes more strife, as suddenly at the end of November (28th or so), Amber declares that she's going to make her 4th attempt at getting WLS, and is determined that she WILL 100% BE SUCCESSFUL. No maybe or possibly here, DEFINITELY YES! Not even a 'plan B', because plan A will ABSOLUTELY HAPPEN. Amber explains that nothing else works for her, and she HAS to get WLS "TO SAVE MY LIFE" (and this is a phrase we hear incessantly until June 2023). Amber even talks about this being a tool made for people like Amber - binge eaters who can't stick to any type of restricted (moderated) eating. A few days into this storyline, Amber is notified that it could take weeks (minimum) to process her application. Complete unrestricted eating occurs through vlogmas. Amber's weight skyrockets to the 520s by early vlogmas (from 466lbs in July), where she then stops getting on the scale. It's not her fault though, it's a combination of lipedema - which can only be cured by a keto diet, and her sludgy gallbladder - which won't let her do keto. Oh, and it's also her binge eating disorder - but that's going to be cured by the WLS. Amber has NO CHOICE but to eat like a pig until she starts the process!
Mid-month or so, the WLS clinic calls her and lets her know her application is being considered. They explain the medical tests that need to be done, as well as an in-person seminar which would outline their expectations of her. According to Amber, the only expectation other than the medical tests was 1lb of weight loss which is not gained back. This is not confirmed, but a person from the 'KickingNarcs' discord applied in order to get into this intake seminar. They claimed that they saw Amber there with Jade (who really was the Jade who was doxxed in Sept 2021). According to this person, Jade had to keep telling Amber to stop playing on her phone and pay attention, as Amber wasn't taking it seriously.
Suddenly, Amber's binge eating disorder is GONE. It's been CURED! No wait.. she never had it!! No, I was right the first time: it's been CURED from the MONTHS of hard therapy from the Outpatient facility (that she quit in the first 2 days and never did). TRANSLATION: Amber found out that WLS is NOT for people with B.E.D., and in fact it will EXCLUDE you from consideration. During the latter half of 2022, Amber started seeing the counselor from the HAES outpatient facility again (but not for weight-loss but for other counseling). Well, back to December 2022-January 2023, she shit-cans this psychologist/counselor/the-fuck-if-I-know in order to try and DFE all evidence of her B.E.D. diagnosis (as this was the head-shrinker who gave her the Dx).
Amber starts talking about all of this bullshit about her "living with the discomfort", and taking things "one discomfort at a time". Amber also declares that she's just quit Delta 8, as she was becoming dependent on them. Amber has come SO FAR in how she sees this process. If she's told that the surgery needs to be delayed for her to work on something, she's going to trust her team and the process.
Suddenly, Amber's binge eating disorder is GONE. It's been CURED! No wait.. she never had it!! No, I was right the first time: it's been CURED from the MONTHS of hard therapy from the Outpatient facility (that she quit in the first 2 days and never did). TRANSLATION: Amber found out that WLS is NOT for people with B.E.D., and in fact it will EXCLUDE you from consideration. During the latter half of 2022, Amber started seeing the counselor from the HAES outpatient facility again (but not for weight-loss but for other counseling). Well, back to December 2022-January 2023, she shit-cans this psychologist/counselor/the-fuck-if-I-know in order to try and DFE all evidence of her B.E.D. diagnosis (as this was the head-shrinker who gave her the Dx).
Amber starts talking about all of this bullshit about her "living with the discomfort", and taking things "one discomfort at a time". Amber also declares that she's just quit Delta 8, as she was becoming dependent on them. Amber has come SO FAR in how she sees this process. If she's told that the surgery needs to be delayed for her to work on something, she's going to trust her team and the process.
In February, Amber gets rejected for WLS. Not really rejected: she's told that she needs to be binge-free for a full year before being eligible for WLS. Amber admits to ugly-crying in her appointment when the decision was made. She goes into full Karen-mode and demands an appointment with the doctor. She demands to speak with the dietitian's superior, etc. Amber doesn't understand why her audience calls this out as the temper tantrum that it is - she's TRYING TO SAVE HER LIFE! Amber tells her audience that she's starting her own diet. Obviously Amber gets backlash for this (not only from her audience, but I believe from Jade as well, as Amber has declared that WLS is the ONLY thing that will work for her). In the next video, Amber gaslights her audience and says that she has no idea why everyone thought she was going to quit. She was TRYING TO SAY that the next day, she was going to continue following her dietitian's instructions, and we all just misunderstood her. Apparently, she's going to get some sort of 12 session assessment, but Amber demands a new psychologist (because her current one is on to her bullshit).
March to May is very confusing – PURE GASLIGHTING HELL! Amber claims that she's getting monthly check ins, but there is no goal to lose weight. She requests a weight loss goal, and they tell her 1lb per week. We are told that the purpose of these check ins are to just look for IMPROVEMENT, as it's childhood trauma and FOOD ADDICTION that make herbinge "not say no". Amber boasts about her weight dropping to about 500lb – but her weight (which was 521 at Christmas) is actually 528lb at the clinic, then drops to 525lbs. Amber tells her audience that her scale at home reads her light, which is why it looks like she's gained, but she hasn't. Then she says that her scale reads her accurately a home, and that we must be mistaken. Then she says that she was actually 533lbs at her first clinic appointment (which would mean that her home scale reading her at 521 DID read her too light) - but acts like she doesn't understand when she's questioned on this. Basically, from the process, Amber starts at 521lbs (which is later retconned to 533), changes to 528lbs, goes down to 525lbs, and then hits 530-something by June (this is off the top of my head, and NO FUCKING WAY am I going to research the actual fucking number). None of it makes any sense, so don't even try to figure it out.
Amber is speaking with the new head-shrinker during this time for her 12 therapy sessions and assessment. According to Amber, she spends this entire time combing over her alleged childhood traumas - likely events which she has ruminated on and embellished in her head over the last 20+ years to the point that nothing she's remembering has ANY connection to reality. She relives events like the inconsistent story of the baby brother with the cord around his neck that was screaming loudly but also unable to make a sound because he was choking. According to Amber, NO work on dealing with coping mechanisms to deal with not eating her feelings was done (as that was done with the HAES therapist during the outpatient treatment she quit and never actually did). As this is narc hell, none of this makes any sense either (so don't give yourself a headache over it).
Amber is also speaking to the dietitian during this time, who gives her several diet plans to follow. First is a 1900-2100 calorie diet with specific macros (which ends up actually being a 2300-2500 calorie diet with balanced macros and I think 31g of her carbs being fiber when you actually do the math). Amber complains it's too complicated, so the next month she gets an "eat whatever but stay under 2300 calorie" diet (or something like that). Amber complains that she was counting her calories accurately, but her lipedema/lymphedema makes her gain weight at 2300 calories and it's too much. The dietitian then gives her an 1800 calorie diet. Amber gains weight on that, but says that it's because her mentulz were keeping her from being able to 'just say no', and her food addiction was winning, but she has since gotten control of it again.
March to May is very confusing – PURE GASLIGHTING HELL! Amber claims that she's getting monthly check ins, but there is no goal to lose weight. She requests a weight loss goal, and they tell her 1lb per week. We are told that the purpose of these check ins are to just look for IMPROVEMENT, as it's childhood trauma and FOOD ADDICTION that make her
Amber is speaking with the new head-shrinker during this time for her 12 therapy sessions and assessment. According to Amber, she spends this entire time combing over her alleged childhood traumas - likely events which she has ruminated on and embellished in her head over the last 20+ years to the point that nothing she's remembering has ANY connection to reality. She relives events like the inconsistent story of the baby brother with the cord around his neck that was screaming loudly but also unable to make a sound because he was choking. According to Amber, NO work on dealing with coping mechanisms to deal with not eating her feelings was done (as that was done with the HAES therapist during the outpatient treatment she quit and never actually did). As this is narc hell, none of this makes any sense either (so don't give yourself a headache over it).
Amber is also speaking to the dietitian during this time, who gives her several diet plans to follow. First is a 1900-2100 calorie diet with specific macros (which ends up actually being a 2300-2500 calorie diet with balanced macros and I think 31g of her carbs being fiber when you actually do the math). Amber complains it's too complicated, so the next month she gets an "eat whatever but stay under 2300 calorie" diet (or something like that). Amber complains that she was counting her calories accurately, but her lipedema/lymphedema makes her gain weight at 2300 calories and it's too much. The dietitian then gives her an 1800 calorie diet. Amber gains weight on that, but says that it's because her mentulz were keeping her from being able to 'just say no', and her food addiction was winning, but she has since gotten control of it again.
Amber hits the end of her 12 therapy sessions and assessment, and according to Amber, is deemed ready for WLS. The dietitian writes Amber a 5 paragraph email, telling her that she's so proud of Amber for admitting that she lost control of her eating and gained weight due to her 'food addiction'. And that her admitting it meant she was more ready for WLS than most of the clinic's post-op patients were ready. Well, that was all in paragraph 1. The other 4 paragraphs weren't read by Amber as they were 'private'. Anyway, despite claiming to get the go-ahead from the therapist AND dietitian AND being asked to see the surgeon to set a surgery date, Amber cancels her next scheduled weigh-in with the dietitian. Amber quits the program to 'try one more time to lose weight on her own'. Amber later admits that she was 530-something lbs right before the canceled appointment - which put her even higher than she was during her intake (not maintaining that ONE POUND of weight loss). Amber talks about how therapeutic her therapy was, and how it's so important to her to keep going and receiving this therapeutic therapy - and then immediately stops going.
Amber admits that all of her boasting of 'sitting with the discomfort' MIGHT have been a SLIGHT over-exaggeration. But still, WLS was going to involve CUTTING HER OPEN and TAKING OUT A LARGE CHUNK OF HER STOMACH!!! Did you know that's what WLS involves?! Apparently Amber didn't. And Amber says that she didn't even WANT WLS to begin with! This was something that OTHER PEOPLE were making her do! (She implies her audience, but I think it was also Jade). Besides, Amber knows what to do. The problem is that she needs to AVOID the junk food and takeout that she's addicted to - that way, the chemicals won't set her brain on fire and make herbinge - I mean, make her food addiction act up. Amber starts the TikTok diet of eating random foods slathered in cottage cheese and mustard - mixed in with McDonalds binges, of course, because moderation is the key. Baby steps! You can't expect her to change in one day!
Amber admits that all of her boasting of 'sitting with the discomfort' MIGHT have been a SLIGHT over-exaggeration. But still, WLS was going to involve CUTTING HER OPEN and TAKING OUT A LARGE CHUNK OF HER STOMACH!!! Did you know that's what WLS involves?! Apparently Amber didn't. And Amber says that she didn't even WANT WLS to begin with! This was something that OTHER PEOPLE were making her do! (She implies her audience, but I think it was also Jade). Besides, Amber knows what to do. The problem is that she needs to AVOID the junk food and takeout that she's addicted to - that way, the chemicals won't set her brain on fire and make her
Jade dumps Amber's ass. Jade admits that she was really on point with her self-case, taking her medication, and keeping up with therapy to control her BPD when she got with Amber, but all of that fell to the wayside while dealing with the last two years of endless bullshit crisis' that Amber invented to keep Jade chasing her tail. Amber declares the breakup mutual, and that it had nothing to do with quitting WLS (or the last 2 years of Amber's train wreck behavior) - just that Amber can't travel right now, and Jade has things she needs to work on that are unacceptable to Amber.
TL;DR: I know that Jade's an adult and she got herself into this. Still, this would have been hell to go through. I sure hope it was worth those Jordans.