🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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OK so looking in OK City for an apartment complex for luxury in the name


There is a Facebook realtor group called Blue Alamo Luxury Apartments https://www.facebook.com/thebluealamo/ however it is relatively small and Amber would not fit her.

I fully believe she is going to Oklahoma City as it is 2 days drive for her and it is in her price range at $1.1 - $1.4 for a 1-bedroom apartment. She said "A few days away" and "It literally has luxury in the name". I think she thinks the L means luxury as there are only 2 places in OK C with Luxury in their name alluded to. She will have to live in OK C too because it's literally plains and I am quite sure meth mom is not in Tulsa.

She could be going to the suburbs of Dallas as that is the nearest major city but Dallas would kill her. You need a car and in the suburbs, it is pretty Southern and she just ain't built for it. Amber thinks KY is the South but Texans and Oklahoma folk are very different, the summers alone are brutal. The thing is there is a lot of space too hense the car because Dallas is a huge area. Even driving is very different there compared to KY plus the bitch ain't there. Some of the reaction channels think she is going to Florida but I highly doubt that.
 
Amber is not going to live alone ever. Nor can she.

Any place she lives with have to be two bedrooms, either to accomodate a helper monkey, or to hold her garbage hoard. Plus she needs an office like the professional business gorl she is.

I think when talking about how it's a luxury apartment because "luxury" is right there in the description duh, she ws referring to The Henry and how people make fun of her for calling it a luxury apartment.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
I remember Amber once giving an example of how supportive and evolved their relationship was from us normal monkeys and that was: when either were in highly emotional states, one would ask the other if they were "lucid" and not imagining whatever tard distress they were acting out. Imagine being with such an infantile mental shit pile that you have to ask if they're lucid.
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I’d love to have seen how Ambo would have acted if Jade answered the “are you lucid” question in the negative.

Edited to remove rifle sticky. No idea how the hell I did that.
 
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TardiX said:
Yup.
"No relationship is perfect"
"It was passionate on both ends of the spectrum"
"She gets drunk and tries to sleep with me"

Incoming Wipey was an abusive alcoholic and no one knew because their relationship looked so perfect :story:
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Wouldn't that be something? Abusive Amber ends up with an abusive alcoholic? Maybe karma does exist. Couldn't happen to a better death fat.
 
I am banking on her trying to move in meth-mom but I think Kirsten actually enjoys her independence so she too will dip pretty quickly. She is properly feeling for a carer right now saying shit like "I really need someone right now etc." I think she is going to try and go down to the wire before moving to try to lock in a carer but I don't know man, Amber is actually disgusting when even degens are not queuing. Amber also in her history once she has no resources in the state aka people to leech from, she moves state to someone new but this time it's a ?
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I am banking on her trying to move in meth-mom but I think Kirsten actually enjoys her independence so she too will dip pretty quickly. She is properly feeling for a carer right now saying shit like "I really need someone right now etc." I think she is going to try and go down to the wire before moving to try to lock in a carer but I don't know man, Amber is actually disgusting when even degens are not queuing. Amber also in her history once she has no resources in the state aka people to leech from, she moves state to someone new but this time it's a ?
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Mexican ... chola phase lets go
 
Xenomorph said:
Seattle is 35 hours, will she ever DARE.
Does this mean Amber is taking down all her black art now?
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I would pay real money to see Amber in Seattle. You can get by without a car since public transportation is pretty reliable.. but I honestly don't think she could fit on a bus, let alone in the seats.
And while there's fats everywhere, I dont think I've seen many (death)fats around, and the vast majority of obese people I've seen are obviously tourists.
I'd love to see her treck up Republican st, not for the name but because it's damn near a hike to get up. Even if she was in a car, I don't think it'd even make it up without sliding back down.
 
Why does Hamhock think it is productive to bring up particular theories people came up with for reason for breakup just to say they aren’t true? Then she refuses to offer up the actual reason.

Is she really that fucking dumb?
We are just supposed to believe her word, the word of a habitual liar? Whatever you say, Pillsbury dumbass.
 
beansoup said:
I would pay real money to see Amber in Seattle. You can get by without a car since public transportation is pretty reliable.. but I honestly don't think she could fit on a bus, let alone in the seats.
And while there's fats everywhere, I dont think I've seen many (death)fats around, and the vast majority of obese people I've seen are obviously tourists.
I'd love to see her treck up Republican st, not for the name but because it's damn near a hike to get up. Even if she was in a car, I don't think it'd even make it up without sliding back down.
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PNW is definitely way too hilly and busy for someone like her. She'd have to live in the suburbs.
I couldn't imagine her taking public transport at ALL, but part of me wants to think she would so she could pretend she's Rosa Parks.
 
lol cow supreme said:
No studio mentioned, but I did break it down back in April as basically a converted closet or half bath in the back of someones house...

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Thanks @lol cow supreme. I should have remembered that but 👵🏼.

I don’t think I’ve ever sat through the entirety of any of her videos (I just watch clips and commentary) but I watched her latest video through FFG‘s react and damn, you’d think she was some sort of saint the way she was going on about how “mature“ and “strong“ she was being. I know she‘s narcissistic but I’d never seen it on such full display before. And she is definitely painting a picture that it’s Jade’s fault.

She‘s more interesting than Chantal at the moment.
 
You have to wonder what hurt the most,

Falleen off the pavement, leaveen Hamber with a dangleeen ankle
or
Faleeen breaking up with her, leaveen Hamber with a dangleeen heart

It's all so raw you guise.
So thankful wifey era is almost at a close.

Fingers crossed Poetry-Lynn or Rosé-Lynn makes a comeback.
We deserve a treat after such a boring season.
 
On the reddit someone pointed out that on Amber's hi.im.bambi thingy (Instagram? I dunno I'm old) that
"I want Faline to be able to use her voice. She said she's willing. Please be kind."

So it sounds like they want to do a Q&A?

If it's not Jade's words in Jade's voice from Jade's mouth on camera then I'm gonna believe it's Amber doing everything.
 
FatalTater said:
If it's not Jade's words in Jade's voice from Jade's mouth on camera then I'm gonna believe it's Amber doing everything.
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Which is why it's been a double-edged sword for Wipey jade to keep herself off camera this whole time. Sure she was doxed immediately, but she and Amber can continue to deny it because she's never put her face on camera. The other side of that coin is the fact that anything the audience knows about her comes through Amber's lying mouth. Wipes could have moved out a month ago and Ambie is just now getting around to making up a story about a mutual break up where Fuh-leen nearly drinks herself to death from grief, and there is no one who can confirm or refute the facts.

Jade has seemed like a scammer from day one, pretending to not really watch Amber's videos, moving in within a month of meeting her, being So In LoVe BAYYYYY-BUH with VoidofpersonalityLynn after only knowing her a week, racking up expensive gifts and clothes from moneybags, and now in the 11th hour when she should be premiering her tell-all exposure video complete with leaky layyyyyyrg photos, she's going to be painted as a villain who "wouldn't put in work" to fix the relationship. Get your shit together, bitch.
 
Why is Amber still calling Jade "Faline"? Now, that they have break up and Amber is slowly putting all the blame on Jade by changing the narrative, there is no reason for her to call her "Faline"?

I doubt very much that Jade is still living with Amber. First, she would still be in NYC for the 4th of July. Jade might got drunk but not in Lexington. Jade might bring the U-Haul with a few friends and do the move quickly and efficiently, leaving the mess with Amber.

Anyone who has moved know that it takes time and effort to find a place, do all it is necessary for the relocation, etc. Jade had made her decision quite a while ago. Whether she told Amber then is another story.
 
I think if I broke up with somebody and then that person went around telling literally the whole world that I was walking around bawling my eyes out all day every day? There would be retribution of some sort.
 
Amber is so angry she almost called the cops on black girlfriend in KY, who's name is not on the lease, because....she was drinking?

Jade, you' in trouble girl. Get Out!

Amber's angry and she's a bitch when she's not angry.
Y'all went to that Black History Museum and Amber learned some things about the atrocities that so easily can happen.
 
ReverseStarfish said:
Amber is so angry she almost called the cops on black girlfriend in KY, who's name is not on the lease, because....she was drinking?

Jade, you' in trouble girl. Get Out!

Amber's angry and she's a bitch when she's not angry.
Y'all went to that Black History Museum and Amber learned some things about the atrocities that so easily can happen.
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Did you watch a different video then the rest of us? Or do you think ambulances go around arresting people and applying bandaids? She almost called 911 cus she was "sho drunk". Meaning IF TRUE wifey was throwing up and amber didnt know how to handle someone other than her being incapacitated.
Dont go starting any Reddit-esq ass rumors.
 
The Heartthrob said:
PNW is definitely way too hilly and busy for someone like her. She'd have to live in the suburbs.
I couldn't imagine her taking public transport at ALL, but part of me wants to think she would so she could pretend she's Rosa Parks.
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I wasn't aware of Hamber's deep admiration for Rosa Parks but it's extra hilarious if you think about it. Social justice heroes usually had to give rousing speeches, write movingly about their struggles, argue legal briefs, go on long, hot marches for miles, etc... but in Hamber's little mind Rosa Parks is so relatable because all she had to do was sit and refuse to get up. Sitting, and refusing to move, is the story of Amber's life and probably the only civil rights struggle she could have also participated in with gusto

Hamber is good at sitting on her fat ass and refusing to move, and not even the cops could have moved her. She would have been ideal for sit-ins tbh.

(I know with Parks it was planned civil disobedience and part of a broad legal strategy to take on seating segregation in public services in the south, but Hamber doesn't care about that shit. All she knows is sitting and refusing to move out of her seat is a "heroic action" she could definitely do too.)
 
ReverseStarfish said:
Amber is so angry she almost called the cops on black girlfriend in KY, who's name is not on the lease, because....she was drinking?

Jade, you' in trouble girl. Get Out!

Amber's angry and she's a bitch when she's not angry.
Y'all went to that Black History Museum and Amber learned some things about the atrocities that so easily can happen.
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I’m not completely with you here BUT part of me does wonder if Jade wanted to move from KY / the south. It’s not out of the realms of possibility that she doesn’t feel welcome there as a black lesbian…

Jade probs agreed to stay in KY whilst our gorl lost enough weight to move. We remember Amber talking about moving to Seattle after the breakup with Beckster. She also speaks about wanting to live in Cali again.

Al did allegedly get down to around the 470s last year. IIRC, she said it was her lowest weight since being in KY. It probably looked hopeful for Jade that they’d be moving when the lease was up.

However, she quickly ballooned again. Then we had her failed WLS arc dominating everything this year. So Jade likely compromised to stay until she has WLS and recovered. But as always, our gorl failed there too.

Now, Jade wants to move/travel and Al is unable (and unwilling) to go with her. That must be a dealbreaker for her.
 
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