🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She has nothing. I thought she had nothing before, but now it's dwindled down even more. I really hope she's stuck alone, I want to see how much further down she can go.
 
Xenomorph said:
YOU SEE JADE THIS IS ALL UR FAULT! IF YOU WERE DOING EVERYTHING FOR ME THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPEEENED.


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CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SCREEN YOU ORCA
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It looks like she hasn't cleaned that screen for a year.

That whole reason she gave up on WW sounds bogus despite her always being so confident about it as it is apparently the only thing she knows. I don't recall her ever bringing up how she associates WW with junk food and take out.

Also, I didn't understand why she brought up that story about her falling when it happened a month ago. When she started telling the story, it sounded like it happened today/yesterday.

She says it comes from her journal so that is something to look forward to if there are others lol
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
My big question is why oh why wasn't that dryer sheet in a container labeled 'dryer sheets'?!?
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My guess is when she took out clothes or whatever that was previously in the machine it fell out and she didn't notice. Or she did but didn't want to bend down to pick it up.

Considering she hates doing laundry and is incredibly lazy, the latter seems more plausible.
 
In her latest video Amber shows what's supposed to be her collection of empty journals. She tells us she doesn't have many. How many do you count? Notice how there's a second shelf that she's hiding. So if those are also journals she has over 20 empty journals and keeps buying more.
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Amber is just insufferably smug in this, wtf was that little hand wave in front of her face when she was talking about the storms?
At one point she talks about how she goes to bed and thinks that she'll do better tomorrow but then the next day ends up ordering fast food again and like, Look DumbAssLynn, YOU are the one ordering the food. Don't want it, quit buying it. Fuck's sake this woman is 32 years old! She knows this shit, she's just messing with everyone!

I almost want to send a case of mustard to her PO box and tell her it's all the rage to put it on ice cream and film yourself eating it.
 
Humour me for a minute fellow farmers. If ALR fell HARD on her knee 4 weeks ago, then that puts it at around the time Jade told her “It’s over”. Amber announced this, a month later, with her excuse already prepared, fat knees. So we know she has already been called out about it…likely by Jade because she’s not mentioned it before. Jade, as a former college athlete, would know how knee injuries work, if not from her own experience, then from fellow athletes. Twist the knee, and it’s a ligament issue. Fall HARD on the knee, the pain comes from the internal joint space, and at 530lbs, the joint space will fill with fluid and be crippling, regardless of how much fat surrounds the knee. This could well be the straw that broke the camel’s back. Jade knew that Amber was lying, just like we do. Unlike when her prior fall sent her to ER, this one didn’t, nor did we hear about it. Interested in what others think!

If she did slip on a dryer sheet, which I don’t believe, then clearly she can’t see the floor due to her enormous girth (absolutely believable). Should have stayed with her “approved” WLS, which I do believe (not the approved part) played a part in Jade’s decision to call it quits.

ETA: All of us that have had knee injuries, and I’m sure there are many of us (without the need to PL) that have, know how medical professionals assess them, know this bitch is lying through her rotting teeth.
 
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I find it hard to believe she fell and injured herself and didn't immediately film for the sympathy shelf pats. She always films that shit.

Xenomorph said:
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SCREEN YOU ORCA
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I know she's lazy as fuck and has bowling ball arms, but what is it that keeps her from taking a cloth and wiping the disgusting shit off her computer? She really is just gross.

Boolean Bitch said:
Amber's not doing WW anymore because it makes her want to eat tons of takeout and junk food.
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Rate me autistic but I just don't get this shit. Like, obviously she quit she always does, but why can't she eat her gross mustard cottage cheese shit on WW? The points are a limit not a challenge.

adrawerwithnoforks said:
In her latest video Amber shows what's supposed to be her collection of empty journals. She tells us she doesn't have many. How many do you count? Notice how there's a second shelf that she's hiding. So if those are also journals she has over 20 empty journals and keeps buying more.
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Consumerlynn continuing to hoard the most mundane shit while she's supposed to be decluttering for the move.

FatalTater said:
I almost want to send a case of mustard to her PO box and tell her it's all the rage to put it on ice cream and film yourself eating it.
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I'm shocked she hasn't pull that shit yet. She's just so quirky and all.
 
Amber falls all the fucking time. Why is this so hard to believe? We've actually seen her fall on camera skeetskeetskeet. To say she's lying that it hurt is absurd. Jesus you people sometimes.

AND YET, no one is looking askance at her using four fucking dryer sheets?
 
StrawberryDouche said:
To say she's lying that it hurt is absurd. Jesus you people sometimes.
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Clearly you’ve never fallen directly on your knee, or you’d understand. She’s fallen twice that she’s told us about. This one didn’t happen, or she wouldn’t have been walking around stores with Jade. Hell, she couldn’t have even made it from the front door to her car if it did. Plus she would have told us about it well before 4 weeks had passed. 4 weeks would put this fall at around June 28, by my Southern Hemisphere calendar, just days before the breakup, and we know she’s just estimating the timeline.

ETA: If she had fallen “HARD on my knee” it would have crippled her, and sent her to ER, and she would have vlogged herself in th ER. It didn’t happen.

I love you @Strawberry Douche and fuck I wished Amy Ramadanadingdong was still posting, but I don’t think you understand what a knee injury means.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
Clearly you’ve never fallen directly on your knee, or you’d understand. She’s fallen twice that she’s told us about. This one didn’t happen, or she wouldn’t have been walking around stores with Jade. Hell, she couldn’t have even made it from the front door to her car if it did. Plus she would have told us about it well before 4 weeks had passed. 4 weeks would put this fall at around June 28, by my Southern Hemisphere calendar, just days before the breakup, and we know she’s just estimating the timeline.

ETA: If she had fallen “HARD on my knee” it would have crippled her, and sent her to ER, and she would have vlogged herself in th ER. It didn’t happen.

I love you @Strawberry Douche and fuck I wished Amy Ramadanadingdong was still posting, but I don’t think you understand what a knee injury means.
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as strawberry said, amber falls ALL THE TIME. she also exaggerates all the time. she probably did fall, and it hurt, but not enough to be an actual injury because she exaggerates. strawberry's point stands, she probably got hurt and is using the pain she had to make it seem worse. you can't take what she says at face value, it probably wasn't "HARD" on her knee, but probably enough to still cause pain
 
I call shenanigans said:
Humour me for a minute fellow farmers. If ALR fell HARD on her knee 4 weeks ago, then that puts it at around the time Jade told her “It’s over”. Amber announced this, a month later, with her excuse already prepared, fat knees. So we know she has already been called out about it…likely by Jade because she’s not mentioned it before. Jade, as a former college athlete, would know how knee injuries work, if not from her own experience, then from fellow athletes. Twist the knee, and it’s a ligament issue. Fall HARD on the knee, the pain comes from the internal joint space, and at 530lbs, the joint space will fill with fluid and be crippling, regardless of how much fat surrounds the knee. This could well be the straw that broke the camel’s back. Jade knew that Amber was lying, just like we do. Unlike when her prior fall sent her to ER, this one didn’t, nor did we hear about it. Interested in what others think!

If she did slip on a dryer sheet, which I don’t believe, then clearly she can’t see the floor due to her enormous girth (absolutely believable). Should have stayed with her “approved” WLS, which I do believe (not the approved part) played a part in Jade’s decision to call it quits.

ETA: All of us that have had knee injuries, and I’m sure there are many of us (without the need to PL) that have, know how medical professionals assess them, know this bitch is lying through her rotting teeth.
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Normally I appreciate your opinions but I have to politely ask what the fuck are you saying?

This is the lie that broke the camel's back?

Get the fuck outta here with this tinfoil hat crap. Jade the college athlete knows about about knees injuries to that degree? That's one hell of a leap there my friend.

I am really not trying to rude here but this is absurd.

Did Amber fall? Fuck I know; most likely not because she would have said something about by now.
 
Ayygs and Layygs said:
Amber needs to grow up and smoke weed like literally everyone else. This exaggerated shit with Delta is boring.
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No kidding. Fake Stonedlynn sounds like a 12-year-old trying to impress her peeps at a slumber party after taking one toke off of her older brother's stale, discarded roach. So pathetic. Delta 8 is shit. Sorry about being late af with this. Just catching up.
 
None of you understand. Amber doesn't just fall. Amber doesn't just sprain an ankle or bruise her knee. She falls HARD, she tears MULTIPLE ligaments, her ankle was DANGLEEN. The sound will HAUNT her and it's the most traumatic and extreme thing to happen to anyone.

You ever experience choking? Not like Amber. She REALLY choked. Lung/breathing pain? No, Amber's was 10 out of 10 pain.

Unless it's fatty fat related then it's totally normal, happens all the time to everyone, even skinny people.

It's not unbelievable a deathfat falls or gets sick. It's unbelievable that she's always A.) the most hurt and sick anyone has ever been or B.) Not affected at all because her weight doesn't play a part in physics.
 
God even the break up of the Wipey era is so fucking boring. Dusty had Drunklynn, Becky had LiveStreamLynn, this just has fucking journals.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Did Amber fall? Fuck I know; most likely not because she would have said something about by now.
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Amber likes to keep things in her back pocket for when she gets called out for doing something exceedingly stupid or crass, or gets caught in a lie. Was it the Strawberry Hill debacle which gave us the choking potato shit cannon story? SHE ALMOST DIED YOU GUYS.

She is RILLY loveeng the sympathy storm currently raining down on her, and I think she senses that some are starting to question the permanence of the breakup, so she tossed out this falling incident to keep seeding the clouds.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Amber likes to keep things in her back pocket for when she gets called out for doing something exceedingly stupid or crass, or gets caught in a lie.
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Bitch almost died from her dangleen cankles right after she blamed Becky for cancer, she went to the ER and even got dosed opiates for it. Even that was saved, I remember seeing that fatfit she was wearing in one of her Torrid hauls from weeks earlier.
 
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No fucking way KindaNeckKindaBeck threatening to post info about Amber a couple weeks ago and grifting for money now is coincidental. This retard has showed us her learned helplessness for years and she’s exactly as manipulative as Amber.

It’s pretty sorry of her to take money from people on YouTube when she almost never posts content and even when she does, it’s nothing anyone would give a fuck about.

I guess she wants us to believe that she’s “better than” doing a live to expose her ex for superchats. That being said, teasing that you will to get attention and then begging for money once people turn to look is worse.

Everyone in the amberverse is a loser lol
 
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