🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So.... she begged and pleaded and made racket about the LEGO Titanic forever, received her $700 'I've wanted this forever' set... and is already ditching that shit.

If I was F/JFoNY;MGF,W, I'd be royally pissed if it was my money that went towards that purchase. What a damned waste.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
So.... she begged and pleaded and made racket about the LEGO Titanic forever, received her $700 'I've wanted this forever' set... and is already ditching that shit.

If I was F/JFoNY;MGF,W, I'd be royally pissed if it was my money that went towards that purchase. What a damned waste.
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You beat me to saying it :/

I'm wearing a top hat on F/FoNY;MGF,W's behalf.

Of course, Amber could be getting rid of it out of guilt for sinking the original titanic.
 
The PO Box is the only hope for content. It's the only segment with any air of mystery. We got some new performative 'going out' and then the bulk just sitting at her sitting desk doing something to modify her frightening features while whining about how she doesn't care what people think about said frightening features. I do have to wonder if her hair grease offers rust protection for the springs on those cheap butterfly clips.

This is my PO Box dream gift for HamberLynn Greed:
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I notice in the "run errands" video Amber's sitting with the table at the same level as her armpits again.
Adults sit where the table is around waist level.
She's trying to make herself look like a child.
Or! She's pulling a Charlie Mold and hiding her fat body with camera angles.
Either way, lame.
 
Here is something that’s been bugging me for awhile. Amber’s decor, much like herself, is completely devoid of any personality. Notice in the last video that she decided on the plain mirror over the much more interesting gold one. The pictures on her wall are all random black and white pieces. There’s no pops of color, there’s nothing unique, and it’s all just so boring.

If I didn’t know a thing about Amber, and I happened to walk into her apartment, I wouldn’t get a sense of what kind of person lived there at all. Look, I realize not everyone is great with decorating so their home might look like an IKEA catalogue, but at least that’s something. This is just sad.
 
PotatoSalad4711 said:
Here is something that’s been bugging me for awhile. Amber’s decor, much like herself, is completely devoid of any personality. Notice in the last video that she decided on the plain mirror over the much more interesting gold one. The pictures on her wall are all random black and white pieces. There’s no pops of color, there’s nothing unique, and it’s all just so boring.

If I didn’t know a thing about Amber, and I happened to walk into her apartment, I wouldn’t get a sense of what kind of person lived there at all. Look, I realize not everyone is great with decorating so their home might look like an IKEA catalogue, but at least that’s something. This is just sad.
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I think a lot of it goes back to her childhood. Her parents wouldn't have made an effort creating a place to live that reflected the family's personalities, group homes aren't like that and by the time she was in foster care, I don't think she absorbed much from them. She barely mentions any of them. To her, a nice apartment that reflects her income and aspirations comes strictly from influencers. All of those dumb kitchen and laundry containers, her obsession with rearranging her perfume, makeup and earrings, furnishings that stick to a pink, beige, white and gray palette; that's exactly what she sees in the young, "successful" influencers that she wants to be like.
 
First, she supports the Black Historical Museum by making gift store purchases. Today, she supports Hobby Lobby, owned by the most homophobic misogynistic public craft store owner in the land. I’m sure you could have done without the Made in China crappy artwork for your wall, AL. I know why Faline doesn’t want to show her face. She’s embarrassed by their antics. Couple of really bright lightbulbs, those two.
 
Hippy Dippy said:
First, she supports the Black Historical Museum by making gift store purchases. Today, she supports Hobby Lobby, owned by the most homophobic misogynistic public craft store owner in the land. I’m sure you could have done without the Made in China crappy artwork for your wall, AL. I know why Faline doesn’t want to show her face. She’s embarrassed by their antics. Couple of really bright lightbulbs, those two.
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They are NOT hOmOpHobIc. Lesbian here. With a big burly bulldagger wife.
They are a Christian owned/run company. They are following Christian dogma/beliefs. Like Chick Fil-A.
They HAVE NEVER kicked a faggot or bulldagger outta their store. They treat them like ANY OTHER customer. They take green US dollars from anyone who legally purchases. Knock it the fuck off with ________phobia.
1. It's ableist (using SJW bullshit speak, not mine)
2. If I'm afraid, then it is the COMMUNITY's job to ALLAY. MY. FUCKING. FEAR.
3. No faux outrage. No shame. No firing/deplatforming/othering. ALLAY. MY. FUCKING. FEAR.

Lots of gheys shop Hobby Lobby.
Jesus fucking Christ, this is "I'm such a blackie!" levels of cringe. Hambutt does PA-LENTY that is way, WAY bad enough. Focus on the real issues, which are Hambutt being an anti-social, greasy, predatory, self-serving, grifting, cunty piece of human shit.

This has been my TEDTalk.
 
PotatoSalad4711 said:
Here is something that’s been bugging me for awhile. Amber’s decor, much like herself, is completely devoid of any personality. Notice in the last video that she decided on the plain mirror over the much more interesting gold one. The pictures on her wall are all random black and white pieces. There’s no pops of color, there’s nothing unique, and it’s all just so boring.

If I didn’t know a thing about Amber, and I happened to walk into her apartment, I wouldn’t get a sense of what kind of person lived there at all. Look, I realize not everyone is great with decorating so their home might look like an IKEA catalogue, but at least that’s something. This is just sad.
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It is alot like her Lego thing. She says she is so into Legos, yet has no creativity. All she does is follow instructions on expensive sets. Nothing really wrong with that, if you just say that you want to build the thing on the box. However she wants everyone to think she is sooooo into a hobby that people take seriously, and make some amazing art out of. You would never see her making a Lego town, or building a Lego diorama, or doing anything that requires the use of frontal cortex.
Like the bland corporate art that betrays her lack of personal style, or the ass ugly cloths she drapes herself in just because they were the first thing that fit. She is just a void of personality or uniqueness.
 

We really are in Amber's most insufferable era. I've never seen some of the cameos in this video, but goddammnnnn is she coming off as incredibly self-centered in them. "Y'all hate me cos you're fatphobic." No, I despise you cos you're so abhorrent.

ETA: WHO SENT HER THE LEFT LAYGGGG OF EXODIA HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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“Lots of gheys shop Hobby Lobby.”

The majority of gays have taste. There is nothing at Hobby Lobby that comes even close to their level of finesse.
 
Speaking of Amber being "so creative" and wanting to be exactly what other influences are..
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Isn't this an EXACT replica of her bullet journal? Check out the TikTok user's account. AmberLynn has NO original bone in her body.
 
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Chameleon said:
Speaking of Amber being "so creative" and wanting to be exactly what other influences are..

Isn't this an EXACT replica of her bullet journal? Check out the TikTok user's account. AmberLynn has NO original bone in her body.
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I watched a couple of her tiktoks, and I’d like to point out that while she does bujo her steps, hours of sleep, calories, and anxiety, she doesn’t bujo her crying. Could it be that Amber actually thought of something original? You know, it could. It’s certainly stupid enough.
 
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