🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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VirginMary said:
It's sad, but I knew exactly what you were talking about....

The pink pant spectacle starts at around 8:10.

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This immediately came to mind lol
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maybe a pigeon said:
Also, breasts are very affected by weight gain and loss, pregnancy, breastfeeding, and menopause. And they have next to no muscle tissue, just glands, skin, and fat.

So basically, if you’re a Deathfat, you’re packing an Amber arm‘s worth of fat into each breast, without any skeleton or muscles to help hold it up. You’ll notice that her tricep is perkier than her funbags—that’s because it has some structure.

So why no bra? Why not yank the girls up where they belong? That’s the second or third time in a week that she has vlogged with no bra on. It’s because Amber really is exactly like the Deathfats on MSHPL. A lot of them go braless too, because manufacturers don’t make bras in size 70B.

And Amber’s all “I guess I should have worn a bra—but it’s OK.” Keep telling yourself that, lardass, as your dugs work their way further towards your knees.
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Not next to, but no no muscle tissue whatsoever. Muscle is underneath the breast. Based on ct scans, the average breast is 70 percent fat and 30 percent tissue. The study contained 50 women and it was in the context of breast cancer. But still interesting.

The results:

Algorithm performance assessment demonstrated very good or excellent agreement between algorithm and radiologist observers in 97.7% of the segmented data. We observed that even in dense breasts the fraction of glandular tissue seldom exceeded 50%. For most individuals the composition is better characterized as being a 70% (fat)−30% (gland) composition than a 50% (fat)−50% (gland) composition.
 
Hey, where's all the fiber we heard about? Thirty grams a day is an assload for normies, but a 1000x increase for Amber, unless you make her special chili. Maybe it's in the red lentil in the dietician-approved MAC AND CHEESE BITES.

If you ask a food scientist they'll tell you the difference in natural and artificial flavors is pretty much the age of the technology. Even Campari and Aperol don't use bugs anymore for color.

She's on the record as saying sparkling water is gross, plus forbidden after WLS. Why she's drinking it with scary beaver butt, and can't put a slice of fruit or mint in it is beyond me.
 

meeting my surgeon | in clinic weigh in, what surgery I'm getting, & weight loss goal​

 
The problem with liars is that they always manage to trip themselves up.

Starts 2023 at 500.
Last weight she told us: 523
Weight on this scale, wherever it is: 528
Weight she says she started at with the WLS: 533

5 pounds down from supposed WLS scale, 5 pounds up from what she told us. She wonders why nobody believes her bullshit.
 
Did she actually show the scale part like in her thumbnail? I skimmed the archive and just saw her hooves waddling in a parking lot.

ETA: Wasn't the "523" what she said she weighed at the clinic after finding out her scale was broken and off by 30lbs? so this next clinic weigh in is a gain regardless where she started?

What a retarded mess, I'm so glad she'll never be a mother.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
The problem with liars is that they always manage to trip themselves up.

Starts 2023 at 500.
Last weight she told us: 523
Weight on this scale, wherever it is: 528
Weight she says she started at with the WLS: 533

5 pounds down from supposed WLS scale, 5 pounds up from what she told us. She wonders why nobody believes her bullshit.
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This is even dumber than Amber, it's Jade and Amber, how do these two always end up failing harder than just doing another "things I've lied about" video. Jade's brand of damage control reminds me of my 5 y/o cousins trying to scam me.
 
Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in less than 4 minutes! 28 MINUTE VIDEO with a stupid thumbnail of Amber on a scale with an over-exaggerated, Piink Sparkles open-mouthed expression....

Okay, breathe... you can do this... you've stared down the Borg! Alright, ENGAGE!

AMAZON HAUL!
Needs to haul NOW because she'll be wearing them to her appointment: new black flats! I guess she wants to make a good first impression and having your shoes smell like death ain't it. She should have also washed her hair, but baby steps.

Also, another new Maxi dress (not from the Bitch-is-huge brand), ridiculous fidget toy, LEGO-themed index cards, coasters, more ice sphere trays.

WLS appointment today. SOOOPER NERVOUS!!!

[7 HOURS LATER]

In the bathroom folding towels and about to shower (AFTER the appointment instead of before). She doesn't brush her hair when it's wet, because it causes more hair to get pulled out.

She finally met her surgeon. Such a good appointment and so much more hopeful than she's been... she's PUMPED.

[WLS UPDATE]

Amber's going to give 'bullet points' (so I will too).

There's something happening that she doesn't want to talk about because when she tells us, she doesn't want her audience saying that she lied. Amber calls this transparency.

[TOPIC 1: Gallbladder Removal Surgery]

  • Doctor doesn't have a 'full answer' on whether he'll do it or not during WLS, and Amber needs to have an ultrasound.
  • Amber says doctor thinks it might be better to be done as a separate surgery.

[TOPIC 2: SURGERY TIMELINE]

  • Dr says 12 months no binging prior to surgery was 'crazy', and wanted to meet Amber and get 'another second opinion'. It was a suggestion based on the mystery information that Amber's keeping from us.
  • Amber wants her audience to TRUST HER (not a chance, Ambo).
  • She will be reassessed after her 12 therapy sessions. And could get the surgery in 3-4 months after being approved.

[TOPIC 3: WHAT SURGERY I'M GETTING]

  • Amber chose what she thought was best for her (gastric bypass), and her Dr said 'LOL NO'. He's chosen SADI (I'm hoping @I call shenanigans will cover this). Amber has quite a few friends from TV shows that have gotten that!
  • Ambo, the people you watch on TV aren't your friends - they don't even know you exist. Get professional help.
  • The doctor told her that if she followed the plan, her BMI could drop below 30 - and then Amber laughed at him. Be in awe of the dedication, gorls.

[TOPIC 4: WEIGH IN]

  • Amber has done absolutely EVERYTHING they have asked her to do.
  • First WLS appointment weigh in 533lbs (when she was telling us that she was 520lbs)
  • WLS appointment from 'today' weigh in 529.5lbs (when she was telling us that she went down to 503 and back up to 523lbs).
  • Amber thought she was going to weigh 535lbs.
  • So, yes, she HAS been lying about her weight.
  • Amber thinks that this proves her weigh in aren't fake (obviously that 520lbs weigh in was fake)

[TOPIC 5: YOU AREN'T DOING WHAT THEY'RE TELLING YOU TO DO]

  • People telling her this makes her sad. People tell her that she shouldn't eat the things in her grocery hauls, but they're allowed. (Just because it's allowed doesn't mean you SHOULD do it, Ambo. You're ALLOWED to go to the store and buy cigarettes - remember that rant ymade the other day?)
  • The doctors are teaching her about food in such a healthy way of thinking (which is why she's lost a whopping 3.3lbs in 4 MONTHS).

[TOPIC 6: ONLY GOING TO THERAPY SO SHE CAN GET WLS]

  • True - because she's trying to save her life.
  • Amber acts like a bit of a cunt in this section.

[TOPIC 7: THE BAD VIBE AROUND MY SURGERY]

  • People are putting such a bad vibe around WLS, which is scary because she wants to have positive energy. (Grow up, Amber).
  • Amber is PASSIONATE about this! People are downplaying her accomplishments (such as nuking her BED diagnosis from orbit, and losing those 3.5 EL-BEEZ!)
  • According to her surgeon, the scale comes second, the head and heart comes first.

[TOPIC 8: WEIGHT LOSS GOAL]

  • Amber asked for a goal, because she's very goal-oriented.
  • Goal: 1lb/wk for the next month.

[TOPIC 8(again): PASSIONATE ABOUT SAVING MY LIFE]

  • Amber's being long winded because she's passionate about saving her life (and not because she needs to cram as many ads as possible into this video).
  • Amber knows you've been shitting on her cherry purse (which looks like she's strung a coin purse across her back. I thought you didn't read the comments, gorl?)
  • This subject is too passionate for her to not constantly engage with the haydurs. To those ambabies: she sees you, but IT'S NOT ENOUGH! She needs to spend her time being a raging bitch to the haydurs to get more of them on board with supporting her.

PO BOX TIME!!
She got a KERMIT from 'Frank' (FBI Frank I'm sure!), book 'Meditation for Fidgety Skeptics', cat earrings, cat keychain, stickers.

[PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON AMBER]

BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!!
Q:Why did you say Sizzlin' my Nizzlin'? Amber's confused. Oh wait, it's because she's weird.
Q:Have you watched any good movies or shows lately? Amber's watching the first Avatar again. It's taken her over a week to watch it, because she has the attention span of a goldfish, except for when she's talking about herself.
Q:Have you ever had skyline chili? NO.
Q:What is your opinion of eloping and not telling family. Amber thinks that's tea and to go do it. Amber would! YOLO!

[PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: DON'T TAKE LIFE ADVICE FROM AMBER]

Amber has a busy 5 days. People coming over, things that she can't talk about, so she can't vlog (though I'm sure we'll be treated to more of the same severely out of date non-tent, so don't worry)!

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TL;DR: AMBER HAS BEEN LYING ABOUT HER WEIGHT - she's been giving her audience the weigh in values from the car parts scale, knowing it's been reading her way lower than the scale at the clinic. She was 533lbs during her first WLS appointment, and weighed in at 529.5lbs at this most recent appointment. If Amber successfully completes her 12 psych appointments, she COULD be 'approved for surgery in 3-4 months', which would be the SADI (not gastric bypass). Amber has to lose 1lb per week for the next month to show progress to her team. The fate of her gallbladder is unknown and hangs in the balance... Oh yeah, and (FBI?) Frank gave Amber a stuffed Kermit doll.

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the weeknd warrior said:
This is even dumber than Amber, it's Jade and Amber, how do these two always end up failing harder than just doing another "things I've lied about" video. Jade's brand of damage control reminds me of my 5 y/o cousins trying to scam me.
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Calculating their combined intelligence is like multiplying a fraction by a fraction.
 
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Is she claiming she hasn’t gained weight because this is a new weightloss clinic and in her mind the past weigh in don’t count? Seems like the “thing that happend” was the old place dropped her.
 
Thank you, Boolean Bitch for doing the work of the Lord.

Boolean Bitch sayeth:

Q:Have you ever had skyline chili? NO.

We all knew not to trust Amber's choices, but this confirms it. It's right down the road, and she has her own house slave to fetch it. Skyline chili is nectar of Gods, and there are no other opinions.
 
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Bibbity Bobbity said:
Thank you, Boolean Bitch for doing the work of the Lord.

Boolean Bitch sayeth:

Q:Have you ever had skyline chili? NO.

We all knew not to trust Amber's choices, but this confirms it. It's right down the road, and she has her own house slave to fetch it. Skyline chili is nectar of Gods, and there are no other opinions.
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I don’t have a skyline anywhere near me but kingcobra had a can of sauce one stream and I found it in my grocery store but the fucker was like $9 a can.
One day I’ll get to judge it.
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
Thank you, Boolean Bitch for doing the work of the Lord.

Boolean Bitch sayeth:

Q:Have you ever had skyline chili? NO.

We all knew not to trust Amber's choices, but this confirms it. It's right down the road, and she has her own house slave to fetch it. Skyline chili is nectar of Gods, and there are no other opinions.
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You’re talking about the chili ladled onto spaghetti noodles topped with cheese, onions, and oyster crackers right?
 
Goatchoker said:
Yeppers.
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I had friends from Ohio and they made that. I said y’all trippin at first…then I tried it. It was fucking delicious! Now when I make chili I make sure and freeze some just for skyline chili now.
Ain’t no way in hell the ham planet cuntsicle would EVER even try it. It’s just too different from her usual non-food food.
 
Totally real FBI Frank said:
You’re talking about the chili ladled onto spaghetti noodles topped with cheese, onions, and oyster crackers right?
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It also has a host of Macedonian spices, and red beans if you like. Don't forget the hot sauce. Also tops coney dogs.

Baby bitches like Amber say "That's not real chili," and refuse to try it ('Cause real chili has mushrooms and chicken broth.)
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Amber chose what she thought was best for her (gastric bypass), and her Dr said 'LOL NO'. He's chosen SADI (I'm hoping @I call shenanigans will cover this).
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I haven’t watch the stream yet and I’m heading out for the day shortly, so will give a brief run down now. The SADI-S procedure (Single anastomosis duodenum-ileal bypass with sleeve gastrectomy) is pretty much the newest of the WLS. It’s a modified DS (duodenal switch) surgery. A combination of both sleeve gastrectomy and RNY bypass. The modification that changes this from the DS is th SA (single anastomosis) part, plus they also bypass less of the intestine to try to increase nutrient absorption. This surgery was really designed to help stop the malnutrition that DS patients struggle with. The SA terminology just means the surgeon will loop the intestine back up to the stomach for the bypass without cutting it. SADI-S gastric bypass (yeah Amber can’t even get that pat right) is often performed in two seperate surgeries. The sleeve gastrectomy is first because it’s quick so less risk for the most obese of folk out there. After about a year, once significant weight has been lost, then the surgeon will go back to complete the gastric bypass part of the surgery. In Amber’s case though, as a self pay, he may well do it in one hit. Definitely not a surgery I’d want because GERD and stomach ulcers are very common issues after surgery. This is the surgery Tammy Slaton had.
Boolean Bitch said:
[TOPIC 1: Gallbladder Removal Surgery]

  • Doctor doesn't have a 'full answer' on whether he'll do it or not during WLS, and Amber needs to have an ultrasound.
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Well D’oh Amber. He’s not going to take out an organ without getting confirmation that he needs to.
Boolean Bitch said:
  • Amber says doctor thinks it might be better to be done as a separate surgery.
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This had me a bit baffled for a few minutes because gallbladder removal is very common during WLS. Then it dawned on me that the surgeon may not be expecting to ever give her WLS, in which case if her gallbladder is really knackered then he might do that but not the WLS, rather than the other way around (ie WLS then gallbladder removal later). It may also be the case that Amber’s got health insurance which does cover gallbladder removal but not bariatric surgery, so there’s no urgency to do both at the same time on such a high risk patient.

ETA: finally found some time to watch this very telling video. My TLDR is Amber goes to see the surgeon with her list of demands and gets nowhere. She heard what she wanted to hear but the surgeon actually gave her the brush off. The real conversation went something like this.

A: My gallbladder needs removing and you should do that and WLS at the same time
D: I'll make that decision after I see a scan, and I'll decide if or when that will be removed.
A: I've decided I want Gastric Bypass because I know my body and what's best for me
D: That's my decision and you're wrong
A: 12 months no binging is stupid
D: Fix you fucking head first and prove it with consistent weightloss.
A: I can do that, I'll phone in my weigh-ins
D: My scale doesn't lie like yours does. You'll come to my office every month because that's the only scale that matters.
A: How much do I need to lose because I need a goal
D: Just lose something FFS, anything is better than the gaining you've done up until now.

Also of note. She started with the gallbladder first. Telling to me because she's always claimed that they will do WLS when they take out a gallbladder. She says hers is fucked because she thinks getting approval for gallbladder removal will fast track WLS. The reality is that the opposite priority is true. Having WLS will often fast track having gallbladder removal. This was 100% her trying to manipulate the surgeon.
 
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