🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She'd be a great obstacle in goals if nothing else.
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I was watching French Fried Gorl earlier, and she was reacting to Amberlynn Reid Shaped by the Algorithm Episode 1 and I realized something.
Wow, Amber looks old.
I went through some pictures of myself to see if I was just being mean, but no, 10-years-ago-me doesn't look as different from now-me as 9-years-ago-Amber compared to now-Amber.
Bitch might be into the Little Girl roleplay, but in reality she's over the hill, halfway down the other side and gaining momentum.
Love that for her!
She looks like she's about to hit sixty, like a white trash grandma who already has great grandkids, smokes three packs a day, goes through a handle of vodka a day, and makes homemade muumuus from couch covers and drapes from retirement homes.
This is her "You wouldn't know her, she lives in Canada."
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So Hamberlynn "I haven't gained" Reid was akshually 533 pounds while saying she was 520 which somehow wasn't a gain from the 518 from before. Retard math makes no sense.
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When shit doesn't add up, what's missing is the truth". Amberlynn lies!
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If only she could lose weight as quickly as she loses the truth.
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This has always been my favorite lie of hers. At least the funniest. We all knew it was bs. Miss "I won every dance show I entered." She wanted people to believe this SPACE group just picked her, a fatass 300 pounder, with no dance training out and said "I bet you can dance AND choreograph hip-hop dances for our group."
Personally, this is how I always imaged it. Yes there was a dance group, yes it was even named SPACE, yes they did shows, even at her school, yes they clapped and screamed (not her name). YES, yes, all of that happened, but not to her. She was probably sitting in the gym watching, probably eating popcorn, or all the stuff from the bake sale (perhaps she even "volunteered" and paid herself with stolen goods. Heck, she earned it and was entitled to it, she passed out water for goodness sake) in awe of it all, but knowing her fatass could never. It was her dream having all that happen to her. Her fantasy. Maybe in her narcissistic head she actually believes it was her. I would be very surprised if Amber was even capable of teaching a hand full of special needs kids a 30 sec routine.
Can't spoiled, on Mobile, but small Pl. - I took dance classes for many years. From young childhood into my 20s. I even took classes on and off in my 20s. I did at least two shows (recitals, the ones you have to actually pay to do, at the end of the year) while pregnant and married and I don't think I could choreograph a routine. At least not a good one. Probably a mediocre one, maybe one for toddlers. Certainly not one where I could actually name the steps to. Not only that, while in classes, we often had 'student teachers.' Teenagers that danced for years, the best of the best, that actually did shows that were judged, not someone like Amber.
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Whudddd? You don't think Hamber's repertoire couldn't include some black wannabe ass-twerkin' videos? THAT would be hysterical!
(I'll go shoot myself now for such a horrifying suggestion)
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I can believe Amber got up to 600 lbs during 2019 and lied. Amber's ego did not want to deal with the consequences of everyone knowing she gained to the "no-no number". She thinks she is not in the same category as a deathfat.
Also, does it seem like Amberlynn and Wipey are high during the segment they were in the bed? ALR seemed more giddy than groggy.
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I agree. She definitely hit the 600+ mark then!
Regarding being high -- I feel it's more a combo of how overweight folk "wake up tired " . When she's asleep she is in and out of dying. Not getting enough oxygen.
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I knew a couple of girls in high school that did ballet, and were somewhat serious about it. One of them had to stop for a couple of reasons, first was a serious bulimia problem, as it turns out dancers are encouraged to be very thin, and this coupled with normal teenage girl body image problems turned very bad for her.
She was able to beat the eating disorder, but as it turns out having rather large breasts also hampers ones ability to preform classical dancing. I'm not a woman, so I am only relaying what was said to me there.
Now I imagine Hamber, a lumbering no talent whale trying to do anything other than flail her arms and it is laughable. The girls, and women that I know who were/are into dance tend to be very fit, and petit. There is a reason that you don't see Lizo's fat ass actually dancing for anymore than a couple of seconds. Turns out it is a real physical drain. Same goes for men who are dancers, no fatties there either.
If Hmaber were not such an insufferable bitch I could feel bad for her, as she was clearly living some fantasy of her vicariously through those other young women, and that is sad to the point of pathetic. She is, however, a smug whale who is killing herself with KFC and telling the world that she is "doing the damn thing", so my sympathy bone is broken when it comes to her.
I would lover to hear from any of her foster parents BTW. I had friends in that system, and none of them went to fucking Disneyland.
She was able to beat the eating disorder, but as it turns out having rather large breasts also hampers ones ability to preform classical dancing. I'm not a woman, so I am only relaying what was said to me there.
Now I imagine Hamber, a lumbering no talent whale trying to do anything other than flail her arms and it is laughable. The girls, and women that I know who were/are into dance tend to be very fit, and petit. There is a reason that you don't see Lizo's fat ass actually dancing for anymore than a couple of seconds. Turns out it is a real physical drain. Same goes for men who are dancers, no fatties there either.
If Hmaber were not such an insufferable bitch I could feel bad for her, as she was clearly living some fantasy of her vicariously through those other young women, and that is sad to the point of pathetic. She is, however, a smug whale who is killing herself with KFC and telling the world that she is "doing the damn thing", so my sympathy bone is broken when it comes to her.
I would lover to hear from any of her foster parents BTW. I had friends in that system, and none of them went to fucking Disneyland.
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He starts calm, but it builds. Quite funny.
Following myself, but this is completely another topic than that. I could swear one day in one of the blizzards of compilations I just leave on as background noise, Hamber claiming she was "going to be an aunt. My sister is having a baby." I thought she only had brothers. Am I crazy? About this only having brothers thing I mean, not in general, you fuckers.
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Honey, you're nothing but a sponge of consumption on this planet. I know you and Jade are reading this. You contribute literally nothing and only consume. You're the definition of what the world thinks of bad American stereotypes (I love normal Americans who aren't f*d in the head so don't think I'm talking about you all). You're the definition of pathetic, toddler-like behaviour and unable to function without Jade's help. You're literally the epitome of what everyone on earth strives not to be. F off with your "fatphobia", it's been proven time and time again that people like HungryFatChick hate you because of your abominable behaviour. And no, you're not gonna be successful financially in your failures much longer. Why? Because you're a dumb retarded bitch. Some people find a bitch funny but you're not even close to that. You're just a boring fat bitch waiting to die within 5 years. I know you're reading this, Amber. I wish you would die already so the planet can benefit from your consumption of plastic and food. It will be a benefit to all of humanity for you to hurry up and take a stroke. No one likes you, no one is your friend, and everyone is secretly cheering on your death. Go ahead and help us get closer to that with your "eateen" since you don't wanna call it that anymore. Nobody gives a fuck, please just eat yourself to death already so the planet can recuperate.
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Forget lipstick on a pig, Amber is winged eyeliner on a greasy lump of dirt. Yuck.
I was thinking about the dance thing.
Amber was born in 1990, in the days before Health At Any Size.
She would have been 15 in 2005, when fatties were becoming more common and being tolerated a little bit more.
Dance is not fat tolerant, I don't care what TikTok tries to show you.
I forgot where I was going with this.
Probably somewhere redundant, like to say that LiarLynn lies because that's the only way she can be special or accepted. Also for manipulation because why not I guess.
I was thinking about the dance thing.
Amber was born in 1990, in the days before Health At Any Size.
She would have been 15 in 2005, when fatties were becoming more common and being tolerated a little bit more.
Dance is not fat tolerant, I don't care what TikTok tries to show you.
I forgot where I was going with this.
Probably somewhere redundant, like to say that LiarLynn lies because that's the only way she can be special or accepted. Also for manipulation because why not I guess.
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So abyooosed and so ooopressed that this foster kid was allowed to be over 300 pounds. Only lost the (clap * head dodge) Eightynine Poundsssssss! (clap) because Krystal's parents treated this fat POS like a bona fide low functioning Prader-Wili.
Shit... like a PW, she might've eaten dog shit right out of the yard if they didn't police her hard enough.
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Nah bro, in 2005 she would have been laughed off the stage for even walking on.. let alone attempting to dance lol... There's just no way.
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Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 2 minutes or less! Not a reeecap. Hmmm, "run errands with me, gallery wall haul, & am I getting married?' Wow, I can answer this for y'all right now: BITCH DON'T RUN, NO ONE CARES, and LOL NO...
... I still have to watch it, don't I? DAMNIT! Alright fine, Engage!
TL;DR: I was right - BITCH DON'T RUN, NO ONE CARES, and LOL NO. Amber goes to Hobby Lobby for more junky 'decor'. Amber's getting rid of her LEGO Titanic (someone is 'adopting' it). Amber gets a book and a Yu-Gi-Oh card in her PO Box. Other bullshit happens that doesn't matter. Oh, and Amber claims she's not ready for marriage (which is likely code for 'Jade won't put a ring on it no matter how much I cry and shame her').
... I still have to watch it, don't I? DAMNIT! Alright fine, Engage!
"Hello hello, welcome to a new vloggity vlog".
FREEZE FRAME!!!
Eyeliner discussion - [SKIP]
Amber, you don't have hooded eyelids. You're fat. Sorry, you're "swollen".
JUMPCUT!! Notes to each other on a chalkboard. Hey, you forgot to include your weight again!
PB Pretzel review: Soooo good. They were originally for Jade, but I guess Amber's eating them.
Placard:
[As you've noticed, I've been showing me leaving the house instead of not vlogging this part of my life]
So what, you want a cookie for doing the bare minimum - stupid question, Boolean! Nevermind.
Placard:
[So many people think I'm home bound and it's the farthest from the truth]
If Jade up and left you with no notice (and took your phone), within 4 days you'd be EATING YOUR FUCKING PETS before attempting to walk down your street to get food. So yes, you ARE housebound.
Placard:
[So I'm trying to vlog what I normally don't, so here's more of that.]
Translation: my ad revenue is in the crapper, so I have to concede and give you plebs a BIT of what you want to see. Don't get used to it.
Placard:
[Amber Reid P.O. Box 23937 Lexington ky 40523]
More ebegging. No mention to not send food.
A trip to Hobby Lobby for fugly decor. Oh, and bubble tea. And a 'walk' with Twinkie - which is Amber filming while Jade holds the leash.
FREEZE FRAME!!
HOBBY LOBBY HAUL!!!
Large round black-framed mirror, 'pitcher' hangers, unframed canvas with 'Chanel', 'Prada', etc., written on it, and skyline artwork that looks like sharpie on white plastic. It's for their 'gallery wall'.
Placard:
[Watching Murder Mystery on Netflex!]
Amber's throwing away her LEGO Titanic. Correction, it's 'being adopted' (by GoodWill, likely). Well, it was a wonderful 4 months! Out with the old, in with the new!
Placard:
[Next day *heart*]
Butterfly clips - [SKIP]
Amber shits on her audience for 'fat shaming'. Amber doesn't care about showing her body or her weight. Oh yeah? Prove it; SHOW LAYYYGS!!!
BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!!!
Q: If you can go back in time and change something you did or said, what would it be? Amber wishes she never uploaded certain videos, but doesn't want to get into it.
Q: Do you have any TV shows you've recently watched that you like? She's watching Good Trouble. Soooo good.
Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Amber sees herself being the healthiest she's ever been, travelling, and married - but she's not ready for marriage yet. She needs to work on herself to be better for Jade.
Q: I got dropped from community college. Do you think I should go back or not? Amber says it depends on whether you have to pay out of pocket or not and whether it will break the bank.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: NEVER TAKE LIFE ADVICE FROM AMBER.
Amber still doesn't understand student loans and doesn't seem to realize that regardless, you still have to pay. She also doesn't understand that the decision is often based on whether your education will increase your employment opportunities and earning potential. In all fairness, Amber DOES mention that are opportunities for individuals without college education - and hopefully she means things like the trades and not eating for money on YouTube.
PO BOX TIME!!
Yu-Gi-Oh card, and book: And in this State She Gallops.
Bye!!!
FREEZE FRAME!!!
Eyeliner discussion - [SKIP]
Amber, you don't have hooded eyelids. You're fat. Sorry, you're "swollen".
JUMPCUT!! Notes to each other on a chalkboard. Hey, you forgot to include your weight again!
PB Pretzel review: Soooo good. They were originally for Jade, but I guess Amber's eating them.
Placard:
[As you've noticed, I've been showing me leaving the house instead of not vlogging this part of my life]
So what, you want a cookie for doing the bare minimum - stupid question, Boolean! Nevermind.
Placard:
[So many people think I'm home bound and it's the farthest from the truth]
If Jade up and left you with no notice (and took your phone), within 4 days you'd be EATING YOUR FUCKING PETS before attempting to walk down your street to get food. So yes, you ARE housebound.
Placard:
[So I'm trying to vlog what I normally don't, so here's more of that.]
Translation: my ad revenue is in the crapper, so I have to concede and give you plebs a BIT of what you want to see. Don't get used to it.
Placard:
[Amber Reid P.O. Box 23937 Lexington ky 40523]
More ebegging. No mention to not send food.
A trip to Hobby Lobby for fugly decor. Oh, and bubble tea. And a 'walk' with Twinkie - which is Amber filming while Jade holds the leash.
FREEZE FRAME!!
HOBBY LOBBY HAUL!!!
Large round black-framed mirror, 'pitcher' hangers, unframed canvas with 'Chanel', 'Prada', etc., written on it, and skyline artwork that looks like sharpie on white plastic. It's for their 'gallery wall'.
Placard:
[Watching Murder Mystery on Netflex!]
Amber's throwing away her LEGO Titanic. Correction, it's 'being adopted' (by GoodWill, likely). Well, it was a wonderful 4 months! Out with the old, in with the new!
Placard:
[Next day *heart*]
Butterfly clips - [SKIP]
Amber shits on her audience for 'fat shaming'. Amber doesn't care about showing her body or her weight. Oh yeah? Prove it; SHOW LAYYYGS!!!
BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!!!
Q: If you can go back in time and change something you did or said, what would it be? Amber wishes she never uploaded certain videos, but doesn't want to get into it.
Q: Do you have any TV shows you've recently watched that you like? She's watching Good Trouble. Soooo good.
Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Amber sees herself being the healthiest she's ever been, travelling, and married - but she's not ready for marriage yet. She needs to work on herself to be better for Jade.
Q: I got dropped from community college. Do you think I should go back or not? Amber says it depends on whether you have to pay out of pocket or not and whether it will break the bank.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: NEVER TAKE LIFE ADVICE FROM AMBER.
Amber still doesn't understand student loans and doesn't seem to realize that regardless, you still have to pay. She also doesn't understand that the decision is often based on whether your education will increase your employment opportunities and earning potential. In all fairness, Amber DOES mention that are opportunities for individuals without college education - and hopefully she means things like the trades and not eating for money on YouTube.
PO BOX TIME!!
Yu-Gi-Oh card, and book: And in this State She Gallops.
Bye!!!
TL;DR: I was right - BITCH DON'T RUN, NO ONE CARES, and LOL NO. Amber goes to Hobby Lobby for more junky 'decor'. Amber's getting rid of her LEGO Titanic (someone is 'adopting' it). Amber gets a book and a Yu-Gi-Oh card in her PO Box. Other bullshit happens that doesn't matter. Oh, and Amber claims she's not ready for marriage (which is likely code for 'Jade won't put a ring on it no matter how much I cry and shame her').
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I'm sure it's already been noticed, I just wanted to point out the pictures snapped from the neighbor are from the museum day we're finally getting. Both Fat and Fatter are wearing the same things, were out in day time, and came back with bags of stuff.