🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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It’s like when Christina Phillips on My 600 Lb Life claimed her weight gain was water retention and Dr Now shut her down. They’re all delusional about how weight works, how calories work etc.
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Remember her "dieticians goals":
30g fibre
75g fat
80-90g protien
180-220g carbs
Sure looks like keto macros to me /sarcasm. Or maybe her dietician suggested keto and Amber refused because "mah sludgey gallbladder can't handle a keto diet"
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She's also going to need to live with people thinking she's stupid.
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that blue peach
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Thanks for directing me to the channel, the edits are hilarious. They definitely deserve more subs
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Hamber thinks she's a master troller, buys more shit she'll use once, and tries to start a Thing, but as usual, it's stupid and lame and will never amount to anything. She's got the uber, over the top corky, funny, laughing fat gorl thing going on, and as we know from her past, this usually means she has pissed off whatever the current caretaker gf is, and is now trying to get them to think that at heart, she is not that nasty, smelly, fatbody who does nothing but shop, sleep, eat, and shit while hoarding up the living space and screeching 24/7 we all know her to be.
SO. Let's get this done.
TL;DW/R: Hamber whines about gaining a pound before telling us the next day about the scale moving, and she was happy, but wasn't sharing numbers for us. Unless there's independent confirmation, any weights she gives should be treated as lies. Gets more crap from Amazon. Eats a microwaved tortilla with cheese on it like a heathen instead of making it on the stove because, as she says herself, she's lazy. PO crap. Q&A crap. Tries to claim she was trolling wen she said she had ASMR, but we know she sucks at it, no nope, no one is buying that. The "tornado outbreak" that was heading their way did not, in fact, get them, and she just had to let us know she was ok. Of course you were all thinking about this intently, shitlords, and you're relieved that Hamber is completely unharmed.
SO. Let's get this done.
Thumbnail: staring at herself eating some kind of tortilla monstrosity.
"YouTube picks my thumbnails!" Gorl, there ain't no shame in making a living using whatever actual talents you have. Get that feeder coin while there are people willing to give it to you.
When I catch up with reaction channels and this here web site after watching her bullshit, somewhere among those, there is always at least one person asking WTF is up with her camera angles. That's mainly because her massive head and shoulders take up the entire frame, and we're always looking at her multiple chins. Now we have further proof - as if we needed even more - that despite her protestations to the contrary, Hamber watches every reaction video made about her, and reads any forums or blogs about her, including the Farms: instead of looking up at her fat head, now we're on the side, looking at her terrifyingly fat fucking arm and her fat head.
She's opening yet another box from Amazon. A food scale, because her current one is glitchy or whatever and nah, we know you probably sent it to Goodwill, just like you will with this one after using it once. Ess-tetic glasses with cute little lids and a cute little hole in top for her to use a straw that she's supposed to stop doing for WLS (wink wink). What happened to those Pieneer Woman glasses, Ham? Oh, right. Goodwill. A container (box) of other containers (plastic storage boxes) so she can put shit already in containers into new containers. And, best of all, one of her FAVE books, A Child Called It, because she wants MG,W to read it. Why? It, like Hillbilly Elegy and your tales of your soccer- and softball-playing, dancing solo and in groups, Disney-going, horrific foster time, contain nuggets of truth but are otherwise massively embellished. MG,W already has you, live and in person, as a guide for that.
Hamber claims she's been following the dietitian's plan but weighed herself and gained a pound. Sigh. We've been over this numerous times. Daily weighins are USELESS. Much like yourself.
But guise, she KNOWS WHAT WORKS FOR HER. When she's "doing the right thing", she drops weight. Blames water retention and her *demas. Gaining is frushtrating, and makes her want to restrict more. Bitch, you DON'T restrict yourself. That's the whole fucking problem. Says that after a week if the scale is not moving - much like yourself, Ham - she'll have to talk to the dietitian again. Yeah, just like that one bitch on MSHPL who said she couldn't possibly lose weight on a 1200 calorie plan because it was "too much" and she had to eat 700 calories or some other absurd figure. You are not following the plan, and you are not trusting the process, and you're going to find out that this is not a tv show. They are not going to just keep you on the rolls indefinitely. If you're not going to be compliant, they're going to dismiss you. As they should. But why the fuck do you care? You're not really invested in losing weight anyhow.
Apparently MG,W yelled at her, asked her who she was talking to, as Hamber yells back at her, "I'm vlogging! Do you think I'm talking to the ceiling?" Then realizes what a fucking bitchy cunt she's being and that MG,W could easily toss her Jordans, watches, and clothes into a duffle and walk out in ten minutes flat, yells "I love you." Sure, Ham. This explains the extra peppy, happy fat girl thing she does later. She was pissy with MG,W, but MG,W isn't Becky and se isn't going to be happy about that shit.
Claims the "lipidemia specialist" told her she isn't going to lose weight like other people. What, did she mean AT ALL? Did she say your entire body is lipidemia? Come on, Hamber. Could you put at least a tiny bit of effort into your lies? You have mounds and mounds of fat on you. While you'll definitely have to have lipo and probably even some slice and dice on your fat ass to suck out/carve off your whale-like self, you can, at 600 pounds, certainly lose some weight. just like otherYouTubers people. So don't give us this bullshit. But, speaking of the specialist: why aren't you doing any treatment for either of your *demias? No compresses, no wraps, no nothing. Dumbass.
Says she's been weighing all her food, logging her food, etc. And nope, don't buy it. Now it's time for lemon water. Whatever it takes to get hydrated, Fatty. Oh, in the super cute new glasses, even, after washing them - or, more likely, just the one she's using here. "I know some people don't wash new dishes before they use them, and I'm like ma'am!" Says the lardass who doesn't wash new clothes before she wears them. If there is a hell, part of it is no doubt mandatory appearances at film speeches from Hamber, Hitler, and Mao.
OK, lemon water. And also "coffee" with her creamer in it - it's basically creamer with a drop of coffee in it, based on the color of it. Just dink the cramer if you don't like coffee. WTF are you drinking coffee is you don't like it? If you want the caffeine from it, even though you claim you're "sensitive" to caffeine, which is another lah, given how much is contained in all the sodas you've sucked down over the years, just buy caffeine. Or have green tea. Hamber's mental train runs only one way: into retardedness.
Shows us the goddamned lemon water, and WE GET IT ALREADY, goddamn. She squints at her glass. "Is that a seed?" A slice of real lemon has a seed? Now that is useful info, Hamber, thanks for passing that along. MG,W put mint in hers, so it's more ess-tetic. LEARN TO PRONOUNCE ESTHETIC, BITCH. And learn to use it when appropriate. For you, that would be never.
JFC. "Lemon water for me, I don't know about anyone else, is super detoxing." No. No, it isn't. Because "detoxing" in the way you mean is not a thing. At all. Anyone with functional kidneys and liver has all the "detoxing" the body requires, DoctorLynn Medicine Woman. her goal is to have lemon water every single morning with her drop of coffee. Oh yummy. It will be like drinking OJ after you brush your teeth.
New day. Once again in the middle of makeup. Could you show up at your job looking put together like you claim to do for your appointments? Blah blah, makeup shit. Trying to get her mind off the "tornado outbreak" that's heading their way and what? There are tornados on the ground, in your area? No, didn't think so, DramaLynn. Says she poops when bad storms are in the area or some other nonsense. Claims it's from her muh trauma of watching her parents fight when she was young. Sure, bitch. More nattering about tornados that would have a hard time picking her fat shelf ass off the ground. Blah blah, hair and necklace and I do not care.
Today is just a boring day - what days do you have that are not boring? - and she's been "riddled" with anxiety. Whatever.
We're now in the kitchen for a "taste test". How about you clean up all that shit on the counter behind you, you fucking pig. Sun-dried tomato tortillas that are tiny as hell. "Keto certified." What? There isn't any entity that certifies food as keto, bitch. This isn't like people choosing halal or kosher products, Lardbrain. And why are you eating keto anyway? That isn't what the dietitian said to do. So, we're not actually following what the dietitian said to do. Got it. Se says, in her normal, stupid way, of the tortillas, that she will be having three, and that they are 25 "calories per one."
This drives me up the fucking wall just like her "25 proteins" or "100 sodiumz" or "a THING" of ayygs." It's 25 calories EACH, retard.
She put the tortillas in the microwave and says they smell like dog treats. But, she's going to eat it anyway. She threw cheese on them before she threw them in the microwave. She takes a bite and clearly hates it. But she eats it anyway, tells people not to listen to her laziness and do it the way MG,W made hers: with actual ingredients, on the stove. She also took the first bite of MG,W's quesadilla, which she points to as a better job. Also says she hasn't had takeout in a hot minute, and nobody believes that, Ms I Gained 15 Pounds in Two Months.
Blathers on about how she loves quesadillas in the micro because she did that as a kid, and blah blah. And now it's a side conversation with MG,W. If you want her IN the videos, then put her IN the fucking videos. Otherwise, cut this shit out.
Next day. Says she doesn't know what happened, but when she stepped on the scale today, her scale really moved, guise, except she's not going to give the numbers. Why, because people will hold you accountable? They have the a/c off because today it's supposed to be 80 but tomorrow is supposed to be 60 and what the fuck does that have to do with anything, you dim shit?
PO Box: Stupid scratch off from Florida. Toddler scavenger hunt cards with a note that says fuck you. LOLOL. Good job, troller! Hamber ilariously says "If you think I'm not gonna go outside and do this..." Yeah, Ham, that's what we think because you don't fucking go outside. Basically says anyone telling her to vlog outside is a troll.
Q&A:
1. If you started your channel all over would you still have made it a weight loss channel? No, she says, although she fails to mention any topic/subject/thing she would have used instead of whoring her body out for coin.
2. What's with the ASMR thing? She thinks it's funny, because she was trolling when she tweeted that. Those of us who remember way back in the Krystle era know you included, in a x things about me video, a shot of yourself saying "I have ASMR." You were completely serious, too, so fuck your obvious attempts at retcon, and fuck your trying to make "tortillagate" a thing - especially since you gave zero reason that it would be. It's just you being a moron, and it doesn't take any "gate" to see that.
Says goodbye, but then does that stupid rewind noise so she can assure us that the tornaders didn't get 'em! No shit, bitch, you uploaded this YTBux assignment and have been active on IG.
"YouTube picks my thumbnails!" Gorl, there ain't no shame in making a living using whatever actual talents you have. Get that feeder coin while there are people willing to give it to you.
When I catch up with reaction channels and this here web site after watching her bullshit, somewhere among those, there is always at least one person asking WTF is up with her camera angles. That's mainly because her massive head and shoulders take up the entire frame, and we're always looking at her multiple chins. Now we have further proof - as if we needed even more - that despite her protestations to the contrary, Hamber watches every reaction video made about her, and reads any forums or blogs about her, including the Farms: instead of looking up at her fat head, now we're on the side, looking at her terrifyingly fat fucking arm and her fat head.
She's opening yet another box from Amazon. A food scale, because her current one is glitchy or whatever and nah, we know you probably sent it to Goodwill, just like you will with this one after using it once. Ess-tetic glasses with cute little lids and a cute little hole in top for her to use a straw that she's supposed to stop doing for WLS (wink wink). What happened to those Pieneer Woman glasses, Ham? Oh, right. Goodwill. A container (box) of other containers (plastic storage boxes) so she can put shit already in containers into new containers. And, best of all, one of her FAVE books, A Child Called It, because she wants MG,W to read it. Why? It, like Hillbilly Elegy and your tales of your soccer- and softball-playing, dancing solo and in groups, Disney-going, horrific foster time, contain nuggets of truth but are otherwise massively embellished. MG,W already has you, live and in person, as a guide for that.
Hamber claims she's been following the dietitian's plan but weighed herself and gained a pound. Sigh. We've been over this numerous times. Daily weighins are USELESS. Much like yourself.
But guise, she KNOWS WHAT WORKS FOR HER. When she's "doing the right thing", she drops weight. Blames water retention and her *demas. Gaining is frushtrating, and makes her want to restrict more. Bitch, you DON'T restrict yourself. That's the whole fucking problem. Says that after a week if the scale is not moving - much like yourself, Ham - she'll have to talk to the dietitian again. Yeah, just like that one bitch on MSHPL who said she couldn't possibly lose weight on a 1200 calorie plan because it was "too much" and she had to eat 700 calories or some other absurd figure. You are not following the plan, and you are not trusting the process, and you're going to find out that this is not a tv show. They are not going to just keep you on the rolls indefinitely. If you're not going to be compliant, they're going to dismiss you. As they should. But why the fuck do you care? You're not really invested in losing weight anyhow.
Apparently MG,W yelled at her, asked her who she was talking to, as Hamber yells back at her, "I'm vlogging! Do you think I'm talking to the ceiling?" Then realizes what a fucking bitchy cunt she's being and that MG,W could easily toss her Jordans, watches, and clothes into a duffle and walk out in ten minutes flat, yells "I love you." Sure, Ham. This explains the extra peppy, happy fat girl thing she does later. She was pissy with MG,W, but MG,W isn't Becky and se isn't going to be happy about that shit.
Claims the "lipidemia specialist" told her she isn't going to lose weight like other people. What, did she mean AT ALL? Did she say your entire body is lipidemia? Come on, Hamber. Could you put at least a tiny bit of effort into your lies? You have mounds and mounds of fat on you. While you'll definitely have to have lipo and probably even some slice and dice on your fat ass to suck out/carve off your whale-like self, you can, at 600 pounds, certainly lose some weight. just like other
Says she's been weighing all her food, logging her food, etc. And nope, don't buy it. Now it's time for lemon water. Whatever it takes to get hydrated, Fatty. Oh, in the super cute new glasses, even, after washing them - or, more likely, just the one she's using here. "I know some people don't wash new dishes before they use them, and I'm like ma'am!" Says the lardass who doesn't wash new clothes before she wears them. If there is a hell, part of it is no doubt mandatory appearances at film speeches from Hamber, Hitler, and Mao.
OK, lemon water. And also "coffee" with her creamer in it - it's basically creamer with a drop of coffee in it, based on the color of it. Just dink the cramer if you don't like coffee. WTF are you drinking coffee is you don't like it? If you want the caffeine from it, even though you claim you're "sensitive" to caffeine, which is another lah, given how much is contained in all the sodas you've sucked down over the years, just buy caffeine. Or have green tea. Hamber's mental train runs only one way: into retardedness.
Shows us the goddamned lemon water, and WE GET IT ALREADY, goddamn. She squints at her glass. "Is that a seed?" A slice of real lemon has a seed? Now that is useful info, Hamber, thanks for passing that along. MG,W put mint in hers, so it's more ess-tetic. LEARN TO PRONOUNCE ESTHETIC, BITCH. And learn to use it when appropriate. For you, that would be never.
JFC. "Lemon water for me, I don't know about anyone else, is super detoxing." No. No, it isn't. Because "detoxing" in the way you mean is not a thing. At all. Anyone with functional kidneys and liver has all the "detoxing" the body requires, DoctorLynn Medicine Woman. her goal is to have lemon water every single morning with her drop of coffee. Oh yummy. It will be like drinking OJ after you brush your teeth.
New day. Once again in the middle of makeup. Could you show up at your job looking put together like you claim to do for your appointments? Blah blah, makeup shit. Trying to get her mind off the "tornado outbreak" that's heading their way and what? There are tornados on the ground, in your area? No, didn't think so, DramaLynn. Says she poops when bad storms are in the area or some other nonsense. Claims it's from her muh trauma of watching her parents fight when she was young. Sure, bitch. More nattering about tornados that would have a hard time picking her fat shelf ass off the ground. Blah blah, hair and necklace and I do not care.
Today is just a boring day - what days do you have that are not boring? - and she's been "riddled" with anxiety. Whatever.
We're now in the kitchen for a "taste test". How about you clean up all that shit on the counter behind you, you fucking pig. Sun-dried tomato tortillas that are tiny as hell. "Keto certified." What? There isn't any entity that certifies food as keto, bitch. This isn't like people choosing halal or kosher products, Lardbrain. And why are you eating keto anyway? That isn't what the dietitian said to do. So, we're not actually following what the dietitian said to do. Got it. Se says, in her normal, stupid way, of the tortillas, that she will be having three, and that they are 25 "calories per one."
This drives me up the fucking wall just like her "25 proteins" or "100 sodiumz" or "a THING" of ayygs." It's 25 calories EACH, retard.
She put the tortillas in the microwave and says they smell like dog treats. But, she's going to eat it anyway. She threw cheese on them before she threw them in the microwave. She takes a bite and clearly hates it. But she eats it anyway, tells people not to listen to her laziness and do it the way MG,W made hers: with actual ingredients, on the stove. She also took the first bite of MG,W's quesadilla, which she points to as a better job. Also says she hasn't had takeout in a hot minute, and nobody believes that, Ms I Gained 15 Pounds in Two Months.
Blathers on about how she loves quesadillas in the micro because she did that as a kid, and blah blah. And now it's a side conversation with MG,W. If you want her IN the videos, then put her IN the fucking videos. Otherwise, cut this shit out.
Next day. Says she doesn't know what happened, but when she stepped on the scale today, her scale really moved, guise, except she's not going to give the numbers. Why, because people will hold you accountable? They have the a/c off because today it's supposed to be 80 but tomorrow is supposed to be 60 and what the fuck does that have to do with anything, you dim shit?
PO Box: Stupid scratch off from Florida. Toddler scavenger hunt cards with a note that says fuck you. LOLOL. Good job, troller! Hamber ilariously says "If you think I'm not gonna go outside and do this..." Yeah, Ham, that's what we think because you don't fucking go outside. Basically says anyone telling her to vlog outside is a troll.
Q&A:
1. If you started your channel all over would you still have made it a weight loss channel? No, she says, although she fails to mention any topic/subject/thing she would have used instead of whoring her body out for coin.
2. What's with the ASMR thing? She thinks it's funny, because she was trolling when she tweeted that. Those of us who remember way back in the Krystle era know you included, in a x things about me video, a shot of yourself saying "I have ASMR." You were completely serious, too, so fuck your obvious attempts at retcon, and fuck your trying to make "tortillagate" a thing - especially since you gave zero reason that it would be. It's just you being a moron, and it doesn't take any "gate" to see that.
Says goodbye, but then does that stupid rewind noise so she can assure us that the tornaders didn't get 'em! No shit, bitch, you uploaded this YTBux assignment and have been active on IG.
TL;DW/R: Hamber whines about gaining a pound before telling us the next day about the scale moving, and she was happy, but wasn't sharing numbers for us. Unless there's independent confirmation, any weights she gives should be treated as lies. Gets more crap from Amazon. Eats a microwaved tortilla with cheese on it like a heathen instead of making it on the stove because, as she says herself, she's lazy. PO crap. Q&A crap. Tries to claim she was trolling wen she said she had ASMR, but we know she sucks at it, no nope, no one is buying that. The "tornado outbreak" that was heading their way did not, in fact, get them, and she just had to let us know she was ok. Of course you were all thinking about this intently, shitlords, and you're relieved that Hamber is completely unharmed.
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Meth is gnarly and very addictive, but they say coke actually isn’t quite as bad. Plenty of people can handle it, recreationally. She could afford some good coke and you’re not convincing me that JFoNY can’t rustle up a contact.
Yeah, there’s the cardiotoxicity but I reckon that may be a reasonable trade off for some decent appetite suppressant qualities, energy inducing/weight loss progress.
Not a doctor/don’t play one on tv but I would look at Chantal and the weight loss she experienced during her Crackhead Olympics period and see the move as an overall net gain.
Jade, get your girl a little bit of the good stuff. If you’re as under Amber’s fat thumb as we assume, you can be the canary and test it out for fentanyl first. If you drop dead, I’m sure she’s got another carer on speed-dial.
Even if she eats through the effects, we might get some entertaining vlogs from the experiment. She’s been monumentally boring lately and I feel we need her to throw some excitement into her content.
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Meth is indeed very gnarly, but if you dose it right you can get just the appetite suppression, obviously you can't expect gorl to not indulge in this very addictive drug. All drugs are cardiotoxic, but so is being morbidly obese.
Coke... I can't really imagine how it would do any more harm than her current lifestyle
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She really received an expensive cake in the mail, and somehow managed to twist it into abuse. Actually had the nerve to compare it to giving heroin to recovering junkies. I guess her point is this is triggering her, but I’d like to know how? She’s now claiming she never binged, her BED was misdiagnosed and she’s doing fine with her diet these days.
So what’s the problem? Just give it away. Unless she’s a big fucking liar, there’s no reason why a coffee cake would cause her this much stress. Fatty is acting like she’s Bjork in 1996.
So what’s the problem? Just give it away. Unless she’s a big fucking liar, there’s no reason why a coffee cake would cause her this much stress. Fatty is acting like she’s Bjork in 1996.
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On the topic of recreational drugs being used for Amber to use as an appetite suppressant resulting in weight loss. I'd just like to remind everyone this fat fuck ate thru Metformin, Ozempic, and any other kinds you can buy in the store. I'm sure she's tried them all to no avail.
Amber's hunger isn't physical, I dont believe she's ever experienced actual hunger pangs or even a half-empty stomach. Bitch is always eating or snacking so there's no time for her to be hungry.
She eats out of habit and because she's a greedy glutton.
Why she portrays signs of food insecurity I have no idea, because she's always been fat. It's not like she was ever starved even a little bit (except the extra scary skim milk and yogurt omg). Her entire existence is just surreal and hard to believe honestly. Hard to believe people like this exist. I know they do, but to put it all online unironically is just insane and, frankly, embarrassing.
Amber's hunger isn't physical, I dont believe she's ever experienced actual hunger pangs or even a half-empty stomach. Bitch is always eating or snacking so there's no time for her to be hungry.
She eats out of habit and because she's a greedy glutton.
Why she portrays signs of food insecurity I have no idea, because she's always been fat. It's not like she was ever starved even a little bit (except the extra scary skim milk and yogurt omg). Her entire existence is just surreal and hard to believe honestly. Hard to believe people like this exist. I know they do, but to put it all online unironically is just insane and, frankly, embarrassing.
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Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in less than 4 minutes! ENGAGE!
TL;DR: ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO GET RAGE CLICKS WITH 80 PROOF CUNTINESS. Amber set up her toy fish tank. Amber goes into a RAGE that someone sent her food, and spends 2/3 of the video blasting her audience for it. Amber hopes you have fun sitting next to Trump in hell - but she's not an angry person. Amber hurples around at HomeGoods, but is saving the haul contents for another video.
UPDATE (4/16):
Some fan comments have identified these products as coming from a very expensive bakery (possibly $100 USD with shipping). This could very well have been a well-intentioned gift (or a brain-dead haydur with too much money)]
I think this is what she got: https://strawberryhill.com/coffee-cake-povitica-combo/
"Hey Guize, welcome to a new vlog". She's talking to us while eyefucking herself in the viewfinder again. You know, you can fix your hair and admire yourself in the viewfinder BEFORE hitting the record button.
Storytime: How Amber taught herself to braid - NO ONE CARES! [SKIP]
Conversation with a disembodied voice - NO ONE CARES! [SKIP]
Desktop Mini Fish Lamp Setup. Jade put the batteries in for Amber (as the instructions likely said to keep batteries away from small children), but Amber sets up the rest on camera. Amber can't get a real fish because Jade doesn't want to care for another pet, I mean, because Rarity likes to jump on the desk.
Amber spends WAY TOO LONG talking about this stupid fake fish tank.
[NEXT DAY]
AMBER'S IN THE CAR picking up the PO Box items.
[DISCLAIMER]
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! FAT SHAMING! A HATE MOB! She's not speaking to EVERYONE, guize - despite EVERYONE hearing her bitching and no one receiving any genuine appreciation for their support of her. Her eyes are red because she's been crying. LONG STORY SHORT: she got her XXXXXXXXL yoga pants in a twist up her cavernous asscrack because a 'haydur' sent her a delicious looking coffee cake and loaf of bread.
"This is what happens when my YouTube channel, 7 or 8 years ago, ends up on a fat-shamming website. And all of you guys decide to come follow me". KIWIFARMS SHOUTOUT!! (And no, Ambo, The Farms had nothing to do with this shit you've gotten yourself into)
"Here I try to do something nice, and..." What exactly have you done to be "nice" to your audience? Do you expect praise for being so gracious as to ALLOW your fans to spend their hard-earned money to send you free gifts? You know, after you ALLOW them to watch you acting like a greedy, gluttonous, manipulative, snotty, lazy, self-centred SHITBAG of a human being in order to earn a VERY comfortable living off of adsense revenue? If you don't like it, stop e-begging.
She said A LOT of bitchy things, but my favourite two things were:
1) "You're giving alcohol to an alcoholic", and
2) "I hope you have fun sitting next to Trump in hell".
Oh, but Amber wants to make sure you know that she's not an angry person.
I thought you didn't believe in God or heaven? According to you, when Becky was grieving and trying to cope, you said Norma was gone forever as there was no heaven. So if there is no heaven, why do you think that there would be a hell? And why would you think the criteria for admittance to hell would be people that you don't like? I'm no expert, but I do remember "Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness" (lying) being one of the TEN BIG NONOs. Also in the TEN BIG NONOs is "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Goods" (striking channels, taking Becky's half of the streaming money, taking Krystle's money, etc). I also remember one of the deadly sins being gluttony. If you believe hell exists, you should worry about your own actions first.
And I've looked again, but I STILL can't find "Thou Shalt Not Mail Snackypoos to Lardbutt Gaslighters" in the bible. Is it in Leviticus? Deuteronomy? ... The (Lost) Gospel of Thomas? Regardless, I don't think that's a sin which warrants eternal damnation.
Well, in response, I say that I hope when a vessel in your heart/brain inevitably ruptures, that the emergency responders put their own health and personal safety over yours. And instead of permanently injuring themselves by trying to carry your fatass out of that smelly hovel to get you to the hospital ASAP, they instead wait until a tow truck arrives with a chain to winch you out like a rotted tree stump.
I'd also like to add: GO FUCK YOURSELF, AMBER! You AREN'T ENTITLED kindness and unconditional love FROM ANYONE, and NO ONE is OBLIGATED to give it to you - no matter how fat you make yourself get, or how 'traumatic' you claim your childhood was. Maybe a little fat-shaming is required to drill into your head how selfish and burdensome to society your lifestyle truly is. I (and I'm sure many other people) know firefighters who have ended up pretty much disabled from trying to get fatfucks like you onto a stretcher. Or suffer from REAL PTSD because a child died in a house fire, but they couldn't save them in time because it took too long to lug some lardo out of their Lazyboy chair.
I'm also not an angry person (: (: (: (seriously though; not angry, just stating facts)
Donate the food to your local shelter, Amber. Oh wait, she won't do that because this was sent to her "in malice", so she's throwing it out instead. Amber declares that YOU are the ones wasting food by sending it to her (and not Amber by throwing out perfectly good food, or by eating 3x what her body requires EVERY DAMN FUCKING DAY).
I do have to agree with Amber here; sending ANYTHING to her is a waste. Even my dude Matty-boy thinks so (7:6)
"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs,
neither cast ye your pearls before swine,
lest they trample them under their feet,
and turn again and rend you."
[NEXT DAY]
FOOD!!!! Paper plate with 3 "sausage egg muffins" (mini quiche-thingies) while still in bed (served by Maid-Jade).
Some sort of makeup thing - NO ONE CARES! [SKIP]
Amber went to 'HomeGoods' for more stuff she "needed". Amber plays in the hanging rugs like a child. Want to see the haul? Tune in next time: same FAT time, Same FAT channel!
She claims the next video will be tomorrow (4/16), but I doubt that.
Storytime: How Amber taught herself to braid - NO ONE CARES! [SKIP]
Conversation with a disembodied voice - NO ONE CARES! [SKIP]
Desktop Mini Fish Lamp Setup. Jade put the batteries in for Amber (as the instructions likely said to keep batteries away from small children), but Amber sets up the rest on camera. Amber can't get a real fish because Jade doesn't want to care for another pet, I mean, because Rarity likes to jump on the desk.
Amber spends WAY TOO LONG talking about this stupid fake fish tank.
[NEXT DAY]
AMBER'S IN THE CAR picking up the PO Box items.
[DISCLAIMER]
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! FAT SHAMING! A HATE MOB! She's not speaking to EVERYONE, guize - despite EVERYONE hearing her bitching and no one receiving any genuine appreciation for their support of her. Her eyes are red because she's been crying. LONG STORY SHORT: she got her XXXXXXXXL yoga pants in a twist up her cavernous asscrack because a 'haydur' sent her a delicious looking coffee cake and loaf of bread.
"This is what happens when my YouTube channel, 7 or 8 years ago, ends up on a fat-shamming website. And all of you guys decide to come follow me". KIWIFARMS SHOUTOUT!! (And no, Ambo, The Farms had nothing to do with this shit you've gotten yourself into)
"Here I try to do something nice, and..." What exactly have you done to be "nice" to your audience? Do you expect praise for being so gracious as to ALLOW your fans to spend their hard-earned money to send you free gifts? You know, after you ALLOW them to watch you acting like a greedy, gluttonous, manipulative, snotty, lazy, self-centred SHITBAG of a human being in order to earn a VERY comfortable living off of adsense revenue? If you don't like it, stop e-begging.
She said A LOT of bitchy things, but my favourite two things were:
1) "You're giving alcohol to an alcoholic", and
2) "I hope you have fun sitting next to Trump in hell".
Oh, but Amber wants to make sure you know that she's not an angry person.
I thought you didn't believe in God or heaven? According to you, when Becky was grieving and trying to cope, you said Norma was gone forever as there was no heaven. So if there is no heaven, why do you think that there would be a hell? And why would you think the criteria for admittance to hell would be people that you don't like? I'm no expert, but I do remember "Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness" (lying) being one of the TEN BIG NONOs. Also in the TEN BIG NONOs is "Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Goods" (striking channels, taking Becky's half of the streaming money, taking Krystle's money, etc). I also remember one of the deadly sins being gluttony. If you believe hell exists, you should worry about your own actions first.
And I've looked again, but I STILL can't find "Thou Shalt Not Mail Snackypoos to Lardbutt Gaslighters" in the bible. Is it in Leviticus? Deuteronomy? ... The (Lost) Gospel of Thomas? Regardless, I don't think that's a sin which warrants eternal damnation.
Well, in response, I say that I hope when a vessel in your heart/brain inevitably ruptures, that the emergency responders put their own health and personal safety over yours. And instead of permanently injuring themselves by trying to carry your fatass out of that smelly hovel to get you to the hospital ASAP, they instead wait until a tow truck arrives with a chain to winch you out like a rotted tree stump.
I'd also like to add: GO FUCK YOURSELF, AMBER! You AREN'T ENTITLED kindness and unconditional love FROM ANYONE, and NO ONE is OBLIGATED to give it to you - no matter how fat you make yourself get, or how 'traumatic' you claim your childhood was. Maybe a little fat-shaming is required to drill into your head how selfish and burdensome to society your lifestyle truly is. I (and I'm sure many other people) know firefighters who have ended up pretty much disabled from trying to get fatfucks like you onto a stretcher. Or suffer from REAL PTSD because a child died in a house fire, but they couldn't save them in time because it took too long to lug some lardo out of their Lazyboy chair.
I'm also not an angry person (: (: (: (seriously though; not angry, just stating facts)
Donate the food to your local shelter, Amber. Oh wait, she won't do that because this was sent to her "in malice", so she's throwing it out instead. Amber declares that YOU are the ones wasting food by sending it to her (and not Amber by throwing out perfectly good food, or by eating 3x what her body requires EVERY DAMN FUCKING DAY).
I do have to agree with Amber here; sending ANYTHING to her is a waste. Even my dude Matty-boy thinks so (7:6)
"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs,
neither cast ye your pearls before swine,
lest they trample them under their feet,
and turn again and rend you."
[NEXT DAY]
FOOD!!!! Paper plate with 3 "sausage egg muffins" (mini quiche-thingies) while still in bed (served by Maid-Jade).
Some sort of makeup thing - NO ONE CARES! [SKIP]
Amber went to 'HomeGoods' for more stuff she "needed". Amber plays in the hanging rugs like a child. Want to see the haul? Tune in next time: same FAT time, Same FAT channel!
She claims the next video will be tomorrow (4/16), but I doubt that.
TL;DR: ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO GET RAGE CLICKS WITH 80 PROOF CUNTINESS. Amber set up her toy fish tank. Amber goes into a RAGE that someone sent her food, and spends 2/3 of the video blasting her audience for it. Amber hopes you have fun sitting next to Trump in hell - but she's not an angry person. Amber hurples around at HomeGoods, but is saving the haul contents for another video.
UPDATE (4/16):
Some fan comments have identified these products as coming from a very expensive bakery (possibly $100 USD with shipping). This could very well have been a well-intentioned gift (or a brain-dead haydur with too much money)]
I think this is what she got: https://strawberryhill.com/coffee-cake-povitica-combo/
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Ooooeee, in this episode, martyr-socialjusticlynn confronts cruelty, booleyin, and fatphobia for the sake of future generations via gifts sent to her PO box. She is no longer showing food gifts!!!! And she teases us with the tiniest clip at the very end reminiscent of the good ol' years, when she used to leave the house and be a moron in public instead of just online in private.
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This last video made me MATI. I'm pressing X to doubt that she actually threw away the baked goods she was given (most likely stashed them in the kitchen and stuffed her face once she turned the camera off), but on the off chance that she actually did, fuck you, fatass. So many people going through food insecurity and you have the audacity to throw away those expensive food items - or at least say that you would do so, since we all know you're a filthy liar. What happened to GivingLynn? If you're not gonna eat it, donate it, give it away to someone. I know you don't have friends you could give it to but there's always the homeless shelter.
This entire segment she was absolutely fucking insufferable, much more so than usual. Claiming fatphobia because someone sent her some expensive baked goodies. I fucking can't.
This entire segment she was absolutely fucking insufferable, much more so than usual. Claiming fatphobia because someone sent her some expensive baked goodies. I fucking can't.
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There is a carpet munching joke in this latest video somewhere.....
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Sending a 600lb deathfat a cake is fucking weird, either ALR bought it for herself or it was sent by a feeder. If it was sent by a feeder ALR needs to dump Jade and immediately get with this person because it is painfully obvious she cannot carry a channel by her shelfass lonesome.
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I don't care if she ever loses a single ounce, I just want her to do something that isn't more repetitions of the same things she's done since Black Becky showed up.
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There's also the possibility that it was sent by the business who wanted the free shoutout. I think that's the more likely option, honestly. Hamber is dumb enough to be shouting out all these businesses for free lately and more of them have been taking advantage of it. It's a very expensive and fancy thing food item, unlikely that a feeder or haydur would send it to her.