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She coreeahhgruffed for SPACE and "won" talent shows exactly like Raging Shitstain confirmed. Goddamn, what stupid things to lie about.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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We all knew Amberlynn, award winning choreographer, was a huge lie. There's no way anyone was putting a morbidly obese preteen in charge of teaching other kids dance moves. The throwing a tantrum when people tried to get her to participate sounds like typical Hamber behavior, she wants to do what she wants and get her way always. She probably disrupted the whole damn class because she wanted attention solely on her. Now for someone from the notorious Blue Team soccer team needs to come forward.
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God even Amber being called out on her lahs by some pozloading my neghole anon is boring now because all she does is post "um, ackchooleee..... no (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)" SassyBlackLynn nonsense on her insta.
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You can tell she's lying in her "ACK-shually..." rant because it's so long.
Too bad Fatty has a decade of lies on video. She explicitly said she was "in a dance group" called "SPACE" in a video from the Krystle Era.
It's so funny that dance was her "passion" yet she does nothing related to dance (like watch videos or comment on trends), has zero anything related to it (every athlete or artist I've ever known has something, anything related to what they used to do), etc. Ditto for soccer. Did she watch any of the World Cup? Has she ever? Given that she was on a "legit team" and "traveled" to play, you'd think she might be invested in it a little.
She's so full of shit.
Too bad Fatty has a decade of lies on video. She explicitly said she was "in a dance group" called "SPACE" in a video from the Krystle Era.
It's so funny that dance was her "passion" yet she does nothing related to dance (like watch videos or comment on trends), has zero anything related to it (every athlete or artist I've ever known has something, anything related to what they used to do), etc. Ditto for soccer. Did she watch any of the World Cup? Has she ever? Given that she was on a "legit team" and "traveled" to play, you'd think she might be invested in it a little.
She's so full of shit.
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The hahahahaha and
are always a huge giveaway. Gotta laugh it off and seem unbothered and let everyone know how literally shooketh she is that anyone would believe a anonymous person's lahs over her own.
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Oh, she danced alright.
She did the Hurple Derp and the Truffle Shuffle anytime Becky fired the fatmobile up to go to Cheesecake Factory.
She did the Hurple Derp and the Truffle Shuffle anytime Becky fired the fatmobile up to go to Cheesecake Factory.
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This bitch. Let's get this over with. At least it's short. No need for spoilery tags today.
come to the museum with us & starting medicine for anxiety | vlog - April 23, 2023
Welcome to the theater of the fucking absurd. We open with Hamber sitting - as usual - at the standing desk. Great triple chin you got going there, Ham. Claims to have been busy ALL DAY, and this is the first chance she's had to sit down and go fuck yourself, bitch, we know you don't do shit all goddamned day. Further claims she is meeting some "very important people" today and again, go fuck yourself. Either spill it or keep it to yourself.
Next day. So WTF was the point of the previous day? Just so you could lie as is normal and tell us you're just "shtoooooo busy, you guise" and tease some bullshit that no one is going to believe? That you're going back on zoloft, which you said not terribly long ago "wasn't working" so the doc said stop taking it, without weaning? Sure.
This segment starts with Hamber and her caretaker dong a stupid word association, in an attempt to make the audience believe they sleep in the same bed. I don't believe you. She says she slept in her clothes and in her makeup. That's believable, because she is incredibly lazy.
Now she's once again in the middle of putting on makeup. It's rather horrifying, watching her neck jiggle every time she runs the brush over it. It's like those awful Jello salads at the community picnic that not even the ants will touch. She's trying to pick out earrings. Imagine this is the hardest decision you have to make in a day.
They went to Roots 101 museum in Louisville. Hamber gives some moving car shots. As usual, she does not possess the vocabulary or the intellect to describe anything in way other than "pretty" or to note there are trees and rocks. She's so fucking stupid, it's actually painful. Shows us the necklace and earrings she slected and tell me you didn't wear a fucking necklace of literal CHAINS to a black history museum. JFC.
Barely anything filmed at the museum. Then they're back at the stankpartment. They "wanted to support" the museum, so bought a shirt for MG,W, and earrings for Hamber. You know, you could just do something radical, like GIVE THEM CASH, if you wanted to support them, you idiots.
Wants to unconfuse us all about Easter - I presume this has to do with the cake debacle - and tells us it wasn't filmed ON Easter, it was a "few days before" because like children, they can't stop themselves from opening gifts. Don't know what you think you're clarifying, you fucking retard, other than Strawberry Hill gets their orders out on time to arrive at their destination for a holiday. Good job, bakery! Fuck you, Hamber, you lying POS.
PO Box shit: coloring book, some other book, other other earrings. Don't care. People need to stop sending her shit.
Mercifully, it's over. Hamber says she hopes we enjoyed it - I did NOT, you waddling cuntasaur - and threatens to see us next time.
Edit: I see in my ragepost I forgot to add this: Hamber and The Disembodied Voice are dong stupid word association, and Hamber has that goddamned air pod in her ear. No way they "just woke up", no way she slept in it. She was also talking about losing her foundation on her chin, forehead, nose, then claiming it was due to a "hardcore makeout session". Yet another lie to add to the long, long list of other lies. nobody believes this, Hamber. Just like no one believes your bullshit about five hour sexytimes, or that you and the Beckster were doing it ten times a week. People with normal, healthy sex lives do not do this.
Edit 2, because my day has been fucked since the moment I woke up at 0530: Hamber is now listing her PO info in the description. You get one guess: what's missing?
come to the museum with us & starting medicine for anxiety | vlog - April 23, 2023
Welcome to the theater of the fucking absurd. We open with Hamber sitting - as usual - at the standing desk. Great triple chin you got going there, Ham. Claims to have been busy ALL DAY, and this is the first chance she's had to sit down and go fuck yourself, bitch, we know you don't do shit all goddamned day. Further claims she is meeting some "very important people" today and again, go fuck yourself. Either spill it or keep it to yourself.
Next day. So WTF was the point of the previous day? Just so you could lie as is normal and tell us you're just "shtoooooo busy, you guise" and tease some bullshit that no one is going to believe? That you're going back on zoloft, which you said not terribly long ago "wasn't working" so the doc said stop taking it, without weaning? Sure.
This segment starts with Hamber and her caretaker dong a stupid word association, in an attempt to make the audience believe they sleep in the same bed. I don't believe you. She says she slept in her clothes and in her makeup. That's believable, because she is incredibly lazy.
Now she's once again in the middle of putting on makeup. It's rather horrifying, watching her neck jiggle every time she runs the brush over it. It's like those awful Jello salads at the community picnic that not even the ants will touch. She's trying to pick out earrings. Imagine this is the hardest decision you have to make in a day.
They went to Roots 101 museum in Louisville. Hamber gives some moving car shots. As usual, she does not possess the vocabulary or the intellect to describe anything in way other than "pretty" or to note there are trees and rocks. She's so fucking stupid, it's actually painful. Shows us the necklace and earrings she slected and tell me you didn't wear a fucking necklace of literal CHAINS to a black history museum. JFC.
Barely anything filmed at the museum. Then they're back at the stankpartment. They "wanted to support" the museum, so bought a shirt for MG,W, and earrings for Hamber. You know, you could just do something radical, like GIVE THEM CASH, if you wanted to support them, you idiots.
Wants to unconfuse us all about Easter - I presume this has to do with the cake debacle - and tells us it wasn't filmed ON Easter, it was a "few days before" because like children, they can't stop themselves from opening gifts. Don't know what you think you're clarifying, you fucking retard, other than Strawberry Hill gets their orders out on time to arrive at their destination for a holiday. Good job, bakery! Fuck you, Hamber, you lying POS.
PO Box shit: coloring book, some other book, other other earrings. Don't care. People need to stop sending her shit.
Mercifully, it's over. Hamber says she hopes we enjoyed it - I did NOT, you waddling cuntasaur - and threatens to see us next time.
Edit: I see in my ragepost I forgot to add this: Hamber and The Disembodied Voice are dong stupid word association, and Hamber has that goddamned air pod in her ear. No way they "just woke up", no way she slept in it. She was also talking about losing her foundation on her chin, forehead, nose, then claiming it was due to a "hardcore makeout session". Yet another lie to add to the long, long list of other lies. nobody believes this, Hamber. Just like no one believes your bullshit about five hour sexytimes, or that you and the Beckster were doing it ten times a week. People with normal, healthy sex lives do not do this.
Edit 2, because my day has been fucked since the moment I woke up at 0530: Hamber is now listing her PO info in the description. You get one guess: what's missing?
Anyting that says "please don't send food or food-related items"
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Destiny/Dusty/Density/Caretaker #3 is back on YT after a two-year hiatus. The last time she posted a video, she was still with her now ex Dana/Fridge. She's released an hour-long video that looks absolutely boring. I hope the revival of her channel means that she'll talk shit about Hamber, otherwise, it'll just be a snoozefest like what Becky's channel succumbed to.
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I was watching French Fried Gorl earlier, and she was reacting to Amberlynn Reid Shaped by the Algorithm Episode 1 and I realized something.
Wow, Amber looks old.
I went through some pictures of myself to see if I was just being mean, but no, 10-years-ago-me doesn't look as different from now-me as 9-years-ago-Amber compared to now-Amber.
Bitch might be into the Little Girl roleplay, but in reality she's over the hill, halfway down the other side and gaining momentum.
Love that for her!
Wow, Amber looks old.
I went through some pictures of myself to see if I was just being mean, but no, 10-years-ago-me doesn't look as different from now-me as 9-years-ago-Amber compared to now-Amber.
Bitch might be into the Little Girl roleplay, but in reality she's over the hill, halfway down the other side and gaining momentum.
Love that for her!
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Also 50 Random Facts About Me during the Dusty era.
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Like "Damon White" anonymous?
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I know I'm Really late to ask this (loading is still ass for me), but what makes a tattoo... do that? Is it when they're fresh or...
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Damn whoever made this did George dirty as fuck :/ Like where’s bro’s neck at? Why did they make one side of his face look like he had a stroke? That’s just visually disturbing. Let the man rest lol because this isn’t doing what they think it’s doing and I’m not even sure what it’s supposed to do.
Anyway… Amber is still fat and nobody, not even her butch lesbian girlfriend, would have sex with her.
@Shitted Scaredless I already posted before I saw your comment so I just tagged you instead of shitting up the thread.
Anyway, a few things can cause this. Sometimes it’s because the person is allergic to whatever ink was used. It’s not a deadly allergy, but very annoying since tattoos are permanent. Even if you do laser removal, there are still traces of ink under the skin.
Sometimes the tattoo artist goes too deep with the needle and it becomes inflamed. I know someone who has a tattoo on their forearm where the artist went too deep and it stays like this all the time. I think they said it’s scar tissue from being too far under the skin. That’s why you gotta be picky and go to a good artist instead of getting shitty tattoos because it’s less expensive. Tattoos are 1000% a “you get what you pay for” kind of thing. An inexperienced artist doesn’t know how deep they’re supposed to go.
Some people can have histamine reactions every year when their allergies act up even if they’re not allergic to the ink.
Those are the reasons I’m aware of but maybe someone else knows more. I also know that scratching it can make it look significantly worse because it causes inflammation and that might be why hers looks particularly bad.
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Sometimes skin doesn't heal "flat" it makes extra cells just to be fancy or some shit.
Keloid scarring.
I'm prone to it myself. Always makes me stop whenever I consider any plastic surgery on my face.
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Thank you! And I will.
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Black people are also more prone to keloid formation.
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I’ve never understood why a group home would have a traveling soccer team. Do they play against other group homes? How would a 300lb little girl even succeed in soccer in any way?
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I listened to it and threw a few glimpses at what she showed.
Yes, it was boring (not quite as bad as Becky's shit only because Destiny doesn't come across as a suicidal perpetual victim) and I'll never watch her again.
BUT.
Destiny is heavily associated with Amberlynn, I don't know who else would watch her. She talked about very mundane everyday things, her move to Florida, her and her partner's jobs, pets, cooking for pets and herself and her partner, some everyday problems like a car breaking down, finances and about her friends and family. Not a word about Amberlynn or anything even related. Very "normal".
Compared to Amberlynn's "vlogs" where she just sits on the sofa, occasionally wobbles to the kitchen or bathroom and talks about absolutely psychotic and unrelatable shit like hording Legos or stickers Destiny's vlog was a masterpiece. She talked about relatable things, showed different settings, had several topics, moved around relatively freely (although she's also fat as fuck), didn't come across as fake or mannered, seems to have genuine relationships to family/friends/partner. The opposite of Amberlynn. Still boring though but no freak show vibes.
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I think there is some truth to Amber’s claims about dancing being her passion; it’s just that an Amber/reality translator is needed, viz.:
”Dancing was my passion” = “I was glued to the tube watching music videos and Dancing with the Stars.”
”I chorea-griphe’d dance routines and my dancers always won” = “I cobbled together some moves that I copied off dance videos for a couple of kids at school who were competing in a talent show, and one kid won, and one kid came in second.”
“I was a member of S.P.A.C.E” = “S.P.A.C.E had a special mission to include disadvantaged children in their hip hop dance classes, and I audited some classes and attended a few competitions.”
”Dancing was my passion” = “I was glued to the tube watching music videos and Dancing with the Stars.”
”I chorea-griphe’d dance routines and my dancers always won” = “I cobbled together some moves that I copied off dance videos for a couple of kids at school who were competing in a talent show, and one kid won, and one kid came in second.”
“I was a member of S.P.A.C.E” = “S.P.A.C.E had a special mission to include disadvantaged children in their hip hop dance classes, and I audited some classes and attended a few competitions.”
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See you are not the first to propose the little girl fetish and a few times it has cropped up and I just stop and think maybe there is something to this.I was watching French Fried Gorl earlier, and she was reacting to Amberlynn Reid Shaped by the Algorithm Episode 1 and I realized something.
Wow, Amber looks old.
I went through some pictures of myself to see if I was just being mean, but no, 10-years-ago-me doesn't look as different from now-me as 9-years-ago-Amber compared to now-Amber.
Bitch might be into the Little Girl roleplay, but in reality she's over the hill, halfway down the other side and gaining momentum.
Love that for her!
The retarded speaking
The odd names for Jade Francis of NY
The childlike habitual lying.
The dress and content approach
One pivotal aspect in researching that area as I was curious of what is the dynamic is the lack of sex. It seems to and strictly restricted to roleplay there are sexual elements but most of the "bulk" of it is down to personality, acting, and aesthetics.
Now people have suspected that Jade has a fetish for that age play but it may explain the sexless nature of this dynamic.