🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I call shenanigans said:
Please stop saying she’ll burst something. I’ve explained many times why that doesn’t happen anymore and hasn’t for years. Besides that, her choice of surgeon gives his non-compliant patients a special surgery (it’s a form of Duodenal Switch) where they take a much smaller section of stomach out but far more of the intestine is bypassed.
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NO.

They're still non compliant. They STILL die painfully. Doesn't matter. And surgeons still perform gastric sleeve, and duodenal switch can still burst.
 
Goatchoker said:
Oh I member. It’s the one where she, with her 140IQ, couldn’t figure out how to put dead flowers in a bag right? Or the Christmas one, they might be the same though.


I’ve noticed her leaning on counters more so recently. So the jump cuts make me feel like she’s struggling to just breathe and be upright.

eta: her grocery hauls make me MATI. There is SO MUCH FOOD and they get at least $200 worth of shit twice a week. For 2 adults.

Also, I might be misremembering butttttt…… remember when everyone told her wax melts/diffusers and the like aren’t good for pets, but she buys 2 new ones after her proclaiming she “didn’t know” and she’ll be better.
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You didn’t really think that somebody capable of slingshotting one cat behind her back and letting another kitty escape to god only knows what fate so she could get the one SHE wanted to be a responsible enough pet owner to give up her waxxies now did you? Besides, poor animals would have probably died from the fetid stench of unwashed corn hole and broccoli farts anyway……
 

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TheCakeIsALie said:
Then there’s Amber. She holds a lot of weight in her butt (she has butt wings), legs and in her abdomen. I actually do believe she has lymphedema, you can see a little of it in the right most pic.
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Not to be too pedantic/autistic but it’s been proven by myself and a few other Farmers that she has a frog- ass, and her “caboose” or “butt wings” as you call it is actually an excessive amount of back fat directly above her tiny, flat, Hank Hill-Esque ass. I know it’s difficult to fathom such inhuman proportions over and above the many obvious ones existing on Hamber, but here you have it:
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CloverKitty said:
Not to be too pedantic/autistic but it’s been proven by myself and a few other Farmers that she has a frog- ass, and her “caboose” or “butt wings” as you call it is actually an excessive amount of back fat directly above her tiny, flat, Hank Hill-Esque ass. I know it’s difficult to fathom such inhuman proportions over and above the many obvious ones existing on Hamber, but here you have it:
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The amount of sagging skin that Amber would have if she loses any significant amount of weight would be remarkable. Her arms would be flapping like wings, her back fat, and her stomach and legs would melt to a shape unrecognizable from a human. The cost and pain to remove them would be massive. Fortunately, the likeliness of Amber losing such amount of weight is infinitesimal. Amber loves eating too much and is too lazy for her to do the work necessary for it. Instead, we will see the skin slowly stretching from the effect of gravity and the loss of collagen in the skin from the lack of estrogen. We already see it from her face becoming more and more oblong instead of round as before.
 
HackerX said:
I am trying to imagine leggings in any other color and very intrigued. Those hamhocks are transcendent.
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/clean-with-me-literally-12-15-2020.81571/ is the thread with the archive of this.

dfranki723 said:
....Also this shit is PEAK Peter GriffinLynn.

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Turd Fergusson said:
The amount of sagging skin that Amber would have if she loses any significant amount of weight would be remarkable. Her arms would be flapping like wings, her back fat, and her stomach and legs would melt to a shape unrecognizable from a human. The cost and pain to remove them would be massive. Fortunately, the likeliness of Amber losing such amount of weight is infinitesimal. Amber loves eating too much and is too lazy for her to do the work necessary for it. Instead, we will see the skin slowly stretching from the effect of gravity and the loss of collagen in the skin from the lack of estrogen. We already see it from her face becoming more and more oblong instead of round as before.
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Regarding the picture of her in the pink pants - I can't remember the weight she was claiming at the end of 2020, but a month after that in 2021 (during her first weigh in of the year, I think), she was claiming 536.4lbs. That's only 13lbs more than what she's currently claiming to weigh.
 
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VirginMary said:
It's sad, but I knew exactly what you were talking about....

The pink pant spectacle starts at around 8:10.

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And that folks is why she wears dresses instead of tops with her leggings when she leaves the house. She absolutely does not want people to see her stomach in all it's hideousness.

I'm eagerly awaiting the video that details her surgeon appointment. I just wish she wasn't such a liar because I want to know what truly went down and not Amber's distorted version.
 
Who else remembers when Amber wanted to be the Morton salt girl for Halloween? She said she was talking to Eric about how to pull off the costume which entails wearing white tights.
 
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Why do death fats have such sad tits? If her bellybutton was in the normal place they would sit on top of it. They are so far from where they should be. The only nice-ish thing I'll say is that she doesn't claim they're amazing and great like Chantal. does.
 
Not sure if this was posted yet, but Can someone explain to me why our dainty 5 foot tall fairy gorl is taller than a mazda CX-5 , which stands at 65.4 inches (5.4 feet)? Really nitpicky, but I'm feeling a little catty today
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Is our dainty queen actually 5.6? If so, there's no way she's in the 400s, or whatever lah of a number she's telling us, to be that tall AND packing so much lard. Also I remember her mentioning that she's a size 9 (maybe ankle ball room).Pretty big shoe for someone who's 5.3 or whatever height she's settled with this cycle.
 
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pippeyyy said:
Why do death fats have such sad tits? If her bellybutton was in the normal place they would sit on top of it. They are so far from where they should be. The only nice-ish thing I'll say is that she doesn't claim they're amazing and great like Chantal. does.
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They're heavy.
 
pippeyyy said:
Why do death fats have such sad tits? If her bellybutton was in the normal place they would sit on top of it. They are so far from where they should be. The only nice-ish thing I'll say is that she doesn't claim they're amazing and great like Chantal. does.
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Women store fat in their breasts. Fat hangs way more than breast tissue, so the skin around the breasts loses elasticity much faster due to all of the excess lard. That's why fats have pancake sidewinders.
 
MarvelousMess said:
Notice our gorl is buying store brand food and drink 😂😂 nothing wrong with that but she normally doesn’t.
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Your obvious answer is obvious. Brand names cost more and her income, well... has been taking a hit.

On a personal level, why pay more? I always buy store brand and Costco being the perfect example, their store brands are often made by the same damn company with the high-dollar label. Especially true with their vodka, which I know on an intimate basis.

But it makes me laugh... she's compromising her standards. Something us no count fucks do on the regular just to pay our bills. The hilarity to me is she still comes off as " high class".

Sparkling fucking water is Sparkling fucking water. Doesn't matter an iota whose name is on the bottle. Same with coffee. A $7.59 big jug of Folgers at Costco will save ya millions over a daily Mocha Cocho Fuck Me Latte $12 cup of go juice at Starbucks on the daily.

Reality seems to be setting in.
 
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