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My personal most enraging pronounce of a simple, one syllable word she flubs is MELK. It makes me want to go on a twenty two state killing spree every fucking time I hear it.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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A big part of why Amber's views are so down is that she does nothing but talk and when she talks it's all lies.
If I wanted to watch someone lie I would just go watch a scripted TV show or movie. At least that might be interesting.
Imagine watching a scripted performance piece where the actor just sits at a table and blathers vague nonsense about weight loss and foster care then opens some mail or shows of some stuff they bought. Amber does not have the stage presence to pull off that kind of thing.
If I wanted to watch someone lie I would just go watch a scripted TV show or movie. At least that might be interesting.
Imagine watching a scripted performance piece where the actor just sits at a table and blathers vague nonsense about weight loss and foster care then opens some mail or shows of some stuff they bought. Amber does not have the stage presence to pull off that kind of thing.
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Hang on you need to rewrite that - you can't express a weight in volume, and that would also mean that the average weight after cremation is 200-500lb based on your calculation lol.
Or do you mean 1lb of body turns into 1 cubic in of ashes?
(also for anyone else playing at home, 200 cubic in = around 3000 cubic cm, 500 cubic in = around 8000 cubic cm. imagine your fat relative dying and you get given 8L of ashes you now how to deal with fucking hell)
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That thumbnail! She's working for that sweet sexy fat girl eating food audience. Get that coin, FeederPornLynn!
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Our Gorl's current ADMITTED Weight is 523.6 el bees. Thats only 267,400 calories away from 600! Thats only 6,000 McNuggets!
Or in more rational terms. If she eats just 1000 more calories a day than she needs to maintain weight she will be at 600 pounds by New Years! 600 EL BEE 2024 here we go!
Just a reminder our Gorl was claiming she lost 100 pounds, and back in August 1 2022 she claimed she was 476.0, the lowest she had been "in years" to quote her.
Or in more rational terms. If she eats just 1000 more calories a day than she needs to maintain weight she will be at 600 pounds by New Years! 600 EL BEE 2024 here we go!
Just a reminder our Gorl was claiming she lost 100 pounds, and back in August 1 2022 she claimed she was 476.0, the lowest she had been "in years" to quote her.
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She's been folloween her dietician's plan and she's gained weight.
Frushtrateeng.
Expecially.
Frushtrateeng.
Expecially.
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She is completely delusional.
I know that she thinks she is some kind of troll queen, but she is the worst sort of circus freak...a boring one that has to yell "fire" in order to even be noticed.
If the WLS shit was real, she has certainly been removed from the program at this point.
Also, she uses "therapist" and "psychologist" so interchangeably that I am given to belive she is seeing neither, but going to some quack with a "certificate" rather than a degree...hence her insurance not covering it, and meetings being conducted online only. Probably tangential to Better Help.
It's literally her own oversized funeral that no one will attend, so eat away fatty. I have thrown my lawn chair down, have lemonade and am enjoying the show.
I know that she thinks she is some kind of troll queen, but she is the worst sort of circus freak...a boring one that has to yell "fire" in order to even be noticed.
If the WLS shit was real, she has certainly been removed from the program at this point.
Also, she uses "therapist" and "psychologist" so interchangeably that I am given to belive she is seeing neither, but going to some quack with a "certificate" rather than a degree...hence her insurance not covering it, and meetings being conducted online only. Probably tangential to Better Help.
It's literally her own oversized funeral that no one will attend, so eat away fatty. I have thrown my lawn chair down, have lemonade and am enjoying the show.
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She's going to start claiming she's been through similar things she reads in that book. I guarantee it. She'll start dropping not so subtle hints about new trauma that's not quite as bad as the book but close enough to claim more victimhood.
Still can't shut the fuck up about ''wahh I'm fat 'cos of water retention, waahhhhh''.
It's not your body working differently to everyone else, it's you choosing to be a greedy cunt and nothing more. Lemon water is ''super detoxing''? What does that mean?
Making the threat of a serious storm about herself. Stop it. It doesn't make you seem dainty, it makes you look like an attention seeker. Muh anxieteee, muh anxieteee, muh anxieteeeeee.
I feel like she's told Wipey to do more lovey dovey shit for the camera. Everyone has noticed her not being interested and now it's all back to ''baybuuuuh''. Nah. The act is weak as fuck.
HA! She's pretending the ASMR self diagnosis was trolling... You fucking idiot. You're not a believable liar, you wanted to add another illness to the list and it backfired because you're braindead.
Still can't shut the fuck up about ''wahh I'm fat 'cos of water retention, waahhhhh''.
It's not your body working differently to everyone else, it's you choosing to be a greedy cunt and nothing more. Lemon water is ''super detoxing''? What does that mean?
Making the threat of a serious storm about herself. Stop it. It doesn't make you seem dainty, it makes you look like an attention seeker. Muh anxieteee, muh anxieteee, muh anxieteeeeee.
I feel like she's told Wipey to do more lovey dovey shit for the camera. Everyone has noticed her not being interested and now it's all back to ''baybuuuuh''. Nah. The act is weak as fuck.
HA! She's pretending the ASMR self diagnosis was trolling... You fucking idiot. You're not a believable liar, you wanted to add another illness to the list and it backfired because you're braindead.
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A child called it was a horrific story. Why does she get all this “trauma” based reading? (I know why but ffs)
SHE LOOKS HILARIOUS IN THAT FUCKING UGLY GREEN DRESS. Beetus knuckles lookin awesome, arms are massiveeeee and so scarred up, fucking bio oil those meaty extremities.
“I’M NOT FAT I’M BIG BONED!”
“I love storms! I’m terrified of storms!”
Pick one. Every day with fat Al is a boring day.
REEEEEEEEE. Nasty innuendos from her needs to stop. For the love of godbear please stop.
SHE LOOKS HILARIOUS IN THAT FUCKING UGLY GREEN DRESS. Beetus knuckles lookin awesome, arms are massiveeeee and so scarred up, fucking bio oil those meaty extremities.
“I’M NOT FAT I’M BIG BONED!”
“I love storms! I’m terrified of storms!”
Pick one. Every day with fat Al is a boring day.
REEEEEEEEE. Nasty innuendos from her needs to stop. For the love of godbear please stop.
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Amber Lynn Reid is 32 years old.
Just making sure everyone realizes that.
She is trying SO hard to get attention and she's gaining weight at record speeds. I lost count of how many times she used "aesthetic" wrong.
The tornados happened at least a week ago, maybe two. I hate the way she says "poop." p00p? whatever.
As for saying the ASMR diagnosis was trolling, yeah I was pretty sure she was joking when she said that BUT it goes to show the dangers of lying all the time plus playing dumb. People WILL think it's a lie and/or you're too stupid to understand what things mean.
Go away Amber nobody likes you.
Just making sure everyone realizes that.
She is trying SO hard to get attention and she's gaining weight at record speeds. I lost count of how many times she used "aesthetic" wrong.
The tornados happened at least a week ago, maybe two. I hate the way she says "poop." p00p? whatever.
As for saying the ASMR diagnosis was trolling, yeah I was pretty sure she was joking when she said that BUT it goes to show the dangers of lying all the time plus playing dumb. People WILL think it's a lie and/or you're too stupid to understand what things mean.
Go away Amber nobody likes you.
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I don't know why she casually admitted that she would literally shit herself when mommy and daddy were fighting. She could have left it at "tornadoes make my stomach hurt". But it gave me a good chuckle regardless.
When she said that, I envisioned the Reids being all tweaked out and fighting over the last hit of meth and a 200lb mini hamber screeching like a sperg in the background because no one is paying attention to her.
When she said that, I envisioned the Reids being all tweaked out and fighting over the last hit of meth and a 200lb mini hamber screeching like a sperg in the background because no one is paying attention to her.
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Amberlynn “joking” that she wants Jade to cook all her mills and snacks. She couldn’t hide her envy enough at Jades quesadilla meal she made after amber microwaved hers. All keto stuff tastes like shit Amber especially if you eat it raw or uncooked like you did.
I watched narc alerts stream yesterday and someone mentioned how Jade works a lot and in the Easter video was needing to cook dinner and get back to work. Unemployed amazing cook amberlynn can’t be trusted to cook dinner for them even when one of them is busy!
ok Amberlynn yikes on bikes is retarded let Alex is shook or whoever have it as their thing you sound fucking stupid everytime you say it.
I watched narc alerts stream yesterday and someone mentioned how Jade works a lot and in the Easter video was needing to cook dinner and get back to work. Unemployed amazing cook amberlynn can’t be trusted to cook dinner for them even when one of them is busy!
ok Amberlynn yikes on bikes is retarded let Alex is shook or whoever have it as their thing you sound fucking stupid everytime you say it.
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Haven't read it. Not sure if I want to add it to my backlog, to be honest. It got my attention years ago because I was following a couple of ARGs where pivotal characters would be seen reading the book (and were implying that clues were within). I wonder if that's what led to its increasing popularity?
The patient's weight doesn't affect the handling of the vehicle. Maybe if you were using the OLD ambulances from the 70s-80s that were modified station wagons and utility vans, but modern 'cube' ambulances are really trucks, and are absolute BEASTS. An extra 600 lbs on one side is NOT noticable at all. The main problems from transporting extremely fat patients aren't their weight, but their girth.
Inside an ambulance, you have a large shelving unit on the wall of the driver's side, which is at least 1 foot deep. It holds supplies, because often medics get slammed with back to back to back calls, and have time for little more than grabbing new linen and disinfecting surfaces between patients. They can go a full shift without running out of masks, bandages, etc., because of the storage shelves. The passenger side of the back has a large bench seat, often with cargo netting at both ends, and has 3 sets of seat belts. A medic can sit there while treating a patient, or the bench can be used to hold a medical transport team of a doctor and nurses (for example, during the transport of a neonatal patient in one of those rolling incubator things). The bench is additional storage for extrication and other rarely used rescue gear (most services have well-funded fire departments who will do that stuff, but the gear is there just in case). There is also the 'captain's chair'; a large, rear-facing armchair that's at the head of the patient, and is by the control panel for the oxygen and suction equipment. It also had a reading light for back in the day before computers when medics had to fill out physical paperwork. AND there is often another fold-down rear-facing seat beside the captain's chair, for additional patient/crew transport. If you were at a mass-casuality incident, and had to transport multiple patients in each Ambulance, if the medic stands while holding the cargo netting and grab bars, they could transport 6 ADULT PATIENTS (with minor injuries) in the back.
The fatal flaw of the system: the stretchers. They used to be mechanical, which meant that you had to completely lift them off the ground and take all the weight off of the undercarriage to pull up the wheels and get it in the truck. Usually, only one lifter is required, but if needed, there is space for more responders to assist. Patients who were small fats could be loaded by two medics. After getting the head of the stretcher and the two fixed wheels on the floor of the ambulance, the lifter grabs the bar at the end of the stretcher, and partially 'curls' the bar. Then they open their right hand and extend their fingertips to get the latch (it's like the second bar on the handles of self-propelled lawnmowers). They squeeze the two together while lifting and taking the weight off of the wheels. If they can't get it high enough due to being short, they can slightly go under it with their knees bent and use their quads in the lift, or if they only need an extra inch of height, they can "shrug", using their trap muscles to lift it. The other person lifts the undercarriage and gets the next two wheels rolling onto the ambulance floor, and then the stretcher is guided into the "bull horns" (part of the locking mechanism) as the final 2 wheels roll in. The stretchers themselves were like, 100lbs. Small fats are awkward, but even a ... oh, fit and strong 5'3" female (just as a random example) could lift a small fat (300ish lb) patient themselves. In therory, just having a second lifter can increase that patient size to 600 lbs. You don't WANT to have to keep doing that, as it's hell on the medic's body, but you CAN...
So here's where the problems arise. The stretchers had maximum capacities of like, 350lbs INCLUDING GEAR (defib, 02 bottles, etc). Deathfats more than max out the weight, which means that the undercarriage lock can give at any time, causing the entire stretcher to collapse. The only way to use them would be at their lowest setting, and pulling them around like a sled. So, no problem, you sled them around and get a 4-man lift to load the stretcher into the truck. Oh, their fat hangs over the narrow stretcher and you rip the FUCK outta their skin against those cabinets when you load them. Okay, no problem, just get a bariatric stretcher with hydraulic lift and more width. Well, damnit, now the stretcher won't engage with the locking bar and doesn't fit into the bull horns. Okay, no problem, we'll replace the locking mechanism with the beefy one for the larger stretcher. OH FOR FUCKSAKES, now the stretcher won't FIT inbetween the cabinets and bench seat. Okay, we'll have to MODIFY the seating and storage inside the vehicle to accomodate this new stretcher.
And voila, you now have a bariatric ambulance.
The actual "lifting" of the patients is as much of a shitshow as you are imagining. There is no professional, smooth-looking process, as there are an infinite amount of ways to get 'stuck' inside of a buiding. The basic rules are keeping the load close to your body, several small lifts instead of one long one, no twisty-motions, and don't injure anyone in the process. Often the patient gets stuck in a tub (where they are wet and slippery), wedged between the cabinet and toilet, at the bottom of a steep flight of rickety stairs, in an apartment building with no working elevator, etc. It's just lots of people, and improvised tools like lifting straps, repurposed seat belts, towels, sheets, scoop stretchers, 'stair chairs', and anything else you can imagine to get the person out with at least some sort of dignity. And it's physically painful to patient and responders alike.
Well, unless they're dead. Then it only hurts the first responders. Still, dignity is important - which causes more pain and risk of injury to responders. Plus, depending on how long they've been dead and how 'fresh' they are, you're either dealing with rigor which makes them hard to 'fit' anywhere while you're moving them, or they are very.... um... "soft".... and you worry about goo and rupturing. Usually by that point, it becomes the coroner's problem, and I don't know how they do it - though I'm sure it involves plastic sheets, nylon tarps, and lots of manpower.
Inside an ambulance, you have a large shelving unit on the wall of the driver's side, which is at least 1 foot deep. It holds supplies, because often medics get slammed with back to back to back calls, and have time for little more than grabbing new linen and disinfecting surfaces between patients. They can go a full shift without running out of masks, bandages, etc., because of the storage shelves. The passenger side of the back has a large bench seat, often with cargo netting at both ends, and has 3 sets of seat belts. A medic can sit there while treating a patient, or the bench can be used to hold a medical transport team of a doctor and nurses (for example, during the transport of a neonatal patient in one of those rolling incubator things). The bench is additional storage for extrication and other rarely used rescue gear (most services have well-funded fire departments who will do that stuff, but the gear is there just in case). There is also the 'captain's chair'; a large, rear-facing armchair that's at the head of the patient, and is by the control panel for the oxygen and suction equipment. It also had a reading light for back in the day before computers when medics had to fill out physical paperwork. AND there is often another fold-down rear-facing seat beside the captain's chair, for additional patient/crew transport. If you were at a mass-casuality incident, and had to transport multiple patients in each Ambulance, if the medic stands while holding the cargo netting and grab bars, they could transport 6 ADULT PATIENTS (with minor injuries) in the back.
The fatal flaw of the system: the stretchers. They used to be mechanical, which meant that you had to completely lift them off the ground and take all the weight off of the undercarriage to pull up the wheels and get it in the truck. Usually, only one lifter is required, but if needed, there is space for more responders to assist. Patients who were small fats could be loaded by two medics. After getting the head of the stretcher and the two fixed wheels on the floor of the ambulance, the lifter grabs the bar at the end of the stretcher, and partially 'curls' the bar. Then they open their right hand and extend their fingertips to get the latch (it's like the second bar on the handles of self-propelled lawnmowers). They squeeze the two together while lifting and taking the weight off of the wheels. If they can't get it high enough due to being short, they can slightly go under it with their knees bent and use their quads in the lift, or if they only need an extra inch of height, they can "shrug", using their trap muscles to lift it. The other person lifts the undercarriage and gets the next two wheels rolling onto the ambulance floor, and then the stretcher is guided into the "bull horns" (part of the locking mechanism) as the final 2 wheels roll in. The stretchers themselves were like, 100lbs. Small fats are awkward, but even a ... oh, fit and strong 5'3" female (just as a random example) could lift a small fat (300ish lb) patient themselves. In therory, just having a second lifter can increase that patient size to 600 lbs. You don't WANT to have to keep doing that, as it's hell on the medic's body, but you CAN...
So here's where the problems arise. The stretchers had maximum capacities of like, 350lbs INCLUDING GEAR (defib, 02 bottles, etc). Deathfats more than max out the weight, which means that the undercarriage lock can give at any time, causing the entire stretcher to collapse. The only way to use them would be at their lowest setting, and pulling them around like a sled. So, no problem, you sled them around and get a 4-man lift to load the stretcher into the truck. Oh, their fat hangs over the narrow stretcher and you rip the FUCK outta their skin against those cabinets when you load them. Okay, no problem, just get a bariatric stretcher with hydraulic lift and more width. Well, damnit, now the stretcher won't engage with the locking bar and doesn't fit into the bull horns. Okay, no problem, we'll replace the locking mechanism with the beefy one for the larger stretcher. OH FOR FUCKSAKES, now the stretcher won't FIT inbetween the cabinets and bench seat. Okay, we'll have to MODIFY the seating and storage inside the vehicle to accomodate this new stretcher.
And voila, you now have a bariatric ambulance.
The actual "lifting" of the patients is as much of a shitshow as you are imagining. There is no professional, smooth-looking process, as there are an infinite amount of ways to get 'stuck' inside of a buiding. The basic rules are keeping the load close to your body, several small lifts instead of one long one, no twisty-motions, and don't injure anyone in the process. Often the patient gets stuck in a tub (where they are wet and slippery), wedged between the cabinet and toilet, at the bottom of a steep flight of rickety stairs, in an apartment building with no working elevator, etc. It's just lots of people, and improvised tools like lifting straps, repurposed seat belts, towels, sheets, scoop stretchers, 'stair chairs', and anything else you can imagine to get the person out with at least some sort of dignity. And it's physically painful to patient and responders alike.
Well, unless they're dead. Then it only hurts the first responders. Still, dignity is important - which causes more pain and risk of injury to responders. Plus, depending on how long they've been dead and how 'fresh' they are, you're either dealing with rigor which makes them hard to 'fit' anywhere while you're moving them, or they are very.... um... "soft".... and you worry about goo and rupturing. Usually by that point, it becomes the coroner's problem, and I don't know how they do it - though I'm sure it involves plastic sheets, nylon tarps, and lots of manpower.
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And I maintain that Danielewski named his book BOOK.
Another name for pages in a book? Leaves. Leaves gathered together in a "house"? BOOK.
More fauxclever bullshit.
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Amberlynn: SoMe PeOpLe DoN't WaSh DiShEs WhEn ThEy BuY tHeM, ShHhHhoOoOo WeIrD????
Also Amberlynn: I don't watch reaction channels about me, I don't watch compilations, I don't read comments about me, etc etc
"i edited amberlynn reid while stoned" by a channel named "what cereal is that", with a following of 319 subscribers at the time of posting this.
But she definitely doesn't watch videos of herself, and is ABSOLUTELY not looking out for new smaller channels to strike. Cereal, if you're reading, brace yourself.
Also Amberlynn: I don't watch reaction channels about me, I don't watch compilations, I don't read comments about me, etc etc
"i edited amberlynn reid while stoned" by a channel named "what cereal is that", with a following of 319 subscribers at the time of posting this.
But she definitely doesn't watch videos of herself, and is ABSOLUTELY not looking out for new smaller channels to strike. Cereal, if you're reading, brace yourself.
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She claimed that 466 (when Jade pointed out she was "16 lbs away from 450" was the lightest that Amber had ever been while in Kentucky.
So, who feels like reminding Amber of her goal to be 399.8lbs by 2024?
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Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 2 minutes (or less)! Not a reeecap, I lack the attention span to focus on everything sh- SQUIRREL!!! Um.. what was I saying? Bah, doesn't matter... ENGAGE!
AMAZON MOLMENT!! (these items were 'NEEDS'):
WEIGH-IN MOLMENT!!
Amber knows when she's doing things right, her weight will drop. Despite this, she's gained a pound. LYMPHEDEMA! LIPEDEMA! This setback makes Amber want to restrict more. Amber feels she may have to talk to her dietician again if this continues.
Amber takes a break to yell at Jade that she's still vlogging. "What, you think I'm just talking to the ceiling?!" What a cunt.
Talking about her creamer with a touch of coffee, and her water. "Lemon water, for me, is so detoxing". You have no idea what that even means.
[Next Day]
Applying makeup - while she cries about tornadoes. Tornadoes are so scary she poops. She brings this back to childhood trauma where her parents fighting made her poop.
"Tornadoes are another reason I want to move out of Kentucky" Ah, everything else has failed, so now she's going to clickbait moving out of state again.
Amber insists her hair isn't dirty when it's in the poop-bun. WE HAVE EYES.
Riddled with anxiety today. NO ONE CARES!
Oh, Amy Slaton reached out to her the other day. NO ONE CARES!
[Welcome to Tortillagate]
Keto tortillas with salsa and 'Mexican' shredded cheese, melted in the microwave like a savage. EATING ON CAMERA. Bitch is getting desperate. It smells bad. "It lidurally tastes like a dog treat". How would you know? And why are you still eating it?
Oh, Jade's food actually tastes good because she put INGREDIENTS in it and cooked it on the stove instead of being lazy.
Amber continues to talk about tortillas while watching Jade eat. She's really pissed that she had to cook her own when Jade could have cooked for her. "Jokes" that Jade is going to have to cook all of Amber's meals.
[Tortilla Gate Officially Ends]
Update: The scale moved a lot for an 'overnight molment'. I guess she finally had her 'tornado-poop'. You want the weight? Tune in next time: same FAT TIME, same FAT CHANNEL! NO ONE CARES!
IF you lose a meaningful amount of weight, we'll be able to see it, regardless of what your 'wonky' scale says (just look at Tammy Slaton).
Amber gives weight loss and diet advice.
[PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Don't take ANY weight loss or medical advice from Amber]
[7 Hours Later]
PO BOX TIME!
A Lottery Ticket, and a Toddler scavenger hunt cards with the note 'fuck you'.
BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!
Amber definitely still would have started a YouTubel channel, even if she didn't want to do one on weight loss.
Amber was just TROLLING when she said she was diagnosed with ASMR. She can't believe people couldn't tell she was trolling. Now she has to live with people thinking she's a liar.
- Yet ANOTHER copy of "A Child Called 'It'". She read it multiple times in foster care (I guess it's been 'research material' for her fabricated/exaggerated sob-stories), and now she wants Jade to read it.
- Another Kitchen scale for all of the food portions Amber's pretending to weigh.
- New drinking glasses and straws for her lemon water and iced coffee.
- MORE plastic containers for the fridge.
WEIGH-IN MOLMENT!!
Amber knows when she's doing things right, her weight will drop. Despite this, she's gained a pound. LYMPHEDEMA! LIPEDEMA! This setback makes Amber want to restrict more. Amber feels she may have to talk to her dietician again if this continues.
Amber takes a break to yell at Jade that she's still vlogging. "What, you think I'm just talking to the ceiling?!" What a cunt.
Talking about her creamer with a touch of coffee, and her water. "Lemon water, for me, is so detoxing". You have no idea what that even means.
[Next Day]
Applying makeup - while she cries about tornadoes. Tornadoes are so scary she poops. She brings this back to childhood trauma where her parents fighting made her poop.
"Tornadoes are another reason I want to move out of Kentucky" Ah, everything else has failed, so now she's going to clickbait moving out of state again.
Amber insists her hair isn't dirty when it's in the poop-bun. WE HAVE EYES.
Riddled with anxiety today. NO ONE CARES!
Oh, Amy Slaton reached out to her the other day. NO ONE CARES!
[Welcome to Tortillagate]
Keto tortillas with salsa and 'Mexican' shredded cheese, melted in the microwave like a savage. EATING ON CAMERA. Bitch is getting desperate. It smells bad. "It lidurally tastes like a dog treat". How would you know? And why are you still eating it?
Oh, Jade's food actually tastes good because she put INGREDIENTS in it and cooked it on the stove instead of being lazy.
Amber continues to talk about tortillas while watching Jade eat. She's really pissed that she had to cook her own when Jade could have cooked for her. "Jokes" that Jade is going to have to cook all of Amber's meals.
[Tortilla Gate Officially Ends]
Update: The scale moved a lot for an 'overnight molment'. I guess she finally had her 'tornado-poop'. You want the weight? Tune in next time: same FAT TIME, same FAT CHANNEL! NO ONE CARES!
IF you lose a meaningful amount of weight, we'll be able to see it, regardless of what your 'wonky' scale says (just look at Tammy Slaton).
Amber gives weight loss and diet advice.
[PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Don't take ANY weight loss or medical advice from Amber]
[7 Hours Later]
PO BOX TIME!
A Lottery Ticket, and a Toddler scavenger hunt cards with the note 'fuck you'.
BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!
Amber definitely still would have started a YouTubel channel, even if she didn't want to do one on weight loss.
Amber was just TROLLING when she said she was diagnosed with ASMR. She can't believe people couldn't tell she was trolling. Now she has to live with people thinking she's a liar.
TL;DR: Amber eats food. Amber talks about eating food. Amber stares at Jade's food while Jade eats it. Amber has been following the dietician's instructions, yet is still gaining weight. Amber feels that she'll need another dietician appointment if this keeps up. Oh wait, no, the scale is moving. Scary things make Amber poop.
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This bitch. Three possibilities:
1. She's been drinking
2: She's high on something MG,W gave her.
3. She's pretending to be manic
Or all three. The forced jolly fat person routine is getting old, Hamber. Just go back to your bitchy, crusty fatbody victim routine. It suits you way better.
1. She's been drinking
2: She's high on something MG,W gave her.
3. She's pretending to be manic
Or all three. The forced jolly fat person routine is getting old, Hamber. Just go back to your bitchy, crusty fatbody victim routine. It suits you way better.
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Just look at her pupils. If history has anything to say, she gets drunk and pops all of her pills when she feels as if her caretaker may not be around for a day or two.
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I must have missed the part where the dietician suggested that she eat keto.