🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[high and tired]

And this one

Damn ALR has the same face as younger Mama Hamber here, no denying that’s mother and daughter

 

[The Crawling Chaos]

wiggle, wiggle, wiggle

Late. I know.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Damn ALR has the same face as younger Mama Hamber here, no denying that’s mother and daughter

And all Amber has to do is drop the orange chicken and pick up a pack of Marlboros (and a touch of meth), and can improve her health to match that of her mother in this picture. Let's be real; with everything we've seen and everything Amber's inadvertantly admitted to, this would likely be the 'good outcome' for her.

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Late. I know.

Ugh, her backside looks like it's chewing gum or something.

 

[Constellationzero]

wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
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Late. I know.

Just know that, with even the slightest movement, the smell will hit your face.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Just know that, with even the slightest movement, the smell will hit your face.

An object (Hamber's planet-sized shelf ass) put into motion shall remain in motion.

Don't fuck wid me here, it's basic physics, Einstein.

But yeah, not gonna buck it's gross as hell.

 

[Smiling with air]

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Late. I know.

The physics of it still fascinates me. Kinetic energy displaced in fat molecules.

 

[Constellationzero]

Many moons ago, while still in undergrad, there was this math teacher who taught algebra. Fucker was absolutely as YUGE as Hambutt. He was a former math teacher in our public school district. Fat all his life. Back then, I'd place him in his 70's, though he easily could've been low 60's or even in his 50's, what with the way deathfats "care for theirselves."
He was a chainsmoker. He made sure we all knew he was on diuretics, and that he's "an old man" so has to take a lot of terlet breaks.

Among his pedagogy was his habit of walking up and down each aisle during seatwork time, quietly observing each student.

Oh, MEIN GOTT, the smell. Hard to describe since I like to constantly ask who brought the durian. Every time this man passed by, I heard phantom loud fog horns blaring, claxon-like. Think of the old Ren and Stimpy--except this wasn't a sight gag. This was real, and it was here.

Think about that when Hambutt "twerks" in that animal print (what the hell is it with deathfats and animal prints anyway?)

 

[I call shenanigans]

She’s ‘sad’ (read: she’s enraged) because she thought she was back in the 400s. I am dying. I almost spurt wine through my sinuses in laughter.

If she was attending her dietician appointments then she knew exactly what she weighed on their calibrated scales. I do believe she was going because her weight gain and her binge excuses are what got her quick WLS plans derailed in the first place. The later dietician appointments, I’m more skeptical about mainly because we’ve seen no paperwork of the kind dieticians generally hand out. We’ve also seen none of the bariatric clinic dietician aids like the cookbooks or specialised bariatric supplements. All we’ve seen is some multi vitamins she ordered off Amazon, and some standard macros she could have read on any google search.

If she went to the clinic and gotten weighed there, she would have known that she was not in the 400s. She would have known if she was gaining or losing. Is she doing like many participants in MSHPL and skipping appointments with the clinic? I would not be surprised.

A skipped appointment is deemed a weight gain in most clinics. In the US, a skipped appointment also means any insurance required medically supervised weight loss program (usually 3-6 months) automatically restarts. Of course for insurance purposes that doesn’t apply to Amber, but many surgeons will make it a clinic wide requirement anyway.

Amber is like a lot of patients in MSHPL, namely talking about the all work that they are doing while not losing an ounce. Her walking in place for a bit over one minute is not going to burn thousands of calories.

Amber’s rhetoric is performative at most. She’s actually been gaining the whole time she’s been at the clinic except maybe the first month where she lost the 1lb they wanted, but when they didn’t book her surgery for the next day, she had Jade stop at at least 3 drive thrus on the way home and hasn’t stopped eating crap since. Since then she’s just been pretending for her audience. It’s been lie after lie, although I do believe the non-approval of WLS storyline. That said, I do not believe she ever had an appointment scheduled with the actual surgeon. She has this 3-4 month timeline now to try to turn things around, so I believe this weigh-in was just to get a new starting weight. The problem with lying about your weight-gain, is that to show a later loss you have to lose even more weight. Everyone knows the broken scale is an excuse and a lie. She isn’t fooling anyone.

Well, there you have it folks. She 100% gained weight and tried to bullshit that dietitian with the BED excuse, just like everyone already knew. What a shocker. No wonder that clinic took several steps back. I don’t see her going there for very much longer.

There was never a question that was what really happened. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to realise that even if you’ve never had any experience with a bariatric clinic. The thing is Ms 140 IQ ALR, yet again underestimated her audience and had some significant back tracking to do. She’ll be discharged from that clinic as soon as her 3-4 months is over, if she manages to last that long.

 

[Bogliacci]

Everyone knows the broken scale is an excuse and a lie. She isn’t fooling anyone.

I couldnt stop laughing when she coped that she couldnt use her old scale because of the dangling ankle lmfao. What a fucked excuse

 

[hatehobbyist]

I can't quote @I call shenanigans post due to length, but I know absolutely nothing about bariatric surgery so just have a couple questions.

It's been obvious to US this entire time that she's full of shit and hasn't been losing weight or even compliant with much of anything (see changing psychologists as quickly as she got started). With the requirement being only losing one pound, would they let her stay even after she started gaining?

You mentioned the absence of bariatric materials which I've also wondered about. It's not like I was thinking they give you some big fatty handbook or something that she could show off....but it seems like they would give patients something. Aside from her stupid ass metrics she puts in herself in her videos, though, we've seen nothing that would indicate she's actually following any sort of structured program. Any other time Amber would be shoving shit in our faces proving she's really doing the damn thing, but all we've really gotten are these far-fetched stories about how she wishes this whole process worked and random numbers that came from God only knows where. Even being self pay, I can't imagine there's a clinic that just lets patients be totally self directed. So it seems the absence of ANY proof is proof that she might not be in any sort of program at all and this is all just bullshit for content.

I'm mostly just curious though about: What if she really is involved in a program. She's gained weight rather than losing. She's backtracked about her supposed BED. She's already switched psychologists. She's asked for super special Amber privileges to have the process modified for her because she's special. She's nagged them via email about moving her surgery up or even demanding a date a year out just so she can plan. She is claiming to have had an extra dietician visit for "more clarification." It is beyond obvious to anyone with half a brain that she's not serious about this. Even with her being self-pay, I just wonder how long any clinic would continue to fuck with her and her nonsense even if she was paying them out of pocket. Like, she's literally just not worth the hassle of however much money she's throwing their way.

At what point will it become pretty clear that there is NO clinic, there is NO surgery, and Amber is just full of shit? I can't think of too many other signs that tell us she's full of shit. She keeps insisting that because of COVID all these visits are online now. How in the hell would they weigh her online? Nothing she says is adding up.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I think the clinic will let her fuck arouns a find out. Every unnecessary appointment, every cancelation, and every minute she takes up is going to start to add up

 

[hatehobbyist]

I think the clinic will let her fuck arouns a find out. Every unnecessary appointment, every cancelation, and every minute she takes up is going to start to add up

Yeah, this makes sense. I guess they can get whatever money out of her in the meantime, but both sides know she's never gonna make it. With people like Amber it's far easier to let them hang themselves by fucking up than trying to discharge them for something nebulous and get them in their feelings over it. Let her be the failure she is with no excuses to blame anyone but herself...although I'm sure she'll still try.

 

[I call shenanigans]

With the requirement being only losing one pound, would they let her stay even after she started gaining?

It was at the initial seminar she attended when she spent all her time playing on her phone that the requirement mentioned was lose “at least 1lb”. That would never have been the end requirement. Basically they were being told ”do not gain anything”. They may well keep her around, as long as she’s not being a complete nuisance (she is). They collect her cash while really doing nothing for it, but eventually either the clinic or Amber herself would say enough.

It's not like I was thinking they give you some big fatty handbook or something that she could show off....but it seems like they would give patients something.

Bariatric clinics are as full of upsell items as freaking Mc Donald’s. From supplements, cookbooks, portion plates and bowls, marked up drinking bottles, even protein shakes and waters. Let alone dietician handouts about standard portions, hi and low GI foods, sample menus etc. Yet we’ve seen nothing. To be fair, the handouts might well be online in a private clinic support group style forum.

Aside from her stupid ass metrics she puts in herself in her videos, though, we've seen nothing that would indicate she's actually following any sort of structured program.

Indeed we haven’t. That’s not necessarily a tell though at very early in the process, particularly when a patient has been tagged as not ready for surgery. At this point the clinic would just be attempting to get a patient to eat healthier, drink more water, and get more daily movement in. This is the time when they are assessing her baseline health. They just want to see her changing her priorities and preparing for the much more restrictive diet times ahead. If she can’t manage the simple changes, then she won’t handle the hard ones, consequently excluding her from surgical approval.

I just wonder how long any clinic would continue to fuck with her and her nonsense even if she was paying them out of pocket. Like, she's literally just not worth the hassle of however much money she's throwing their way.

It’s hard to say and really depends on the clinic and how busy it was. The one I was associated with was so busy they had a three strikes and you’re out rule. Miss an appointment (or even reschedule) twice, it was noticed, written up and a formal warning was given. The third time and you were discharged by the clinic. While there was an appeal process, you'd better have a death certificate of a first line relative with the funeral notice showing the times clashed for all three appointments to get the appeal accepted. If not, the option was there to start over, but it would be at least another year before you’d get an intake appointment.

She keeps insisting that because of COVID all these visits are online now. How in the hell would they weigh her online?

Her dietician appointments are in person. Her psych appointments are online, and not through the bariatric clinic. That’s how she’s presented them. Her seminar was also in person and she would have been weighed in then as well.

With people like Amber it's far easier to let them hang themselves by fucking up than trying to discharge them for something nebulous and get them in their feelings over it.

There does come a point when you have to discharge a patient because everyone is wasting their time and energy (patience even). Amber may be very close to that time already. The 3-4 month review is just humouring her. They know she’s not going to lose any significant weight, but this review means they are at least giving her another chance. I doubt she has any actual clinic appointments now until that 3 months is up, and I guarantee you they’ll have her into the clinic for a supervised weigh-in on their calibrated scales. Her psych was a referral and not a member of the clinic staff so he really doesn’t matter.

Let her be the failure she is with no excuses to blame anyone but herself...although I'm sure she'll still try.

Any way you look at it, it will be the clinics fault. They’ve already failed her by not approving her WLS 3 months ago. They don’t know how Amber’s body works the way she does, because she is unique. The fact is, she’s no different to any other 400lb+ fattie. There simply aren’t any excuses bariatric professionals haven’t already heard hundreds of times before. Amber is a textbook deathfat.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her psych was a referral and not a member of the clinic staff so he really doesn’t matter

They way Amber told it was, they gave her a list of psychologists to choose from after she couldn't manipulate the clinic psych. So her current psychologist is from a list the clinic provided.

So it seems the absence of ANY proof is proof that she might not be in any sort of program at all and this is all just bullshit for content.

I'm mostly just curious though about: What if she really is involved in a program. She's gained weight rather than losing. She's backtracked about her supposed BED.

I don't think they're going to do anything further with her until she's completed her 12 sessions and they get the psychologist's assessment. The assessment will not go in her favor.

 

[Shade For Days]

I don't think they're going to do anything further with her until she's completed her 12 sessions and they get the psychologist's assessment. The assessment will not go in her favor.

I agree. And also I've noticed that she no longer mentions her meeting with the "entire team" nor is she mentioning her supposed meeting with the surgeon. So either it was bs to begin with or they have been cancelled. It sounds like to me that she has been derailed from her dreams of getting WLS in 3-4 months due to her not losing any weight and actually gaining weight during her past few weigh ins (as we all predicted she did). If she hasn't been put into the category of noncompliant patient yet, she will be at the end of the 12 sessions and/or when she continues to gain weight.

It's pretty funny that she gained weight at those dietician appointments, bc she painted herself into a corner and couldn't use her usual BED excuse. I wonder if she even tried to use her "broken scale" excuse. I'm sure that is when her dreams of WLS by May came to a screeching halt and she was told she had to go 12 months without binging. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall at that appointment because I'm sure that she had a total meltdown and then asked J/MG/Wipey to stop at McDonals AND Burger King on the way home!

Deep down she knows that she fucked up and that she and she alone, is the reason she is not getting WLS in a few short months. It's probably the first time in her life that ALR has been held accountable (with consequences) for her weight gain - and I am here for it.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I don't think they're going to do anything further with her until she's completed her 12 sessions and they get the psychologist's assessment. The assessment will not go in her favor.

I doubt they will even require the psychologist’s assessment. The psychologist was recommended to her but isn’t part of the team or the clinic. This isn’t a “talk the talk” situation type deal. It’s a “walk the walk” deal. The proof that she’s done the required work is actual consistent weight loss, plus taking personal accountability for the situation she is in. She can’t continue to play victim and get approved. She must accept responsibility and turn the situation around. The only proof she has will be with consistent, sustained weight loss.

I realise the obvious differences between her and Tammy Slaton, but the surgeon (Amber’s surgeon) overruled Tammy’s psych and went forward with surgery even though the psych didn’t clear her. Incidentally none of the specialists actually cleared Tammy for surgery. Tammy lost the required weight, along with being in a life and death situation at the time. It’s the surgeon that ultimately makes the final decision based on all the information they have to hand. That being said I don’t see any WLS approval for Amber for at least the next 12 months if ever.

And also I've noticed that she no longer mentions her meeting with the "entire team" nor is she mentioning her supposed meeting with the surgeon. So either it was bs to begin with or they have been cancelled.

She was never going to that meeting. As I’ve mentioned before, those full team meetings happen regularly in clinics. They are called MDTs (multi-disciplinary team meetings). In those meetings any upcoming surgeries are discussed as are any current issues team members might be having with patients. Guaranteed they did discuss her case because she was harassing her dietician at that time, and they’ve come up with a non-negotiable plan for her moving forward, ie the 12 “successful”psych appointments and a review in 3-4 months. I have never heard of a patient being invited to those meetings, mostly because that would require all staff present to be very careful and restrained in what they could say in front of the patient, and the patient’s input is irrelevant anyway. It stifles the real conversation that needs to be had. So yes, I believe she was discussed at a regular MDT, but she was never invited to attend.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amber rilly thought she could waddle in there with wads of cash and a lifetime of successful manipulations behind her and BAM! Skinny Queen.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

And also I've noticed that she no longer mentions her meeting with the "entire team" nor is she mentioning her supposed meeting with the surgeon. So either it was bs to begin with or they have been cancelled.

With Amber, what she does not mention is as important as what she is saying. If she had the meeting and was able to convince him to do the surgery "to save her life", she would have told us that she knows her body better than medical professionals and they agree to the surgery. Instead, it could well be that she had that meeting with the surgeon but he told her in no uncertain terms that she needs to lose at least X amount of weight for them to even consider approving her for surgery, and to stop pestering the dietician with endless questions. She probably gained about 20 pounds since this meeting, so this is why she was surprised. I think this WLS arc might be on its last leg as many expected. The next food haul will tell us if she is doing any sensible diet.

Deep down she knows that she fucked up and that she and she alone, is the reason she is not getting WLS in a few short months. It's probably the first time in her life that ALR has been held accountable (with consequences) for her weight gain - and I am here for it.

Absolutely not. Amber is blaming the clinic for not doing the surgery. It is never her fault. Do not forget that Amber blamed Becky for the cancer and then blame the surgeon who did the hysterectomy for depraving her to have a daughter.

 

[Constellationzero]

Hambutt was likely not only told to lose at LEAST tirdy poun' in one munt (completely reasonable and doable at her size), but she was also likely told that, NO, you can't just get the surgery even then.
This is a complete lifestyle overhaul, not a magic bullet. If they just performed the surgery, Hambutt would absolutely DIE (horribly ha, ha!) when she ends up "doordashing another cup of Sonic ice) and ruptures herself like a bona fide low functioning Prader-Wili.

And that's when we'll see her SHITBAG of a mother. Sorry--OPPORTUNISTIC SHITBAG.
These types neglect, ignore, neglect, ignore, until/unless there's the potential for Martyr points, asspatzz, or griftbux. Remember opportunistic shitbag showed up for "muh cancer." And promptly left never to be seen/heard from again. You'll be seeing the shitbag real soon regardless because either way, Hambutt is dying and Jade Francis is slowly backing out towards the nearest exit.

Love that for HURR!

 

[FatalTater]

Why document something for yourself when it's all lies? You're going to look back on... nothing valuable, so why bother? (I know, it's for ad revenue and attention)

Amber is 32 years old and is in control of how much of what foods she picks up and puts in her mouth. The person responsible for her being five hundred whatever pounds is AMBER. The person responsible for that number going down is also Amber.

Legally an adult for what, 14 years now and haven't fixed that problem, eh FailureLynn?