🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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CloverKitty said:
She loves to refer to her disgusting chunk of back fat as her “caboose”, but she actually has a small, flat, “W” shaped Hank Hill ass, and it’s only about half as wide as that roll she wants us to believe is her ass, if that.
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Amber has frog-ass.

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Also, LOL at being so fucking deformed you can't tell your own lower back from your ass.
 
Antiks said:
I feel proud to be posting my 4th comment for you faggots in 24 hours.

As a red blooded male i would happily slam my gorged baton straight through that vast fat crack from behind and still end up with my helmet 3 inches away from her vag because that's as far as my 12 incher could possibly reach.

Whatever you guise, i believe all deathfats deserve love.
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If you can actually find anything in there to fuck, go right ahead.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I would assume that they asked her to lose 40-80 pounds during this period. The difference here is that she will need to take full responsibility if she does reach the goal. In the past, she would quit a diet on a whim and blame it on Becky or her mentalz. Now, it does not matter what the reason for failing is; she will not get the surgery. For the first time in a long long time, she will need to meet a goal and it won't be easy
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She absolutely cannot (will not, whichever helps) meet that goal, and 'excuses' or lack thereof are not the reason. She will find an excuse in every situation, and we have at least a decade now proving that fact. Our gorl does not take this ~surgery~ any more seriously than she has taken all other endeavors; in an absurd but fairly common twist she sort of consciously GAFS but subconsciously DGAFS. She cannot learn. If she does I'll eat 1000 tophats as my just punishment.
 
I come back to this thread from time to time, when I feel nostalgic.
Each time I have to scroll more to find it.
How long will it take for Amber to get desperate enough for coin to show leyyygs?
Because we all know she will not fake marry in Kuwait.
 

therapy goals, clean with me, my food then vs now, & insane PO Box gift | vlog​


 
She is really feeling herself, the fucking glares into the view finder are revolting.

She's an ''emotional person''. Obviously only when it comes to herself and her needs. She shows no emotions towards any other living being unless it's anger and superiority. You're a narc who fakes emotions to manipulate, shut the fuck up you cunt. You cry constantly, nobody cares.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT.
Holy fucking shit, her arms.

Ah, lovely forced laughter over a dildo. She's totally a sexual sexy person who has the sex all the time like a regular sex having adult. Wifey didn't seem to be reacting much to her girlfriend's screeching, more trouble in paradise? I hope so.
 
That jiggle...

I don't care if she loses 400 lbs by tomorrow. It's too late. She is going to die from what she has turned herself into. WLS or not. It's too late Amberlynn Reid.
I don't care that she can waddle to the sink, she is immobile. Her movement is not mobility.

Also, 100% psychopath for eating from a paper plate with a plastic fork and then do dishes. Psycho!

This is not a human.

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dfranki723 said:
Ah, lovely forced laughter over a dildo. She's totally a sexual sexy person who has the sex all the time like a regular sex having adult. Wifey didn't seem to be reacting much to her girlfriend's screeching, more trouble in paradise? I hope so.
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YouTube shillings were probably deposited around the timing of this video. That's the same shirt from the last video. Something is happening there where she's using footage from the same day for two videos.
 
Is it petty of me to look forward to seeing that smug look be wiped off her face forever when her "life-saving" WLS doesn't help her lose weight and/or she suffers a stroke/heart attack? What a repulsive human being.
 
32 years old and dying of laughter over a dildo…and notice the silence of her much younger more experienced partner. Also if you caught it amber says “this brings back memories, that’s what his peen looked like” uuuuuhh ok Amber the movie theater handys or are you trying to claim you fucked some dude?
 
ShitPeanut said:
Not that it will ever happen but if she lost 350 lbs she could spend €50 - 100 K on skin removal surgery, or go on the TLC show Skin Tight, I presume they pay for some of the cost? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MuK5Pp-8fM
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I calculated last year the cost of skin removal for her.

Panniculectomy: $12,000 - $15,000
Lower body lift: $8,000 - $10,000
upper arm lift: $7,000 - $10,000
Breast lift: $4,000 - $8,000
Lymphedema surgery for the legs: $25,000 - $30,000
Lip filler: $625 - $1,000

So, she should expect to pay over $50,000 for skin removal surgery. None of it is covered by insurance. If she needs a facelift, add another $5,000.
 
For fuck's sake, Hamber. Was one of your 2023 goals to see just how boring you could make your videos? We're one step away from Hamber just staring at the camera without speaking for eight minutes and one second, with half a dozen ads stuffed in.

To lead off, we get a black and white recap about (yep) therapy. She is going to her session with this guy, who she debates calling a therapist or psychologist, and by going I mean does a telehealth meeting, which in my opinion is not as good when beginning with a shrink. Body language says a lot, and given that we know her fat head and shoulders take up the entire frame, there's no way he could get all the nonverbal cues she puts out.

Blah blah, she was emotional and cried (of course), and they talked about her muh trauma and she declares it a good session. One of twelve, she says, as if she gets to tick off all twelve and then will magically be given a surgery date. We know that is not the case just as we know Hamber is never going to get WLS and all of this is just for views. Which, by the by, is still not working. The video two days ago has only 26K views.

She has two ayygs, jalapenos, and pepperjack cheese in an omelet, eating off a paper plate, using a plastic spoon. like a heathen. WastefulLynn. She then washes all the dishes - by hand - that these absolute pigs have piled into the sink. If you were washing the fucking dishes anyway, why the FUCK didn't you eat off a real plate with a real fork? What possible difference could two goddamned things have made? Then we get to go to her bathroom, where she has once again shitted up the counter in there instead of putting shit back where it belongs. We get her spraying down and wiping the bathroom counter. Absolutely riveting.

PO Box crap. Letters, a book apparently sent to her by the author of said book, and an Amazon package. She opens the envelope, takes out a shrink-wrapped box, which has nothing on it except the name of the company, which itself is not indicative of what may bein the box. But when she begins to tear at the shrinkwrap, she tells MG,W that "OMG, I think I know what this is!" and does that stupid laugh - the deeper hurhurhur instead of the screech. Finally gets the thing open, starts her inane laughing that she does when anything related to sex comes up or she has to talk about it. What's in the box? A dildo. Continues laughing and talking about it, laughing like a 12 year old seeing one for the first time. Here's my opinion on this: nobody sent this to her. She ordered it and sent it to herself. Period.

Voice memo time.

Question about the food she ate a year ago compared to today, another of someone just kissing her ass, etc. All innocuous and stupid and boring.

Video ends.

Boring, padded bullshit. Phoning it in to get those YTBux.
 
the weeknd warrior said:
YouTube shillings were probably deposited around the timing of this video. That's the same shirt from the last video. Something is happening there where she's using footage from the same day for two videos.
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She ended the last video with “to be continued”. As if it’s a TV show and we’re all dying to see the next episode. No thanks.

When I went back to check, the video stopped on this image. Do with it what you will.
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Why the absolute fuck would she choose that as the thumbnail? Jesus eyebleaching christ. Does she think it's gonna get her more views or something? Because it ain't.
 
dfranki723 said:
She is really feeling herself, the fucking glares into the view finder are revolting.

She's an ''emotional person''. Obviously only when it comes to herself and her needs. She shows no emotions towards any other living being unless it's anger and superiority. You're a narc who fakes emotions to manipulate, shut the fuck up you cunt. You cry constantly, nobody cares.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT.
Holy fucking shit, her arms.

Ah, lovely forced laughter over a dildo. She's totally a sexual sexy person who has the sex all the time like a regular sex having adult. Wifey didn't seem to be reacting much to her girlfriend's screeching, more trouble in paradise? I hope so.
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Instructions unclear. Dildo lost in gunt.
SkunkyMonkey420 said:
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It's so hard to find where her elbows are at.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
She then washes all the dishes - by hand - that these absolute pigs have piled into the sink. If you were washing the fucking dishes anyway, why the FUCK didn't you eat off a real plate with a real fork? What possible difference could two goddamned things have made?
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Why is she wasting so much water and electricity running all that hot water? WTF arent they using the dishwasher? I know the Henry at Fritz Farms has them. They use less water and electricity than heating water. And it fits the super lazy lifestyle of just rack them in until its full and hit the button.
My guess... The fuckers broken and Amber doesnt want the maintenance people to come into her apartment. She's either embarrassed by herself, the state of the apartment that we cant see off camera, or isnt supposed to have Jade (or someone else even) there.

And remember when Amber told us she doesnt like the taste of plastic touching her food? (or was it water?)
Our Gorl here Buys things in disposable plastic containers, bags and boxes...and pours them into reusable containers...and then consumes them out of disposible plates/cups/flatware.

What a wasteful bitch. Space, Oxygen, Food, Plastics... Name a resource and this lardass is a drain on it.
 
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