Turd Fergusson
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It seems that Rafe is getting bariatric surgery at Cumberland Bariatric Institute. She posted it on Instagram (randomrafe). I am sure that Amber will be happy to hear the news.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Amber doesn't find love, she snares retarded and emotionally weak marks through manipulation and keeps them as long as possible by dangleen her YouTube bux in their stupid faces.
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I don't think Amber has ever felt love for anyone or anything other than food.
Turd Fergusson
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Agree, Amber only loves Amber. Everything and everyone should serve Amber. Amber refused to have alcohol in the flat not to help Jade but to make sure Jade is always sober so she can drive her around when she needs it. It seems that Amber is having a harder time to find her next victim. She is getting older and people wiser, but there are still some idiots that will fall for her schtick.
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Makes sense, only fat retarded lesbians go for Amberlynn. Like attracts like after all.
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And in other news, water is wet.
Sabina (Just My 2 Cents) found that the whole nonsense from Amber's previous video where she was complaining of a blouse string showing was just blatently copied from one of the vapid channels Amber admitted to watching.
I mean, I know Amber's dumb, but goddamn, has she had an original thought in her life EVER?
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Can we sacrifice Amber to get a few more years of Chantal?
Even failing to waddle across a parking lot, Chantal is more interesting and at least kind of original.
Amber is just.. Amber. Why would anyone watch that?
Even failing to waddle across a parking lot, Chantal is more interesting and at least kind of original.
Amber is just.. Amber. Why would anyone watch that?
Witch Bitch
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To who? None of the gods or titans old or new want this!
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There's gotta be one we don't really like that would do us a solid if we act like we think she's valuable, right?
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Chantal doesn’t have an original bone in her body anymore. She is copying anyone and everyone trying to get some new traction. The Kuwait storyline is straight out of 90 day fiancé. The revert Muslim and travel vlogs are copies as well. The Disney storyline is straight from other fat travel bloggers. At times, so much so she might as well just edit their vlogs and superimpose her head over the original blogger. Hell, she’s even been copying Amber lately. When have you ever heard her say a food “slaps” or that it’s her “OCD” before (which the very lazy gunt definitely does NOT have). That is straight from the ALR playbook.
They are both as bad and as boring as each other. We are really just watching them actively moving towards their own deaths, wondering what will eventually take them out. Their content is virtually irrelevant. Their bodies (appearance, movement, stamina etc) are their only real content now.
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I fell and hurt myself, done with weight watchers, & best ice cream ever | vlog
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Amber copies stuff and it's just dull and insipid. Chantal copies stuff but will inadvertently put her own fucky lil' spin on it and make us all go WTF was that? and that's why she's the superior entertainment.
Haven't watched it yet but with a title like that she better have tripped over some WW paraphernalia and landed face-first into some ice cream, and there better be video of it.
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Okay wait. Notice all that eye glitter?
What were we just talking about, maybe a page ago?
The differences between how she looked the last time she was trying to pull in a new victim and now?
LOL!
We see ya gorl.
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Are we getting dangleen ankle 2.0? Is this a narc cry to make wipey return to living with her? Are the OG gorls competing to see which one of them is going to lose all mobility first?
Lol@ "done with weight watchers". Not that she ever really started it, but how long's it been since? 24 hours? Possibly less than that?
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Plot summary with commentary, real fast. Let's go!
TL;DR: Amber slipped on a dryer sheet and fell on her knee over a month ago. Amber's not doing WW anymore because it makes her want to eat tons of takeout and junk food. Amber eats like such a savage that she tore her lip ON A SPOON! (Honestly, THAT needed to be in the title more than the ice cream or her fall). Other bullshit happened that I've already forgotten in the 30 seconds since I typed out this summary, but none of it mattered.
Today is July 24th. She'll be making 'flopcicle' videos until the 3rd, because Amber's a lazy cunt and her videos suck.
Amber doesn't like how her makeup looks, but won't wash it off and start over because she's a lazy cunt.
WANNABE LAYGO UPDATE: who cares? [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Playing an iMessage game with one of her online friends that she TOTALLY knows in real life.
JUMPCUT!! Shows her empty journal collection (maybe 20). Amber has no idea why people think she has hundreds of them, since she's apparently forgotten that she uploaded a video showing about 400 journals stacked up in her closet during the Becky era.
Amber plays a retarded, drawn out game to select another journal, instead of just selecting another journal.
Amber has ' officially divorced' WW because it always makes her want to order lots of takeout and eat lots of junk. She talks about doing WW in highschool and just ordering tons of takeout... despite that being the time when she was in foster care, or living with her drug addict parents when Amber said she wouldn't know when her next meal would be. Oh, and all of the points trigger her because she has 'food issues' and doesn't know how to block it. It's a good thing she had all of that therapeutic therapy at the outpatient facility and at the WLS clinic.
Amber talks about her latest takeout. Inserts Jade into the story, pretending that she's still there.
JUMPCUT!! Oooh! Rain for a pluviophile! Oh wait, the rain is starting to get heavy. OH NOES!!! STORMS!!!
Hey, notice her new sitting spot is no longer on the couch, but on that chaise part? Do you think that at least during some part of this breakup Jade was actually staying at the apartment and was like "No bitch... if this is my bed, your ass is staying off of it"?
JUMPCUT!! In the kitchen. Amber scoops ice cream into a bowl with a butter knife because she's quirky. She pours melk on it afterwards because she's a tard.
Amber cut her face with her spoon because that's how aggressively she eats.
AMBER FELL!!!! .... over a month ago. She claims that she slipped on a dryer sheet and fell onto her right knee. It brought back terrible flashbacks to her MULTILE, SEVERELY TORN LIGAMENTS (which required no surgery or PT - where I come from, we call that a twisted/sprained ankle). She drags out the story to make it sound more serious, but let's be real: 1) She falls every year, and 2) It wasn't serious enough for her to tell her audience/them to notice anything was wrong. [SKIP]
WANNABE LAYGO UPDATE!!! Amber shows Amazon pages for some of the fake laygos she's been assembling over the last few months.
Piink Sparkles shoutout [SKIP]
Popcicle Stick Question Time! If you didn't do YouTube, do you think you'd still be 500lbs? Answer: Probably, because she reached 420lbs at the age of 16. BUT what you have to reullize is that the stresses of YouTube have contributed to her weight gain... and not the 6 figure salary that allowed her insane level of gluttony for several years.
CLOSET CLEANOUT!! [SKIP]
Amber finally collected all of the purses she claims she wants to donate into a old Amazon box. For those who have lost track: Amber told her audience she was moving on July 4th, broke up with her girlfriend on July 4th, decided she needed to pack up all of her stuff on July 4th... and has packed a total of 2 boxes as of July 24th. Phew! Don't work too hard, gorl.
Melatonin gummy kicking in, so it's time to end the vlog. Byee!!
Amber doesn't like how her makeup looks, but won't wash it off and start over because she's a lazy cunt.
WANNABE LAYGO UPDATE: who cares? [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Playing an iMessage game with one of her online friends that she TOTALLY knows in real life.
JUMPCUT!! Shows her empty journal collection (maybe 20). Amber has no idea why people think she has hundreds of them, since she's apparently forgotten that she uploaded a video showing about 400 journals stacked up in her closet during the Becky era.
Amber plays a retarded, drawn out game to select another journal, instead of just selecting another journal.
Amber has ' officially divorced' WW because it always makes her want to order lots of takeout and eat lots of junk. She talks about doing WW in highschool and just ordering tons of takeout... despite that being the time when she was in foster care, or living with her drug addict parents when Amber said she wouldn't know when her next meal would be. Oh, and all of the points trigger her because she has 'food issues' and doesn't know how to block it. It's a good thing she had all of that therapeutic therapy at the outpatient facility and at the WLS clinic.
Amber talks about her latest takeout. Inserts Jade into the story, pretending that she's still there.
JUMPCUT!! Oooh! Rain for a pluviophile! Oh wait, the rain is starting to get heavy. OH NOES!!! STORMS!!!
Hey, notice her new sitting spot is no longer on the couch, but on that chaise part? Do you think that at least during some part of this breakup Jade was actually staying at the apartment and was like "No bitch... if this is my bed, your ass is staying off of it"?
JUMPCUT!! In the kitchen. Amber scoops ice cream into a bowl with a butter knife because she's quirky. She pours melk on it afterwards because she's a tard.
Amber cut her face with her spoon because that's how aggressively she eats.
AMBER FELL!!!! .... over a month ago. She claims that she slipped on a dryer sheet and fell onto her right knee. It brought back terrible flashbacks to her MULTILE, SEVERELY TORN LIGAMENTS (which required no surgery or PT - where I come from, we call that a twisted/sprained ankle). She drags out the story to make it sound more serious, but let's be real: 1) She falls every year, and 2) It wasn't serious enough for her to tell her audience/them to notice anything was wrong. [SKIP]
WANNABE LAYGO UPDATE!!! Amber shows Amazon pages for some of the fake laygos she's been assembling over the last few months.
Piink Sparkles shoutout [SKIP]
Popcicle Stick Question Time! If you didn't do YouTube, do you think you'd still be 500lbs? Answer: Probably, because she reached 420lbs at the age of 16. BUT what you have to reullize is that the stresses of YouTube have contributed to her weight gain... and not the 6 figure salary that allowed her insane level of gluttony for several years.
CLOSET CLEANOUT!! [SKIP]
Amber finally collected all of the purses she claims she wants to donate into a old Amazon box. For those who have lost track: Amber told her audience she was moving on July 4th, broke up with her girlfriend on July 4th, decided she needed to pack up all of her stuff on July 4th... and has packed a total of 2 boxes as of July 24th. Phew! Don't work too hard, gorl.
Melatonin gummy kicking in, so it's time to end the vlog. Byee!!
TL;DR: Amber slipped on a dryer sheet and fell on her knee over a month ago. Amber's not doing WW anymore because it makes her want to eat tons of takeout and junk food. Amber eats like such a savage that she tore her lip ON A SPOON! (Honestly, THAT needed to be in the title more than the ice cream or her fall). Other bullshit happened that I've already forgotten in the 30 seconds since I typed out this summary, but none of it mattered.
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Smunchy
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If only there was a proper utensil created to easily scoop ice cream out of a container.
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If Amber fell “HARD” on her knee , even a month ago, she wouldn’t be walking on it even now. Yes, it’s fat, but that’s not going to save the joint from 530+ lbs crushing it hard into the ground and the joint space between the bones and the kneecap. Didn’t happen Amber or you would have yelled it from the rooftops, and absolutely wouldn’t have gone shopping anywhere with Jade in the past month. Show us the bruising Amber or you’re lying again.
Dropped a dryer sheet…what happened to that grabber you use to get mugs from the cupboard. That’s the aid lardarses use to pick up shit they drop on the floor but can’t bend down to pick up.
Dropped a dryer sheet…what happened to that grabber you use to get mugs from the cupboard. That’s the aid lardarses use to pick up shit they drop on the floor but can’t bend down to pick up.
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