🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This fat fucking cunt.
“IM A WEIGHT LOSS CHANNEL!”
“How am I always wrong? Why meeeee? I’m trying to get HULTHY to SAVEEEEE MUH LYFE. How dare you see me grocery haul bullshit and think I would enjoy expensive food?!? FATPHOBIC!”
 
Let's be real, she's eating the stickers mailed to her as well. This will get her plenty of more pie and cake mailed to her dumb ass. Toward the end we get the details on why she uses waterproof mascara, because she cries so much (boo hoo). If she's crying so much wouldn't that fix her water weight issue?

A truly exceptional individual:
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She totally wasn't in the wrong but if she was it's because she was having a bad day so it's ok. She can condemn that well-meaning subscriber to eternal damnation but turn around and order from the company herself to demolish "donate" LMAO. Whuuut how is she wrong??

She knows in her enlarged fatty heart it was sent out of malice just like she knows in her enlarged fatty heart she's cancer free without ever checking up on it.
 
She makes me so mad. I don't even think the she actually believes the goodies were sent to her "in malice" as she likes to put it. She just spun that narrative to make herself seem like the victim.

"And now it's like this is my fault! I don't understand how I'm always wrong!" Wah wah cry more you gigantic planet sized baby. You've been thrilled to receive food in the mail before so get out of here with this "waaah this was sent to me by trolls and haydurs in malice!!" bullshit, you know perfectly well that the most likely scenario is that it was sent by a misguided but well-meaning subcriber.

This whole rant is fake, the original reaction was fake, it's all fake for drama and clicks. Fuck off.

Also, nobody is "sending so many messages" or "harassing" the company. Quit it with the lahs.

Also also, is this gonna be a trend now? She shows 30 seconds or less of footage of her outside the apartment to stick it to the haydurs, and nothing more? Yeah you showed us! We've totally been proven wrong, we no longer think that you struggled to take those 30 second clips and then went right back to riding around on a scooter. Idiot.
 
The retard dry-swallowed zoloft which I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to do because it can burn your esophagus.

From my understanding, her past therapist/psychologist used Cognitive Behavioural Therapy (CBT) as it teaches people to cope with their problems and anxieties without having to delve too deep into past trauma and PTSD molments.

I don't believe Hamber's current therapy where she "unpacks trauma" will help as she is too much of a narc to not see herself as the victim and nothing more. No one should encourage Hamber to dwell on her past because she is incapable of effective self-reflection. In her eyes, she'll always see herself as the helpless little tubby gorl who was force-fed skim milk.

I hope the therapy she is doing addresses her compulsive issues outside of weight. I'm talking about her manic spending, her need for instant gratification, and the smaller things like having the need to purchase things that are new and freshly sealed in plastic and being disgusted by library books. These smaller compulsions also play a big role in shaping her pea-brain.

BISHUIGE!
 
From her previous video, I forgot to ask:
Who the fuck says that they are excited to be put on medication like Zoloft?
I can't wait to eat popcorn when the spindly legs of her health buckle under her ample weight and the shitshow of a real health crisis happens again.
I don't wish ill, but bad thing happening to bad people because of their bad decisions is great fun to watch. I give her another year before something truly bad relating to her health happens.
 
Rasputin's Side Piece said:
This is what is so very soul-crushing to me. This horrorshow actually has FANS. These drawling, slow-witted, girls who actually LOOK UP to her, as though she is some sort of fucking role model.

Same with Chinny the Beast. People send her MONEY. It is so depressing to realize that there are that many people who are that stupid and who don't have something better for which to strive.

I have always abhorred the fact that "celebrities" insist on giving us their wise, considered opinions on everything, when they know nothing about the lives of us regular folk.

It's a travesty, I tell you.
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I like to lie to myself and believe that these are financially comfortable, highly successful people who are only giving her scraps to keep the shitshow going. You know, like going to a freakshow and throwing nickels on stage. I keep remembering that dude who managed to scrape together an extra $300 for the month, then spent it on Amber's shitty engagement rings because "she was going to use the money for outpatient therapy and she needed it more than I did". (You know, weeks after she quit outpatient without telling her audience and therefore didn't NEED the money for outpatient?)
Though deep down I know the truth.

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Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in less than 210 seconds! "diagnosed with ptsd, come to target with me, & contacting strawberry hill". Bitch just can't bring herself to apologize and then let it go. Well, you know what they say: you can't let a good crisis go to waste. Yay, more shopping. Let's get this done. Engage!

"Hello hello hello". This is molmunts after her last vlog. Amber is putting out the positive-ness.

Amber takes her Zoloft on camera. "I DID IT!" Congrats: you swallowed a pill the size of a tic tac without water. Achievement Unlocked.

"We need to talk". No we don't... OH FUCK ME, it's the Strawberry Hill nonsense. Just apologize for being a cunt and move on...

"People were thinking I was dissing the company". No they weren't. They were all telling you that you were being a massive Cuntasaurus Rex to the person who sent you a very expensive (and likely well-meaning gift). YOU CHOSE to make it about the company.

According to Amber this was sent in MALICE, but then those fatphobic haydurs GASLIT her into thinking hmmm, MAYBE her audience was right, and it was the COMPANY who sent it to her.

Again, no one was saying this. LEAVE THE COMPANY OUT OF IT.

Amber decided that she didn't want the company to have this added "stress" around their business. Way to think of yourself as the centre of everyone's universe, Ambo. Strawberry Hill immediately identified YOU and this 'situation' (type deal point blank period hole) for exactly what it was: A CIRCUS.

Amber sent Strawberry Hill this message:
"Hi. This is Amberlynn Reid. I received an order by this company in my PO Box and I'm wondering if it's from you directly or if someone ordered it to send to me? Thank you."

We all know that Amber was doing this to try and get the personal info of the sender. Strawberry Hill didn't take the bait.

Strawberry Hill's response:
"Hello Amberlynn, we've been following this story since posting. I'm not sure what to make of it. I do know that the order was not sent by someone in our company. The order was placed online on March 22 with a request to ship for the Easter holiday arrival. If you still have the packing slip there is a line listed above the items that should list the sender's name or if you still have the shipping box it will listed at the bottom of the shipping label as well"

Amber replied to them that she felt bad, and that to make up for it, she's going to order from them and then donate those items to a homeless shelter (though she didn't show proof of this exchange with them).

Moral of the story: someone did this out of malice [which is why they requested that it be sent in time for Easter].

Placard:
[I'd also like to add...]

She can confidently say that it was sent with malice because in every single one of her vlogs, she talks about wanting to improve her weight with WLS (you know, while eating shit food on camera and NOT DOING ANYTHING TO LOSE WEIGHT).

"You don't send bread and a huge pie to someone on a weightloss journey." Also, "I am grateful for ANYTHING sent to me". Pick a lane, Ambo!

Oh, her behaviour was justified!! Bad stuff was happening to her that day, and she was going through stuff that she doesn't want to talk about.

That didn't happen... and if it did,
It wasn't that bad... and if it was,
It wasn't a big deal... and if it is,
It's not my fault... and if it was,
I didn't mean it... and if I did,
You deserved it.

HAYDURS!! FATSHAMING!!

Placard:
[I'd also like to add...]

Next time this happens, Amber will keep it offline (because she's knows she's a cunt whose reaction was entirely her fault, but won't take responsibility)

Placard:
[Let's go to Target]

Voiceover with hurpling action! *touch touch touch*!!!

HAUL!!
Shitty wallet, guided journal, tazo tea x3, soap bar x3, LED bulbs, Command strips (for hanging 'pitchers'), Snorlax and Eevee MegaBloks kits.

Placard:
[Next Day]

Rarity has wedged herself between the horizontal blinds and the open window, dreaming of a life in nature without Amber.

4th (mandatory) therapy appointment in T minus 7 minutes! She's OBVIOUSLY dreading therapy, but she's so excited!!

Therapy DONE! WOW! Over 4 hours done (1/3 complete)! But of COURSE she's doing this to move forward from her trauma and not because they are forcing her to complete these sessions to be eligible for WLS.

Last appointment, her therapist had her fill out a 'thing'. Amber TOTALLY didn't know it was to determine if she has PTSD, but she does!! Amber scored a 47, where a PTSD score is usually between 31 and 33. Take that, haydurz!

Next week, she'll be filling out the form to determine if she officially has ASMR. ;)

Amber's nervous, because the next appointments will be diving deeper into the abyss that is Amber. I wonder if it's kind of like exploring the backrooms? Or jumping into a hole in Silent Hill?

Amber's shrink says it's impossible to 'move on' from trauma - which Amber seems to interpret as just forgetting about it. No one is asking you to just forget, they are asking you to work through it instead of spending 24/7 actively trying to trigger yourself for money and to emotionally manipulate the people around you.

JUMPCUT!! Announcement! Amber slept in her clothes and makeup again.

Oops, that wasn't the announcement. Announcement!! 'PO Box Time' and 'Being Interviewed by You' will be their own videos from now on. If people don't watch them, she'll just tag them to the end of her vlogs again... but it's TOTALLY to see if her audience likes these segments, and TOTALLY NOT to double her views and adsense.

PO BOX TIME!
Book: Yoga for Plus-Size Woman (sent by the author - ADVERTISEMENT).

TL;DR: Amber's a cunt. [END]

...Okay, fine, I'll take it seriously.

TL;DR: Amber contacted Strawberry Hill, with the (obvious) intent of trying to get the personal information of the cake sender. Strawberry Hill told her to refer to her packing slip and gave her nothing else. Amber's retconning #cakegate as follows: she was going through stuff she doesn't want to talk about when she made the cake and bread video, so her behaviour was acceptable (and her gut told her it was sent out of malice). Her horrible audience were HARASSING the bakery. Amber felt bad for the bakery, contacted them, and told them she would order from them and have the products shipped to a homeless shelter to make up for it. Amber hurples around Target and buys some soap, tea, and off-brand Lego (MegaBloks). Amber receives a yoga book from the author (advertisement). Amber fills out a questionaire, and her online shrink uses it to Dx her with PTSD. Future PO Box and Question segments will be in their own separate video (to double her views and ad revenue).
 
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Yeah, not watching this one. That fucking title is enough. What a grotesque cunt of a flesh mound.

I bet skimming reading up on ''A Child Called It'' helped her paint a pretty (subtle but not subtle at all) picture of her bullshit PTSD and traumatic past. Piss off Fatty. The only people who believe you have PTSD are smooth-brained bellends.

How many times is she going to be diagnosed with the same things? I firmly believe she gets giddy when she legitimately has a real health problem. You can see the joy in her face when she talks about the cancer saga, the bloody underwear pictures etc. She gets off on this shit.
 
I love the obviously rhetorical question she asks of "Why am I always wrong?!" That's how you know she's a true narc. She is incapable (or more likely unwilling) to examine her own behavior and rullize that in every single situation, she always chooses the option that involves her being a huge cunt to someone.

There are many, many options she could have chosen that would have avoided this backlash, and she chose the only one that would have created this kind of reaction because she's just a terrible person. Reminds me of some of the lyrics from Jonathan Coulton's "Someone is Crazy":

You set the trap, you lie in wait 'til someone trips the wire
Then you jump out to get your feelings hurt
And you act surprised, how did that get there?
Why does everybody hate me?
We're all familiar with the tragedy of being you
It's hard to show you any sympathy
When all you do is beg for pain
Baby, someone is crazy and it's you
 
If anyone contacted Strawberry Hill it was to place an order, since those cakes look amazing.

Amber? Enjoy poverty as your channel tanks you lying sack of crap.

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FatAl wants positivity huh?

Here ya go, I am positively chuffed that FatAl is outgrowing that stupid nose ring. There used to be a tiny space between it and her fat nostril but not anymore.

Other than that, nah, FatAl is still 600 lbs of hateful stupidity and it'd be doing the world a favor if she got her head caught in the garbage disposal.
 
marjoram said:
FatAl wants positivity huh?

Here ya go, I am positively chuffed that FatAl is outgrowing that stupid nose ring. There used to be a tiny space between it and her fat nostril but not anymore.

Other than that, nah, FatAl is still 600 lbs of hateful stupidity and it'd be doing the world a favor if she got her head caught in the garbage disposal.
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I haven’t and don’t have the ability to visibly see the difference in her nose ring, but is it getting tighter? (Blind af and mostly mobile fag)
We all know she doesn’t change her nose ring which is odd because she loves the AESTHETIC. Lol. Shit I haven’t changed mine in 4 years so I can’t talk that much shit, but I’m also not a fatty outgrowing a simple hoop.
 
Goatchoker said:
I haven’t and don’t have the ability to visibly see the difference in her nose ring, but is it getting tighter? (Blind af and mostly mobile fag)
We all know she doesn’t change her nose ring which is odd because she loves the AESTHETIC. Lol. Shit I haven’t changed mine in 4 years so I can’t talk that much shit, but I’m also not a fatty outgrowing a simple hoop.
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It has indeed gotten tighter, which I find kinda amazing; who knew before FatAl that your fricken' NOSTRILS could gain weight. She is a marvel of adipose is our gorrrl.

Looking forward to the time when her nose turns black and the ring has to be cut off. Good times, good times.
 
Chef Autism said:
I love the obviously rhetorical question she asks of "Why am I always wrong?!"
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Because, when every person is SAFELY behind a screen, headless, faceless, bodyless, and denied humanity, and when these bodyless, faceless "subhumans" are ALWAYS a button push away from a block, you're never wrong.

You have to RUHLIZZE that you need a live person--or three--to smack you upside your steatopygic shelf of upper back fat you think is an ass. That and your moon face, and be knocked several pegs down IRL.
 
She’s falling for her therapist. Finally someone who understands her, regardless of the wanger between his legs. Her anticipation of the call, her sobs and tears, and then her post-visit exhaustion. Next she’ll be smoking a cigarette and extending the number of sessions she agrees to. I kid you not. The guy is probably 100, married with grown adult children and scratches himself under the table, but she is IMMERSED.
 
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