🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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beansoup said:
2023 vs 2019
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Stolen from Twitter, she really thinks she's significantly smaller than she was then (bedbound according to her own words) but she looks the same to me.
Her weight has shifted from the back and is going forward and down, her back (that's not an ass) looks just as big, and her face is just as big, it's just drooping down vertically now instead of being a perfect sphere.
She thinks these long mumu type dresses with camouflage her rolls and bumps, but they're not. If there is any difference in weight, it's sure not much and I firmly believe she's house bound if not back on track to being bedbound again.
Either way lolfat
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Side by side it looks like her arms have lost weight until another perspective shows that her bulbous biceps haven't changed.

Her face looks much gaunter than it used to, without actually losing weight. When the subforum was active there was a lot of speculation about mysterious off-coloring on her skin.
 
It looks like her stomach and back fat have dropped down to her calves. Legs during the Lexington vacation from a couple years ago:
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And the last time she showed legs in her December 19 vlog almost 4 months ago (it's hard to get pics without them looking like a single black blob):
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lol cow supreme said:
but she wishes she had a baby daddy who was at work while she was at home taking care of a the kid.
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She's a control freak, she wouldn't want any partner to be at work. Look at Dusty and Thumb, she forced herself into Dusty's workplace and took great pride in Becky finally having to be around her 24/7.

This is like the complete opposite of what ALR would want.
 

big grocery haul, jealousy in my relationship, & bad allergic reaction | vlog​



 
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the weeknd warrior said:
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This.
Don't let this fat piece of shit fool you. She's thirty two--past the age now where, if she loses weight, she will NEVER be attractive--especially in the face. My 600lb life had a patient, some woman in her thirties, who had WLS once already, and she gained it all back and more (which Fat Albert DEFINITELY would do). And her face was not only pockmarked, but there were very obvious wrinkles in the apples of the cheeks and just underneath. Happens when you're a beheem.
And don't forget that Hambutt would still need PT to learn to walk normally.
She is already GROSSLY deformed. It will be light years worse IF (ha!) she lost weight.
We ain't just talking sagging loose skin.
She has no muscle tone, or muscle sculpting.
Her bones are likely deformed like the 4 year old on that old Inside Edition piece. The one who looked like she has rickets.

Hambutt, at her age now, CAN NOT AFFORD to piss off her DRS appointed care worker Jade. She is at the size and age (plus with hysterectomy it's worse) for constant, persistent, relentless UTI's, BV, urine burns, fecal contamination, E. Coli, yeast infections, etc.
 
Not HoarderLynn still holding onto those ratty looking infinity roses her "ex" who definitely isn't Wifey aka Jade Francis of New York aka Wipey aka My Gorlfren aka Faline gave her??
 
beansoup said:
2023 vs 2019
View attachment 5000704
Stolen from Twitter, she really thinks she's significantly smaller than she was then (bedbound according to her own words) but she looks the same to me.
Her weight has shifted from the back and is going forward and down, her back (that's not an ass) looks just as big, and her face is just as big, it's just drooping down vertically now instead of being a perfect sphere.
She thinks these long mumu type dresses with camouflage her rolls and bumps, but they're not. If there is any difference in weight, it's sure not much and I firmly believe she's house bound if not back on track to being bedbound again.
Either way lolfat
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One thing: I love how when she tries to do the whole "model popping a shoulder and looking over it", there's nothing really happening because a) no defined shoulder can be seen, and b) she's so goddamned fat, nothing really moves.

Another thing: I think she's sagging, in all honesty. She refuses to take the estrogen that would help with her skin's elasticity (among other things) and she's aging faster than a normal person would thanks to her eating her way to 600 pounds and maintaining/gaining and she's over 30. Gravity is not kind to most people, and it seems to be seriously pissed at Hamber.

I think the photos that @Larry&Barry posted show it well.

Larry&Barry said:
It looks like her stomach and back fat have dropped down to her calves. Legs during the Lexington vacation from a couple years ago:
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And the last time she showed legs in her December 19 vlog almost 4 months ago (it's hard to get pics without them looking like a single black blob):
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You can see how she's riding lower in the water, so to speak. Bonus, since I'm actually looking at this shit more closely than usual, in the last PITCHER you can see that in addition to the foot flare she developed from her waddling, she's getting a bit bowlegged as well, another sign that the weight is making its way toward her knees, as she would try to get a little space to avoid as much chafing as possible.

Also, I swear I thought her laygs were bad enough around the knee area, but the last set seems to show her body is managing to stuff even more fat down into her thighs, something I have to say I didn't think was possible.

I'd be so incredibly ashamed if I saw photos of myself like this. Goddamn.
 
Lol 140IQ Lynn not being able to properly say imperfect. She’s so painfully dumb.

The motorized scooter catalog was funny as fuck though.
 
Guys, guys! She did a high ponytail before Ariana Grande invented them, this is the originality we've all been overlooking!

You wouldn't spill food on yourself if you didn't eat like a fucking pig.
She's got a right ''better than you guys'' attitude on in this one hasn't she? Seems like she's trying to appear ''manic'' again. It's transparent Fatty, stop it.
Yeah I'm sorry, I'm more inclined to believe your pig eye is sore because you don't wash your hands or keep yourself clean, you've probably got skin roll filth rubbed into your eyeball. I like her having to point out it's a ''BAD'' allergic reaction... Your eye is sore you retard, that's a basic reaction. Fucking hell.

She is gaining so much, I just want to see a visual representation of the amount she eats to gain weight at her size, I want to see it all laid out.

Muh triggers. You're not just confident, you're a raging narc. You get jealous because you're a control freak, simple as.
Christ. What kind of dumb cunt wants AmberLynn to talk about their non profit organisation? Bellends.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
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Apparently, all the comments were about going outside. She quickly deleted it.
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Why is she asking for new series ideas when at the end she already decided on it? I can only assume it's another "what I eat in a day" or "wiping down a surface". If I had to vote maybe a reverse container arc where she puts the soap back into the original bottle. Or how many calories it adds to rub the pans on her head for her ayygs.
 
I wonder how much of her weight is just water in her legs because that looks ridiculous - I mean, I only saw fats have legs like that if they had ludicrous levels of edema, they look so swollen they're hard
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
If I had to vote maybe a reverse container arc where she puts the soap back into the original bottle. Or how many calories it adds to rub the pans on her head for her ayygs.
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Sounds good to me. What the hell else is she going to do? If she were smart (lol), she’d actually do a walking series where on day 1 she walks 0.05 miles and by day 30 she makes it to 0.08 miles. Our gorl does love her decimal points after all!

She also could have done something with the legos, showing the instructions and the step-by-step process, but no. I’m sure we’ll get more “organizing my pantry” riveting content.
 
Yeah I can't get past the purchase of overnight oats.
Just put a half cup of instant oatmeal in a bowl with enough water to cover it, in the microwave for a minute, maybe minute and a half. Season it with a spoonful of fruit preserves, cinnamon sugar, whatever.
Grr grown-ass adults that can't adult even on a peasant level what's the world coming to grr.

Amber has been fatter in the past, but not by much. She's fast approaching record levels.

Using old footage of herself, using Zachary Michael's lil' golf swing sound effect... I think someone's trying to recapture the days when she was making a lot more coin. Good luck, FailureLynn.
 
Rate me late if you guys already agree on this here, but I don’t think Jade lives there anymore and she comes by daily to take care of/bring her things.
 
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