🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'm finally back, please don't judge this boomer. I did have some quotes to reply to but unfortunately lost them. I do believe ALR went through the WLS process but was denied. I also believe that she went to that clinic (Kentucky Bariatric Institute, formerly known as Georgetown Bariatrics and Advanced Surgical Services) hoping TLC would foot the bill. My gut is saying she will either move to Atlanta (Dr Proctor) or Houston (Dr Now). Her very real problem now is finding a partner/caretaker that will be prepared to be filmed.

I live in a country that publically funds healthcare, but even here the co-pays for the testing she'd need are exorbitant.
 
She went on a major ‘upload every day’ spree for a while to make the most of the watch bump from the breakup. Her views have been a little better since the drama of the breakup.
I think she is wanting more money again. She’s making much less than she was used to and now has to move. Although I would have thought that the sudden WLS cancellation must have freed up some previously tied up savings?? Maybe not. Maybe she was NEVER intending to get it and didn’t put by anything.

We’ve entered into serious Troll-Lynn mode.
  • Full body shots to invite fat-shaming comments that she revels in to feel victimised.
  • Many ‘taste tests’ (she’s always said “if I’m doing muckbangs I’m desperate…I think the ‘taste test’ language is to keep well away from YT thinking she’s doing any form of self harm binging.
  • Chick Fillet fountain drinks….cookies
  • Deliberately miscounting her wantons (gyozas?) She counted 9 but clearly shows she ate 10
  • Doing really strange dumb stuff like moving Jade’s stuff from one corner to another corner.
  • Throwing her bags around and then wondering why her make up got broken.
  • Eating bowls of stuffing! (Seriously? A bowl of stuffing?)
  • Singing “Toxic Gossip Train” in an obnoxiously long edit that she showed us TWICE.
All of these things designed to troll the audience. Or more accurately designed to create minor outrage, talking points and corrections in the comments. Engagement, engagement, engagement.
 
I was rewatching some of the videos she posted in late 2019 and thought maybe Becky should react to those videos to add further context to what was happening and what she was thinking when Amber was clearly annoying her.

Fatty going right back into her cycle and summoning the Binge Monster can only do so much.
 
I call shenanigans said:
I'm finally back, please don't judge this boomer. I did have some quotes to reply to but unfortunately lost them. I do believe ALR went through the WLS process but was denied.
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Welcome back @I call shenanigans .

Actually, Amber was not denied (her word) the surgery. She said that her dietitian and physiologist found that she was more ready for wls than all the patients they ever had, even if she gained weight while in their care. Amber did not feel that she was ready and postponed the surgery. In reality, she quit before they denied the surgery. She said that she did not fail because she is still trying for the surgery at a later date.

I call shenanigans said:
I also believe that she went to that clinic (Kentucky Bariatric Institute, formerly known as Georgetown Bariatrics and Advanced Surgical Services) hoping TLC would foot the bill.
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That is something that Amber would think as a given. She could not have saved all the money for the surgery in such a short time (2-3 months), while spending like crazy. I do not think that Jade was paying for the surgery, perhaps a portion, which would account for the TLC angle. Regardless, with Jade gone, her money is gone too.

I call shenanigans said:
My gut is saying she will either move to Atlanta (Dr Proctor) or Houston (Dr Now). Her very real problem now is finding a partner/caretaker that will be prepared to be filmed.
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This is an interesting speculation. Most people think that she is moving to Oklahoma, but going to Atlanta would certainly be possible. I am sure that she is working like mad to find someone in the area.

I call shenanigans said:
I live in a country that publically funds healthcare, but even here the co-pays for the testing she'd need are exorbitant.
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There were a few "holes" in her story. She said that she did not want to pay $800 for an ultrasound scan of the gallbladder while having insurance, and never mentioned being tested for sleep apnea.
 
Hamberlynn needs to embrace horking down her "feelings" like Gunt and livestreaming it, so when she eats a whole chicken tender without chewing and chokes on it we get to watch LIVE LIVE LIVE. If she shits her pants again and pukes or no Wipey is there to pat her on the back like burping a baby, it's still win win.
RedMage said:
I was rewatching some of the videos she posted in late 2019 and thought maybe Becky should react to those videos to add further context to what was happening and what she was thinking when Amber was clearly annoying her.

Fatty going right back into her cycle and summoning the Binge Monster can only do so much.
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That was Zombie Necky and she says she doesn't even remember a lot of the shit that happened during that year. I wonder if she's just saying that because she doesn't want to relive it because that was the worst year in her life with Hamber. I do hold out hope that maybe the Thumb has some embarrassing pics, like the dirty panty pic Eric posted of her other ex. One can dream.
 
Fat Al isn’t dead. She’s just too busy chewing the breading of a 40 piece McNugget and assembling knock-off Lego with her greasy sausages to pick up a camera to record.

I wonder how long she’ll stay MIA though and if there will be noticeable weight gain by the time she returns.
 
breakup update, I made a mistake, & join weight watchers with me | vlog


 
Salvador Dali said:
breakup update, I made a mistake, & join weight watchers with me | vlog

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rsqj3fbkPeU
alr archive - breakup update I made a mistake join weight watchers with me vlog.mp4
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Give it a month or two, there will be a new wiper in the picture who is the love of her life, The One, she can't ever imagine being with anyone else etc. She's regretful because she fears being alone, which if she hadn't sabotaged every single friendship she ever had, might not be the case.
 
At this point Weight Watchers should sue to keep her from mentioning them. She's a terrible example of the effectiveness of their programs.

Notice the twinkle in her eye in the last 5 seconds of the video? She's playing everyone and getting that coin. Watch the video, click on the bell, leave comments, don't forget to like and subscribe! Dance puppets, dance.
 
At this point it really is amazing how she still talks about new diets and weightloss goals after all these years. Failing at losing weight is the most consistent thing she has ever done. How does she not get tired of this shit and just give up? It's clear at this point she will never succeed. Might as well enjoy the last couple of years she has left.

Her groundhog day life is giving me second-hand depression just watching.
 
Salvador Dali said:
breakup update, I made a mistake, & join weight watchers with me | vlog

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rsqj3fbkPeU
alr archive - breakup update I made a mistake join weight watchers with me vlog.mp4
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Interesting quote from our gorl:
“I realized a few days ago that this isn’t mutual anymore. Not at all. I would give anything to be with Feline again… On my end, I made a mistake breaking up with her and I’m not sure she feels the same.”
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Never thought she would be the one to admit that it wasn’t mutual. It makes me think that Amber thought she could manipulate Jade to getting back w her and is panicking now that she knows it’s not going to happen.

I also think her showing off all the crap she’s eating could be an attempt at manipulation, especially if Jade left because Amber wouldn’t get WLS. Like “BAYYBUHH look at me. Without you taking care of me I’m going to eat myself to death, so it’s your fault”
 
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