🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She goes from not knowing where she is going to getting boxes and shit.
Seems like Fellon is putting her Jordans in garbage bags. .
 
Xenomorph said:
TBH I wanna know if they told Beggy to fuck off as well since the slug chose Amber over them when they had their big blow out. I also wanna know what the blow out was about.
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I think Becky kind of told us during the livestreams right before the breakup. Someone asked about the 'big scary thing that happened' shortly before they all announced they were moving. During the 'wild night' where they were all drinking and wearing each other's pants, Becky got rip-roarin' drunk and started screaming nasty shit at the boys. During the livestream, she only admitted to "YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT ME"!!. Then she puked all over when they were trying to hold her up, passed out, and pissed herself while lying on the floor. The boys had to clean it up and take care of her in the night ( the double Ds didn't give a fuck, and Amber just admitted a few days ago when Wifey got drunk that she doesn't know how to care for others - she expects everyone to care for HER).

I'm guessing not too much was flung at Becky, as she was too drunk and passed out. And the boys probably had cooler heads in the morning. Also knowing what a bunch of pussies they were, they probably just quietly looked for their own apartment and then contacted the landlord about moving before even talking to Becky. Shortly after Becks moved in with Hannah and Rafe, she had a video of her exploring an abandoned house, and Eric and Rickie were with her. And then not so much after. I think they were just weasels and slipped away without really saying much.

Tinfoil hat on my part here, but with Amber's whole mindset of 'us against the world' (which Becky admitted post breakup that Amber didn't want their lives to contain anyone but the two of them), and Jade paroting this sentiment on the chalk board, I wouldn't be surprised if Amber was poisoning Becky against the boys, like she was doing with Rafe and Hannah. No sympathy for Becks, just saying that I wouldn't be surprised if that's what happened, and then Necks spewed out Amber's programming (along with shitty wine coolers and pizza all over the boys).

Maybe if Becky and Amber go at it, ol Ambo (who remebers every detail of what everyone says except for her) will fill us in on the rest of the shit that Necky flung at the boys that night.
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Plot Summary with commentary. More inane ramblings about Amber's Journey to Nowhere. Let's go.

"Hello". Same dirty clothes from yesterday. Also, don't lean on the walls with your greasy hair; you have a security deposit to protect. Oh, who am I kidding - that apartment is likely TRASHED.

She slept her clothes from yesterday because she's "havin' some bad habits" from the breakup with Jade. Who are you kidding?! You've ALWAYS slept in your makeup and yesterday's clothing. Just like you were gorging on takeout, eating soda, not bathing, taking Delta 8, and walking around barefoot with your "athlete's feet" while in the most passionate relationship of your life with Jade. You're a disgusting pig - we know. Moving on.

"Everything feels really hard right now". Is she talking about her single status, or her lipedema/lymphedma? (Spoiler: it ends up being BOLTH)

"Nothing feels like it matters" while eye-fucking herself in the viewfinder. Okay, I'm done with this performative self-loathing. [SKIP]

Amber teases a weigh in and says that she has a therapy appointment today. Amber made some phone calls. The therapist doesn't know about the breakup, or about Amber not getting WLS. Yeah, the therapist KNEW Amber didn't qualify for WLS... he just didn't know that she would quit before being fired from the program.

Amber's going to do her makeup for therapy despite all of the cryeeen she's planning to do, because he has to stare at her face, and she doesn't want to be ugly. Really?! And what the FUCK are we, chopped liver?! Also, too late: that pile of dogshit you call a soul shines through.

JUMPCUT!!! Just got done cryeeen and being sad... then saw a butterfly outside her window! "I always heard that butterflies are good luck, but I don't know" Wow... deep quesetion. Why don't you consult the tarot about it?

JUMPCUT!! LAYGO update! Keeppley City Corner sets. They are independent little shops that you line up together to create a little town on your shelf. They average about $20 USD each, and Amber wants them ALL (The Japanese Street View sets are actually cuter than the City Corner set, but whatevs). Didn't Amber say that she had to MOVE, and wanted to start decluttering? Yes, the most logical thing to do when you have to pack and move IS TO BUY MORE CRAP. I wonder how much trash she's going to leave behind in her apartment when she finally moves out/gets evicted?

Amber shows off the house model she constructed, a room model, and the Jurrasic Park set like a absolute tard.

Since Amber's moving, she's going to be getting rid of many of her LEGO sets - THEN WHY BUY MORE?! She's recently found a shop in her town that buys them and she's going to sell her sets there. She accidentally admitted that the 'good home' that her previous sets went to (like the Titanic Set, no doubt), was THE GOODWILL - and that the sets she bought so far ran into the thousands of dollars.

It's probably this place:

...and I just got booted. Arrrugh.

She's going to sell the piano, she has TWO typewriters she's going to sell, and she's going to sell the Jurrasic Park set that SHE JUST BOUGHT. Amber lies and says it's the lack of space that makes her want to sell, and that if she had a big house with a dedicated room she would keep them all. For Amber, it's really about assembling the sets and not keeping them. Don't bullshit us; this has everything to do with your shopping addiction, and to distract yourself from the trainwreck of a life you've created. You don't actually care about any of the stuff once you have it. Be that laygos or house slaves.

Therapy session is coming up, and she's DREADING IT. So don't do it. Sit in your bed and eat yourself to death like you really want to. It's your life. No one cares.

JUMPCUT!! Therapy complete. Lots of crying. Her therapist made her see that the breakup was hulthy, mutual, mature, and what they both really needed. Yeah, right. Let me guess: the therapist also congratulated her on her growing YouTube following, praised her on how strong she was, and then ended the session to have lunch with FBI Frank. Fuck off, Amber. No one's buying what you're selling.

More gushing over Jade and fake crying [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! In Jade's car running errands. To The Home Depot for boxes! Amber's squealing and obnoxious in the car.

In The Home Depot. Amber's struggling and can't even pull a flat box off the shelf without knocking them over and making a mess. Of course she gets a SHOPPING CART instead of a flat cart.

Amber asks Jade if she needs a wardrobe box as well, and Jade says she'll just put her stuff in her suitcase. Amber finds that so depressing. Why? Because she's not a hoarder like you? Or because she's actually got most of her shit out of your hovel and is in her own place?

They should stop this nonsense of buying boxes and just get this for Amber:
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JUMPCUT!! The car is FULL of boxes. It's bittersweet. Now to WALMART for art supplies to create a visual representation of how much weight she loses before the move.

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Amber claims she's only gained 'a few' pounds. Fuck you. A live weigh in (on livestream so no edits or jumpcuts), or we will just declare you 600lbs no matter what you tell us. Amber can't understand how she eats all of this junk, yet only gains a few lbs. IT'S BECAUSE YOU WEIGH OVER A QUARTER TON!

JUMPCUT!! Hurpling through the journal section of Walmart - a different Walmart that she doesn't usually go to. The hurpling is more pronounced than usual. Disembodied arm to prove that Jade is still there. Amber's fondling everything at Walmart.

JUMPCUT!! Back on the sofa with Jade to eat Gyoza on camera for clicks [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! PO Box Time!! She's keeping it until she moves. Amber got the book "Most Hated", an XXXXXXXXXXXXXL t-shirt from Texas, stickers, and earrings.

JUMPCUT!! Battery dying, Byeee!

TL;DR: Amber fakes self-loathing and depression while lying in bed in her own filth. Amber has a psychologist appointment, and he tells her that her breakup was healthy, mutual, and mature. Amber's 'good home' for her thousands of dollars of gifted laygo sets have been the local GoodWill. Amber has since found a local place to sell the rest of her sets (suspected location in summary). Amber tells us she's going to do a weigh in, but instead just tells us that she only gained 'a couple' of pounds. Amber hurples around Walmart and Home Depot with her ex gorlfriend who is acting exactly like her gorlfriend. Amber opens some crap from her PO Box (which she's keeping until the move), and eats on camera for clicks.

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Regarding Eric: Fuck off, Muppet, no one's talking about you.
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Tinfoil hat on my part here, but with Amber's whole mindset of 'us against the world' (which Becky admitted post breakup that Amber didn't want their lives to contain anyone but the two of them), and Jade paroting this sentiment on the chalk board, I wouldn't be surprised if Amber was poisoning Becky against the boys, like she was doing with Rafe and Hannah. No sympathy for Becks, just saying that I wouldn't be surprised if that's what happened, and then Necks spewed out Amber's programming (along with shitty coolers and pizza all over the boys).
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This is a classic isolation and emotional abuse tactic used by abusers. Isolate your victim and put them in a "its us against them" mentality. Very similiar to the "culture war" making everyone a victim,.. When infact the only thing you're a victim of is the abuser. We know Amber is capable of, and has committed, various forms of domestic violence, sexual assault, and emotional abuse.(as well as being a pedo and a groomer). We say Chantal is a vile person, but when you get out the scoring cards, Amber is much, much higher. Chantal is a mere hench-gunt in comparison.

Well its that time folks, its that time. And if you haven't been paying attention the tryna be a cute muslima foodie beauty herself is over in her thread trying to become the black leggings queen. But our former baby gorl ambalynn reid had them first! I called my buddy ApatheticFaxx to give us the retro breakdown of the original Gorl and the Too Long Black Pants...

 
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For someone as heartbroken and devastated as she was a video or two ago, she's awfully upbeat in this latest vid. Is this Denialynn kidding herself that she and Wipey will get back together, or is it Liarlynn faking a break up for moves?
 
Boolean Bitch said:
I think Becky kind of told us during the livestreams right before the breakup. Someone asked about the 'big scary thing that happened' shortly before they all announced they were moving. During the 'wild night' where they were all drinking and wearing each other's pants, Becky got rip-roarin' drunk and started screaming nasty shit at the boys. During the livestream, she only admitted to "YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT ME"!!. Then she puked all over when they were trying to hold her up, passed out, and pissed herself while lying on the floor. The boys had to clean it up and take care of her in the night ( the double Ds didn't give a fuck, and Amber just admitted a few days ago when Wifey got drunk that she doesn't know how to care for others - she expects everyone to care for HER).

I'm guessing not too much was flung at Becky, as she was too drunk and passed out. And the boys probably had cooler heads in the morning. Also knowing what a bunch of pussies they were, they probably just quietly looked for their own apartment and then contacted the landlord about moving before even talking to Becky. Shortly after Becks moved in with Hannah and Rafe, she had a video of her exploring an abandoned house, and Eric and Rickie were with her. And then not so much after. I think they were just weasels and slipped away without really saying much.
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They admitted Amber was paying rent for all of them and frankly I doubt they would be willing to suddenly give up their meal ticket because Becky got drunk and puked or whatever.

They went on a trip to Lexington for Pride and Amber discovered DoorDash and UberEats and all the delivery unavailable in podunk Kentucky. That was the end of the gaycare. she couldn’t have waddled out of their fast enough when she realized she could get seafood boil on demand.
 
Jade is a dude. His hands are huge. AL fondled a bit too close and figured it out. It’s why Jade didn’t want to show their face on screen. It’s also why AL says she loves Jade but can’t do that.
 
FarmVille said:
They admitted Amber was paying rent for all of them and frankly I doubt they would be willing to suddenly give up their meal ticket because Becky got drunk and puked or whatever.

They went on a trip to Lexington for Pride and Amber discovered DoorDash and UberEats and all the delivery unavailable in podunk Kentucky. That was the end of the gaycare. she couldn’t have waddled out of their fast enough when she realized she could get seafood boil on demand.
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Amber discovered Lexington having DoorDash and UberEats in Summer of 2019 during her weekend vacation with Becky - a full year before moving. (The pride events were summer 2017 and 2018, and they just ate at Cheesecake Factory a million times - except for one time I think, where A&B got chinese and pizza or something). The scary night where bad stuff happened was like, in April or May of 2020 or something, 2 months or less before they all moved. It also wasn't so much about her being drunk, as the shit she screamed at them before passing out. Still, you might be right. With Amber's timeline fuckery and all of them being messed in the head and making bizarre life choices, I'm not completely sure what's going on. I definitely wouldn't bet money on my own guess.

caffeinated_pirate said:
Their breakup is a lie and it’s badly acted. I will not be convinced otherwise.
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I find myself going back and forth on this.
  • Either the breakup is real and Amber's in denial about it and thinking that if she can just find the right combination of helplessness and manic chipper behaviour, Jade will change her mind and stay. And Jade's playing along until she can make a clean break to avoid the narc rage that Becky triggered.
  • OR this is a giant scheme they cooked up for views, because so far every storyline has fallen flat: the hernia, the dangleen lung, the gall bladder, the mystery estrogen Rx, the WLS arc, etc. They planned on moving to a cheaper apartment and Jade hated that everyone knew her dox, so why not kill 2 birds with one stone and make a few bucks in the process? It's not like either of them have any MORALS to get in the way.
It's even money at this point.

Hippy Dippy said:
Jade is a dude. His hands are huge. AL fondled a bit too close and figured it out. It’s why Jade didn’t want to show their face on screen. It’s also why AL says she loves Jade but can’t do that.
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Respectfully disagree. From the images the rando caught of her smoking while outside, to shots Amber's taken of her body minus the head, to accounts and photos found of Jade, she's female. She's a LARGE woman for sure, and she's a lot fatter than Becky and Amber implied her to be. She also seems to have a more 'apple' shape in regards to fat distribution which obscures the hip curves a bit. Still, that's a female frame with natural fat and kinda droopy female D (DD?) boobs.
 
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Man, I fear for the kids of these braindead rere's in her comment section. Virtue signaling about getting boxes used from a fucking grocery store instead of buying them at Home Depot or REdUcE YoUr PlaStiC WaStE by wrapping your dishes in tee shirts instead when the bitch just bought a bucket full of lego and off brand lego :story: ..but ignoring the fact this fat hoe is proud of gaining weight while rocketing to 600 elbees and is a chronic liar who lied about molestation and RAPE. But oh please THINK OF THE GROCERY STORE BOXES HURRRR lmaooooooooooo
I swear to God I think they are just slightly functioning retards.
 
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Xenomorph said:
REdUcE YoUr PlaStiC WaStE
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Consumerlynn doesn't care and people thinking she will are stupid. She just wants to buy things. It's why she bought 3 packs of pens instead of 1. She has more clothes and purses than a thrift store when she sits in her apartment 99% of the time. Can't get a dopamine hit if she isn't consuming.
 
I think it was a genuine break up and like Becky before she’s gonna say she never felt anything for Jade so that’s why she seemed happy. In her own pea brained mind she has worked out what she will say in a few months.

It’s the same pattern. She wants someone someone to fill Jade’s whole (oo-er) and she will miraculously find someone.

ALR will never lose weight. Also she’s a well-documented pathological liar.
 
@Turd Fergusson and @Major Pain, I agree that ALR could probably live by herself, but she would need a caretaker to come a few times a week or daily. Amber should move to a house where she can give Twinkie a yard to run and shit in. Even at her nastiest, fattest state, ALR LOVED living at the gaycare due to everyone being at her beck n' call. The security and luxury a live-in caretaker brings is priceless.

I don't understand the point of ALR not hiring a moving service, they'll box up everything and take it. Surely she can afford it. But U-Haul lesbians gonna U-Haul Lesbian.

While it is not out of the realm of possibility for Amber to fake a breakup, perhaps she's trying to scheme any solution while pretending to the camera that "we're lyke totez besties u guize." Jade "checked out" many, many months ago.

Eventually, ALR zombifies or drains her girlfriends like a vampire so much it becomes unbearable. Jade is fed up and Amberlynn knows it is over. The last request ALR has is for Jade to act fake and wait til gorlfriend #6 comes along.

ALR has a pattern with gorlfriends and will probably try to find a more "docile" gorlfriend than ones like Casey, Destiny, and Jade who were more likely to stand up for themselves. Krystle and especially Becky were more easy to control.

Casey (dom), Krystle (sub), Destiny (dom), Becky (sub), Jade (dom), Gorlfriend #6 (sub?)
 
Smiling with air said:
I think it was a genuine break up and like Becky before she’s gonna say she never felt anything for Jade so that’s why she seemed happy. In her own pea brained mind she has worked out what she will say in a few months.
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You're forgetting a crucial element; Jade is black, and Amber will be terrified that people will accuse her of racism if she speaks out against her
 
What if, just hear me out... Amber is going on 600 lb life.
Jade would never be on TV, Houston is a few days drive, ,she got a Texas t shirt in the mail and is still seeing this "wls therapist".
What if they contacted her (TLC) when she was doing these WLS you tube vids and told her they would offered her a spot.
Jade doesnt like to be on camera so she has to "'break up because she has to chose her first".
Also she is hurting for money now so a move is $$$$ but if TLC is fronting the move it makes tons of sense.
She is being glib on purpose because NDA and eventually will go dark on her channel while filming takes place.
It's summer and these shows premiere in the fall, it lines up to me.
Whatcha think?
 
Couple of reasons, but the biggest is because she gets to throw stuff away and then rebuy it after she moves. After food, buying crap is her favorite thing.
StyrofoamFridge said:
@Turd Fergusson and @Major Pain,

I don't understand the point of ALR not hiring a moving service, they'll box up everything and take it. Surely she can afford it. But U-Haul lesbians gonna U-Haul Lesbian.
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I've never seen the show, but don't you have to have at least one side character? Amber has zero friends or even family that wants to be around her. I honestly think she is trying to hook a new girlfriend/caretaker and if she can't she will move to be near her mom.
Xenomorph said:
What if, just hear me out... Amber is going on 600 lb life.
Jade would never be on TV, Houston is a few days drive, ,she got a Texas t shirt in the mail and is still seeing this "wls therapist".
What if they contacted her (TLC) when she was doing these WLS you tube vids and told her they would offered her a spot.
Jade doesnt like to be on camera so she has to "'break up because she has to chose her first".
Also she is hurting for money now so a move is $$$$ but if TLC is fronting the move it makes tons of sense.
She is being glib on purpose because NDA and eventually will go dark on her channel while filming takes place.
It's summer and these shows premiere in the fall, it lines up to me.
Whatcha think?
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