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TL;DR: Amber talks about meeting 'important people' (and then of course gives us nothing - unless she was being clever and the statues at the museum were the important people). She and Jade go to the Roots 101 African American Museum and film for all of 39 seconds. Amber gets a colouring book, journal, and earrings from her PO Box.
Today is a very important day for Amber, because she's meeting 'some important people' in her life. Of course she doesn't give any details.
Amber's been sitting down and taking a load off for the last30+ years couple minutes.
Amber just had psych appointment, and is so glad to be starting Zoloft again, as her angzite has been really bad lately. I guess Amber's already memory-holed her telling her previous psychologist that she wanted to stop taking them (as well as her years of non-compliance), due to her self diagnosed pharmacophobia.
Amber hopes it works because she's tired of the constant anxiety - yet not tired enough to actually do the mental/behavioural work to lessen and control the anxiety.
JUMP CUT!! Pillow-talk with Jade [SKIP]
Slept in her clothes and makeup from the day before - she's a changed gorl!
Asking Jade to go cook her something.
Amber's getting ready, because they're going to a museum. Amber's conflicted about what hideous dirt-metal earrings and necklace she's going to wear today.
Amber tells a story about how her Peter Griffin chin has gotten so big, that it's the only spot where her foundation wore off when she slept in her makeup. Oh, now she's saying it ended up on Jade from an 'intense makeout session'.
Amber sits and watches her old vlogs - for research purposes, of course. Amber can't see the sharp decline in her vlog quality that everyone else does. Self-absorbed-lynn doesn't notice the distinct lack of side-characters being the main problem.
Riding in the car. Amber narrates boring shit. [SKIP]
Roots 101 African American Museum: Amber films for 39 seconds (no people; no commentary).
They're back. Amber found it 'hands on' and 'powerful'.
MUSEUM HAUL!!! Shirt for Jade, and earrings for Amber.
"Easter video wasn't filmed on Easter.. it was filmed a couple of days before". Amber's eyes are darting everywhere. They wanted to exchange gifts early. She's just mentioning this to try and prove haydurs wrong - probably about the Strawberry Hill cake being an Easter gift or something stupid.
She stares at herself in the viewfinder so much, that when she actually makes eye-contact, it's unsettling:
[NEXT DAY]
Amber wanted to start her next vlog, but realized she didn't put sufficient filler in the last one, so here we go!
PO BOX TIME!!
Colouring book (mandala), Self-love journal made by a fan, earrings in a velvet box (no business shoutouts).
Amber's been sitting down and taking a load off for the last
Amber just had psych appointment, and is so glad to be starting Zoloft again, as her angzite has been really bad lately. I guess Amber's already memory-holed her telling her previous psychologist that she wanted to stop taking them (as well as her years of non-compliance), due to her self diagnosed pharmacophobia.
Amber hopes it works because she's tired of the constant anxiety - yet not tired enough to actually do the mental/behavioural work to lessen and control the anxiety.
JUMP CUT!! Pillow-talk with Jade [SKIP]
Slept in her clothes and makeup from the day before - she's a changed gorl!
Asking Jade to go cook her something.
Amber's getting ready, because they're going to a museum. Amber's conflicted about what hideous dirt-metal earrings and necklace she's going to wear today.
Amber tells a story about how her Peter Griffin chin has gotten so big, that it's the only spot where her foundation wore off when she slept in her makeup. Oh, now she's saying it ended up on Jade from an 'intense makeout session'.
Amber sits and watches her old vlogs - for research purposes, of course. Amber can't see the sharp decline in her vlog quality that everyone else does. Self-absorbed-lynn doesn't notice the distinct lack of side-characters being the main problem.
Riding in the car. Amber narrates boring shit. [SKIP]
Roots 101 African American Museum: Amber films for 39 seconds (no people; no commentary).
They're back. Amber found it 'hands on' and 'powerful'.
MUSEUM HAUL!!! Shirt for Jade, and earrings for Amber.
"Easter video wasn't filmed on Easter.. it was filmed a couple of days before". Amber's eyes are darting everywhere. They wanted to exchange gifts early. She's just mentioning this to try and prove haydurs wrong - probably about the Strawberry Hill cake being an Easter gift or something stupid.
She stares at herself in the viewfinder so much, that when she actually makes eye-contact, it's unsettling:
[NEXT DAY]
Amber wanted to start her next vlog, but realized she didn't put sufficient filler in the last one, so here we go!
PO BOX TIME!!
Colouring book (mandala), Self-love journal made by a fan, earrings in a velvet box (no business shoutouts).
TL;DR: Amber talks about meeting 'important people' (and then of course gives us nothing - unless she was being clever and the statues at the museum were the important people). She and Jade go to the Roots 101 African American Museum and film for all of 39 seconds. Amber gets a colouring book, journal, and earrings from her PO Box.
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