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Actually having to use DRS for in home care
* Getting denied by SSDI
* Denied by DRS
* Denied by DHS
* Bedbound
* Denied by Landstar/Maersk/Allied for paratransport
Can't wait.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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* Getting denied by SSDI
* Denied by DRS
* Denied by DHS
* Bedbound
* Denied by Landstar/Maersk/Allied for paratransport
Can't wait.
notfoodienotbeauty
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I'm totally here for the back on welfare and food stamps era.
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Narc brain(less) at work.
And yet for the D&C, where the doc "canceled several other peoples' surgeries" just so he could do the D&C because she's so goddamned special - i.e., the surgery just BEFORE the last one - she explicitly tells us that they said she stopped breathing during the procedure, so she "definitely" has sleep apnea, although she was not then, nor has she ever, been evaluated for it.
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If she were not so fucking stupid, I'd be impressed with her ability to be a pedant, but I know she's dumber than my old neighbor's retarded dog and it isn't something intentional. She just has that narc brain and whatever it is that allows them to accidentally be that way innately.
And yet for the D&C, where the doc "canceled several other peoples' surgeries" just so he could do the D&C because she's so goddamned special - i.e., the surgery just BEFORE the last one - she explicitly tells us that they said she stopped breathing during the procedure, so she "definitely" has sleep apnea, although she was not then, nor has she ever, been evaluated for it.
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If she were not so fucking stupid, I'd be impressed with her ability to be a pedant, but I know she's dumber than my old neighbor's retarded dog and it isn't something intentional. She just has that narc brain and whatever it is that allows them to accidentally be that way innately.
Mekahineyho
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“I gained weight” no one told you to eat non stop in bed. From what I remember this woman gained 30 lbs in a little over a month during this time.
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Apparently, it's IG Q&A night.
No, you histrionic fucking cow, the shoes and socks didn't make you fall,. and that IS NOT PTSD. You chose to be bedbound, you got pneumonia from that, you gained weight because you stuff your gaping maw with thousands upon thousands of calories EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. THAT is not the shoes or the socks' work. That's you being a gigantic fucking pig and a disgusting, lazy fatbody who never takes responsibility for anything in your life. I'll gatekeep all I want, bitch, on a pathologically lying narc like you. GFY.
No, you histrionic fucking cow, the shoes and socks didn't make you fall,. and that IS NOT PTSD. You chose to be bedbound, you got pneumonia from that, you gained weight because you stuff your gaping maw with thousands upon thousands of calories EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. THAT is not the shoes or the socks' work. That's you being a gigantic fucking pig and a disgusting, lazy fatbody who never takes responsibility for anything in your life. I'll gatekeep all I want, bitch, on a pathologically lying narc like you. GFY.
notfoodienotbeauty
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How come she doesn't have ptsd from those $5 Walmart shoes? I would think the "wrong shoes" that caused me to use a disability scooter hundreds of times would be more traumatic than the sneakers I tripped in once, or the hundreds of extra pounds that causes me to waddle like an actual penguin because I'm so deformed, but maybe that is just me.
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Wrong again, Hamber. The fact you're the size of a small planet is not, in and of itself, a disability. Bitch.
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lmao stfu amber your weak ass minded fat cunt, maybe if you had an actual life with more to do than google how many oppression points you have today youd see you tripping outside wasnt ptsd fuck off cunt you fell all the fucking time when you were with thumb and fell in th shower where it took an hour to have dusty get your ass up off the fucking bathroom floor. Eat a dick.
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Every time I get lulled into complacency with this bitch, she comes out with something like this. Amazing what a stumble and a SPRAIN turns into with this one.
Dangling ankles, torn ligaments and the extremely laughable loss of stamina. She can’t go near where she fell. You’d think she was talking about being a victim of a national news worthy mass casualty situation where she was not only injured but witnessed a gruesome death.
Mycoplasma pneumonia as a result of a sprain? Next time I do a face plant through happenstance or my own stupidity, I’ll be mindful of that one. And of course, the weight gain.
Amber, you whining brat, I will definitely invalidate, dismiss and gatekeep this idiocy. A 90 year old would handle a stumble such as your with more grace and dignity and a ton less whining.
Dangling ankles, torn ligaments and the extremely laughable loss of stamina. She can’t go near where she fell. You’d think she was talking about being a victim of a national news worthy mass casualty situation where she was not only injured but witnessed a gruesome death.
Mycoplasma pneumonia as a result of a sprain? Next time I do a face plant through happenstance or my own stupidity, I’ll be mindful of that one. And of course, the weight gain.
Amber, you whining brat, I will definitely invalidate, dismiss and gatekeep this idiocy. A 90 year old would handle a stumble such as your with more grace and dignity and a ton less whining.
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Ayygs and Layygs
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Okay, so this fat fuck tripped and fell but got right up and walked home. She then self diagnosed a torn ligament (she never had scans because again, fat) and used that as an excuse to lay in bed and order fast food while not moving. And now, because of the self diagnosed torn ligaments, she has PTSD.
Soldiers who were blown up overseas know nothing about trauma.
Soldiers who were blown up overseas know nothing about trauma.
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I know, she spent more time on Dana cheating and hinting possible Amber clickbait vids in the future. At least she kept one thing from our gorl
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She's so sure she's better than any of the Slaton's that she knows she'll be even more successful after WLS than either of them. If she's pissed at anything regarding the Slaton's, it's about their real life (minor) celebrity status and the fact they got their surgeries for free. Plus both sisters are still capable of birthing daughters, although a bit more complicated in Amy's case these days because of the tubal ligation.
She really doesn't need evaluating for sleep aponea. There no way that someone with a 90+ BMI doesn't have sleep aponea. You only have to look at the size of her neck.However, as long as she doesn't have a sleep study she can deny she has this predominantly obesity related disorder.
How dare you undersell her very real trauma. It wasn't just A self diagnosed torn ligament, it was MANY self diagnosed torn ligaments that gave her a dangleen foot. Then to add insult to injury, she was too heavy for crutches, too heavy for a knee scooter, and they don't make moonboots big enough to accommodate her ankle rolls. She may as well have stepped on a landmine and had her leg amputated. /sarcasm
Edit: Figured I’d better correct the autocorrect error before even more people decide to make posts pointing it out. I was going to just leave it for a laugh.
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blubberlubber
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I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life. Did this bitch really just say she gets PTSD from looking at a shoe? We're reaching levels of delusion bigger than her gravitational pull. This beluga probably ate up all the shit in the house while her parents shot up some dope and then swatted at the rats for their cheese and berries. I'd bet my left asscheek that any missing food bank volunteers got kirby'd by the big ham.
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I think the bitch is angling in on gaining again, Jade does not care and knows it's a fruitless effort.
Damn Amber, what a time. She cannot even get 50k without omega levels of clickbait. She expected the PTSD arc and uploading every day to cure it but the rot is too settled in now.
Damn Amber, what a time. She cannot even get 50k without omega levels of clickbait. She expected the PTSD arc and uploading every day to cure it but the rot is too settled in now.
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PTSD is the new Binge Monster 
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If she can claim PTSD from a damn shoe then I can claim the same for getting a charlie horse in the middle of the night
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Well,. let's be fair here: she's so much better than the majority of us.
It's like her "I was never, ever 600 ellbees, guise!" bullshit. The fact she stopped weighing herself and never saw it on the scale equals never being 600 pounds when quite clearly at the end of 2019 she was obviously over 600 pounds. I was actually thinking about this last night, and her whole "cancer" thing. I wonder if ballooning up that quickly caused something to reach a tipping point and her body started dangleen her lady bits in overdrive by then.
Muh traumuh! I wonder if she knows, without cheating, how many ligaments there are in the lower part of the human leg. Chopping off some extremities would help her lose some of that weight. Short of mining the common green there at The Henry, I guess we'll have to wait on the untreated, rampaging beetus to do that. Also, why did this previous fall not trigger her non-diagnosed PTSD?
Why didn't she toss out MG,W for being involved in that traumatic event? Oh, wait: chauffeur and wiping duties.
She isn't even cracking 50K views on videos from months ago.
Every empire faces an inevitable decline.
Dude, I had one Monday morning and that was some of the worst pain I've ever felt. Thought my calf was never going to unlock.
Edit: I'm scrolling through her videos, and wow, the drop has been truly precipitous for Hamber. Guess we should be looking out for mook-bongs on the horizon!
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I think she's at the 'That-retarded-thumb-had-the-audacity-to-break-up-with-ME' level of seething.
I guess she's already "forgotten" that her hysterectomy was performed using an epidural because it was unsafe for her to be put under a general (due to the sleep apnea concerns noted by the surgeon who performed her D&C - Kiwi Farms remembers). It must be due to the 'holes' in her memory caused by her 47/31 PTSD.
So being 'shook' = TRAUMA. So avoiding exercise because you're
Oooh, those are awful!
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