🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Soooooo how often is Amber not making it to the can?
Jade is her fucking home health aide Amber eats so much fat there is no way she isnt having greasy 1950's type runs..
And we ALL know she is NOT ever wiping her ass so did she shit the couch and then just kept the couch that she shat all over it?
She is fucking vile.
 
Xenomorph said:
Soooooo how often is Amber not making it to the can?
Jade is her fucking home health aide Amber eats so much fat there is no way she isnt having greasy 1950's type runs..
And we ALL know she is NOT ever wiping her ass so did she shit the couch and then just kept the couch that she shat all over it?
She is fucking vile.
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Didn't the couch (or some other living room furniture) have pee pads on top of it at one point, too? Like Gaycare era? She also has been filmed buying urine remover that included human use. There's no way her apartment is not covered in her piss and shit in some way.
 
Damn, Amberlynn almost ended up like Ferndock. Thank God for Wipey.
 

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marjoram said:
Yeeeeah, shit don't work this way. FatAl making up story times again.

Putting all my money on this being another LAH.

Thanks FatAl, is WAS a pretty funny story though...
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which part doesn't work that way? people lose bladder function when choking so I can see her shitting everywhere too lol

I'm of the exaggerating the "full blockage" side tho
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Didn't the couch (or some other living room furniture) have pee pads on top of it at one point, too? Like Gaycare era? She also has been filmed buying urine remover that included human use. There's no way her apartment is not covered in her piss and shit in some way.
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The mattress on the foor had like towels on it when she freebled all over the fucking place the whole 2019 while she didnt bathe.
So fucking vile, I wonder if people at the Henry would like to know that a 600 pound baby humpback whale is shitting and vomiting right on the floor.. fucking hell.
 
Lidl Drip said:
TLDW of her recent video: Amberlynn almost choked to death on a big bite of food and Feline heroically saved her life. Pretty funny tbh.
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Pretty funny?!?
That shit was hilarious. Best thing I've ever heard in one of her "vlogs".

This massively obese grizzly was having people over (let's just play with the thought of that being true), ordered a whole ass seafood boil for herself, started to scuffle it down like she had never seen food before, shoved a whole ass potato in her mouth, got that mother fucker stuck in her air pipe, started to punch Jade with her 200 lbs arm, then shat herself. All while Jade is beating the beast over the back till the poor potato goes flying across the room and Amberlynn pukes on the table.

I love it! :feels:
 
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VirginMary said:
Pretty funny?!?
That shit was hilarious. Best thing I've ever heard in one of her "vlogs".

This massively obese grizzly was having people over (let's just play with the thought of that being true), ordered a whole ass seafood boil for herself, started to scuffle it down like she had never seen food before, shoved a whole ass potato in her mouth, got that mother fucker stuck in her air pipe, started punch Jade with her 200 lbs arm, then shat herself. All while Jade is beating the beast over the back till the poor potato goes flying across the room and Amberlynn pukes on the table.

I love it! :feels:
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Well it would be a lot funnier if she had filmed it, so I am listening to this with the disappointment of knowing I will never see it happen. :(
 
Correct me if I am wrong on any of my points but :
Amber has now conclusively proven that she lied about her little brother choking and screaming thing. And he lifesaver choking molment.
Amber has now proven she's lying about following her dieticians advice, and/or having eaten during said visit by "friends" as it is a rather high fiber diet that the dietician recommended, and, unless she did eat something before the deadly potato, she wouldn't really have had anything in her stomach to vacate? I mean, from she went to bed till 7pm that night with no food?
Really goes to show, just give a liar enough rope and they end up hanging themselves.
 
Pretty much that but i don't believe "friends" were there. Eric and Ricky have been gone for nearly 2 years now.

I am also kinda skeptical of her story just because it follows classic narc recovery traits so let me explain;

Party A (Destiny) - says statement that threatens the narcs survival aka Youtube and they have no way of countering. it came after the Norma leaks which also backs up Casey's claims and Destiny's account confirms stuff we know anyway.
Amber panics, she tries to gaslight her audience but they don't believe it and she tries to say she is not that.

Now the narc can only see through their own world view and Amber has this delusion that people want her safe. She uses the narc defence of harm almost befell me and it proves I too am human. The bowel thing was there for good measure to just humiliate herself.

I too am cynical because once again it's just clickbait again. The bitch clickbaits so much that people just doubt everything and tbh I think even just detractors are just getting bored of thefat women. People don't want to go back to Amber because she is so fucking dull.

I don't know why she said this tbh because it does not take away from Dusty's claims but also it fucks over her because it denies the WLS saga. We all knew here but she did it to herself.
 
sentfrommyiphone said:
which part doesn't work that way? people lose bladder function when choking so I can see her shitting everywhere too lol

I'm of the exaggerating the "full blockage" side tho
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Ah. Pardon. I shouldn't have used the word "shit" there. I totally believe it is possible she shat herself; hell; I believe it's possible FatAl shits herself every damn day.

The part that I meant "doesn't work that way" is the dislodging of the Blessed Potato. Jade pounding her on the back isn't gonna do a damn thing. Jade throwing her over a straight backed chair and JUMPING on FatAl's back may have done something but naw, no giant toddler burping would work.
 
I am still amazed by the news (thanks Destiny!) that Amber didn't shower for a whole summer when there was a working bathroom right there. Just imagine, she had her period and everything and still did not shower.

Amber had friends over? Doubt. Amber doesn't have friends, they must have been some of Jade's people. Also since when is Amber too shy to eat in front of people? She made feeder porn for the internet for ages plus she quit Optavia to go to a barbecue with everyone else a few years ago.

Edit - Remember back a few years when folks thought Amber farted and she went to quite a lot of trouble to deny it and blame Twinkie? Is this the same woman who just told us she pooped her pants?
Here's a lil' video that has a clip of Amber talking about "fartgate"
NFG Katie

AmberLynn Reid-#FartGate & Obese to Beast​


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Here's information about me that no one asked for or needed - I once choked on a bite of blueberry waffle.
I was alone in the house when it happened.
It was scary, I had no air, my vision was starting to grey out at the edges.
I ended up slamming myself onto the back of a chair, abdomen first. After a couple times, I could breathe again! Joy! Had a sore throat after.
At no time did I poop. Not even a little pee. Nothing.
Didn't throw up either.
I was obviously not as traumatized as Amber.
 
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