🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She'd need a couple tarmac workers. UNDISTRACTED tarmac workers. No asking them where the urnge chikin is in Lexington, or you'll get another fall, dangleeeeeeeen feet situation type deal molment that'll look like this:
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nah roll her in to a c-17 with a heavy, whining payload tag and she’ll be cleared for takeoff.
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Ah, thanks! I thought someone had been tracking this. Good thing, because damn, Hamber's boring af and the thought of going back and trying to find it was not appealing.
Thank god I wasn’t the only one who noticed the ass jiggle. Like Situation Type Deal I had to watch it a few times to actually take in what I was witnessing.
We haven’t had a weigh in for months and there’s one thing I do know she ain’t losing any weight at all. Love that for her!
One of her many tells.
rofl Cherries remind Amber of her Mother so...Amber wants to fug her Mother?
"Hey, mom, I was thinking of you as I unpacked my tent-sized underwear. Love you!"
Too bad the Russians destroyed the Antonov. It would have come in handy.
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That Edge-garFalieenPoemLynn metaphor was very, very telling: Anything Hamber is loveen has to be associated with food.
"You sat next to me and I could smell the cherries that lived in your hair."
WTF? Cherries liveen in someone's hair? How? Dangleen from their cherry tree limb antlers?
"Metaphor," Amber...I do not think that word means what you think it means.
K...let's fix this..."poem."
A more descriptive "lived in...hair" metaphor would be to create a creature liveen in Hamber's own unwashed top-knot.*
So...let's devise a fantasy critter as a metaphor that represents FatAl's perpetually filthy follicles:
"Hamber sat next to me and I could see the 'sebum-eating oil weevils' that lived in her hair."
* Fer Godsake, OilyAl, get Wipey to help you wash UR oleaginous mop, or just get that shit (you think UR hiding behind) todally chopped off.
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On the subjet of Amber and babies: when she was with Dusty she began talking about wanting kids but not carrying one. That was Dusty's dream. She would play with dolls in stores, strollers, baby clothes, etc while Dusty would talk about how much she wanted to be pregnant.
When she was with Becky, in the beginning, both of them would always say "NO!" when asked about kids. She'd sometimes say adopting is important but never her being pregnant. (around her 123 reasons to lose weight New Year resolution time) Then "cancer" happened and it became her one and only dream to carry a child.
Outside of Dusty she has never seen her partners as capable of carrying a child since part of the appeal is the attention pregnant women receive. Amber also never, ever mentioned having a boy. To her it was always a girl. In make-believe land if she found out she was pregnant with a boy that fetus would get yeeted quick.
TLDR: Amber wants a child as much as she wants to be thin. Sounds good in theory but neither can be solved with UberEats so it's not worth the energy.
There's a Youtube video showing how often her and Dusty would play with dolls and whine about babies.
When she was with Becky, in the beginning, both of them would always say "NO!" when asked about kids. She'd sometimes say adopting is important but never her being pregnant. (around her 123 reasons to lose weight New Year resolution time) Then "cancer" happened and it became her one and only dream to carry a child.
Outside of Dusty she has never seen her partners as capable of carrying a child since part of the appeal is the attention pregnant women receive. Amber also never, ever mentioned having a boy. To her it was always a girl. In make-believe land if she found out she was pregnant with a boy that fetus would get yeeted quick.
TLDR: Amber wants a child as much as she wants to be thin. Sounds good in theory but neither can be solved with UberEats so it's not worth the energy.
There's a Youtube video showing how often her and Dusty would play with dolls and whine about babies.
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Amber pointing at and touching everything. Those were they days, my friend.
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Fuck MG,W or any other caretaker she traps that ever wishes to be a mother. It's Hamber's baby or an adopted one she picks out from the store, or nothing.
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Amber is a lesbian who's brain made her unattracted from being able to breed, and then ate her way to infertility ensuring she cant breed... but she is so sad she wishes was a mother and things she has so much love etc to give.
Amber sounds like a victim of identiy politics who got brainwashed to being lesbian or trans etc and is now living in regret of not having that trad mother with a husband life. She will never admit it. but she wishes she had a baby daddy who was at work while she was at home taking care of a the kid.
Amber sounds like a victim of identiy politics who got brainwashed to being lesbian or trans etc and is now living in regret of not having that trad mother with a husband life. She will never admit it. but she wishes she had a baby daddy who was at work while she was at home taking care of a the kid.
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I must admit that when I listened to the Null Amberlynn video, he opened with a video Amber made before laying into her (with the reports from previous girlfriends and later co-hosting with Emspex) I did feel a bit bad for her. And as much as that was a grift for people to sympathize with her and give her money, I'm sure there was a real element of truth out there that led her down the deathfat lesbo life.
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Yes I mentioned this one or 2 times on here cause it was bothering me so bad lol. I think she’s starting to pick up a New York accent from Jade so when she says food she sounds like the Cookie Crisp mascot. I noticed people in the comments are starting to pick up on it too.
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Best part of that person stream was Josh's reaction to hearing "deathfat" for the first time.
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2023 vs 2019
Stolen from Twitter, she really thinks she's significantly smaller than she was then (bedbound according to her own words) but she looks the same to me.
Her weight has shifted from the back and is going forward and down, her back (that's not an ass) looks just as big, and her face is just as big, it's just drooping down vertically now instead of being a perfect sphere.
She thinks these long mumu type dresses with camouflage her rolls and bumps, but they're not. If there is any difference in weight, it's sure not much and I firmly believe she's house bound if not back on track to being bedbound again.
Either way lolfat
Stolen from Twitter, she really thinks she's significantly smaller than she was then (bedbound according to her own words) but she looks the same to me.
Her weight has shifted from the back and is going forward and down, her back (that's not an ass) looks just as big, and her face is just as big, it's just drooping down vertically now instead of being a perfect sphere.
She thinks these long mumu type dresses with camouflage her rolls and bumps, but they're not. If there is any difference in weight, it's sure not much and I firmly believe she's house bound if not back on track to being bedbound again.
Either way lolfat
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ALR's frog-ass is located here.
Now look at this picture, and tell me again how she can reach her own ass and junk to wipe properly.
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A'ight, sorry, but I will say that either AL has experienced significant downward motion of her blubber, or she actually is a smidge slimmer.
Using the above side-by-side picture, here's what I did to prove this.
First, you gotta realize that the two pictures are different sizes. Use her ear to resize the one in that floral disaster so she's the same overall size. The ear doesn't change dimensions and as it's at about the same angle, it works nicely. (her hairline conveniently lined up when I did this, too, so we've got AL the same distance from the camera now.) I did this by splitting the image into two images, layering them over top of one another, and reducing the floral disaster to 35% opacity.
But that's not overly clear, because it's evident that in one, she's standing with her weight forward (snake dress) and the other she's pushing her backfat shelf-ass back (floral disaster). And opacity makes it hard to see. So let's do this:
My lines weren't perfect because I was using my shitty track pad (too lazy to get up and get the Wacom, plus I need to update GIMP - it's being a jerky bitch on me these days because I've been remiss in doing a software update). But still, now we have redlines to follow.
Let's compare with the snake shit.
So as we can see, while she is standing at a slightly different angle, there are more pixels of space behind her than there are jutting in front of the redline on her other end. This could be due to her flubber crawling down into her layyyyyygs, or it could be do to some actual loss of weight.
Not that it matters, bitch is still a musk oxen of FAT and I would not have sex with her.
Using the above side-by-side picture, here's what I did to prove this.
First, you gotta realize that the two pictures are different sizes. Use her ear to resize the one in that floral disaster so she's the same overall size. The ear doesn't change dimensions and as it's at about the same angle, it works nicely. (her hairline conveniently lined up when I did this, too, so we've got AL the same distance from the camera now.) I did this by splitting the image into two images, layering them over top of one another, and reducing the floral disaster to 35% opacity.
But that's not overly clear, because it's evident that in one, she's standing with her weight forward (snake dress) and the other she's pushing her backfat shelf-ass back (floral disaster). And opacity makes it hard to see. So let's do this:
My lines weren't perfect because I was using my shitty track pad (too lazy to get up and get the Wacom, plus I need to update GIMP - it's being a jerky bitch on me these days because I've been remiss in doing a software update). But still, now we have redlines to follow.
Let's compare with the snake shit.
So as we can see, while she is standing at a slightly different angle, there are more pixels of space behind her than there are jutting in front of the redline on her other end. This could be due to her flubber crawling down into her layyyyyygs, or it could be do to some actual loss of weight.
Not that it matters, bitch is still a musk oxen of FAT and I would not have sex with her.
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Wow…just fucking fat, man. I mean obviously she’s huge it’s still jarring to see her back fat to back fat comparison. I don’t have great spatial awareness so she could have lost weight but my guess is she’s housebound if at least not fully bedbound. But what I find the most shocking when compared is the state of her face. I know the lighting is a bit different but even with that, she Looks like a zombie. Lord Beetus has come calling with those DARK circles around her eyes and her skin has the underlying slight jaundice/gray color deathfats get when they start having more significant health problems. Gorl has aged several decades in just 2 years.
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Oh, she very definitely has experienced a fat landslide in the last year. She had done a couple of videos when she was actually wearing shirts as shirts and posted full body shots. Her belly has dropped to mid-thigh and she's developed a set of Chins balls. Even her ass was sliding down.
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Thanks. I think the snaketights does her favors in this analysis, in the 2019 shot you can see that she can benefit from wrapping herself just as hard as in the second pic. You can see that she is also angling a little more to the right in the second shot, the 2019 shot is straight up. Drag her elbows down a bit and you'll see. She's not the same size but she's very close, what we don't have access to is how much she's drooping. If we add all of it up I bet she's about the same weight, the mass distribution isn't friendly to you when you're not friendly to yourself. Apologies with the repetition, tad tipsy.