🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FatalTater said:
Yeah I can't get past the purchase of overnight oats.
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You could say the same about hard boiled eggs, but people buy them for twice the price of raw.

Same exact shit in the grocery hauls. She's totally changed.

IF she's seeing a dietician (HA! As if), then I would expect a talk about the massive fuckton of hidden sugar in ketchup and bbq sauce- products with low sugar options. She's doing the virtue signalling about low sugar with yogurt and those plastic products going in the coffee. Which she doesn't like.

Why not just guzzle the coffee creamer with Vivarin?
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Holy. Shit. If I have to see this, so do you.

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Larry&Barry said:
It looks like her stomach and back fat have dropped down to her calves. Legs during the Lexington vacation from a couple years ago:
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And the last time she showed legs in her December 19 vlog almost 4 months ago (it's hard to get pics without them looking like a single black blob):
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Remember when those pants used to be very very loose yoga pants? I never understood why she would want to wear skin tight pants that show her marshmallow man legs. I also love that she always has this tiny knee gap, no thigh gap for this skinny queen.

Eta- look how far her feet are apart and turned outward. I don't think she can point her toes forward anymore. It's shocking to see, although it shouldn't be at this point.

Eta2- I see @Situation Type Deal Gorl said the same thing about her legs and feet.
 
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Damn can someone please get this bitch a list of basic words for containers/bags/bottles etc? A "thing of melk?" Come on Al even a smoothbrained meth baby like you knows what a bottle is, God knows you've wasted enough of them over the years.
 
I really don't get it.
She is clearly "trying" to troll, like saying her shirt/dress is trauma based and shit like that. However, she just sounds like a retarded valley girl, shows comments that are the biggest fucking self owns, and put out a vibe that screams "look at me I'm dumber than a sack of bricks".
I mean, it's not making me mad, just baffled that someone has so little shame.
Also...who else was drinking and innocently browsing YouTube, then almost threw up seeing the Mr Snowflake thumbnail with her having a pizza slice covering her front butt?
 
Cornfed said:
She is clearly "trying" to troll
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She is REALLY bad at it, to the point of traction inducing cringe. And even when she was younger and thinner, she was just as unfunny, unentertaining, and cringe.

* Layyyyyyyyyygs
* Feeeeeeeeeetzz
* Toeeesss
* Toenailsssssss
* Multiple side characters

or GTFOTI
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Damn can someone please get this bitch a list of basic words for containers/bags/bottles etc? A "thing of melk?" Come on Al even a smoothbrained meth baby like you knows what a bottle is, God knows you've wasted enough of them over the years.
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Where are you that it's called a bottle of milk? It's always been a jug of milk here in the Midwest.
 
White Diamond said:
I wonder how much of her weight is just water in her legs because that looks ridiculous - I mean, I only saw fats have legs like that if they had ludicrous levels of edema, they look so swollen they're hard
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Lol at her size that 'water' would be a fine, salty chicken-stock by now.
 
hatehobbyist said:
Where are you that it's called a bottle of milk? It's always been a jug of milk here in the Midwest.
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Maybe "When were you born?" would be useful. My great aunts always said bottle, because they had honest to god milkmen delivering bottles of milk.

dingobaby said:
I haven't seen this posted yet, good for a laugh c/o apathetic faxx
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She's so full of shit. Although, now that I think about it, I'd pay good money to hear her try to say Aristotelian.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Rate me late if you guys already agree on this here, but I don’t think Jade lives there anymore and she comes by daily to take care of/bring her things.
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She lives there. She just doesn't LIVE there like ALR. Wifey has a J.O.B. but thankful for that because she can escape the insanity and absolute depression Amber exudes. She must be a total buzz kill to be with. I couldn't imagine being around someone who cries at the drop of a pin due to TrAUmA.

I think ALR tries to keep the recording down to a minimum with her there now because the "new smell" has worn off and she is getting tired of reading how people are pissed because we only get an arm, a voice, a layg. It is kind of retarded to have a side character that we know nothing about. If only she knew the views she would get if she would bring her on camera and do those dumbass Q&As she always wants to do. Of course, she would probably get jealous because people will ask HER questions and not ALR. It's really the only reason she does them, she loves to talk about herself.
 
Chameleon said:
If only she knew the views she would get if she would bring her on camera and do those dumbass Q&As she always wants to do. Of course, she would probably get jealous because people will ask HER questions and not ALR. It's really the only reason she does them, she loves to talk about herself.
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Check out the poll. Hardly anyone cares about Jade even enough to want to see her face. Sure more folk will check out a Q&A, but they’ll wait for reactors or archives. There’ll be no significant difference in Amber’s views.
 
Amber always says "my" instead of "we". My bedroom. My closet. They don't even share a room. She dropped that narrative a bit or can't remember to keep it up. And showing the green roses that Jade gave her after swearing they broke up. She must be a bit pissed at Jade now for not wanting to participate in videos, because I do think that would have given her views. I'm ready for a new change of caretaker.
 
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