🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

 

[lol cow supreme]

Did that black and white shirt come with tits in it already? We know Amber doesn't have those.

Such a small statement but a lot to unpack.
1: We're not used to seeing her actual chest in a while. She usually films from the collar/shoulders up. So its a bit of a shock to see her chest adding to the other two effects. The few times we do see her chest are usually her standing. When she's sitting now you can see some "titty" stacked up on the gut
2: The fat HAS to go somewhere. Its just stacking up. This is very evident in the "side on" shot as shown by Booleans freeze frame. Look at the "under boob" area. Its not slopping over like fat girl tits. Its all just fat. she still has small boobs that are just fat now

3: The DRESS (it is not a shirt) is doing the same trick as the choker by having a string to tie off the upper midsection giving the appearance of a breast shelf. as seen above. Those are not her boobs.

4: From the opening its like "damn she got some cleavage now". THis is not cleavage..well breast cleavage at least. This is just fat on her chest and collar bone bunching up.

New theory: Jade is GONE. Amber is all mopey, and this video feels like when Jade left Amber alone for Thanksgiving. I think she has a bunch of clips with Jade, and she's sprinkling them through her vlogs to make it seem like she's still there. Or maybe she lives elsewhere, but comes in to check on Ambo to make sure she hasn't accidentally jammed a fork in the toaster trying to get the bread out, or gotten one of her chins stuck in a drawer or something.

 

[FatalTater]

Come back, Jade, and teach Amber how soap is used.

Jade would just use it to wash grapes or raw chicken or something.

 

[FarmVille]

no one on earth has ever been less sad about a break up. Either it’s fake or she is just not into black women.

 

[D_Tractor]

Such a small statement but a lot to unpack.
1: We're not used to seeing her actual chest in a while. She usually films from the collar/shoulders up. So its a bit of a shock to see her chest adding to the other two effects. The few times we do see her chest are usually her standing. When she's sitting now you can see some "titty" stacked up on the gut
2: The fat HAS to go somewhere. Its just stacking up. This is very evident in the "side on" shot as shown by Booleans freeze frame. Look at the "under boob" area. Its not slopping over like fat girl tits. Its all just fat. she still has small boobs that are just fat now
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3: The DRESS (it is not a shirt) is doing the same trick as the choker by having a string to tie off the upper midsection giving the appearance of a breast shelf. as seen above. Those are not her boobs.

4: From the opening its like "damn she got some cleavage now". THis is not cleavage..well breast cleavage at least. This is just fat on her chest and collar bone bunching up.
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[k0ndumba2]

It seems like just yesterday Amberlynn was creasing her chest fat to lure in Jade after the Becky breakup now she's back at it prowling for a new house nigger. Time really does fly, gorls.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Hamplanet is trying so hard to have cleavage for the next caretaker maid gorlfriend, it looks like the Y incision from an autopsy. Love that for her.

This isn't sounding mutual...

Jade is GONE. Amber is all mopey, and this video feels like when Jade left Amber alone for Thanksgiving.

She wrote a love note on the board in this video. She can play "oh this was mutual and so healthy" but really it's just codependent fuckery.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Yeah, I am thinking Jade has gone too, you can usually tell if she is there by her eyes because if Jade is in the room they will flit to her occasionally. Schitzo theory time, Jade is gone, gone and does not tell Amber she is not helping her. I definitely think that Jade is at the point of being done, done and just wanting to escape.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Where in the world is Feline the Flea Felon fleeing too?

Find out next week on another great episode of "The Greatest Love Story Ever!'

Serious tho I think Wipey has to tread water in regards to ditching Amber.

Yes Amber can't physically come after to her but the big smelly ox has one ace up her fat short sleeve :

She can dox Wipey.

Such an odd thing to hold over someone's head but hey, Wipey knew what she signed up for.

If you guys want to see what speedrunning every addiction looks like, I'd go check out leslieclarksnark.reddit.com . No lore like Amber but she is def a freak show visually. It makes you appreciate Amber to be honest.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

She wrote a love note on the board in this video. She can play "oh this was mutual and so healthy" but really it's just codependent fuckery.

No, she didn't - the board was just visible in the middleground of the scene from about 10:00-13:00 (I quickly scanned to confirm). In Bottle's reaction to this vlog, she shows the clip where Amber wrote a message in pink chalk. This was from a previous vlog from just before the breakup (and the chalkboard was empty when she wrote it).

BUT, it looks like since then, (and post breakup) Amber has also added the "I love you So muCh" message, and another one which I can't make out the words (but seems consistent with Amber's writing). The "So muCh" comment is an obvious emotional manipulation tactic. I think it's connected to the 'podcast' Amber did with Jade when Amber was pressing Jade with the whole 'but won't you FEEL BAD looking at the tattoos of my writing?'. It's still codependent fuckery, but she's trying to be a little more careful to keep her mind games behind the scenes.

Spoiler: Also, Amber inadvertantly told her audience she really weighs 555.6lbs

Amber's face has gotten just about as big as it was during the Becky breakup, she's retconned her weight at that time, but it was somewhere between 560-570. She is OBVIOUSLY larger than she was during Vlogmas (where she was in the 520s), and we've heard nothing but her gaining 'a few lbs' over and over since then with no weight loss. I think when she got on the scale, her weight was 555.6lbs. Or maybe just something in the 550s, and she rested a fat roll on a towel bar to hold some weight so she could say that the scale really read her at 524lbs.

My evidence other than her appearance? Her weight loss goal. She always picks weird numbers with meaning. Either to match a previous goal (89lbs), or to get her "into the 400s" (499lbs). her 60lb & 127lb goals in the past were to get her to 499 (amd I'm sure there were others). [CORRECTION: 127lbs was to get her to 400, and I think she also had a 160lb goal to 400, but she's been talking about 'getting into the 400s' (499) since 2022]. The 56lb current goal would put her at 468.6 lbs, which isn't meaningful - it's not lower than her Ozempic weight, it's not 89lbs lost, and it's more than needed to get her 'into the 400s'.... BUT it's the perfect number to get her to 499.6lbs, or "in the 400s" if she weighed 555.6lbs. Again, not hard evidence, but it matches her dysfunctional thinking patterns.

We can also see the decline in her physicality. She's hurpling and swaying even more when she walks, she's constantly leaning on something whenever she's standing, and she's out of breath from even talking. This ALWAYS happens when she starts getting around the 550 mark.

Where in the world is Feline the Flea Felon fleeing too?

Find out next week on another great episode of "The Greatest Love Story Ever!'

Serious tho I think Wipey has to tread water in regards to ditching Amber.

Yes Amber can't physically come after to her but the big smelly ox has one ace up her fat short sleeve :

She can dox Wipey.

Such an odd thing to hold over someone's head but hey, Wipey knew what she signed up for....

You're right. Amber needs to be left alone to wallow in her filth and figure out how to move by herself (as it's what she deserves), but I'm sure Jade's worried about the combination of Amber trashing that apartment (IF she's on the lease - as that might affect Jade's ability to rent a place later), as well as Amber having her dox. The thing is, how long is Jade going to stay at Ambo's side to protect that? Her dox is something that Amber can reveal AT ANY TIME to wreck her - even YEARS from now. Jade will NEVER be completely free in that sense from Amber's wrath. She played nice with Destiny for over 4 years before starting to get a little nasty - and a solid 6 before really trying to drag her. And I mean, look at what she did to CASEY - and that was a good 4+ years after Amber left, plus their relationship was never even on YouTube and people still found her. It just didn't work with Destiny because she's a complete degenerate from balls to bones - well, boobs and bones in her case - and DGAF (and it looks like Jade has been attempting to create an employable persona online). Maybe Jade's next best move would be to cut ALL possible contact ASAP, and change her name so quick surface level searches don't connect her to Amber?

(Though cows NEVER make the best or most logical move - which is why they're so fascinating)

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Yes Amber can't physically come after to her but the big smelly ox has one ace up her fat short sleeve :

She can dox Wipey.

Naw, she may THREATEN it, but she’d never do it, because then all bets are off and Jade has no reason to hold back on all of Amber’s lies, habits, and tantrums. They are both essentially blackmailing each other into a Mexican stand off.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Naw, she may THREATEN it, but she’d never do it, because then all bets are off and Jade has no reason to hold back on all of Amber’s lies, habits, and tantrums. They are both essentially blackmailing each other into a Mexican stand off.

Wipey has a lot more to lose her than Amber. I thinking being associated with Amber is a lot worse than whatever "tea" Wipey has.

There is little info Wipey has that isn't news to us.

Amber smells?
Is a lazy cunt?
Lies?

Other than refuting claims Amber made during their time together, Wipey's info is just not that valuable.

I would love to see Wipey spills the beans but I just can't think of anything that would paint Amber in any worse of light then she is in now. Any abuse Wipey received does mean shit to me.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Naw, she may THREATEN it, but she’d never do it, because then all bets are off and Jade has no reason to hold back on all of Amber’s lies, habits, and tantrums. They are both essentially blackmailing each other into a Mexican stand off.

Agree. Jade will not want be associated with Amber, and Amber would not want Jade to wreck her healthy and quirky persona. At the end of the day, there was no love between them and no love loss either.

Jade is likely moving to New York state. She is from there and all her friends and family live them too. As far as we know, she might already be gone. I do not buy that the have to sort through their stuff. Jade probably came with very little, now mostly in her bedroom and most of it would fit in her vehicle. It would be cheaper to buy new furniture than shipping what she's got. Most of the stuff in the flat are Amber's. I do not buy that Jade is on the lease.

As for Amber, I only see Oklahoma. She needs someone to pick her up and drive her to her new place. She has no friends, cannot drive and take the plane. Perhaps her mother found a nice 1 bedroom flat in OKC for her. This is, of course, if she does not find a new girlfriend meanwhile.

 

[FarmVille]

Anyone who is interested already knows Jades details. She was never in any of Ambers videos and her and Ambers social circles never overlapped.

Even if Amber were to talk shit it would just be the words of a gross and regrettable ex. There’s no proof Jade was anything other than an occasional disembodied voice and floating arm. I mean kiwifarms should know if you don’t actively put yourself on the internet there’s a limited amount of ammunition.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Wipey has a lot more to lose her than Amber. I thinking being associated with Amber is a lot worse than whatever "tea" Wipey has.

There is little info Wipey has that isn't news to us.

I agree with you, but you forget how Amber lost her shit over Destiny confirming she smells.

Old, boring news to us, but having TWO girlfriends (3 if you count Casey) confirming that would make her blow her narc top.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

That wife abuser Steven Crowder has 170 million and five more years of yt.

I think you missed a comma, he has 1.79 Billion views.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I think you missed a comma, he has 1.79 Billion views.

God you are right.

Damn I am stupid. Still I believe that Amber gets paid more but it was foolish to write that without proof reading.

I need a dunce hat.

 

[Salvador Dali]

drama regarding my breakup, retail therapy, & haul (new purses, decor, etc.) | vlog

Spoiler: July 13, 2023 Archive

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Man are we all ever dumb. She will decide what she exposes us to even though it’s our money that’s paying for her fucking purse hauls and McDonalds blue tinted sugar water. If ever there was a case for cancel culture, this is the bitch supreme-o who deserves it. I’m almost spanking myself, I’m so ashamed. How dare we expect a truthful walk down her relationship alley? Who exactly do we, as a conglomerate of worshipers, think we are?
What she has made loud and clear is this. She speaks. We listen. It may be true, or it may not. Like a well-sharpened pencil, ya’ll, the point is that everything up to this molment in her life can be subject to interpretation. Fantasies, lies, semi-truths, imaginary friends for all we know and that’s what you get. Stop asking her for personal, honest answers. She’s stoned as fuck and not going to take it anymore. If you don’t like living the lesbian limbo then back on off the Lego train and jump the track. Her rules, her diet, her closet and her destiny (pardon the pun).
It should be enough that we have access to what earrings, makeup, toys, tv shows, books and food she attends to on the daily. If the last zillion years of her YouTube life have taught us anything, it’s that she’s about as boring as Trump with an erection. She’s an INFLUENCER and don’t you know it. You all better remember that. Shape up or ship out. Her time has come. Faline isn’t the only one she’s disappointed in. We have failed her.
Sigh. I’m done. Narcissism and mental instability aside, she’s a whack. I was really only here for the animals anyways.

 

[FatalTater]

Why is she sitting on a toilet in that thumbnail? Trying to attract fetishists?
Choker makes it look like her head was cut off and sewed back on.
Lip gloss AND chest fat? Shirt tugging to draw attention? Gorl is desperate for a new caretaker.
I wonder if she puts in a ton of jumpcuts just so we won't notice them as much when she actually cuts out something incriminating.
No singing. It is not cute.
Some of us have been buckling purses into carts for decades now, but thanks. Also watch your shit while in public, even if it's buckled.
Films walking around a shop to show that she isn't 100% bedbound. Subtle.
Pretend we don't notice that Twinkie is licking inside Amber's mouth. Just white girl things.
CHEST FAT! Chest fat with Band-Aid to draw attention, also redness from the dog being up there.
NOTICE THE DAMN CHEST FAT!
Slushie, phone call, messy hair and did you notice the CHEST FAT?
Shopping haul, because who doesn't love buying a ton of shit right before a move?
Lego toys for show and tell.
CHEST! FAT! ALL! ANGLES!
Purses that no one including Amber cares about.
Amber is not a normal human, that is why people watch and react. Duh. No one cares about the feelings of a ... whatever she is. Dance monkey, dance.