🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Haesindang Park said:
Yup I knew she's going to mention WLS in Mexico. We all know how that goes there.
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So much I could comment on: snakeskin dress? Getting Fatty to Mexico? Shitty merchandise on Amazon?!? PaNic AttACkz!!

But I'll just leave you with these notes from Amber's very serious, TOTALLY accredited Psych class. If you didn't learn this in Psych 101, it's because your school wasn't as rigorous.

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Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 2 minutes or less!. Weight loss surgery in Mexico? Did Amber develop a sense of humor and this is just an April Fools video? Well well well, maybe I underestimated her. Anyway, ENGAGE!!...

...FULL STOP!! Nope, I was wrong. Amber has no sense of humor and her skull couldn't possibly be more dense, even if it and her brain were composed of pure osmium.... Or is this next level trolling that I've missed? You be the judge. Okay, let's try this again:

Amber doesn't like the idea of WLS in Mexico because she's following the story of someone who developed a fear of food after it. Amber doesn't think it's healthy to develop a fear of food - espeically the idea of going into the snack cabinet and being afraid of eating the shitty, barely-qualifies-as-food-substitutes she'd find in there. Maybe a bit of food fear would be healthy for you? Certainly healthier than constantly flucuating between 500-600lbs as a 5'2" female as a human being regardless of height or biological sex.

Amber also worries that they'd just immediately do the surgery with no therapy to first solve the underlying problems. I find this HILARIOUS, as she threw a fucking TEMPER TANTRUM when they 'delayed' her surgery for more treatment due to her underlying issues requiring time to resolve. It's also hilarious, as she's been spending all her time since then desperately trying to separate herself from her 9+ years of endless ramblings about how her eating is completely out of her control due to a 'BingeMonster(TM)' inside of her.

Speaks of her therapy appointments as if simply enduring them will magically cure her food issues.

AMAZON HAUL!! Amber doesn't go to the store because Jade is too busy with work and the last few Ubers she's taken (X TO DOUBT) have been $30+ each time. That money could be spent on UberEats deliveries of fountain drinks!! See, buying tons of worthless shit through Amazon SAVES HER MONEY, SHITLORD! Anyway: spray bottle, plastic dividers, binder, maxi dress, maxi dress, and 120 garbage quality gel pens.

Binder arrived broken - which is why you should GO TO THE STORE for basic items. Just use one of your eleventy-billion journals. Or your $3000 Mac Book.

COLOURING WITH THE GEL PENS!! [SKIP]

Anxiety attack during getting ready for bed. I guess the exertion of walking from one room into another caused an elevation in her heartrate? She points out her 'super red' (kinda red and puffy) eyes. With so many (claimed) panic attacks, I'm surprised the physical strain on the body hasn't resulted in any weightloss. I really wonder if this was actually a tantrum/Narc Rage about Jade not doing Amber's bidding - especially with the way she talks about 'relief' after the anxiety attack. It's said that for a narcissist, their rage is kind of like a belch: it relieves pressure and improves their overall mood.

I'll be the asshole: SHUT THE FUCK UP, AMBER. WE DON'T NEED MORE 'AWARENESS' OF YOUR BULLSHIT - FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT YOUR DOCTORS ARE GIVING YOU TO TREAT IT. STOP WEAPONIZING YOUR (SELF-DIAGNOSED/EXACERBATED) MENTAL CONDITIONS FOR VIEWS AND TO DEFLECT CRITICISM FROM YOUR SHITTY BEHAVIOUR!

TL;DR: Amber won't consider WLS in Mexico because she's worried that surgery in Mexico might make her scared of food. Suddenly, requiring therapy before surgery is better for her, despite her throwing a tantrum just over a month ago when the clinic wouldn't ignore her BED diagnosis and refused to fast-track her approval for surgery. Amber bought shit from Amazon, including 120 gel pens. Amber cries about another panic attack. Once again, no disembodied voice or random limbs in her video.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
It's said that for a narcissist, their rage is kind of like a belch: it relieves pressure and improves their overall mood.
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Requires a target and a reaction. From all the sneak-whining Hambo does about Jade now, buhbuh maybe ill have a gorlfren thatll be on camera some day poor me buhbuh, I'm thinking she's not getting her fill of narc control. Imagine going from the 2019 economy and Becky who was pretty much an indentured servant to 2023's economy, inflation, buying power, and lower adsense revenue.
 
Awh, she's pretending she has friends again. No-one cares cunt.

Stop staring at your reflection you massive retard. It's embarrassing.
HA HA HA HA.
She's talking about people not putting in the work and she totally doesn't want to be like that guys, she could never! Who thought she was going to Mexico? Where does she pull these topics from? I've not seen a single fucker even mention WLS in Mexico in her comments.

Not the made up panic attacks again. You have tantrums. Not panic attacks. This bitch has spent so much time looking up panic attack symptoms on Google and it is very obvious, anyone buying it is also a moron.
''I don't like talking about it''. Except you talk about your made up mental illness'/panic attacks/self diagnosed anxiety 24/7. The only dickheads who constantly drone on about this shit are attention seekers of the highest order.

A toddler tantrum isn't a panic attack and bragging about it makes you look like an edgy teen try-hard.

THE HELPLINE NUMBER. Oh my God, she's laying it on thick.
I really think Wipey is going to be gone soon. Her attitude in these latest videos can only be a sign of what's going on off screen.
 
A small cow crossover was a pleasant surprise for me just now. So I've been following this woman Avril Bellis for maybe about a year now. She first caught my attention because she made some weird videos directed at Alan Roberts where she seems to be attemping to accuse him of something but she speaks in word salad, so it's hard to understand what she's getting at a lot of the time. After perusing her catalog of videos I found that she's mostly boring, but she is also a schizo who thinks celebrities are stalking her, and she spent several weeks last winter pretending to be gravely injured on the wrist by a healthcare ride bus (she's Canadian and uses the hospital shuttle as her personal cab service).

She will make like 10 boring pointless videos in a row with nothing of note, and then suddenly post 1-5 new videos where she is rambling incoherently about being stalked and harassed, yelling on the phone at someone, or screaming at her mom, who is elderly and lives with her. It seems very much to be a Grey Gardens situation. Last I saw of Avril she was being blocked by Alan Roberts in one of his livestreams and then she stopped making videos for several weeks.

Imagine my shock this afternoon when I found she had a series of new short videos where she accuses none other than Miss Amberlynn Reid of stalking and harassing her. She also claims someone named Ivy Reid is somehow in cahoots with Amber and stalked her mom (? maybe that's what she's implying, like I said this woman is incoherent). The main gist of this is that Avril sent Amber mail to her PO Box and commented on her Instagram, Amber blocked her on Youtube and Instagram, and that is somehow stalking, bullying and harassing behavior. I just figured I would share because I did not expect to hear this broad talking about Amber lol

 
Clown Baby said:
A small cow crossover was a pleasant surprise for me just now. So I've been following this woman Avril Bellis for maybe about a year now. She first caught my attention because she made some weird videos directed at Alan Roberts where she seems to be attemping to accuse him of something but she speaks in word salad, so it's hard to understand what she's getting at a lot of the time. After perusing her catalog of videos I found that she's mostly boring, but she is also a schizo who thinks celebrities are stalking her, and she spent several weeks last winter pretending to be gravely injured on the wrist by a healthcare ride bus (she's Canadian and uses the hospital shuttle as her personal cab service).

She will make like 10 boring pointless videos in a row with nothing of note, and then suddenly post 1-5 new videos where she is rambling incoherently about being stalked and harassed, yelling on the phone at someone, or screaming at her mom, who is elderly and lives with her. It seems very much to be a Grey Gardens situation. Last I saw of Avril she was being blocked by Alan Roberts in one of his livestreams and then she stopped making videos for several weeks.

Imagine my shock this afternoon when I found she had a series of new short videos where she accuses none other than Miss Amberlynn Reid of stalking and harassing her. She also claims someone named Ivy Reid is somehow in cahoots with Amber and stalked her mom (? maybe that's what she's implying, like I said this woman is incoherent). The main gist of this is that Avril sent Amber mail to her PO Box and commented on her Instagram, Amber blocked her on Youtube and Instagram, and that is somehow stalking, bullying and harassing behavior. I just figured I would share because I did not expect to hear this broad talking about Amber lol

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fTBKIT4I9Gchttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JHtSpb6iL-Qhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=-tISBEt1NZ0
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Lmao what an unhinged cow. You’ve given me a new rabbit hole to dive down with this one lmao.

Amber’s new excuses for being in the house 24/7 are ridiculous (as per). She lives in the middle of a massive city. Assuming she lives at The Henry apartment complex (I think that’s the one people deducted that she lives at), then she is directly across the road from a massive Walmart and secondhand bookstore, plus loads of other stores less than a mile away.
 
WLS in Mexico has been much spoken of here - as if we didn’t know she reads here.

I agree Jade seems to be slowly moving towards the exit and that MAY be part of why she wanted surgery before summer. “Jade, how can you leave me now when I’m about to have my WLS???”

I rolled my eyes at her fearing fearing food if she short cuts to zmrxivo. She could easily ‘fear’ food for 18 months with little risk while doing therapy to work on that.
 
We will know that Jade is ready to high-tail it out of there when Amber starts doing heavy makeup, making "sexy" faces at the camera and smooshing her chest fat into a sort of cleavage shape and thrusting it at us.
After that, she will get a new caregiver.

Come to think of it, didn't she sort of have her non-boobs out when talking about her "panic attack?" Hmm.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
WLS in Mexico has been much spoken of here - as if we didn’t know she reads here.
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The very last place I'd ever have any surgery is Mexico. There's a whole caudry of clinics and shit that cater to Amerimutts and Canucks just over the border, dental too. Cheap? Yes. Safe? Pays yer money, takes yer chances. Been here near the border for close to 50 years. Have seen some real fuck-ups with all kinds of shit. Three legged stool thing - good, cheap and quick. Pick two. Cheap and quick are the two top contenders. Good always suffers.

She's too far from the border for this to ever be a reality. She's lucky to heffalump to the fucking mailbox.
 
Clown Baby said:
A small cow crossover was a pleasant surprise for me just now. So I've been following this woman Avril Bellis for maybe about a year now. She first caught my attention because she made some weird videos directed at Alan Roberts where she seems to be attemping to accuse him of something but she speaks in word salad, so it's hard to understand what she's getting at a lot of the time. After perusing her catalog of videos I found that she's mostly boring, but she is also a schizo who thinks celebrities are stalking her, and she spent several weeks last winter pretending to be gravely injured on the wrist by a healthcare ride bus (she's Canadian and uses the hospital shuttle as her personal cab service).

She will make like 10 boring pointless videos in a row with nothing of note, and then suddenly post 1-5 new videos where she is rambling incoherently about being stalked and harassed, yelling on the phone at someone, or screaming at her mom, who is elderly and lives with her. It seems very much to be a Grey Gardens situation. Last I saw of Avril she was being blocked by Alan Roberts in one of his livestreams and then she stopped making videos for several weeks.

Imagine my shock this afternoon when I found she had a series of new short videos where she accuses none other than Miss Amberlynn Reid of stalking and harassing her. She also claims someone named Ivy Reid is somehow in cahoots with Amber and stalked her mom (? maybe that's what she's implying, like I said this woman is incoherent). The main gist of this is that Avril sent Amber mail to her PO Box and commented on her Instagram, Amber blocked her on Youtube and Instagram, and that is somehow stalking, bullying and harassing behavior. I just figured I would share because I did not expect to hear this broad talking about Amber lol

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fTBKIT4I9Gchttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JHtSpb6iL-Qhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=-tISBEt1NZ0
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My goodness. I sometimes think I am a bit crazy but then you get a reminder in the shape of this lady.

She’s scares me a little and usually I am not frightened of anything. She sounds like she is from some sort of Stephen King book and preparing to eat your liver while you watch.
 
Clown Baby said:
A small cow crossover was a pleasant surprise for me just now. So I've been following this woman Avril Bellis for maybe about a year now. She first caught my attention because she made some weird videos directed at Alan Roberts where she seems to be attemping to accuse him of something but she speaks in word salad, so it's hard to understand what she's getting at a lot of the time. After perusing her catalog of videos I found that she's mostly boring, but she is also a schizo who thinks celebrities are stalking her, and she spent several weeks last winter pretending to be gravely injured on the wrist by a healthcare ride bus (she's Canadian and uses the hospital shuttle as her personal cab service).

She will make like 10 boring pointless videos in a row with nothing of note, and then suddenly post 1-5 new videos where she is rambling incoherently about being stalked and harassed, yelling on the phone at someone, or screaming at her mom, who is elderly and lives with her. It seems very much to be a Grey Gardens situation. Last I saw of Avril she was being blocked by Alan Roberts in one of his livestreams and then she stopped making videos for several weeks.

Imagine my shock this afternoon when I found she had a series of new short videos where she accuses none other than Miss Amberlynn Reid of stalking and harassing her. She also claims someone named Ivy Reid is somehow in cahoots with Amber and stalked her mom (? maybe that's what she's implying, like I said this woman is incoherent). The main gist of this is that Avril sent Amber mail to her PO Box and commented on her Instagram, Amber blocked her on Youtube and Instagram, and that is somehow stalking, bullying and harassing behavior. I just figured I would share because I did not expect to hear this broad talking about Amber lol

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fTBKIT4I9Gchttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JHtSpb6iL-Qhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=-tISBEt1NZ0
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Sweet! I'm a bit scared. New pfp, anyone?
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I wish Amber would hurry up and actually get the surgery, then give us the explosive finale of her stomach rupturing soon after. While it is understood that cows refuse to do the "right" things, her attitude and content has devolved to be insufferable. There is no adventure, catty charm, or character.

Amber is a smelly, pathetic coward and lies in every way you can lie. She refuses to go out and make content. The last video she showed herself out of the house in any significance was FIVE MONTHS AGO DURING VLOGMAS 2022 AT TARGET. None of this hypothetical, fake weightloss surgery arc makes any sense.

Ever since she lied about her broken torn sprained cankle and lung cancer blood clot cyst disappearing benign polyp I've barely kept up with Amberlynn. Jade is a blight upon her channel.

Even the normies of Gorlworld have gotten sick of Amber and her views are starting to drop a bit more gradually over time into the 30k. She doesn't hit 60k views like she used to, certainly not 100k+ like years ago. No one likes some menopausal bitch waving her finger and chastising them while staying at home 24/7. Nothing will change until she has reason to panic at tanking views or Jade is replaced.

All I know is the resale and thrift store economy of Lexington will be hit hard if Big AL dies or somehow moves away, with all the dumb shit she buys to just pawn off. Maybe the apartment dumpster and local landfill will be less overburdened too when that happens.

Here's a glimpse into Amberlynn's graveyard sub-forum, almost exactly four years ago she clickbaited WLS like she's doing now. Nothing has changed since then, except Amber is more boring and bitchy.
 
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