🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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El Conserje said:
These pics have the same energy as Big Foot sightings in the wild. I wonder if she is gonna find about this and whether she will record her reaction or keep it quiet.
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Hamber keep quiet? Oh, how I giggle!! I suspect a full-on dispecktful piece of shit tirade incoming after she sees this.

But Sweet Baby Black Jesus, gorl be MASSIVE! No filters and the sheer size of those tree trunks is horrifying 😳.
 
pippeyyy said:
I really hope she gets weight loss surgery. She really believes that she will lose weight and her body will just snap into a human shape. I want to see that disappointment then reaction.

I'm always shocked at her unfiltered body. Her true size is lost on me sometimes. We don't usually have an idea of just how enormous she is until we see her in the wild.
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She will never get surgery. She is the poorest candidate just like Jennifer Armstrong.
You have to RUHLIZZE that this beheem constantly stops her diets because "I need, liek...fud to...survive!" and "Beckeh doesn't unnersand...nuTRITON liel...I do..."

No doctor worth his license will so much as dignify her with a response other than to prove it by losing a large amount of weight over a time period of months, or even a year PLUS therapy of the doctor's choosing/reference.

Let's say some bleeding heart gave her surgery. The liability would be astronomical. This pachyderm absolutely WILL, not may but, WILL, burst...something and likely die on the kitchen floor, or operating table. She is 100% as incorrigible as Steven Assanti--and probably smells just as fetid.

Besides: She couldn't afford, or have patience for, PT for Joaquin, exercise, PT for bone deformities/loose skin issues, etc.

* Side characters
* layyyyygs
* Bare feeeeet
* Toes and toenails

Or fuck off Youtube and make room for the next 35 more interesting up and coming cows.
 
As always, it's not the addicts, but the ENABLERS that fascinate me. Addicts gonna do what they gonna do- that's their job. Enablers have a choice.

Jade walked into this fully formed mess. She wasn't yet codependent to a rapid gainer. If you're gonna whore yourself out, there's wealthier, better located and less stanky people to seek arrangement with.

And I mean WHORE. Moving your black ass from NYC to the buttfucking South to mimic an interracial "lesbian" "relationship". THIS is how you want to spend your 20s? Driving moderately incomed 600 pounders around? Sell out better, bitch.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Some redditor lives in the same complex as Hamber and MG,W and saw them returning from somewhere.

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Her body really is melting to the ground. Look at her leg in the first one. Beyond being as massive as an elephant's, the weight of her thigh is really sinking over her knees now. Hamber's going to be wearing an extra fat suit over her existing one. Miss Dainty Trauma naturally not bothering to carry anything in. That's for peasants slaves caretakers gfs.
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Ah, I see FatAl is still rocking those tiny backpacks. Of all the idiotic things she does I think the tiny backpacks are my favorite.

It just looks so fuckin' RIDICULOUS. The gigantic human(?) mountain and that itty bitty backpack, never fails to brighten the day. 🥰
 
marjoram said:
Ah, I see FatAl is still rocking those tiny backpacks. Of all the idiotic things she does I think the tiny backpacks are my favorite.

It just looks so fuckin' RIDICULOUS. The gigantic human(?) mountain and that itty bitty backpack, never fails to brighten the day. 🥰
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The tiny backpacks are always so funny.
They are so dwarfed by the fat around her.
I often think about the logistics of getting her wallet out of her tiny backpack and how insane that must also look. Short ass t-Rex arms.

Also. I’m fucking mad that first photo has the mirror in the way. I wanna see them layyygs in all their glory.
 
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marjoram said:
Ah, I see FatAl is still rocking those tiny backpacks. Of all the idiotic things she does I think the tiny backpacks are my favorite.

It just looks so fuckin' RIDICULOUS. The gigantic human(?) mountain and that itty bitty backpack, never fails to brighten the day. 🥰
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Every one of her outfits screams circus fat lady--especially that polka dot see-through monstrosity and that ass ugly blue velvet and black lace dress--which would look downright tawdry even on a right sized woman.
The backpacks fucking SEND me. They're like teensy Polly Pocket postage stamps on her IMAX screen of a fat back.
 
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In other news, she no longer has any functioning ankuls because Becky did one of those Marvel Vs Capcom three-bar super moves and she'll let us know about the ER visit she changed clothes for after she pushes five more prerecorded vlogs.

ETA: Stfu Jade, no one needs your one twat PR team writing her fauxpologies. Your total IQ adds up to like 79, fuck off with this shit. If stupid people weren't annoying enough, now there's two of them thinking they're running game on the entirety of the internet.
 
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Goatchoker said:
The tiny backpacks are always so funny.
They are so dwarfed by the fat around her.
I often think about the logistics of getting her wallet out of her tiny backpack and how insane that must also look. Short ass t-Rex arms.

Also. I’m fucking mad that first photo has the mirror in the way. I wanna see them layyygs in all their glory.
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GIBBIE DEM LAYRGS GORL

Everyone in this thread knows I am been waiting for those gams for years gorlie.
I wanna see dem fetid, soggy, sloshy, sweaty, leaking, weeping, bleeding, splitting ,bumpy, mottled, purple, varicose veined , lumpy, crusty, musty, skin cracked, poc marked LAYRGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
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Xenomorph said:
GIBBIE DEM LAYRGS GORL

Everyone in this thread I am been waiting for those gams for years gorlie.
I wanna see dem fetid, soggy, sloshy, sweaty, leaking, weeping, bleeding, splitting ,bumpy, mottled, purple, varicose veined , lumpy, crusty, musty, skin cracked, poc marked LAYRGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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It’s not THAT MUCH TO ASK. Lol also your description made me dry heave a bit so good job.
It’s the one thing we need. And we constantly get cockblocked lol
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Well, that brings up a question, doesn't it? Doesn't MGW have a sporty little car? Did they have to trade that in to Drive Miss Dainty around so she would be able to breathe and also not get all swolleen?
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Weird. Maybe I just associated the red & black interior with something a bit more....sporty. It would be the only time Hamber and "sporty" would ever be near one another.
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I swear I've posted this before but I cant find it in the search...

About Jade Francis of New York, Wifey, My Girlfriend, Alex, Faleen's Car

Jade's car is a Grey 2021 Mazda CX-5 Carbon Edition with red seats. Previously this was ID'd by me due to the interior shots with Twinkie etc. but now confirmed with the full exterior shot.
The FUN Stat to know is if you know anything about vehicles there are 2 very important figures. Gross Weight, which is the maximum the vehicle can handle with its own weight as well as loaded with passengers, gasoline, purses, cargo, dogs, snacks etc. And Curb Weight, which is the vehicles weight sitting at curb as built at the factory. You subtract those two numbers to get MAX CAPACITY.

The zippy little Mazda SUV has a maximum payload of 1,019 pounds. Amber is over half the payload. And you're supposed to be able to get 5 people in this thing. Amber is 550. The front passenger seat and front right tire are holding half the entire payload. This car must drive like shit.
Jade is 230.. So combined they are 780 leaving a TINY amount left for just over 200 pounds of cargo. This is ridiculous.

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Curb weight3,699 lbs.
Maximum towing capacity2,000 lbs.
Maximum payload1,019 lbs.
Gross weight4,718 lbs.
Passenger Capacity5
Passenger Volume (cu. ft.)103.6
Front Head Room (in.)39.7
Front Leg Room (in.)41
Front Shoulder Room (in.)57.1
Front Hip Room (in.)55.2
Second Head Room (in.)39
Second Leg Room (in.)39.6
Second Shoulder Room (in.)54.8
Second Hip Room (in.)55.3
Cargo Volume to Seat 1 (cu. ft.)59.6
Cargo Volume to Seat 2 (cu. ft.)30.9
Cargo Volume to Seat 3 (cu. ft.)30.9
 
Amber's wardrobe puzzles me. For someone who has done countless hauls and owns masses of clothes, she doesn't appear to vary her outfits much. It has been one oversized t-shirt after another, no doubt paired with no pants and a giant blanket.

Could it be that she has gained so much weight--and her post-menopausal body has changed shape enough--that the vast majority of her clothes don't fit???

How can that be? She's working with a dietician, y'all. And a psyCHOLogist.

At any rate, her last few vlogs and the sighting outside of the apartment have gladdened my heart.

First of all, Grandma-era ALR is back in full force. Who else would think to pair a sheer lace overdress with a stretchy pink dress from a completely different ensemble? Who else would wear a literal Halloween costume in April?

Sure, she's lacking the Pebbles Flintstone hair bow of yore, as well as the circa 2015 statement necklaces, but in her most recent lewk, look at the masterful combination of red and black she's wearing. It's a matchy-matchy symphony obviously chosen to coordinate with the Mazda she so much resembles. And the cherry on top--pun intended--is her choice to accessorize her outfit with her sized Medium (not Mini) Kate Spade cherry backpack.

Here it is modeled by another lovely young lady. For the curious, the dimensions are just under 10 inches squared x 4 inches deep.

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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Some redditor lives in the same complex as Hamber and MG,W and saw them returning from somewhere.

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Her body really is melting to the ground. Look at her leg in the first one. Beyond being as massive as an elephant's, the weight of her thigh is really sinking over her knees now. Hamber's going to be wearing an extra fat suit over her existing one. Miss Dainty Trauma naturally not bothering to carry anything in. That's for peasants slaves caretakers gfs.
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Little kids definitely roast her ass in public. They have zero filter.
 
Xenomorph said:
GIBBIE DEM LAYRGS GORL

Everyone in this thread knows I am been waiting for those gams for years gorlie.
I wanna see dem fetid, soggy, sloshy, sweaty, leaking, weeping, bleeding, splitting ,bumpy, mottled, purple, varicose veined , lumpy, crusty, musty, skin cracked, poc marked LAYRGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Goatchoker said:
It’s not THAT MUCH TO ASK. Lol also your description made me dry heave a bit so good job.
It’s the one thing we need. And we constantly get cockblocked lol
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C'mon, don't you want them gnarly flattened bare feet, swolleeen and puffy, with them toes and toenails? Becky brought me to the edge with that famous one shot, but she walked away without kicking me over.
You just know that the second them Wommart ballerina flats (Made in China) come off, the paint bubbles off the walls and the wallpaper slides an inch or two closer to the floor.
Shit, that rubmark from the door might be paint peacing out after just such an airing. Wonder how long Jade lets it go between toenail clippings. Surprised a hayydurr hasn't "sent" her a PedEgg (As seen on TV). Unlimited, organic, free-range BESPOKE parmesan cheese in unlimited amounts for our Gorl's Carabba's nights in!
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
As always, it's not the addicts, but the ENABLERS that fascinate me. Addicts gonna do what they gonna do- that's their job. Enablers have a choice.

Jade walked into this fully formed mess. She wasn't yet codependent to a rapid gainer. If you're gonna whore yourself out, there's wealthier, better located and less stanky people to seek arrangement with.

And I mean WHORE. Moving your black ass from NYC to the buttfucking South to mimic an interracial "lesbian" "relationship". THIS is how you want to spend your 20s? Driving moderately incomed 600 pounders around? Sell out better, bitch.
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I suspect this is an unspoken arrangement where each have things to gain. They’re not sexually intimate. I’m sure.
Jade gets: a huge amount of Ambers money. Despite her channel decline she still makes a lot more money than most people do in a mediocre job.
She get a nice place to live, unaffordable by herself.
She gets to feel like the one in charge now that Amber can’t physically do anything of value….if that’s her thing. Ambers already complained that Jade and her work hours dictate what Amber can and can’t do. Jades got the power, there.
We don’t know Jade at all. She might enjoy being in charge and having tasks to fulfil for Amber, who she probably looks down on. That’s a thing. Then there’s all those holiday and birthday gifts. No one loves exchanging gifts more than Amber and her girlfriend usually comes off very well out of this.

Maybe Ambers actually paying her when she gets her to do the chores and caring for her. Perhaps Jade is saving up (paying little or no rent) to leave when Amber dies, or when she’s had enough of the whining.

I’d love to think that Jade has the long term grift going on and plans to open a YouTube when she leaves and spill all Ambers secrets and all her lies. I know that’s way too optimistic. The fact that she wants to remain off camera actually indicates that she’s doing a bunk after she’s drained Amber of as much money as she can.
 
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