🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Imagine if hamber just got her fucking drivers license when most people do. It’s not that fucking hard ffs. Not like she grew up in New York or a place that has easy ass public transportation. She’s so fucking useless lmfao.
Lazy fat cunt forever.
Lazy fat cunt forever.
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Only the first line, and not about Hamber and her pathetic, loser ways. Tina Turner died, dammit. Time to go line up a bunch of her songs and play them at full blast. Hamber and her "haul" of cheap, tacky bullshit will have to wait in line.
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Poor widdle Amber. All she does is act like a total bitch and people just, I dunno, react to it in predictable ways? Can't imagine why she doesn't have any friends that she doesn't have to pay.
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Don't worry, you aren't missing anything. Basically, Amber opens a crate ($172) of pure landfill with the same energy as her bullshit dollar store haul videos. Absolute trash like shitty earrings, a plastic cover to protect a charging brick from scratches (or something like that), and makeup that probably contains more lead than a 12 gauge slug. Amber does admit that her feet are 'crusty busty' instead of baby butt smooth (though we already knew that), so I guess there was that.
OH! And she got a giant pipe cleaner to floss her asscrack!
(she pretended was for cleaning the lint trap in the dryer, but we all know better):
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Say what? She can't fit her tiny, dainty, smaller-than-Jade's hands in the lint trap?
Even more 8008135
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Who needs a tool to clean the fucking lint trap??
Oh wait ... the disabled and fat, fucking useless losers.
Oh wait ... the disabled and fat, fucking useless losers.
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She can't even bear to look at a pair of trainers now because of MuH tRaUma over twisting her fucking ankle, will the weight finally drop off of Our Gorl because surely she'll be too traumatised to eat now that she nearly choked to death, right? Right?
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Damn even at 19/20 she looks like shit and really old, some of those pictures and she looks damn right 40. I think when she gets to 35 she is going to rapidly age horrifically. I will die on the hill that she got with Jade out of desperation because Becky was preparing to leave and just after they broke up Amber went looking hard online. Jade is clearly not a fan of hers prior though as she does not ever recite any Amberisms or even recall any infamous scenes with her.
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It's bullshit like this that makes people not believe her stories.
Edit: What fucking channel did she watch to pick up this over the top, dollar store giddiness?
WASH YOUR NASTY FUCKING HAIR, YOU CUNT.
Edit: What fucking channel did she watch to pick up this over the top, dollar store giddiness?
WASH YOUR NASTY FUCKING HAIR, YOU CUNT.
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If I have to hear about this fat bitches therapy again...
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Dont play victim,Amber.. get over it. I mean thats what she told the other person who said they were molested.
Smells like bullshit.
Also how come they are her Fathers friends and not her Mothers?
Bitch nobody believes you.
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Man she's a dainty gorl, now. Thank God she put some meat on her bones, because she was looking Eugenia Cooney. Amber if you're reading this, please eat more, I want to see just how fat you can get, before having a stroke.
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I will never ever believe Amber was molested because she does not harbour the usual hall marks of a child abuse victim. Amber is fat who sheer laziness and addiction because of her heritage. There is another reason why she does not lean in to it either because if it is ever found out that she was not mollested that's it. That optics wise is a death sentence on Youtube and she knows that too.
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I liked the part where Jade wore the 3XL shirt that Amber said was WAY TOO BEEEEG for her cause Jade wears a "medium" and the 3XL fit her perfectly. I know vanity sizes in America are crazy, but Jade is morbidly obese too. She looks human only when compared to Amberlynn. Amber pretending that Jade is some slender fit kween is so ridiculous. SHE FAT!
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Oh. My. Fucking. Buddha.
This bitch. This lying bitch. This lying, manipulating, gaslighting, narcissistic bitch.
I have words.
TL;DW/R: Talks about therapy (lulz), whines as usual about not getting sleep, tells us she got the TEMU box "today", while in the unpacking of that cheap, tacky shit, she said it came two weeks ago, so this is two weeks old at a minimum - which would put her at therapy (lulz) session 11 at least, but she says this is number nine. Goes to the doctor, to Barnes & Noble, buys shit for her sainted mom which happens to be the same shit she buys for herself, virtue signals about Temu BAD for offering cheap tacky shit made by slave labor.
Under the Hood has been collecting Hamber's IG posts, and made a short video about how she's contradicted herself about the supposed molestation she went through. He's putting all those pieces together.
This is a reply she made to someone saying they were also molested and were unable to remember things at first but did later.
Wasn't she in foster care from 12-18? Didn't she say she was diddled by dear old dad's friends? UTH says there's at least one other version of this shit she's claimed, and it makes me want to puke to even think for a split second that she's lying about this shit, but since she is who she is, I am. Fucking cunt.
This bitch. This lying bitch. This lying, manipulating, gaslighting, narcissistic bitch.
I have words.
Same shirt as the last one where she's forcing an over the top reaction to all the cheap, tacky shit she bought. So I guess this was the part she filmed first.
WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY FUCKING HAIR, JFC.
She's waiting for her therapy (lulz) appointment and reading about the Kohlberger trial, don't care. She'd make a shitty juror.
Says it's her 9th therapy (lulz) session. She's very excited because it means she's almost able to cross this off the list, as if she'd be approved after the last session. Wine the therapy is as imaginary as the WLS, I harbor some doubts unless a doctor is simply completely without ethics. If so, better make sure that malpractice insurance is paid up.
"They're not looking for perfection, they're looking for progress." What fucking progress have you made, LiarLynn? You're maintaining 500+ pounds, which means you're not doing what you should be doing.
Oh, FFS, whining again about not sleeping enough. "I'm just hoping to fall asleep early tonight. I dunno, I just have the most energy at nighttime." Might have something to do with you getting up at noon, bitch, and staying up all night watching TikTok. Get a fucking CPAP. Go to bed at night. Get up in the morning. But no, I suppose that would be like admitting all your munchie muh mentalz issues are fake and what you really have is NPD/HPD. And people would be pointing out that you could actually leave the house and go do something interesting at a time when the world there is awake, and who the fuck wants that?
Good news? Let's hear it! Oh. She got her Temu order today. And this is where she started pissing me off. Because I did go and watch that unpacking of cheap, tacky shit. And in THAT video, she said the order arrived "like two weeks ago" at the 1:09 mark. So if in THIS video, it arrived "today" it means it's two weeks old, and she should be on therapy (lulz) session 11 currently. Or she could just be a lying whore and not remember what she said just hours apart in filming, which is certainly possible.
Blah blah Temu don't care.
Therapy (lulz) is done. Last week she had to write about whatever and this week she has to write about patterns of behavior, like jumping to conclusions, mind reading (aka, thinking everyone thinks negatively of her), overgeneralization, etc. Claims she knows she's not being super sharing with therapy (lulz) because it's "private",. Like shitting your pants?
"Ever since I was diagnosed with PTSD..." YOU WERE NOT DIAGNOSED WITH PTSD, YOU ATTENTION-WHORING CUNT.
Claims she has to fill out a PCL-5 before each appointment. Glad the community could be of help to you by pointing out your previous bullshit on the self-reporting so you could ad it to your therapy (lulz) fairy tale, bitch. Claims her score has "already lowered." GramnarLynn in the house. "Therapy [lulz] works, children. Dew it. I wish I had done it sooner." Like the past year that you claimed to be in therapy? With a therapist who did evidence-based instead of surface-based treatment that you raved about, just like you have with this therapy (lulz)? Whatever. Narcs cannot be treated with any real success, and they never change. I don't believe the therapy (lulz) arc at all.
Says they talked about her brother, and how overly emotional she gets talking about what he's going through, but oh, she's not going to say what that is because it's his business - except when you want to tell us he's on drugs or homeless or back in jail, I guess - and her therapist reminded her that she's going through a lot. Because apparently she's putting herself in her brother's shoes and feeling guilty about the things he's going through even though those things are not her fault and goddammit, Hamber, could you stop lying for even a single minute? Her therapist tells her she needs to learn to focus on herself. You don't do ANYTHING except focus on yourself, twat. Tries to get that quaver in her voice as she repeats the bullshit about putting herself in his shoes and claims her therapist said:
"Yeah. You're an empath. For sure"
Sure they did, LiarLynn.
"I started LOLing. I'm so quirky. I dunno, I just really like this therapist. She's really great."
Says he person who once claimed they always use proper English when doing everything. And it's entirely possible to like a therapist when that
therapist is yourself, telling you thinks you want to hear.
Moving on, she's going to get the Temu box and has to show us her hooves as she waddles off. FFS, now she's posing with the box and making possible thumbnails for that video. This does not need to be in here. Does some stupid little routine, which I guess is to try to be funny or something. You're not funny bitch, even if you are riding high on the dopamine rush you got from opening all this assorted cheap, tacky bullshit like a three year old on xmas day.
She filmed the Temu crap and is now showing us the trashtacular mess she made. There's no reason for showing this except to reinforce what an utter fucking waste and waster of resources she is. Claims she is going to clean up the mess (sure) and get the boxes to recycling (sure).
Also a note of interest, maybe to me alone: it looks to me as if the rug they'd put in the living room is not there.
Has a cat brush with a button mechanism to push the hair off the bristles for easy cleaning. Maybe if she actually took care of her animals herself, she'd know these brushes have existed for years and they are great. Shows some tiny playing cards se claims she's going to play solitaire with "right now". Sure.
Next day. Complains about the lighting. She's wearing the bambi shirt some rando (sure) sent her. Starts talking about her fucking hair and how it's a mess because she's "spring cleaning". No, you're not. and
WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY HAIR, BITCH!
Goes into a ramble about "sweet support and kind words" about her dietitian visit. The one were you weren't even able to lose four pounds to meet the goal you insisted be set? That one? Nah.
Says she feels she goes more in depth about her feelings and therapy (lulz) on her IG account. Yeah, it's way easier to control things over there, since she instablocks people and can lob herself easy, mewling questions and comments. It's also, by the by, a great way for her to try damage control and rag on Destiny even though she said she wasn't going to respond to what Destiny has said. She tells everyone to follow her there, and she lvoes to interact with her viewers.
JFC, still only eight minutes in on this 20 minutes bullshit. Says they took her off lamictal because it "just wasn't working" for her. That's what happens when you take meds for things you don't have, bitch. You're not bipolar. Claims they said to just go with zoloft for her "bipolar" and anxiety and see if that helps. Whatever. Everything is lies in the hamberverse.
Blah blah uninteresting stuff here. She has said for the second time to go watch the temu haul shit. Hurting for those views, huh.
MG,W shows up, wearing the 2X bambi shirt. Won't be long before that 2X won't fit, based on a look at her. She's also using the CUNTY mug some troll sent to the PO, assuming it wasn't Hamber herself.
Next day.
Instead of just using one of the fucking mirrors she has around the house, Hamber is using the camera as one to put on her makeup. Getting ready to go to the doctor, doesn't want to go. But she still has not...
WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY HAIR, BITCH.
MG,W gave her an orchid (that's she always has wanted) that MG,W will no doubt have to tend.
Said she lost one of the backings to her stupid earrings in the docs office, but she found it. She calls it "going out of your comfort zone, know what I'm sayin'?" and no, you fat bitch, it isn't out of our comfort zone to pick shit up off the floor.
Barnes & Noble - note the lack of an S on the end of that, Hamber. She buys her mother a card and a journal. Naturally. Bought herself some kind of slime fidget thing, because she's such a fidgeter, y'all`
Almost there. We can do this.
Got some mini Lego bullshit, Individual Disney figures. She wants Cruella. Whatever, skip.
Now on to virtue signaling about Temu and how it's cheap crap made by people who are basically slave labor. She's moralizing now about finding out a company's practices. But she's not going to speak on it so she doesn't run afoul of YT's TOS, and wtf are you talking about, bitch.
Where the fuck do you think all those Torrid tents are made? Or the earrings from Wommart? It's the same shit you buy endlessly on Amazon. But go ahead. See what you can buy that's made in the US. Or doesn't have pieces of their products made in Malaysia or Cambodia or Thailand or India or or or. Good luck with your "research" and devotion to this newfound virtue of yours. It will probably last as long as your Optavia era, such as it was.
The end, finally. Except
WASH THAT GODDAMNED GREASY, NASTY HAIR, YOU UTTER PIG!
Thank you.
WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY FUCKING HAIR, JFC.
She's waiting for her therapy (lulz) appointment and reading about the Kohlberger trial, don't care. She'd make a shitty juror.
Says it's her 9th therapy (lulz) session. She's very excited because it means she's almost able to cross this off the list, as if she'd be approved after the last session. Wine the therapy is as imaginary as the WLS, I harbor some doubts unless a doctor is simply completely without ethics. If so, better make sure that malpractice insurance is paid up.
"They're not looking for perfection, they're looking for progress." What fucking progress have you made, LiarLynn? You're maintaining 500+ pounds, which means you're not doing what you should be doing.
Oh, FFS, whining again about not sleeping enough. "I'm just hoping to fall asleep early tonight. I dunno, I just have the most energy at nighttime." Might have something to do with you getting up at noon, bitch, and staying up all night watching TikTok. Get a fucking CPAP. Go to bed at night. Get up in the morning. But no, I suppose that would be like admitting all your munchie muh mentalz issues are fake and what you really have is NPD/HPD. And people would be pointing out that you could actually leave the house and go do something interesting at a time when the world there is awake, and who the fuck wants that?
Good news? Let's hear it! Oh. She got her Temu order today. And this is where she started pissing me off. Because I did go and watch that unpacking of cheap, tacky shit. And in THAT video, she said the order arrived "like two weeks ago" at the 1:09 mark. So if in THIS video, it arrived "today" it means it's two weeks old, and she should be on therapy (lulz) session 11 currently. Or she could just be a lying whore and not remember what she said just hours apart in filming, which is certainly possible.
Blah blah Temu don't care.
Therapy (lulz) is done. Last week she had to write about whatever and this week she has to write about patterns of behavior, like jumping to conclusions, mind reading (aka, thinking everyone thinks negatively of her), overgeneralization, etc. Claims she knows she's not being super sharing with therapy (lulz) because it's "private",. Like shitting your pants?
"Ever since I was diagnosed with PTSD..." YOU WERE NOT DIAGNOSED WITH PTSD, YOU ATTENTION-WHORING CUNT.
Claims she has to fill out a PCL-5 before each appointment. Glad the community could be of help to you by pointing out your previous bullshit on the self-reporting so you could ad it to your therapy (lulz) fairy tale, bitch. Claims her score has "already lowered." GramnarLynn in the house. "Therapy [lulz] works, children. Dew it. I wish I had done it sooner." Like the past year that you claimed to be in therapy? With a therapist who did evidence-based instead of surface-based treatment that you raved about, just like you have with this therapy (lulz)? Whatever. Narcs cannot be treated with any real success, and they never change. I don't believe the therapy (lulz) arc at all.
Says they talked about her brother, and how overly emotional she gets talking about what he's going through, but oh, she's not going to say what that is because it's his business - except when you want to tell us he's on drugs or homeless or back in jail, I guess - and her therapist reminded her that she's going through a lot. Because apparently she's putting herself in her brother's shoes and feeling guilty about the things he's going through even though those things are not her fault and goddammit, Hamber, could you stop lying for even a single minute? Her therapist tells her she needs to learn to focus on herself. You don't do ANYTHING except focus on yourself, twat. Tries to get that quaver in her voice as she repeats the bullshit about putting herself in his shoes and claims her therapist said:
"Yeah. You're an empath. For sure"
Sure they did, LiarLynn.
"I started LOLing. I'm so quirky. I dunno, I just really like this therapist. She's really great."
Says he person who once claimed they always use proper English when doing everything. And it's entirely possible to like a therapist when that
therapist is yourself, telling you thinks you want to hear.
Moving on, she's going to get the Temu box and has to show us her hooves as she waddles off. FFS, now she's posing with the box and making possible thumbnails for that video. This does not need to be in here. Does some stupid little routine, which I guess is to try to be funny or something. You're not funny bitch, even if you are riding high on the dopamine rush you got from opening all this assorted cheap, tacky bullshit like a three year old on xmas day.
She filmed the Temu crap and is now showing us the trashtacular mess she made. There's no reason for showing this except to reinforce what an utter fucking waste and waster of resources she is. Claims she is going to clean up the mess (sure) and get the boxes to recycling (sure).
Also a note of interest, maybe to me alone: it looks to me as if the rug they'd put in the living room is not there.
Has a cat brush with a button mechanism to push the hair off the bristles for easy cleaning. Maybe if she actually took care of her animals herself, she'd know these brushes have existed for years and they are great. Shows some tiny playing cards se claims she's going to play solitaire with "right now". Sure.
Next day. Complains about the lighting. She's wearing the bambi shirt some rando (sure) sent her. Starts talking about her fucking hair and how it's a mess because she's "spring cleaning". No, you're not. and
WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY HAIR, BITCH!
Goes into a ramble about "sweet support and kind words" about her dietitian visit. The one were you weren't even able to lose four pounds to meet the goal you insisted be set? That one? Nah.
Says she feels she goes more in depth about her feelings and therapy (lulz) on her IG account. Yeah, it's way easier to control things over there, since she instablocks people and can lob herself easy, mewling questions and comments. It's also, by the by, a great way for her to try damage control and rag on Destiny even though she said she wasn't going to respond to what Destiny has said. She tells everyone to follow her there, and she lvoes to interact with her viewers.
JFC, still only eight minutes in on this 20 minutes bullshit. Says they took her off lamictal because it "just wasn't working" for her. That's what happens when you take meds for things you don't have, bitch. You're not bipolar. Claims they said to just go with zoloft for her "bipolar" and anxiety and see if that helps. Whatever. Everything is lies in the hamberverse.
Blah blah uninteresting stuff here. She has said for the second time to go watch the temu haul shit. Hurting for those views, huh.
MG,W shows up, wearing the 2X bambi shirt. Won't be long before that 2X won't fit, based on a look at her. She's also using the CUNTY mug some troll sent to the PO, assuming it wasn't Hamber herself.
Next day.
Instead of just using one of the fucking mirrors she has around the house, Hamber is using the camera as one to put on her makeup. Getting ready to go to the doctor, doesn't want to go. But she still has not...
WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY HAIR, BITCH.
MG,W gave her an orchid (that's she always has wanted) that MG,W will no doubt have to tend.
Said she lost one of the backings to her stupid earrings in the docs office, but she found it. She calls it "going out of your comfort zone, know what I'm sayin'?" and no, you fat bitch, it isn't out of our comfort zone to pick shit up off the floor.
Barnes & Noble - note the lack of an S on the end of that, Hamber. She buys her mother a card and a journal. Naturally. Bought herself some kind of slime fidget thing, because she's such a fidgeter, y'all`
Almost there. We can do this.
Got some mini Lego bullshit, Individual Disney figures. She wants Cruella. Whatever, skip.
Now on to virtue signaling about Temu and how it's cheap crap made by people who are basically slave labor. She's moralizing now about finding out a company's practices. But she's not going to speak on it so she doesn't run afoul of YT's TOS, and wtf are you talking about, bitch.
Where the fuck do you think all those Torrid tents are made? Or the earrings from Wommart? It's the same shit you buy endlessly on Amazon. But go ahead. See what you can buy that's made in the US. Or doesn't have pieces of their products made in Malaysia or Cambodia or Thailand or India or or or. Good luck with your "research" and devotion to this newfound virtue of yours. It will probably last as long as your Optavia era, such as it was.
The end, finally. Except
WASH THAT GODDAMNED GREASY, NASTY HAIR, YOU UTTER PIG!
Thank you.
TL;DW/R: Talks about therapy (lulz), whines as usual about not getting sleep, tells us she got the TEMU box "today", while in the unpacking of that cheap, tacky shit, she said it came two weeks ago, so this is two weeks old at a minimum - which would put her at therapy (lulz) session 11 at least, but she says this is number nine. Goes to the doctor, to Barnes & Noble, buys shit for her sainted mom which happens to be the same shit she buys for herself, virtue signals about Temu BAD for offering cheap tacky shit made by slave labor.
Under the Hood has been collecting Hamber's IG posts, and made a short video about how she's contradicted herself about the supposed molestation she went through. He's putting all those pieces together.
This is a reply she made to someone saying they were also molested and were unable to remember things at first but did later.
Wasn't she in foster care from 12-18? Didn't she say she was diddled by dear old dad's friends? UTH says there's at least one other version of this shit she's claimed, and it makes me want to puke to even think for a split second that she's lying about this shit, but since she is who she is, I am. Fucking cunt.