🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Cornfed said:
This is Null's chance to get up in that fupa and realize his dream of funding the Farms with Amber's feeder money.
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Tbh she should capitalize off the feeders on OF or Fet Life shit.

She would:
1. Get tons of food sent to her and paid for!
2. Attention and money
3. I mean she is in a very small percentage of fat fucks her size.
4. Get real about her degrading herself for money cause she does that anyway.

Its getting to the point shes gonna have to really think about it and to show those layrgs for that doordash cash.

She needs that coin she is not making nearly what she was making when she was at the Gaycare, Id say its been cut down by half at her highest she admitted it was round 10k/month before taxes but now id say she clears 5k before tax and rent sucks up half of that.
The move she is talking about is prolly her downsizing (lawl) to a smaller unit where she already is, she could never find suitable transport to OK not only that IF she somehow was able to procure said transport she cant FIT. She would get a DVT for sure, years ago on her maiden voyage to Kentucky she was swollen af. Traveling is something she could never do safely or logistically unless she lost 150/200 lbs.
Also to the peeps who think mamalynn is coming to care for her sumo toddler, remember she left early when amber had her babybox yeeted because of Ambers stank attitude when her Mother dared ask her not to eat like 10 gavones after her invasive vivisection.
 
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Best do a three day mukbang Hamber. You've earned it. You need to bury the sadfeels under an avalanche of food. The world always seems a little brighter after a binge. Getting that weird shooting pain in your arm again? Don't worry. That's just post breakup trauma exiting your arm chakra. That tightness in your chest? It's just the metaphorical pain of losing yet another "love of your life" (unpaid arsewiper)
You're probably just dehydrated and have low blood sugar. Gallon or two of Pepsi and you'll be your old self in no time.
I believe in you gorl.
 
Well, time to update the ol' orbiter chart.

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Can Amber even move her legs at this point? Can she even bend the knees? Her legs are so swollen in lipoma and fat it's has become two massive sacks.
In this condition It's a waking nightmare to move around. She's dreading the time when she'll have to go to the fridge by herself.
At least when the money dries up, she won't be able to afford the take out, and inevitably has to lose weight being locked in her apartment unable to leave, not by her own will but something like "being chained in the basement with nothing but water"
 
This sow only washes her hair after a breakup, love that for her. 🐖

Oh well, I hope Hamber's next victim is at least more interesting. The Jade season was super boreeng.

To be honest I can't believe Hamber hasn't been robbed for everything she has or gotten involved in some kind of romance scheme. The way she lives it's only a matter of time though.
 
If amber would be ok with guys, I think I would pick up the gauntlet and spend a year with her, then scam her out of everything I can, dump her in the middle of the night and cash on juicy tea telling ALL the details.
 
A Widdle Woach said:
Oh well, I hope Hamber's next victim is at least more interesting. The Jade season was super boreeng
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I'm bracing myself for the "I have a totally new gorlfriend who also doesn't want to be on camera but will mumble off camera in Jade's voice and has Jade's tattoos." arc.

To be fair, I was skeptical when Becky dumped her too and that turned out to be real. I really hope this is real and we get a new character.
 
Dylan said:
If amber would be ok with guys, I think I would pick up the gauntlet and spend a year with her, then scam her out of everything I can, dump her in the middle of the night and cash on juicy tea telling ALL the details.
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After seeing the state of the last ‘woman’ she landed I don’t think you’ll have any worries there my dude.
 
There's a good chance that on her way out Jade bounces with the car and drains the bank accounts. If Hamber gets scammed would she admit it for views? We'll find out soon on the next season.

I doubt the Becky 3 auditions will be as entertaining this time around.
 
TardiX said:
I'm bracing myself for the "I have a totally new gorlfriend who also doesn't want to be on camera but will mumble off camera in Jade's voice and has Jade's tattoos." arc.

To be fair, I was skeptical when Becky dumped her too and that turned out to be real. I really hope this is real and we get a new character.
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Same. My biggest fear right now is that this "breakup", like everything else that exits ALR's fetid black hole of a mouth, is bullshit.

Get this Jade Francis era nonsense the fuck over with.
 
Toby Flenderson said:
I would bet shes not walking by this time next year
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Nah more like My 90 Day Immobility
caffeinated_pirate said:
She looked way more devastated when Becky called it, and she never even liked Becky.
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I think she loved Becky in the she's my friend like so close she's family friend. Over half the world treats their family like shit. She had gone after and attacked Becky at every damn turn. Becky is the most dispeckful of all the exes.
Sounds like narc love to me.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
List of items Wipey was able to milk out Amber :

Jordans
Tattoos
Clothing

Anything else? Doesn't seem like worth the effort on Jade's part but hey I never said she was smart.
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A whole ass car. If she has any sense. An obese chihuahua goes missing when she does/did

I know I'm late. I quoted this stuff a few hours ago and fell back asleep.
 
Remember the "Wifey" tattoo? I'm still doing some digging, and will update when I find it, But I'm pretty sure its going to get covered up by the sleeve Jade was getting done anyway. Here it is when she showed of the "new tattoo" that just had the 2 figures of the "hear no evil/speak no evil/see no evil" set.
I thought recently Amber showed that it had more progress complete.
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FOUND IT

In a blink and you'll miss it moment Amber gives us a tour/update of the tatoo sleeve. As she turns Jades arm around you catch a glimpse of the "wifey" tatoo, amber makes NO MENTION of it and states that "all this in here will soon be covered". So its going to be covered and shaded in like the rest of the tatoo/sleeve.

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One final thought moment situation type deal... Amber says "People have been asking where I wrote on her arm" and talks about the "So much" but doesnt mention the wifey? So was wifey always there? Did "wifey" come from Amber, or do all of Jade's bitches call her "wifey"? Amber was even calling her wifey before she ever met her in person....
 
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lol cow supreme said:
Remember Jade "bought the car with her own money" per Amber's own words. That Mazda CX-5 Carbon Edition is all hers baby.

The only mode of transportation Amber owns are her two fungus infected feetsies.
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That should be fine. I mean, by her own words they are "Athlete's Feet". (:D) And has she not just been talking about how AMAZEEEN her stamina has become? She hurpled through a dollar store for an HOUR!

Hopefully Jade will fuck off at warp speed, leaving Ambo as the strong and independent bossbabe she is. After a few days of the bossbabe sitting in her own shit, we'll get a spiteful vlog (or livestream) where Amber sinks lower than a bottom feeder from the Marina Trench, embellishing stories about what an abusive POS Jade was. And then that prompts Jade to go scorched earth and spill all... leading to the neckless wonder growing a spine and also talking. I know, I have a vivid imagination.

Second place (and sill somewhat entertaining) scenario would be that Ambo gets another bout of cellulitis due to her worst-heartbreak-than-anyone-has-ever-suffered causing her to not shower. And when Amber tries to manipulate Jade into caring for her, Jade will say "Nuh-uh; I ain't yo Daddy no mo'" and leave Amber to figure out how to adult by herself.

Realistically, I have a sneaking suspicion that we're just going to get bullshit rehashes off all of her abandoned story lines from the last while: the bullshit online psychology course, the dangleen lung, etc. And maybe a few "eat with me im sad" videos.

lol cow supreme said:
Remember the "Wifey" tattoo? I'm still doing some digging, and will update when I find it, But I'm pretty sure its going to get covered up by the sleeve Jade was getting done anyway. Here it is when she showed of the "new tattoo" that just had the 2 figures of the "hear no evil/speak no evil/see no evil" set.
I thought recently Amber showed that it had more progress complete.
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Since that pic, Jade has had the third face added, which was put on the inside of her upper arm. The tattoo so far comes close to the 'Wifey' tattoo, but doesn't cover it. I'm sure that in another session they can add some sort of decorative boarder around the tattoo to obscure the wifey part.

It's going to be a bit of a mess for her to try and cover the retarded "pluviophile" and "So muCh" tats, though.
 
Does anyone notice amber has gotten quite an arm flabs recently. They are almost like skin cape. I also noticed that since it was pointed out by one of the reaction channels, she's been acting self aware about it.
 
I do not buy the timeline as per Amber.

I believe that the break-up happened last week. Jade always goes to her family for important holidays. This time, like most of the time when Jade goes somewhere, Amber started to whine and complain to Jade how unfair for her to leave. At this point, Jade has had it, and bailed. Both Q&A and the break up video were done at the same time, likely last week. The break-up was posted yesterday for effect. She has been looking for a replacement since last week.

It seems that Jade has the "saviour complex" hoping to help Amber. Last year, Jade inquired about Amber cancer follow-up, that of course Amber never did, which lead to the bizarre encounter at the clinic where they "loss" Amber's file. They never lost her file since she was never there to begin with. As far as the wls, Jade was paying most of it, hoping that Amber would lose weight, be more mobile and able to do more activities. Instead, Amber quit, then Jade realised that she will never change Amber. Jade had enough.

Most of the rubbish in the flat is Amber's. We never saw the master bedroom where Jade slept. It would be very easy for Jade to move. She might ever get a 1-bedroom flat in the complex if she wants to stay in Lexington. It is cheaper to live there than New York.

Amber has been getting less than 1M views per month for a while. So, her financial situation is limited. She needs to get a new girlfriend that has a job so to pay for a portion of the rent and utilities. This will limit her pool of candidates. Becky could come back but not if she has to work. I can't see her moving to Oklahoma either. Her mother had enough of Amber after the cancer saga. Amber could move with aunt Tammy.
 
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