🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ayygs and Layygs said:
So she had all these friends over this weekend or she went to their houses for a party. One of the guys even put together all the questions for her! But she's crying* to a camera because "she has no one here". Make it make sense fatty.
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simple: they were Jade's friends, not hers.
 
I wanna say that my vote for Hamber dying this year still stands, and to be honest seems more likely without a caregiver to wipe her ass.
 
TFW former Kentucky slave Jade Francis escapes from her massa and 600 elbees of iron chains and shackles on July 4 and gets to watch the fireworks just a couple weeks after Juneteenth

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Has anyone posted the sparkly GO CRY TO SOMEONE ELSE graphic thing yet? This is the perfect time for it.
 
FatalTater said:
Has anyone posted the sparkly GO CRY TO SOMEONE ELSE graphic thing yet? This is the perfect time for it.
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...isn't @Diet Coke 4 Life the one on the Sparkly Text Duty Station?

Meanwhile, re. the absolute state of Hamber because Jade Francis is fucking off back to NYC...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha...(deep breath)...hahahahahahahahaha, ahhh...Heh-heh-ha: FAT.
 
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Amber should look around her Jadeless apartment, give us a gorly twirl and screech "I did that! IIIII DID THAT!"

Anyway, good riddance to fat man Jade. Hope the watches and Jordans were worth it. You were boring, fuck off forever.
 
Xenomorph said:
That was Jade.
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Whenever the word "daddy" came out of either of them, I recoiled. Bitch looks like Oprah. She will never be a man, no matter how many times she spits in her girlfriends' mouths.
lol cow supreme said:
Amber: Wifey I know we will spend the rest of our lives together!
Jade: Yes Amber! WE will be together til death do us part!
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If she wanted that, then backing out of WLS would've been great news.
Boolean Bitch said:
I've been kinda expecting this breakup to happen, and there's been something that I've been thinking about. There was that really time last summer. Amber was doing her bullshit '500 pound' mini vlog series, where she was trying to lose 14 lbs to get to 100 lbs lost from her highest ever recorded weight. And of course on something like day 5, she binged.... and then again on day 8.... and then again for another 10 days straight (hiding offline). She was acting really weird right before the radio silence, and it was speculated that this was causing tension between Amber and Jade.

Then Amber comes back, telling everyone that she started Ozempic during the absence. Amber starts losing weight, and then tries to undo the progress by taking Delta 8 gummies to stimulate her appetite. Jade tries to counter it by pushing Amber to move more. On the first walk that Jade pushes Amber to do, Amber takes a dive and 'dangles' her ankle. Amber uses that as an excuse to stuff her face while sitting in bed, and regaining all the lost weight. Then the lung issue, which led to the excuse to stop Ozempic (sludge noticed in the gall bladder when her lung was being checked with the chest scan).

That caused even more awkwardness, so then Amber declared that she was MOST DEFINITELY 100% going to get WLS. Then she dragged this arc out longer than any other arc (despite it not really getting her any views). Amber backs out near the end of June, and then everything's weird and awkward again (and Amber's acting like she's about to have a psychotic break or something). And then suddenly BOOM! Breakup. Maybe Jade finally clued in that Amber was just pretending to not want to become an imobile blob and that Amber was ALWAYS going to be a rude, vengeful, and emotionally unstable basketcase who would need 24/7 care for the most basic of tasks. Oh, and that Jade was going to have to financially support the narc baby as well.
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I think she ended up being pretty complacent about it. Their first Christmas together, Wipey got her an exercise machine that was very thoughtful considering the lifestyle she was "trying" to leave behind. Their second Christmas together, she got her a mini fridge for the office so she wouldn't have to waddle to the kitchen (or be inconvenienced and have to do it for her). I'm sure she was already moving on emotionally prior to that.
 
Please feature this whale getting dumped by 4 bitches with down syndrome in her over 10 year relationship with you tube lmao

This L HAS to sting after her cunty retort to Dusty " I am 32 years old and I am in a GROWN UP REALATIONSHIP!!" shit.

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Everyone is saying her failing the WLS is what did Wipey in, nah it was Amber literally shitting herself in front of mixed company while choking on a tater.
There is no coming back from that, Hambone.
 
Red Mask said:
Don't worry, there'll be another "Wipey" in a minute.
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She's shopping for another Becky that costed nothing but the Amazon shit she throws away. I'm on the side of Jade expecting to have landed a millionaire femcel toddler but got redneck rich aesthetics. It's probably the best situation Jade's ever been in so she stuck it out. There's also Jade finally getting to be black since she was never black enough for her hood.
 
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