🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Her hair's shadow looks like a freaking arcuate caricature of her.
 
blubberlubber said:
We're reaching levels of delusion bigger than her gravitational pull.
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You mean we're reaching levels of performative attention whoring minstrel showing bigger than her event horizon and accretion disk combined.

Delusion is a whole other animal. This bitch needs a good ignorin'.
 
Dr LynnMedicineWoman: I know what's wrong with me
Also Dr LynnMedicineWoman: What's a hernia???

Fuck me she really is as thick as pigshit and SOMEHOW gets more and more arrogant and insufferable with every video. At least she's succeeding at something I suppose.
 
Plot Summary with (minimal) Commentary. Okay, I'm gonna give this shitty filler content one more try before I give up and just look at her vlogs... which are also just shitty filler content - you know what I mean!

Oh, what's this? Amber's NOT "being interviewed by you", she's clickbaiting medical problems! Oh, this changes EVERYTHING!! MAXIMUM WARP!! ENGAGE!!

Amazon package opening! Book: Soul Therapy. It's a guided journal. [SKIP]

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[BEFORE]

Amber shows us that same 'before' image of her messy living room.

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[AFTER]

Amber shows the living room with the new coffee table, new area rug, and some of the tacky decor that she bought in her last few 'hurple around the shops with me' vlogs.

Amber grew up with a hard life, but she made it! Yeah, by mooching off of others: first Casey, then Krystle, then Destiny, then adsense from shock/pity views and dishonest content while being cared for like a child by Becky and Jade.

Amber grew up with mold and cockroaches, and now everything is different! Sorry, but I remember a year ago the mold or mildew that was appearing around the vents on your ceiling. And just because everything you own has a gray on gray on gray scheme, doesn't mean you can't have bugs. Especially considering you needed to create a tracker to train yourself to clean for 5 MINUTES per day.

JUMP CUT!! Image of Jade's peeling tattoo. LOL at Jade sucking in her gut during this shot! EEEWWW Amber, don't fucking RUB her healing tattoo with your dirty hands! JFC what is wrong with you?!

Placard:
[4 days later]

Seems like Amber only vlogs on therapy dates, but it's TOTALLY a coincidence.

Amber is smart and pays attention to her body (which is why she maintains 500+ lbs). Her stomach has a bulge when she lays fat, which has been getting bigger. Amber had a test done and she totally has a hernia (Amber sounds overjoyed at this revelation). Amber doesn't know if they will operate on it during her WLS. As the WLS isn't gonna happen, I'm going to guess 'NO'.

When Amber was a massively fat 5 1/2 - 6 year old, and her little brother was a scrawny 4 - 4 1/2 year old, she made him haul her fat ass around all the time in a wagon (and she would never reciprocate). It eventually gave him a hernia. Amber thinks this is her karma.

HAES is totally not a thing, and Amber doesn't understand why people think she 'glorifies' obesity. You deny the full extent of your medical situation-type-deal, and you use your size and failing of diets for monetary gain. That's close enough to 'glorification' in my book. And if you don't believe in HAES, why did you select a HAES Outpatient Facility last year?

JUMP CUT!! Amber's crying over her hernia - she's prepping for her therapy appointment. Uh, I mean, Jade just told her what a hernia was because Amber didn't know. Of course, Amber is crying for herself, and not because she caused her brother to endure this AS A 4 YEAR OLD.

Revelation: "Food does this!" FUCK OFF AMBER! You've made crying revelations several times on camera before, and nothing changed. As it is, you're doing nothing to restrict the 3500+ calories you eat everyday to maintain over 500lbs - despite claiming you want WLS and to lose weight.

JUMP CUT!!! THERAPY HALF COMPLETED! Achievement Unlocked.

Soo deep. Soo real. It's so much different now than it was at the first appointment. Amber claims she's ready to stop counting sessions and start to 'heal' (which is why she's still counting the sessions).

Oh noes! More homework! More 'stuck points' work sheets (which she says are negative thoughts that prevent positive outcomes). Amber has to also write a paper on a traumatic incident - and is shocked that people on average write OVER 8 PAGES to describe it! What is Writerlynn gonna do?!

Amber reads her 'stuck points' to us - many of which seem to be projections on her part.

Amber's going to write about the time she saved her baby brother's life when the cord from the blinds was around his neck. Why don't you write about when Casey 'raped' you? Or about your shoe PTSD from your twisted ankle? Duper's delight smirks during this section.

This is more work than Amber's EVER done in therapy, and she's choosing to do it because it's the only option for her (to possibly get approved for WLS).

TL;DR: Amber was diagnosed with some type of abdominal hernia, but doesn't know if it's going to be operated on during her WLS. Amber fakes a revelation that "food does this". Amberlynn reads off her 'stuck points' from therapy (which mostly sound like projections of her own behaviours towards others). Amber needs to write about a traumatic event, and she's choosing to write the story about how she saved her baby brother from being strangled by the cord from the blinds. Amber was a selfish little fat fucker, who gave her little brother a hernia by making him haul her fat ass around in a wagon all the time.

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I'm still laughing at how Amber goes on and on about all of her PTSD-inducing incidents, then acts surprised that people who have traumatic events in their past can write several pages of details describing the event. X to doubt on PTSD, as opposed to just wallowing in self-pity and twisted fantasies.
 
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The last part of the video happens after her ‘therapy session’ but when she was Amberpointing at the blind cords, I noticed the clock read 0845. That’s some early appointment.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Otherwise stem salt car red stool FUCK jacket door apple!
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POETRY!

What I'm getting from this latest video that Lil' Fat Amber once bullied a 4 year old into playing the way SHE wanted until he had an actual serious physical injury.
Nice one, EmpathyLynn.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Also Dr LynnMedicineWoman: What's a hernia???
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In simple terms, hernias are lumps caused when a weakening of the muscle walls occur and fatty tissue squeezes through the connective tissue.

Color me shocked. The fat has to go somewhere you obese bitch. You have so much of it that it's literally starting to tear your body apart.

"Skinny people get hernias, too!" Sure they do, but usually from overstraining and tearing a muscle, not from being so fucking fat that the fat has nowhere else to go and is trying to break free and form a second non-sentient life form.

Cry me a river, lardass.
 
Seeing Amber opening all those gifts almost made me feel nostalgically naive. Akin to Destiny's "Christmas in July" where she opened her gifts early or the Christmas at the Gaycare with Becky. The smile of Amber and giddy joy bringing up her bad poetry engraved on a cutting board and trolls getting her to bring up lesbian related bathroom humor with the "Dill-Doh."

Alas, experienced Ambersphere astronauts know molments like that don't last. Amber will instantly flip you into shaking your head at the nonsense she comes up with. Welcome back to Groundhog day, where the only thing that changes are what diagnosises or ailments Amberlynn is claiming to have. ALR is going to get cellulitis again at the rate she's gaining and rotting in that apartment with Jade, though.

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I am questioning the reason why Amber is seeing this therapist. At first, it seems to be to deal with her relationship with food, which would make sense if someone is planning to have WLS. Now, it seems to be all bout PTSD. She has done half her sessions, but no talk about food issues. So, what is the point of those sessions unless she needs to reach the magic number of 12 to get surgery?

Amber is going to write about when she saved her brother's life. How could this be related to PTSD? The other question is that I recall a discussion stating that she was in foster care when it happened.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I am questioning the reason why Amber is seeing this therapist. At first, it seems to be to deal with her relationship with food, which would make sense if someone is planning to have WLS. Now, it seems to be all bout PTSD. She has done half her sessions, but no talk about food issues. So, what is the point of those sessions unless she needs to reach the magic number of 12 to get surgery?

Amber is going to write about when she saved her brother's life. How could this be related to PTSD? The other question is that I recall a discussion stating that she was in foster care when it happened.
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I believe she has also said he was adopted immediately after birth and wasn't allowed to go home at all. But she never lies. Guise.
 
Do you guys believe the whole choking brother story?

Maybe it's cold hearted but I get the impression that this sounds like a story a kid would embellish to punish neglectful parents. Their parents are knocked out on whatever cocktail they're on, daughter is frustrated by the lack of attention, sees her little brother fucking with the pulley for the blinds and out of frustration pulls the brother away and then says "they were choking while you were neglecting us!". Then retelling the story over and over she begins to believe it because it both justifies resentment to her parents and presents herself a hero for "saving his life" as she likes to constantly remind everyone of.
 
Never believe anything she says when she's painting herself as a hero.

Hernia trAuUma incoming. We'll get to hear this shit for the next two months.

Oh my God ''I knew something wasn't right''. Every single fucking time she claims she KNEW. Shut up you massive, grotesque tramp. You also weren't a ''chunky'' sister, you were an morbidly obese brat.

Cry more Piggy. Food didn't do a bloody thing. You did.
It's a hernia, stop acting like it's stage four cancer with all these crocodile tears.

I can't finish this shit. This whole therapist saga is just horrific. The only saving grace here is the slow death of her awful channel. Honestly, is her ''therapist'' just a random nob pretending to help her ''heal'' for the payment (and because it's easier than working as a real one)? Because she's making this therapist sound like a complete retard.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I am questioning the reason why Amber is seeing this therapist.
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I don't believe she is. All of her therapy stories sound like a mash up of googling what therapy is like and anecdotes from reddit. Food issues? Nah, that's greedy piggy problems. Not many sympathy points to be had. Childhood abuse victim ✨suffering✨ from PTSD? Maximum strength criticism shield PLUS internet asspats.
 
Remember when her bellybutton was bleeding because she wasn't showering or even trying to clean herself and she cried because she was so soooooper scared it was a hernia? She went to two different ERs because she was so sure it was a hernia. Then a few years later claimed it was never infected she just didn't shower? ;)

That's the karma, not her imaginary wagon story.

Edit: she knows what a hernia is. What a cunt.
 
Bilibin said:
Do you guys believe the whole choking brother story?

Maybe it's cold hearted but I get the impression that this sounds like a story a kid would embellish to punish neglectful parents. Their parents are knocked out on whatever cocktail they're on, daughter is frustrated by the lack of attention, sees her little brother fucking with the pulley for the blinds and out of frustration pulls the brother away and then says "they were choking while you were neglecting us!". Then retelling the story over and over she begins to believe it because it both justifies resentment to her parents and presents herself a hero for "saving his life" as she likes to constantly remind everyone of.
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I think it's more of an embellishment. Likely a minor event where only a young child would think it's a life and death situation. A molment that was resolved with a few good coughs and then like you mentioned, used for points to justify herself later down the line.

Dramatization:
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