My guess is this is just another power/control issue with her. She probably claims that her super special OCD makes her envision (despite having aphantasia and not being able to envision) dishwasher washed dishes as having dirt on them. It forces her gorlfriends into hand-washing them. I mean, we know she only does shit like this for filming content and 99.9% of all the cleaning is being done by the gorlfriends. She proved it with her now-MIA bullet journal where she had to set 5 minute daily goals to increase the amount of chores and cleaning she did.
I'll give MG,W props for this: she doesn't seem to be a complete doormat, ready to just jump up like a trained monkey to do Hamber's bidding. Plus, she walks Twinkie.
Yet another bullshit video - but can we really be surprised? So, today Amber:
- Burned her scrambled eggs, then claimed she meant to do it (that was NOT an omelette - that shit was BURNT).
It was fucking disgusting. All the time in the world to lean how to cook properly, too lazy to actually do it.
- Washed a few dishes, then cleaned her bathroom counter where she probably hadn't properly put a single thing away since the last time she showed us her cleaning it. I love the not-so-subtle "SEE, I'M NOT BEDBOUND!" behaviour, yet she has a million jumpcuts in this part to hide how much she struggled to do these basic tasks.
She's full of shit about everything. Couple videos ago, she tells us she's been doing her stupid little useless exercises for awhile. But only being able to walk in place for a little over a minute? Having to lean on the bathroom counter when she's in there vlogging (and wtf is she in there, when she basically has the whole fucking place to herself?) because she's huffing and trying to get oxygen as standing up for more than three minutes appears to be impossible. When se was walking around in those stupid marshmallow shoes, or whatever the fuck those things were, you can hear her panting after just walking a few steps in them. Pathetic, and not what should be the case for someone who has been exercising on a regular basis. It always makes me laugh when she makes these claims, and reminds me about something she said in the livestream era about Joaquin. They (she and Becky) ad been talking about exercising, and walking regularly, starting out easy and then working up to longer walks. People in the commented they thought she had to practice Joaquin to the mailbox and back. She got really snotty and "I though I had to practice too until i realized I could walk to the mailbox and back ten times and be just fine." Then when MG,W comes along, it's suddenly "When I don't think I can make it to the mailbox, MG,W tells me "You can do this. You got this." and it helps her finish that grueling Joaquin to the mailbox and back. So stupid. So pathological a liar.
- Unboxed a dildo from a fan - which was utterly USELESS as it didn't come with the required broomstick to duct tape it to. "This brings back MEMORIES!" Ah, those false memories... like her memory of a sore jaw regarding the lie of performing cunnilingus on Becky.
I don't think I've seen a less sexually charged adult in the general population that is soooo over the top teenaged giggling at a slumber party. People who have regular, good sex don't talk about it all that much to people other than their partner, and they don't act like junior high girls finding out about peens for the first time, giggling and whispering al the "bad" words. Stupid bitch. She hasn't had sex of any kind for years, I bet. I'd say probably sine the Denstiy era.
My personal favourite part was her essentially claiming the bodybuilder's bullshit lie of their success being from a diet of 'chicken-broccoli-brown rice', when they're trying to hide that they eat like shit and are on GEAR. Except in Amber's case, there's NO IMPROVEMENT as she's the same size she's been for YEARS.
Yeah, you don't look like Ronnie Coleman on chicken breasts, brown rice, and broccoli. And you sure as shit don't look like Planet Hamber on that, either.
So... one year since she supposedly started therapy with the HAES specialist. 4 years since all of the Alphaghetti Dx's from 'the girl'. 22 years of on and off therapy since first going into foster care. Yet despite all of this, Amber is still at stage 1 - emotional regulation, processing childhood trauma, and ... other stuff she didn't care enough to remember.
And, she's still "OMG, paperwork!" as if this wouldn't have been something she'd have had to have done as she doctor hopped, office to office, hoping to have someone fluff her ego and let her wallow in her muh traumah like a pig in shit.
