🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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OK. Someone sent me this from reddit, where someone posted an image from a FB group. I had to go verify it myself, because - well, you know, it's reddit and FB.

Much to my shock and surprise, it was not photoshopped or otherwise altered. It's a screengrab from PissyLynn throwing a fit over tasty pastry in her "don't send me food, assholes" video. This is my own screengrab from that video.

Look at the tip of that arrow.


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Hamber is a fat fucking liar.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
OK. Someone sent me this from reddit, where someone posted an image from a FB group. I had to go verify it myself, because - well, you know, it's reddit and FB.

Much to my shock and surprise, it was not photoshopped or otherwise altered. It's a screengrab from PissyLynn throwing a fit over tasty pastry in her "don't send me food, assholes" video. This is my own screengrab from that video.

Look at the tip of that arrow.


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The shrinkwrap clearly broke in such a manner that it looks like it was meant to be able to fit right back in place without anyone noticing that there also appears to be a chunk missing.
 
the weeknd warrior said:
The shrinkwrap clearly broke in such a manner that it looks like it was meant to be able to fit right back in place without anyone noticing that there also appears to be a chunk missing.
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You can't blame her for eating it, she never would've if they hadn't sent it! Remember, in Hamber's warped mind, nothing is her fault.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
OK. Someone sent me this from reddit, where someone posted an image from a FB group. I had to go verify it myself, because - well, you know, it's reddit and FB.

Much to my shock and surprise, it was not photoshopped or otherwise altered. It's a screengrab from PissyLynn throwing a fit over tasty pastry in her "don't send me food, assholes" video. This is my own screengrab from that video.

Look at the tip of that arrow.


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Hamber is a fat fucking liar.
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This is such a fat person move, having a little bit before trashing it because you can't waste the whole thing. Reminds me of Chris and the cake for the "Cake Farts" video. Chris had eaten all decorative candies ontop as well as having a slice before wasting the rest with his ass.

Cake Gate is the grift that keeps on giving.
 
Grats another welfare baby is coming. So which out of the all the cucks and cuckeetes shes shacked up since leaing Dusty is the proud "Father"/sperm donor. We all know Dana loves to creep. I'd be calling Maury unless the baby is smarter than Dana and yeets itself out of the fridgedome.
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I always assumed she ate it anyway, she is a fat lying bitch after all.
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Yeah. For anyone who believe that Amber has thrown away those cakes, or any food whatsoever, I have a bridge to sell. It is not in Amber's DNA to throw food away, except perhaps for fruits and vegetables. It was all to create drama, but it blew up in her face.
 

Xenomorph said:
Grats another welfare baby is coming. So which out of the all the cucks and cuckeetes shes shacked up since leaing Dusty is the proud "Father"/sperm donor. We all know Dana loves to creep. I'd be calling Maury unless the baby is smarter than Dana and yeets itself out of the fridgedome.
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What, were we short on backwoods hick babies or something? JFC
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
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Further proof Hamber has zero impulse control and demands immediate fatisfaction. ( Fatisfaction is not a typo.) She couldn't even wait long enough to film a vlog rage about how dare they send cake without eating the damn cake. I mean, we all knew she ate all that shit. She does throw away food like crazy, all that freezer food that went bad because the freezer mysteriously unplugged itself, all the "hulthy" foods, low cal ice cream. Pretty much any food that she has to cook herself or isn't junky enough gets tossed in the bin. That cake was never going anywhere but her piehole.
Xenomorph said:
Grats another welfare baby is coming. So which out of the all the cucks and cuckeetes shes shacked up since leaing Dusty is the proud "Father"/sperm donor. We all know Dana loves to creep. I'd be calling Maury unless the baby is smarter than Dana and yeets itself out of the fridgedome.
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Pretty sure this is a sign of the end of days and the coming of the Antichrist.
 
Remember back in the day when Amber was buying stuff on Amazon and opening a package every video?
Now she has to have people send her free stuff for her to open.
Inflation plus lack of interest in her content seems to be causing a change.
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Xenomorph said:
Grats another welfare baby is coming. So which out of the all the cucks and cuckeetes shes shacked up since leaing Dusty is the proud "Father"/sperm donor. We all know Dana loves to creep. I'd be calling Maury unless the baby is smarter than Dana and yeets itself out of the fridgedome.
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Oh for FUCK SAKES! Amber already lays it on thick around mother's day due to her tRaUmAtIc ChIlDhOoD, and has been crying about her baby-box being yeeted. And now Amber's true love's ex is having a mini-goblin? OMFG Amber will be INSUFFERABLE (well, even more than usual). Get ready for Amber to ghost for a few days (like she did today), and to come back so greasy and grimy that she'll look like she worked a shift in an autoshop. All puffy and crying about going through stuff she doesn't want to talk about. No way will Ambo let an excuse to wallow in self-pity for sympathy clicks go to waste.

I sense the UberEats and DoorDash apps getting reinstalled on her phone.
 
Is Dana still with that negro? I couldn't determine if it was a heboon or a sheboon. I guess now we know.
 
OK, someone at reddit slowed down Hamber's fat fingered mauling of the cake. It appears the piece that looks like it's missing is not actually missing: it's just her shitty lighting and her beetus paw handling of the tin.

Since I'm not a narcissistic pathological lying bitch like Hamber, and understand that owning up to one's mistakes is a sign of strength and not weakness, I'll say sorry about that. Hamber didn't eat the cake before filming.

But she totally ate that fucker afterward.
 
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Her cheeks are morphing into her shelf-ass.
They don't look soft, just like rock hard packed fat.


- Twinkie was Destiny's God mom's dog. Twinkie was always fat. Destiny let Amberlynn have Twinkie because the dog liked Amberlynn better.
- They made $850 each at the assisted living facility, rent was $1000, they didn't have a lot of money but made it work and Amberlynn managed their finances well.
- Denstiny gained weight slowly over the years due to being put on birth control in high school because of sever cramps during her period.
- Says she is not a feeder.
- Amberlynn had a bad attitude in general if she didn't get her way.
- Amberlynn starts weight watchers and they start hanging out with Libby, their roommate's sister.
- Destiny had acid re-flux problems, the ER told her it's because she ate takeout so much.
- Destiny has a line with less pigmentation around her body after being put in a hot bath as a toddler.
- They start going to Walmart a lot for no real reason, Destiny would use the scooter because Amberlynn was embarrassed using one by herself.
- Amberlynn had a vegan phase, in the end she only ate Fritos and Oreos because they are vegan.
- Tornado hit their apartment, there was a flooding of it.
- They went on vacation with Destiny's mom.
- They met a friend named Nick at a Chinese restaurant.
- They started to plan their move to Kentucky because Destiny wanted to live there, closer to her mom. At this point Amberlynn had 2000 subscribers.
- Their boss got a letter from a subscriber that they were vlogging at the assisted living facility, their boss just laughed about it.
- Around April 2016 Amberlynn starts mentioning mukbangs.
- Amberlynn only had two bras.
- Amberlynn did at some point go to collage, she had student loans and her wages were garnished for those.
- Destiny goes to the gynecologist for the first time.
- Destiny doesn't know anything else about the Casy/Cassidy situation than what Amberlynn has told on her YouTube.
- Amberlynn talked about how she wanted to be proposed to but Destiny didn't have plans to propose since they were fighting so much.
- Drama with Amberlynn's aunt, the aunt blocked Amberlynn because she wasn't sticking to any diets and self-destructing.
- Amberlynn starts making her famous stews, Destiny didn't try them.
- Destiny's old car didn't have cruise control so her foot got really tierd from having to press down the gas pedal when they moved to Kentucky.
- They tried a weight loss program, Amberlynn had her doubts about it though because she didn't think there would be enough calories.
- They stay at Destiny's moms, Amberlynn didn't shower the whole time they were there because she didn't like how the showers were built. She washed with a cloth and Destiny helped her with her hair over the shower (but Amberlynn wouldn't get in to it).
- Amberlynn was starting to become a hypochondriac and wanting to go the hospital a lot.
- They started planning Destiny's birthday.
- Amberlynn started to argue a lot with Destiny's mom because she wants everything her way, she was disrespectful towards Destiny's mom.
- June 2016 Amberlynn has 5000 subscribers, Destiny never watched her videos then or later, she watched compilation to remember the timeline.
- Amberlynn is 480 lbs in the summer of 2016.
- Amberlynn lied when she said they took the cats to the vet, during their whole time together they didn't go to the vet.
- Amberlynn didn't want to get a real job, she wanted to YouTube.
- The reason we see Amberlynn vlogging a lot alone in the car is because she would leave Destiny at the checkout in Walmart with all the stuff and go sit in the car.
 
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