🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Gimme the skinny]

Holy fat batman

Holy bat wings fatman she has perpetual T. rex arms!!!!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

GIBBIE DEM LAYRGS GORL

Everyone in this thread knows I am been waiting for those gams for years gorlie.
I wanna see dem fetid, soggy, sloshy, sweaty, leaking, weeping, bleeding, splitting ,bumpy, mottled, purple, varicose veined , lumpy, crusty, musty, skin cracked, poc marked LAYRGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

A description worth the term "work of art".

I swear I've posted this before but I cant find it in the search...

Thanks, gorl.

he zippy little Mazda SUV has a maximum payload of 1,019 pounds. Amber is over half the payload. And you're supposed to be able to get 5 people in this thing. Amber is 550. The front passenger seat and front right tire are holding half the entire payload. This car must drive like shit.
Jade is 230.. So combined they are 780 leaving a TINY amount left for just over 200 pounds of cargo. This is ridiculous.

Hamber likes cheap, tacky, plastic shit. That doesn't weigh much. Even the food she gets isn't heavy, really.

Amber's wardrobe puzzles me. For someone who has done countless hauls and owns masses of clothes, she doesn't appear to vary her outfits much. It has been one oversized t-shirt after another, no doubt paired with no pants and a giant blanket.

How many pieces of clothing has made it to the Goodwill with the tag still on it? Tons.

Could it be that she has gained so much weight--and her post-menopausal body has changed shape enough--that the vast majority of her clothes don't fit???

I can see this as possible. Just how large does Torrid go? She buys a mix of 4 and 6, but even many of the sixes didn't fit when she wasn't 560 pounds.

How can that be? She's working with a dietician, y'all. And a psyCHOLogist.

With the latter for years, and with entire past year, according to her. Yeah, right.

First of all, Grandma-era ALR is back in full force. Who else would think to pair a sheer lace overdress with a stretchy pink dress from a completely different ensemble? Who else would wear a literal Halloween costume in April?

She's a trendsetter, shitlord. You just don't know haute couture like Hamber does.

I suspect this is an unspoken arrangement where each have things to gain. They’re not sexually intimate. I’m sure.

Excuse you, they're having all kinds of sexytimes, according to Hamber, noted truth-teller.

No one loves exchanging gifts more than Amber and her girlfriend usually comes off very well out of this.

Except for poor Becky. "I got you this cheap, tacky rainbow bracelet. Because you're a lesbian!"

I’d love to think that Jade has the long term grift going on and plans to open a YouTube when she leaves and spill all Ambers secrets and all her lies.

That would be more interesting if we didn't know so very many of her lies.

The fact that she wants to remain off camera actually indicates that she’s doing a bunk after she’s drained Amber of as much money as she can.

I wonder if she's managed to collect any cold, hard cash.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

We don’t know Jade at all.

Oh, but we do. Previously in this episode of the Fat White Gorl thread, we got to see Jade's previous adoration -- a not quite as fat, but still bulky as fuck white gorl who in my opinion was much cuter than Hamber is or will ever be.

We have zero idea of what happened with that relationship. But the proof is in the dumpling fat pudding -- Jade likes her some way oversized wimmens and they have to be white. Hamber's DaQween in dat regard. Simply, Jade is a fucked up fetish feeder. She's stays off camera because she knows this is true. Off camera, she's sucking fat folds and making Hamber orgasmic. By the way, all y'all seen any of dem love hickeys lately that Hamber would so proudly display? No? Me either, but it doesn't change the fact that Jade can't help her fetish. It's as bad or worse than Hamber's food addiction.

Perfect couple, each feeding the other's fucked up fetish. Top hat ahoy me if you think I'm wrong. But it is the only dynamic at work here, no big grift, nothing else.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Is she dead yet?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Is she dead yet?

Sorry, no

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Amber's wardrobe puzzles me. For someone who has done countless hauls and owns masses of clothes, she doesn't appear to vary her outfits much. It has been one oversized t-shirt after another, no doubt paired with no pants and a giant blanket.

Could it be that she has gained so much weight--and her post-menopausal body has changed shape enough--that the vast majority of her clothes don't fit???

How can that be? She's working with a dietician, y'all. And a psyCHOLogist.

At any rate, her last few vlogs and the sighting outside of the apartment have gladdened my heart.

First of all, Grandma-era ALR is back in full force. Who else would think to pair a sheer lace overdress with a stretchy pink dress from a completely different ensemble? Who else would wear a literal Halloween costume in April?

Sure, she's lacking the Pebbles Flintstone hair bow of yore, as well as the circa 2015 statement necklaces, but in her most recent lewk, look at the masterful combination of red and black she's wearing. It's a matchy-matchy symphony obviously chosen to coordinate with the Mazda she so much resembles. And the cherry on top--pun intended--is her choice to accessorize her outfit with her sized Medium (not Mini) Kate Spade cherry backpack.

Here it is modeled by another lovely young lady. For the curious, the dimensions are just under 10 inches squared x 4 inches deep.

View attachment 5067750

I fucking KNEW it was a regular sized book bag………bahahahahahahahahahahah.
Goddamn heifer.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

If we ever, EVER see her legs, we can be sure her bank account is at zero and she’s beyond desperate.

We’re all used to her little vanities, real or fake because she thinks they’re quirky but this, her legs. THAT is her one serious, major, massive insecurity. She would rather projectile vomit all over Twinky on a live and have that go viral for the wrong reasons than let anyone get a glimpse of her legs.

Like so many death fats, her ‘solutions’ to her health issues can always be enacted in some mythical tomorrow but in her mind, she can always become a skinny legend.

She’s been told, you know she has, that she will always have lymphedema and while it may improve, it won’t go away. I suspect that’s why she doesn’t get treatment. She’s afraid it will simply confirm what she knows- she’s stuck with it.

I’ve seen a number of people with it but no one as badly off with it as she appears to be. I can guarantee it looks and smells as badly as any of us can imagine.

I also think it’s a factor in her not seriously working on weight loss. As bizarre as she looks now, she’d look even stranger with a more normal sized top half and her legs not shrinking much.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Holy fat batman

You rang?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Remember up above somewhere where I capped a comment from Hamber's channel and then a reply to that, which said the poster heard whatever the commenter was saying in David Attenborough's voice?

Haydur Nation is far more creative than Hamber can even pretend to be.



Edit:

Fuck you, Hamber.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Sorry, no

Well, is she fatter?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Well, is she fatter?

The answer to that question is always yes. Always.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Those Reddit photos that were shared? I have to say it. I honestly thought she would look bigger. Maybe it’s because she’s short, but I thought her body would look more rotund. Maybe I need my eyes checked.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Little kids definitely roast her ass in public. They have zero filter.

Misread that as "roost in her ass". My day is ruined and now so is the rest of yours.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Arrogant bitchlet. She tears the person who sent her the high end baked goods several new assholes and wishes her in hell.

But after that dramatic diatribe based on a whole lot of paranoid suppositions, suddenly she wants to talk? I hasten to add not to attack her but to UNDERSTAND her… or him.

Isn’t that special? Isn’t that so… empathetic of ALR? Use a person who was simply trying to do something nice to stir the dead ashes of stale victimhood, (didn’t work), then when she sees her manufactured pissy fit didn’t go down well, plays the “let’s talk” card.

Her Inner Bitch shines through - it’s all about HER wanting to understand this person as opposed to a more normal exchange of views. It is not important for the other person to understand anything about ALR although I hope she does now.

Her DMs are open, peasant so get on it immediately!

And ignore the fact that there’s no ‘please’ or ‘thank you’ or hint that the great ALR may be wrong.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I really hope she gets weight loss surgery. She really believes that she will lose weight and her body will just snap into a human shape. I want to see that disappointment then reaction.

Same. I just watched a fairly recent video from Amber’s favourite “Learning to be fearless” Alex Rodrigues. She really is stacking the weight back on again after her gastric bypass. She never even got out of the morbidly obese BMI before she started to regain. At least she hasn’t managed to get pregnant yet, and hopefully her experience with parenthood will remain with Bruno her dog.

Let's say some bleeding heart gave her surgery. The liability would be astronomical. This pachyderm absolutely WILL, not may but, WILL, burst...something and likely die on the kitchen floor, or operating table.

Please stop saying she’ll burst something. I’ve explained many times why that doesn’t happen anymore and hasn’t for years. Besides that, her choice of surgeon gives his non-compliant patients a special surgery (it’s a form of Duodenal Switch) where they take a much smaller section of stomach out but far more of the intestine is bypassed. This surgery works more on malabsorption of calories eaten, than it does on restriction. It’s the same surgery he gave Tammy Slaton. She absolutely will NOT burst anything with current day technology, methods, and surgical tools. The most that Amber would suffer if she over-ate is vomiting and extreme pain until her stomach pouch can empty. Mind you, she will end up with extremely stinky shits and farts (due to undigested foods), as well as almost constant diarrhoea, and likely wish she never had the surgery. Plus she’ll need to quickly overcome her fear of taking vitamins because she’ll be on double doses of everything for the rest of her life. In her case it will be multivitamins, D3, B12, calcium citrate, iron and vitamin c, and maybe magnesium. That’s the minimum.

 

[Crystalgoat]

@lol cow supreme you forgot to factor in the weight of the fuel in your calculations. A full tank of fuel is around 130 pounds. As long as ALR is only 550 pounds there isn’t much weight left

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

I really hope she gets weight loss surgery. She really believes that she will lose weight and her body will just snap into a human shape. I want to see that disappointment then reaction.

Same here. I'm in for the long run for this. I hope I get to see some despair as Amber rants about how her final magic bullet failed to give her a slim and sexy body, denying her a take-that to her dispeckful fat-shaming haydurs.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Those Reddit photos that were shared? I have to say it. I honestly thought she would look bigger. Maybe it’s because she’s short, but I thought her body would look more rotund. Maybe I need my eyes checked.

It’s because she was wearing all black and that is slimeeeeeeeeeeen. Dark colors take off 5 to a couple three hundred pounds don’t ya know?

 

[Witch Bitch]

Some redditor lives in the same complex as Hamber and MG,W and saw them returning from somewhere.

View attachment 5066653
Miss Dainty Trauma naturally not bothering to carry anything in. That's for peasants slaves caretakers gfs.

Her weight is defiantly "dropping", my guess as before is her skin cant maintain the elasticity it had before so it's turning more into an apron.

Also of course she isnt helping carry anything. She's carrying 350lbs at all times shes gotta have her hands free incase she falls again and she needs total concentration on breathing as she hustles for the safety of home.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Wasn't she supposed to leave that flat and go in another state by now?