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If Amber is open to a male caretaker, I have the perfect candidate. He has experience with fat miserable cunts that are over 600 pounds and he works for liquor. Better give him a call gorl.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She's very brave and shtrong u guys
lamo she going to BUY boxes
eta: TIL you know it's luxury if it says so in the name. Rates that informative.
lamo she going to BUY boxes
eta: TIL you know it's luxury if it says so in the name. Rates that informative.
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Exactly, its nice to move when you dont do shit.
I just moved to another state last month and that shit damn near pushes you to the brink of insanity when you and one other person are doing all the work.
GTFO Amber lmao
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Lol Wipey can't handle her booze.
I love this story that Wipey was drinking away the blues. Maybe she was like celebrating? You know, good time ahead? Terra nova that doesn't smell like shitola?
Also, back to the subject of how much money her channel makes, social blade says she generated 140 million views on her channel.
Other channels that use her stuff (some more than others but I will point that these channels come up when you search her name on social blade) :
Views in millions
AF 12
Bottle 10
Mr SnowFlake 10
Positive PR 10
Orange Queen 13
Fupa Tales 6.5
Dainty 9
Random Content 31
Narc Alert 5
Bean bag in a curry 3
Zachary Michael - 63
With some random ones totaling 2 million and that's just 15 channels.
No Jordie or the other bottom feeding fish. None of the non gorlverse reactors.
Just pure lolcow that generated about 172 million more views than her channel received.
I think YT knows this and gives her a pretty decent RPM.
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Yeah, this had me nearly falling out of my chair. She literally cannot stop herself from performative lying about the most retarded things. Moving being the pits is as not just universally agreed upon. It's a damn fact. But not for Amber, noooo. She's super special and quirky because she "enjoys tedious things."
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She claims she wants to set the haydurs straight and they did not break up because of the WLS saga or her weight or, you know, anything that's fucking obvious. Well, hun, you broke up for some reason, and rarely does that happen because of one single thing. No one is buying this shit.
Five seconds later she's crying that Jade should be able to do fun stuff like travel and shouldn't have to use all her money on rent. THERE IT IS. So, it is about your weight and it is about you not being able to afford anything of substance because you're too busy spending thousands on Chinese crap and McDonald's takeout. Got it.
She is seriously trying to delude herself and her audience right now with this cute fantasy that they would still be together, but they were star-crossed lovers and it's really no one's fault. Okay, gorl. I'm not listening to this BS because we all know in one month the story is going to change and the truth will eventually spill out.
BTW, Oklahoma City is a 12 hour drive, so that should take Amber...700 years to get there.
Five seconds later she's crying that Jade should be able to do fun stuff like travel and shouldn't have to use all her money on rent. THERE IT IS. So, it is about your weight and it is about you not being able to afford anything of substance because you're too busy spending thousands on Chinese crap and McDonald's takeout. Got it.
She is seriously trying to delude herself and her audience right now with this cute fantasy that they would still be together, but they were star-crossed lovers and it's really no one's fault. Okay, gorl. I'm not listening to this BS because we all know in one month the story is going to change and the truth will eventually spill out.
BTW, Oklahoma City is a 12 hour drive, so that should take Amber...700 years to get there.
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Here comes the blaming of the Wipey. Starts out subtle but over the coming videos it's gonna ramp up to Thumby levels, especially once the Wipester makes her actual escape.
You got dumped, fatass. Admit it for once in your extremely FAT life.
You got dumped, fatass. Admit it for once in your extremely FAT life.
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Yup.
"No relationship is perfect"
"It was passionate on both ends of the spectrum"
"She gets drunk and tries to sleep with me"
Incoming Wipey was an abusive alcoholic and no one knew because their relationship looked so perfect
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Plot summary with commentary. I seem to be a bit late, but I'll dump it here, anyway.
TL;DR: Amber's proud of herself for being dumped by Jade - uh, I mean, Jade didn't dump her. This was AMBER'S CHOICE because they had problems and JADE WASN'T WILLING TO WORK ON HERSELF. Amber says it's frustrating when one person tries to fix things more than the other (implying that jade was the one needing to fix things and not her). Amber claims Jade got so drunk last night that Amber didn't know what to do and was going to call 911. Amber's vagueness are her boundaries, but she's speaking out to protect 'the truth' (her ego). Amber's going to move out of state, and loves moving. Amber was more concerned about whether her bank and her tax accountant can operate in the new state before being concerned about whether the new place will accomodate 3 pets. Amber's going to try to vlog as much as possible during this time, because it's 'healing' (and not because she finally might have content worth watching). This isn't a messy breakup.
Amber has been trying to find a break between crying sessions to film. Jade has been crying non-stop, too. No she hasn't, because she's not an emotionally unstable wackadoo like you are.
Today is the 6th.
Amber took a shower (duper's delight smile) More shower talk - and her eyes are darting around and looking everywhere except towards the camera.
Amber feels like everything doesn't matter, and that things seem so pointless right now TRANSLATION: No new wipey in her DMs just yet. Cheer up, Ambo, it took you a whole 10 DAYS to find Jade. Just give it time.
Jade gave Amber permission to share as much as she wants. Remember that when she posts pics of those Lovecraftian abominations you call legs, Ambo.
She's read the comments and checked her messages, and they are pouring with support... right.
Amber hasn't been the most independent person in her life. In other news, the Grand Canyon is a bit of a gap.
Sometimes it doesn't matter if you are super independent or not. Sometimes you just need someone ... to ... care (... for you and wipe your ass).
Amber says it feels good to know that people care. NO ONE CARES.
So many rumours. Amber's being vague to protect who she loves.
Amber insists that Jade didn't break up with her. And that Jade isn't poly. And that Jade isn't in another relationship. And that Jade is leaving her because Amber didn't get WLS. Jade is a great person. (Her wanting to dump your ass doesn't make her a BAD person, Amber - even if it was because you wouldn't get your life under control).
Amber wasn't happy because there were things happenning (that she doesn't want to talk about, of course). They've been talking about breaking up for a while. Amber says it's frustrating when one person tries to fix things more than the other. Amber doesn't specify who the frustrated one is (implying it was her), but everyone can see it was Jade.
Amber now understands the saying "sometimes you need more than love"... despite using it during each of her breakups.
Jade's been hitting the bottle since the breakup with Amber. Yesterday she got extremely drunk, and Amber had to take care of her and almost called 911 because she didn't know what to do. Jade regrets drinking last night, and "things".
Amber's a childish and immature person. Amber feels 'ripped to pieces' from having to do the mature thing (of accepting a breakup).
More talk about Jade crying. It's because they had plans together and even a venue picked out for a wedding. Fuck off, Amber. You hinted OVER AND OVER again for an engagement, and Jade said NOOOOO!!!!
Amber hints this was all Jade's fault. Amber WOULD have still married her, despite all of these problems, if only JADE HAD WORKED ON HERSELF. They are so in love with each other, but aren't right for each other. She's hurting more for Jade than for herself.
Amber tells some bullshit story about how Jade is practically BEGGING to get into bed with Amber, but Amber won't let her.
Saying that Jade doesn't work and doesn't pay bills is just BULLSHIT AND LIES. She's one of the hardest working people Amber knows. This makes Amber cry (likely because she's wondering how she's going to find another caretaker who will PAY FOR THE PRIVILIGE OF WIPING AMBER'S ASS). FUCK YOU REACTION CHANNELS!! Jade holds her own, and Sometimes holds Amber (with a crane).
Amber's a very giving person. She TRIED to pay Jade's way, but Jade insisted on paying half. Let's see how long before this story changes.
She doesn't want Jade to be hard working just to pay rent. She wants Jade to enjoy life.... (Is that why you nickel and dimed Becky for bullshit stuff like HALF THE NETFLIX BILL?)
... and to explore the world (Yet you wouldn't even let Becky go to the lake).
Amber's not perfect; Jade wasn't FULLY happy, either. (You don't say...). Amber can't travel right now, and wants to be able to give that to Jade.
Amber's vagueness with this is because of 'boundaries'... and not because she's a lying shitbag who's trying to make herself not look like a lying shitbag. Amber's here to gaslight us into believing what's 'true' and 'real'.
"It's gonna be hard to heal-these next 3 to 5 months...". Woah, rough jumpcut. I wonder what she didn't want us to know?
"There's a lot I have to do" another odd jumpcut. Amber's taken a few steps (.. to the fridge). Amber will be moving to a completely different state (with mommy?) and it's going to take a couple of days to get there. This is going to take a lot of time because she's obsessive and has a lot of I's to dot and T's to cross and needs everything to be perfect (TRANSLATION: she's a child who's always had everything done for her, and she doesn't know WTF to do).
Amber wants to get rid of a lot of the things she owns (I'm guessing everything she bought to mirror Jade's aesthetic). She wants more 'at peace' and less 'anxiety'.
Amber has a weird way of doing things - like obsessing and being anxious about whether her bank operates in the state she wants to move to (as if transferring banks is just IMPOSSIBLE), and whether she can keep her same tax accountant. Maybe you should also worry about whether your new state flag is 'aesthetically pleasing' enough?
Her third anxiety is whether the places she looks at will take 3 pets... because being a fur momma is less important than a bit of paperwork.
Next step is going to buy boxes so they figure out who's keeping what and what items are donate or sell. Amber LOVES tedious work like this, and LOVES moving (you know, except for the WORK part - that's not for dainty queens).
Personally knowing a narc, I wonder how much of this tedious work will actually be done by HER? You know, as opposed to Amber planting herself in a chair yelling out orders: Put *those* in *that* box. Take *that* and put it *there*. Come take *this* and put it *here*... GENTLY!! You want to break it?! HURRY UP!! There's another 30 bins WE have to go through today!!
Amber's getting out of breath explaining herself.
"This isn't a messy breakup. I wanna spend as much time with her as I can... as a friend". Oh, we know, Amber. *ALL* of your breakups are 'so mature'.... How's Destiny doing? Becky? Krystle?... CASEY?
More 'love isn't enough' rambling.
"It was hurting, being with her. And that's all I wanna say about that".
Amber's now trying to figure out what her future will be like...
Amber's going to 'try her hardest' to get back into vlogs, but she doesn't know. "Hi, Guys, look at me eat my cottage cheese and mustard - it just feels SO FAKE to me". Yeah, that also felt really fake to us, too.
That's why she had to tell us the truth; because she couldn't be fake (and not for the bump in views and revenue it would give her).
Amber's going to try and keep filming and uploading, because Amber finds this 'healing' (and not for the ad revenue).
Today is the 6th.
Amber took a shower (duper's delight smile) More shower talk - and her eyes are darting around and looking everywhere except towards the camera.
Amber feels like everything doesn't matter, and that things seem so pointless right now TRANSLATION: No new wipey in her DMs just yet. Cheer up, Ambo, it took you a whole 10 DAYS to find Jade. Just give it time.
Jade gave Amber permission to share as much as she wants. Remember that when she posts pics of those Lovecraftian abominations you call legs, Ambo.
She's read the comments and checked her messages, and they are pouring with support... right.
Amber hasn't been the most independent person in her life. In other news, the Grand Canyon is a bit of a gap.
Sometimes it doesn't matter if you are super independent or not. Sometimes you just need someone ... to ... care (... for you and wipe your ass).
Amber says it feels good to know that people care. NO ONE CARES.
So many rumours. Amber's being vague to protect who she loves.
Amber insists that Jade didn't break up with her. And that Jade isn't poly. And that Jade isn't in another relationship. And that Jade is leaving her because Amber didn't get WLS. Jade is a great person. (Her wanting to dump your ass doesn't make her a BAD person, Amber - even if it was because you wouldn't get your life under control).
Amber wasn't happy because there were things happenning (that she doesn't want to talk about, of course). They've been talking about breaking up for a while. Amber says it's frustrating when one person tries to fix things more than the other. Amber doesn't specify who the frustrated one is (implying it was her), but everyone can see it was Jade.
Amber now understands the saying "sometimes you need more than love"... despite using it during each of her breakups.
Jade's been hitting the bottle since the breakup with Amber. Yesterday she got extremely drunk, and Amber had to take care of her and almost called 911 because she didn't know what to do. Jade regrets drinking last night, and "things".
Amber's a childish and immature person. Amber feels 'ripped to pieces' from having to do the mature thing (of accepting a breakup).
More talk about Jade crying. It's because they had plans together and even a venue picked out for a wedding. Fuck off, Amber. You hinted OVER AND OVER again for an engagement, and Jade said NOOOOO!!!!
Amber hints this was all Jade's fault. Amber WOULD have still married her, despite all of these problems, if only JADE HAD WORKED ON HERSELF. They are so in love with each other, but aren't right for each other. She's hurting more for Jade than for herself.
Amber tells some bullshit story about how Jade is practically BEGGING to get into bed with Amber, but Amber won't let her.
Saying that Jade doesn't work and doesn't pay bills is just BULLSHIT AND LIES. She's one of the hardest working people Amber knows. This makes Amber cry (likely because she's wondering how she's going to find another caretaker who will PAY FOR THE PRIVILIGE OF WIPING AMBER'S ASS). FUCK YOU REACTION CHANNELS!! Jade holds her own, and Sometimes holds Amber (with a crane).
Amber's a very giving person. She TRIED to pay Jade's way, but Jade insisted on paying half. Let's see how long before this story changes.
She doesn't want Jade to be hard working just to pay rent. She wants Jade to enjoy life.... (Is that why you nickel and dimed Becky for bullshit stuff like HALF THE NETFLIX BILL?)
... and to explore the world (Yet you wouldn't even let Becky go to the lake).
Amber's not perfect; Jade wasn't FULLY happy, either. (You don't say...). Amber can't travel right now, and wants to be able to give that to Jade.
Amber's vagueness with this is because of 'boundaries'... and not because she's a lying shitbag who's trying to make herself not look like a lying shitbag. Amber's here to gaslight us into believing what's 'true' and 'real'.
"It's gonna be hard to heal-these next 3 to 5 months...". Woah, rough jumpcut. I wonder what she didn't want us to know?
"There's a lot I have to do" another odd jumpcut. Amber's taken a few steps (.. to the fridge). Amber will be moving to a completely different state (with mommy?) and it's going to take a couple of days to get there. This is going to take a lot of time because she's obsessive and has a lot of I's to dot and T's to cross and needs everything to be perfect (TRANSLATION: she's a child who's always had everything done for her, and she doesn't know WTF to do).
Amber wants to get rid of a lot of the things she owns (I'm guessing everything she bought to mirror Jade's aesthetic). She wants more 'at peace' and less 'anxiety'.
Amber has a weird way of doing things - like obsessing and being anxious about whether her bank operates in the state she wants to move to (as if transferring banks is just IMPOSSIBLE), and whether she can keep her same tax accountant. Maybe you should also worry about whether your new state flag is 'aesthetically pleasing' enough?
Her third anxiety is whether the places she looks at will take 3 pets... because being a fur momma is less important than a bit of paperwork.
Next step is going to buy boxes so they figure out who's keeping what and what items are donate or sell. Amber LOVES tedious work like this, and LOVES moving (you know, except for the WORK part - that's not for dainty queens).
Personally knowing a narc, I wonder how much of this tedious work will actually be done by HER? You know, as opposed to Amber planting herself in a chair yelling out orders: Put *those* in *that* box. Take *that* and put it *there*. Come take *this* and put it *here*... GENTLY!! You want to break it?! HURRY UP!! There's another 30 bins WE have to go through today!!
Amber's getting out of breath explaining herself.
"This isn't a messy breakup. I wanna spend as much time with her as I can... as a friend". Oh, we know, Amber. *ALL* of your breakups are 'so mature'.... How's Destiny doing? Becky? Krystle?... CASEY?
More 'love isn't enough' rambling.
"It was hurting, being with her. And that's all I wanna say about that".
Amber's now trying to figure out what her future will be like...
Amber's going to 'try her hardest' to get back into vlogs, but she doesn't know. "Hi, Guys, look at me eat my cottage cheese and mustard - it just feels SO FAKE to me". Yeah, that also felt really fake to us, too.
That's why she had to tell us the truth; because she couldn't be fake (and not for the bump in views and revenue it would give her).
Amber's going to try and keep filming and uploading, because Amber finds this 'healing' (and not for the ad revenue).
TL;DR: Amber's proud of herself for being dumped by Jade - uh, I mean, Jade didn't dump her. This was AMBER'S CHOICE because they had problems and JADE WASN'T WILLING TO WORK ON HERSELF. Amber says it's frustrating when one person tries to fix things more than the other (implying that jade was the one needing to fix things and not her). Amber claims Jade got so drunk last night that Amber didn't know what to do and was going to call 911. Amber's vagueness are her boundaries, but she's speaking out to protect 'the truth' (her ego). Amber's going to move out of state, and loves moving. Amber was more concerned about whether her bank and her tax accountant can operate in the new state before being concerned about whether the new place will accomodate 3 pets. Amber's going to try to vlog as much as possible during this time, because it's 'healing' (and not because she finally might have content worth watching). This isn't a messy breakup.
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No studio mentioned, but I did break it down back in April as basically a converted closet or half bath in the back of someones house...
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Maybe it's not what people on here want to hear, but she does seem to be handling the breakup pretty well/in a way that kind of implies she's kicking Jade out. Just on the surface of things, her and Becky had a loveless bed-dead relationship where it seemed like they could hardly stand each other and she was way more fucked up for way longer then than here. In this latest relationship we've been told that it's the most passionate and intense relationship yet, and I can understand that two low IQ bipolar women could feel that way, yet it doesn't really come across in this latest video where near the end it seems fine, like she's just excited to move on.
She said stuff in the video about how they were supposed to work on themselves and implies Jade hasn't and how she's protecting Jade by not spilling the beans. I could really imagine that the type of woman who would move in with Amber of all people within a few weeks would also have some issues that would make a relationship difficult, even if they're both tards. Also, you'd think the woman who managed to consistently wrangle Amber into not showing her on camera would step in and stop her if what she was saying was completely made up, at least in so far as it paints Jade in a poor light.
Maybe Amber is just lying through her teeth, I know that's the most common view, but I find it more fun trying to piece together what's going without making too many speculative inferences
She said stuff in the video about how they were supposed to work on themselves and implies Jade hasn't and how she's protecting Jade by not spilling the beans. I could really imagine that the type of woman who would move in with Amber of all people within a few weeks would also have some issues that would make a relationship difficult, even if they're both tards. Also, you'd think the woman who managed to consistently wrangle Amber into not showing her on camera would step in and stop her if what she was saying was completely made up, at least in so far as it paints Jade in a poor light.
Maybe Amber is just lying through her teeth, I know that's the most common view, but I find it more fun trying to piece together what's going without making too many speculative inferences
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I'd have an easier time believing Amber was actually sticking to a 1200 calorie diet than this nonsense.
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Amber cleaning out her closet:
This dress can go.
This shirt stays.
Jade can go.
But these pants into the maybe pile.
This dress can go.
This shirt stays.
Jade can go.
But these pants into the maybe pile.
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I remember Amber once giving an example of how supportive and evolved their relationship was from us normal monkeys and that was: when either were in highly emotional states, one would ask the other if they were "lucid" and not imagining whatever tard distress they were acting out. Imagine being with such an infantile mental shit pile that you have to ask if they're lucid.
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Perhaps she's holding her tongue a bit more because Jade was on her college SHOT PUT TEAM while Necky was spineless thumb.
Not saying Jade was "Normal" (fuck no, she spent two YEARS playing house with Gardulla the Hutt). Just that Amber is smart enough to know when to change the story. She kissed Destiny's ass for 4 YEARS before saying she was less than perfect. If she posts a vlog saying anything too negative about Jade now, Jade will just jump into her Mazda and leave Amber to figure out what to do. Amber's probably hoping that sucking up to Jade will convince her to continue doing things for Amber.
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For example: During the Amber and Becky livestreams, Amber started talking about getting the double Ds a toilet brush for their wedding. She starting saying that she got bad person vibes from them, and made fun of Destiny's looks. Then Becky dumped Amber, and Amber was suddenly friends with the DDs, because she needed emotional support, and they were good people again. Then Jade moved in and she hated the DDs again. Then they broke up, and she was friends with Dana again. Fast forward to Destiny's livestreams, and during the phone conversation Amber admitted that she didn't really dislike Destiny before, but now did (because Amber was humiliated on live). Amber doesn't really "like" anyone; she USES people. Jade is currently useful, so this breakup will be so mature and friendly (on camera - especially when it's only one-sided). Once Amber has a new wiper and Jade is no longer useful, I'm willing to bet we'll see the story change.
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Amber saying she isn't giving out bad details about Jade and the breakup is just her way of holding stuff over Jade's head while trying to make herself look like a saint. We see you, Amber.
What is it with abusive manipulators and the word "care?" They'll get a hangnail and then shriek about how Yoooo don't CAAAARRE about them, you cold heartless monster! Not love, not like. Care. Every time.
As for speaking on things to protect the truth? Amber's just trying to hurry up and get her side of the story out there first, with the idea that it is the narrative most likely to be believed in the long run. Unfortunately for her, she is a known liar so we're all just nodding and going "uh huh" until a more reliable source comes along.
What is it with abusive manipulators and the word "care?" They'll get a hangnail and then shriek about how Yoooo don't CAAAARRE about them, you cold heartless monster! Not love, not like. Care. Every time.
As for speaking on things to protect the truth? Amber's just trying to hurry up and get her side of the story out there first, with the idea that it is the narrative most likely to be believed in the long run. Unfortunately for her, she is a known liar so we're all just nodding and going "uh huh" until a more reliable source comes along.
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Finally some good fucking content. I completely tuned out once she got with Wipey. Can't wait to see what lies ahead.
She says the breakup was mutual, buuuut she's completely in love with her you guise.
She says the breakup was mutual, buuuut she's completely in love with her you guise.
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What I love is her talking about how they had their wedding planned out since THE START OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
Also I love how she mood about being blindsided by this Independence Day breakup during fireworks.. and now in this video she is claiming they have been plannin it for weeks?
How much oxygen is her fat addled braincells getting that she cant hold a lie within the span of 24 hours??
Also I love how she mood about being blindsided by this Independence Day breakup during fireworks.. and now in this video she is claiming they have been plannin it for weeks?
How much oxygen is her fat addled braincells getting that she cant hold a lie within the span of 24 hours??