🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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How can she even shower properly?
She's 600 f'in pounds. Her "showers" must last 1 hour minimum for a basic clean, and you'd need multiple towels to dry. How much is Jade getting paid for this shit??
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Here's an idea for you, Ham. React to this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=C7duUN9pXEQ

Or this:


https://youtube.com/watch?v=VLyrKN8OJ3Y
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The second video here is great because it really illustrates how much she blamed her behavior on the boogeyman of Binge Eating Disorder. I don't think Amber ever had BED, I think she is just a chronic overeater, like most fatasses are. Binge eating is very specific, like she would be binging on iced tea mix, protein powder, bread crumbs, literally whatever is available. Fatty just likes to stuff her face, and has used this disorder as a shield from criticism for almost 10 years. "You can't like judge me for eating 9000 calories okay, I have a Metnal Illnuss it's not my fault."

It's super great that this lie she lived for years is now the entire reason she can't get surgery and there are mountains of evidence the surgeon and psychologist can just pull up and throw in her face if she tries to bleat that it's not true. Way to go, Hambone.
 
Clown Baby said:
The second video here is great because it really illustrates how much she blamed her behavior on the boogeyman of Binge Eating Disorder. I don't think Amber ever had BED, I think she is just a chronic overeater, like most fatasses are. Binge eating is very specific, like she would be binging on iced tea mix, protein powder, bread crumbs, literally whatever is available. Fatty just likes to stuff her face, and has used this disorder as a shield from criticism for almost 10 years. "You can't like judge me for eating 9000 calories okay, I have a Metnal Illnuss it's not my fault."
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I agree, and I'd toss "food addiction" to that shitpile as well. She has disordered eating for sure, but so does half the population because we're turning into a nation/world of fucking couch potatoes. I'm convinced at this point that WALL-E was a documentary (minus the happy ending).

Clown Baby said:
It's super great that this lie she lived for years is now the entire reason she can't get surgery and there are mountains of evidence the surgeon and psychologist can just pull up and throw in her face if she tries to bleat that it's not true. Way to go, Hambone.
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If she was low on irony, she no longer is, that's for sure.
 
lostinwoods said:
How can she even shower properly?
She's 600 f'in pounds. Her "showers" must last 1 hour minimum for a basic clean, and you'd need multiple towels to dry. How much is Jade getting paid for this shit??
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Drachenlord admitted at half Ambers 400lbs weight (he is not anymore) and 6' height, that he was "shit showering".
Amber is heavier and only 5' or so (idk) so imagine having to shower after taking a shit but being to fat to fit in said shower...
A lot to think about.

I imagine Becky or Jade would clean her with brooms and cleaning rods for radiators while in the shower.
 
I think I figured out this "I don't binge, I never eat 3 times my normal amount" bullshit she's on. She's taking it literally. So she'll order 20 nuggies, fries, drink, and mcflurry and that's fine. Since she's never ordered 60 nuggies, 3 orders of fries, 3 drinks, and 3 mcflurries, it isn't a binge. Voila it's not BED so she can have the surgery now. Nevermind that they gave her the job of losing ONE pound and she couldn't even do that. It's just shooo weird that they would make her wait. Either her "friends" are just as retarded as she is OR her friends are her, she's the friend.
The doctors don't "misdiagnose" her. She hears what she wants and plays it up for her channel (the lung thing was likely "We see a shadow and it could be nothing, could be cancerous and she only heard cancer), OR she manipulates and exaggerates her symptoms to get the diagnosis she wants. She was thrilled as fuck with the BED diagnosis all 3 times because it gave her something to point to so it wasn't her fault. It's fun watching her lies fucking up her plans.
Jade Francis has been real quiet as of late. I wonder what's gonna happen when this one leaves. She's less mobile and more gross than ever. How's she gonna rope in her next caretaker live in nurse girlfriend?

Generic Retard said:
How do you think her body is posed in this picture?
(Not necessarily to scale)

A:
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B. It's forever horrifying putting how huge she is into context.
 
I do NOT understand how anyone as big as Amber could possibly get clean without a handheld showerhead, which I don't think she has. How could she be able to rinse all the soap out of the crevices?
 
Canuck Breaker said:
You're assuming the soap gets into the crevices in the first place.
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imagine having to insert this the entire length of the bristled part to bottom out in the fupa
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Bogliacci said:
Just the average fat that thinks she's starving if she eats less than 4000 calories.
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Her maintance calories about 3500 calories (assuming a 550lb weight). To gain wieght she is consuming 5500 calories in a day on average (assuming a 1lb a day gain). Call it an average of 4500 calories for a slow gain. Most adult women her age, with a sedintary lifestyle, need only 1400 or so calories to maintain a healthy weight. She is definatly eating 3x what a woman her height, age, and activity level needs to simply exist at a weight of 130-140lbs. However she does not binge. So that begs the question, is it just a fat, stupid bitch being a fat, stupid,bitch?

The diagnosis seems conclusive. She can add that to her collection.
 
Generic Retard said:
How do you think her body is posed in this picture?
(Not necessarily to scale)

A:
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Something I've never thought about before, but I bet she doesn't have a single bone in her body that she can feel. Most of us can feel our elbows, knees, hips, etc, but she probably can't. Even her chin bone is covered in so much fat she probably can't feel it.

I wish I knew what jade sees in this pig? Even putting aside her looks she has a shit personality. There is literally nothing to love about this cunt.
 
Ayygs and Layygs said:
I think I figured out this "I don't binge, I never eat 3 times my normal amount" bullshit she's on. She's taking it literally. So she'll order 20 nuggies, fries, drink, and mcflurry and that's fine. Since she's never ordered 60 nuggies, 3 orders of fries, 3 drinks, and 3 mcflurries, it isn't a binge. Voila it's not BED so she can have the surgery now. Nevermind that they gave her the job of losing ONE pound and she couldn't even do that. It's just shooo weird that they would make her wait. Either her "friends" are just as retarded as she is OR her friends are her, she's the friend.
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One of ambers musings about this is since shes a bigger gorl it takes more for her to feel fool. Since it takes more for her to feel that fool its totally ok for her to eat 20 nuggies fries drink and mcflurry.
Her "its not a binge" requirements for her mental gymnastics could be as little as 2 apple pies she decided not to get or the 2 apple pies pluz the 60 nuggies and 3 fries order.
amber justifies whatever she wants at the time but the "im bigger so i need more" is one of my favorite amberisms.
Ayygs and Layygs said:
The doctors don't "misdiagnose" her. She hears what she wants and plays it up for her channel (the lung thing was likely "We see a shadow and it could be nothing, could be cancerous and she only heard cancer),
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I think she also really just likes how she pronounces misdiagnose and just likes to say it while she listens to hersef talk.
Ayygs and Layygs said:
OR she manipulates and exaggerates her symptoms to get the diagnosis she wants. She was thrilled as fuck with the BED diagnosis all 3 times because it gave her something to point to so it wasn't her fault. It's fun watching her lies fucking up her plans
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Oh man, the binge monster youtuber apology video with becky squished next to her like a beaten women "standing by her man" was precious. We have so much evidence amber just willingly puts out onto the internet, its baffling.
Ayygs and Layygs said:
Jade Francis has been real quiet as of late. I wonder what's gonna happen when this one leaves. She's less mobile and more gross than ever. How's she gonna rope in her next caretaker live in nurse girlfriend?


B. It's forever horrifying putting how huge she is into context.
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
Something I've never thought about before, but I bet she doesn't have a single bone in her body that she can feel. Most of us can feel our elbows, knees, hips, etc, but she probably can't. Even her chin bone is covered in so much fat she probably can't feel it.

I wish I knew what jade sees in this pig? Even putting aside her looks she has a shit personality. There is literally nothing to love about this cunt.
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I’ve actually thought about that before. This bitch ain’t feeling a hip bone without a fucking jackhammer and a crane.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Something I've never thought about before, but I bet she doesn't have a single bone in her body that she can feel. Most of us can feel our elbows, knees, hips, etc, but she probably can't. Even her chin bone is covered in so much fat she probably can't feel it.

I wish I knew what jade sees in this pig? Even putting aside her looks she has a shit personality. There is literally nothing to love about this cunt.
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Totally real FBI Frank said:
I’ve actually thought about that before. This bitch ain’t feeling a hip bone without a fucking jackhammer and a crane.
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The first time I saw that image of Hamber and her 600+ pounds with a skeleton superimposed on it on the couch at her birthday at Eric & Ricky's, I wondered about the very same thing. Most of us (some of us easier than others right now) can feel our ribs - even minor fatties can, if they press through the fat. Hamber's? It would take something like this (sexist though it is - RIP lovely Raquel) to examine her bones.




Or like this, depending on your mood.



A general observation, as I have some reaction videos queued up as background noise. In this video, at about 2:21, Hamber is flexing about how much money she made (at that time) on YouTube, but laughably claimed she "wasn't allowed" to show it, which is pure and total bullshit. Fact is, Hamber, people have been making "How much did I make on YT in (year)?" videos since YT started their adsense/creator thing. It has NEVER been not allowed, you lying POS. Not cueing it, as it's not bad little video and worth a watch.



Secondly, does anyone know the origination of her bullshit dry-ass food/not drinking water thing? I know she's done this since the channel's inception, but has she ever explained the why behind it?
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
The first time I saw that image of Hamber and her 600+ pounds with a skeleton superimposed on it on the couch at her birthday at Eric & Ricky's, I wondered about the very same thing. Most of us (some of us easier than others right now) can feel our ribs - even minor fatties can, if they press through the fat. Hamber's? It would take something like this (sexist though it is - RIP lovely Raquel) to examine her bones.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dO5E4wkg0hA


Or like this, depending on your mood.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7kQDIosuZuo

A general observation, as I have some reaction videos queued up as background noise. In this video, at about 2:21, Hamber is flexing about how much money she made (at that time) on YouTube, but laughably claimed she "wasn't allowed" to show it, which is pure and total bullshit. Fact is, Hamber, people have been making "How much did I make on YT in (year)?" videos since YT started their adsense/creator thing. It has NEVER been not allowed, you lying POS. Not cueing it, as it's not bad little video and worth a watch.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gvlkv9LhHx4

Secondly, does anyone know the origination of her bullshit dry-ass food/not drinking water thing? I know she's done this since the channel's inception, but has she ever explained the why behind it?
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Wow... She's wider than a small grocery cart back then. Now, she's wider than a full-sized grocery cart at Sam's Club and Costco!
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Secondly, does anyone know the origination of her bullshit dry-ass food/not drinking water thing? I know she's done this since the channel's inception, but has she ever explained the why behind it?
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the dry food comes from ALR thinking oil adds too many extra calories and uses water as a replacement, and she claims to have some kinda phobia of tap water-probably based on flouride conspiracy theories
 
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