🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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her claiming she got tons of compliments was a complete and total cope because she knows everyone said its ratty and it got to her.
Two things Amber will never ever ignore is if someone said she stinks and her hair is ugly.
She gets BIG mad and in one week she Dusty said she stunk and everyone called her hair nasty lmao
 
The best part of the cakegate conclusion is that some French retard was all up in her comments calling everyone bullies and telling Amber she's lovely then gets all surprised pikachu face when Amber is a massive cunt.

Personally I think haydur nation is the one owed an apology here.

Hamber is a terrible person and I'm glad her womb rotted
 
One learns pretty early in life that if the crowd has their torches and pitchforks out for a person, it's best to look around and ask a few questions before defending them.
 
Remember when Amber quit doing Q&As on her hi.im.bambi tiktok or whatever? She's back.
She can’t help herself being the centre of attention. YT is still a huge ego-trip.

I am becoming more and more convinced that the whole WLS “journey” is rubbish. Her PTSD has been diagnosed and cured at an incredible speed. We do not hear anything from the dietician and she still eats like before and is not even trying to lose some weight before surgery.
 
How I think the whole "hallucination" thing came to be.

SCENE: MG,W and Hamber are sitting in the living room, watching TV, scrolling on their devices, and Hamber also has her laptop open, multitasking like a dingus dumbass boss, listening to H3 through the ever-present air pod while occasionally looking up to the TV and screeching at MG,W about something that happens. Something prompts MG,W to tell Hamber about the time she had sleep paralysis and it was so bad she "passed out". Hamber, ever stupid, doesn't ask if "passing out" while you're asleep just means you're still asleep.

Instead, she has to tell MG,W about her OWN sleep paralysis, which involves spiders or some bullshit, but ALSO, because she is a dainty princess and this dates back to Hamber at 4, involves a green purse. Because material shit is all she cares about and green is her favorite color. Then, since Hamber has to one up everyone*, she starts blathering about hallucinations further, saying she sees them when she wakes up! At least once a month! She even throws in a completely fabricated anecdote about seeing a spider on the ceiling after awakening in some cool, dark middle of the night, and she "jumped" out of bed screaming. While Hamber doesn't say her name, she claims Krystle woke up and was concerned, asking her WTF. Don't you see that spider? Of course not, Krystle says, and Hamber allegedly says, oh, I must have been hallucinating, and they go back to sleep.

There are many reasons to doubt this story beyond it being told by a narcissistic pathological liar: this is the first time she has ever told this story to anyone, as far as I'm able to tell, no one would say they were having "hallucinations" like that, they would just say they were seeing things, and there is no way in hell Hamber would "jump" out of bed.

By the way, Hamber, if you want to seem smarter than you actually are (which you do), seeing shit when waking up from a dreamlike state is called hypnopompic hallucination. This is not the same thing as the more psychiatric "hallucinations" that are generally used to describe as being part of things like schizophrenia. It's just a way of describing something - an image ("hallucination") - when that something is seen at a particular time - hypno = sleep, pompe = send away - i.e., when on is moving between sleep and waking ("sending away" sleep/dreams) and the brain is carrying imagery from that state. They're not uncommon, and it doesn't make you corky even if you were telling the truth (you are not).

FYI, the opposite, seeing things when falling asleep, is hypnagogic: hypno = sleep, agogos = lead, i.e., leading from waking to sleeping. Again, no corkiness to be found.

Why yes, at one time I studied linguistics, and even thought I might work in the field. Then I realized that was stupid unless I wanted to be poor. But it's handy to know shit like this.

* The only time I recall Hamber not even trying to one up someone on a major story is when Becky was telling Hamber how she almost drowned. Hamber remarked how terrible that was, but at least Becky was alive, and that Hamber had "never almost not drown-ded", The reason it wouldn't be believable is because no one would ever believe Hamber was in a pool.
 
There are many reasons to doubt this story beyond it being told by a narcissistic pathological liar: this is the first time she has ever told this story to anyone, as far as I'm able to tell, no one would say they were having "hallucinations" like that, they would just say they were seeing things, and there is no way in hell Hamber would "jump" out of bed.
All of this, and also: the ambiguity of sleep and wakefulness, and a tendency to mistake one for the other, can be further heightened in people who are partially waking on a frequent basis throughout the night... e.g., people who have untreated sleep apnea, that sort of thing.

If she's constantly rousing from shallow sleep, that only increases the chances that she's "waking up" when in fact she's actually still effectively asleep and dreaming.
 
* The only time I recall Hamber not even trying to one up someone on a major story is when Becky was telling Hamber how she almost drowned. Hamber remarked how terrible that was, but at least Becky was alive, and that Hamber had "never almost not drown-ded",
That was totally a one up. Only a chinless, ignorant hick could ever almost drownded. Sophisticated city gorls like Amber could never almost drownded. In fact, she was the state champion of never almost drownded. Captain of the Never Almost Drownded Team, she was.
 
Any stories that Amber, aka Pookie, tells us now are most likely fabricated or exaggerated. The story of going to S.P.A.C.E. as a foster child and being asked to participate became that of a dancer and choreographer extraordinaire wooing the world over.

For almost all of us, even if we have interesting careers and fulfilling families, most of the time, we have boring lives dealing with all our responsibilities. I cannot see a nearly housebound morbidly obese individual having a life so full of adventures that celebrities and jet setters are dazzled by it. She is not vlogging her life because there is nothing to vlog, sitting for hours eating, and watching videos on her devices.
 
I sifted through Hamber's IG Q&A to find the most notable questions and responses. Notable may be too generous of a word in this instance.

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Disgusting cow crossover
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Wipey is a Kentucky local btw
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This one was extra retarded
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This is the same person who always had the camera shoved in Dusty's face and filmed her on the toilet.
 
LOL
She doesn't "love" her supporters, if indeed she has any. She loves attention and is afraid of being forgotten.

FailureLynn was getting a lot of heat from comments over the cake tantrum, and now Destiny telling a truth here and there... which honestly I believe Amber contacted Destiny and asked her to do so they could both get youtube coin.

Considering what a nice apartment costs per month and what the Social Blade has been showing I expect more desperate behavior, especially with the cost of food still rising.

Could Amber be wanting a diagnosis of something mental so she can get SSI if/when youtube stops being a good income source? It might explain her talking of hallucinations.
 
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She doesn't "love" her supporters, if indeed she has any. She loves attention and is afraid of being forgotten.
Yep. She usually love her supporters when she feels cornered. As soon as she is in the clear, she'll act like her disdainful self.

FailureLynn was getting a lot of heat from comments over the cake tantrum, and now Destiny telling a truth here and there... which honestly I believe Amber contacted Destiny and asked her to do so they could both get youtube coin.
While it is always possible, but Amber is no evil genius being able to concoct such a plan. Amber is so selfish that she could not accept that Destiny would make any money from her. Amber did not share her income with Becky in the last month of her relationship. It also does not fit her narrative that she was a victim in this relationship.

Considering what a nice apartment costs per month and what the Social Blade has been showing I expect more desperate behavior, especially with the cost of food still rising.
Her views have been slowly going down, thus her income. She is click-bating like crazy and trying to bring up drama to no avail. She is even pissing off the French, her only supporters. I hope she does her taxes herself.

Could Amber be wanting a diagnosis of something mental so she can get SSI if/when youtube stops being a good income source? It might explain her talking of hallucinations.
There is no doubt that she will go on benefit if/when YT money disssapear. Working is so beneath her. She is the equivalent of Paul Mason, UK's greatest moocher.
 
Amber is coping because she cannot control the narrative for Dusty. Dusty is now in some form of control that is out of Hamhocks grasp and she is pissed off it's hilarious because Amber made money off of Dusty's personal time (bathroom, dressing room, shower scenes) and her Family and she is acting like she never included Dusty's personal life at all which is not true.
Dusty did not use Amber, in fact she was entitled to half of that money as she was in her vlogs daily.
Amber is just rage bouncing on her strained as fuck couch jiggling her newfound "hernia" because fat cunt cannot wear pants anymore that were holding her gunt up like a truss.
Its hilarious to know she (Amber) doesnt know what Dusty will say about her next and I am here for it.
 
Why the fuck is Black Becky writing all the answers?
The HAES grievance politics language she's been introduced to via Black Becky's own systemic oppression is also just as insufferable. You replace "skinny people too" with "white privilege" and "fatphobia" with "racism", you'll get exactly how she's justifying dismissing everything as her being a victim of something. Jade has a lot to lose if those shillings aren't coming in so I wouldn't be surprised if this is all her branding idea, it's how TikTokers try to get their own Dylan Mulvaney breakout.
 
I want to see her true views without the click-bait because the bitch has been non-stop lately. From what creators were saying there was a massive dip in advertising pay lately and their CPM dropped. I had her old CPM at around about £3k but to know it's lower than that is crazy. I would not be surprised at near the end of the year that if her views dip so much then she will just disappear. Another new enemy for Amber and I have already noticed she is being careful is food and obesity triggering the bot to delist her video. Basically what it does is take it out of searches and marks it as adult but doing this would cripple her in searching like with Chantal. I feel the old commentary people are done with Amber and the cow is dead, their videos did not get the views they expected.

I can barely watch reaction content on her anymore and even Alex is Shook is considering dropping her, in his lives his audience legit revolts if he suggests it. ZM's views too have tanked which makes me think Amber is in the beginning of her decline phase of cowdom. It's all negative now baby, Amber is only as good as the people keeping tabs on her and that is literally no one at this point. Gorlworld Ireland is great but even he is like wow at this bitch.
 
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