🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

But honestly I don't see why they would give her a date to begin with when she's begging to have it solve her problems now now now.

Slappy suppose dat be da difference between  elective surgery and life-saving surgery. Oh, you're correct, she wants it NOW. But fact of the matter is WLS is still an elective surgery. Not like my 67 year old ass having a heart valve go out and the need to fix it is days, not 600 lbs.

Hamber been growing immensely quadruple for years. And she always screamed big but hulthy, including the most recent bloodwork. Everybody in here has called out the lack of motivation. Fuck gorl, you gots a YEAR to finally get yer shit together and prove this is a life goal you want to happen. But what do you do? Throw a tantrum and immediately fail.

Suck it up, sweetcheeks. If you can't commit to your own betterment, don't expect the rest of us to tampon your tears of disappointment.

 

[I call shenanigans]

The funniest thing about that video for me was Amber saying she's lost 89lbs a couple of times, once she lost 116lbs (pretty sure that was when she had cancer rather than losing it through diet) but she can't go any further without the surgery. It's funny to me because if she lost that 89lbs again (which she did without surgery before), she would probably be approved for WLS, and get a date for a few weeks later to allow for the pre-op liver shrinking diet. Which brings me to another issue with her video. There is no way in Hell her liver function tests were normal. Normal for a death fat maybe, but definitely not normal range.

You're right @Slappy McGherkin, WLS is always an elective surgery. It's not emergency life saving surgery when it's for weightloss. Gastric bypass or gastrectomy can be an emergency life saving surgery if it is being performed for cancer reasons (which is what it started out as) or for perforated ulcers. Neither of which applies in Amber's case. She's only saying it's life saving because that was the justification her surgeon used for performing Tammy Slaton's surgery, but even she had to wait over a year and lose weight, and have regular pysch appointments before he approved her.

 

[Mekahineyho]

On what planet would amber take a fucking Uber to pick up some vitamin D pills she won’t take be Fucking for real. Yeah catch a Uber amber and vlog it.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

There is no way in Hell her liver function tests were normal. Normal for a death fat maybe, but definitely not normal range.

Man, I would commit some atrocities for those numbers. Nothing would destroy her dainty ego more than having that truth out there. Her panels must be fun for the physicians, I personally love a case of absolute mayhem. Jade, I know you're reading, help us out!

 

[The Heartthrob]

The funniest thing about that video for me was Amber saying she's lost 89lbs a couple of times, once she lost 116lbs (pretty sure that was when she had cancer rather than losing it through diet) but she can't go any further without the surgery.

She always wears it like a badge of honor she can claim credit for but iirc the only times she's ever lost more than 5 pounds are when she's lost control over her intake. Krystle's parents refusing to feed her fat ass, the cancer, ozempic, etc. Even in those situations though, she still found ways to hide food or manipulate those around her to overeat and binge. I'm sure the clinic will be able to tell she's blowing smoke up their ass if she ever recounts her own version of those events.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Yanno, if Hamber were a Rockstar and had a whole tour schedule worked up or VIP Somebody Politico or something, I could see her wanting a set date for scheduling around any conflicts. But Newsflash NOT to anybody here... she ain't. Take a number, get in line like every one of us peons does for any surgery and we'll get back to ya when you're on the books.

Her sense of entitlement and self-importance made my eyes roll so far back in my head that I nearly passed out. God forbid anything should get in the way of her regularly scheduled doing absolutely nothing.

Well what immediately comes to mind (since she likes to compare herelf to MSHPL participants), is that I don't think it's typical for those types of surgeries to have a set date for people her size. I guess she conveniently forgot that those people have to prove they can lose weight before they get a date. Even Tammy Slaton was surprised that she got approved for surgery and they were like "Okay, you're good. We'll see you in surgery in the morning". I don't know why she thinks she's the exception to the rule but God I'm past the point of being surprised.

On what planet would amber take a fucking Uber to pick up some vitamin D pills she won’t take be Fucking for real. Yeah catch a Uber amber and vlog it.

She's on Amazon all the time, why wouldn't she just - you know what. I'm gonna assume she' trying to prove he can fit in an Uber because if she's really that stupid, I will lose the brain cells that alcohol hasn't killed already.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

God, she's so fucking stupid. It's like she got to 500 pounds by eating nothing but paste.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Even Tammy Slaton was surprised that she got approved for surgery and they were like "Okay, you're good. We'll see you in surgery in the morning". I don't know why she thinks she's the exception to the rule but God I'm past the point of being surprised.

Yeah...that didn't really happen like that. No way in Hell is a bariatric surgeon going into a laprascopic surgery without at least two weeks on a liver reduction diet, often that means liquids only. A fatty liver is a very fragile liver and easily damaged by the retractors needed to lift it out of the way while they operate on the stomach. The timelines in Thousand Pound Sisters are always messed about for dramatic effect.

She's on Amazon all the time, why wouldn't she just - you know what. I'm gonna assume she' trying to prove he can fit in an Uber because if she's really that stupid, I will lose the brain cells that alcohol hasn't killed already.

But she's a special snowflake that has to have prescription strength vitamin d. She's said so many times that the stuff you buy without prescription simply won't do for her lowest ever vitamin d level that any doctor has ever seen. Still, I would have thought chemists in Lexington could deal with escripts and delivery. That was one good thing Covid gave us.

I guess she managed on her own without supplements to deal with her major anaemia problem as well. She really brushed over those blood tests and I don't believe her for a second that the only issue was her vitamin d.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"I've lidurlee envisioned my foster care timeline to write it out for you."

No Amber no, you have that super unique and very corky disorder where you lidurlee can't envision theengs. Amber how could you forget that!

 

[Agoodpotroast]

"I've lidurlee envisioned my foster care timeline to write it out for you."

No Amber no, you have that super unique and very corky disorder where you lidurlee can't envision theengs. Amber how could you forget that!

Also what a weird fucking thing to say. You remember enough to tell us stories but have to envision the timeline? Which is it? Were you so traumatized you don't remember or were you so traumatized you can't forget? Normally it'd be a dick move to question something like that but it's Amber so fuck social decorum

 

[pistolwhipped]

The only disorder Hamber has is OBCD.

 

[Xenomorph]

"I've lidurlee envisioned my foster care timeline to write it out for you."

No Amber no, you have that super unique and very corky disorder where you lidurlee can't envision theengs. Amber how could you forget that!

gotta keep those lies fresh!
second of all, bitch you are over THIRTY nobody gives a FUCK ABOUT YOUR FOSTER CARE SHIT, fuck me, shes been trotting out this shit about possible sharing "muh foster cur experience" for TEN YEARS.. nobody gives a shit but you Amber. Its all a lie anyway you cant even get the ages you went into it straight anyway.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

gotta keep those lies fresh!
second of all, bitch you are over THIRTY nobody gives a FUCK ABOUT YOUR FOSTER CARE SHIT, fuck me, shes been trotting out this shit about possible sharing "muh foster cur experience" for TEN YEARS.. nobody gives a shit but you Amber. Its all a lie anyway you cant even get the ages you went into it straight anyway.

That's what I'm saying. It's annoying enough that she blames her behavior on a bad childhood but the cherry on top is that she specifically brings up being in foster care as if it's a qualifier that garners extra sympathy. The only time being a foster kid matters after you turn 18 is if you're applying for financial aid in college and even a college wouldn't give a fuck at this point.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

All the cred to @low sodium for posting the archives so I don't have to give that obese grizzly any views, but God help me and muh mentalz for clicking on that shit.

I have never understood the claim that "we don't hate Amber for her weight, it's because of her actions". I read it here, I hear reaction channels say it. It has to be some deep rooted political correctness that just can't be beaten out of people.

I for one am 110% grossed out by her because of her weight. I wouldn't find it repulsive if a normal weight person said they were going to "eat for the funzies of it", I wouldn't care. If a normal weight person was sitting on their ass doing diamond puzzles I wouldn't care, but shelf ass should tread water 20 h per day. If a normal weight person eats I don't get repulsed, if grizzly as much as nibbles on an apple I want to punch her in the face. I see a dishevelled addict in the street I notice their lack of hygiene but Amber looks smelly. All this because she is fat, it's so gross. It makes her totally unlikable in every way (yet fascinating). She opens a cabinet and I hate how she does it because she is fat.

Thank God the groceries came in paper bags. It's not like those paper bags contained a million plastic bags and containers... Tapped out there, couldn't finish it. There is always some hero in this thread that posts her weight, I'll keep lurking.

You can overdose on vitamins taking them as recommended. Seriously.

Spoiler: One a Day

I'm an old fart. My doc told me during my annual physical a few years back I should start taking a good daily multi-vitamin. So picked up a big jug of Centrum at Costco, took one every day. No biggie, right? It's only a vitamin.

Within six months, I developed severe joint and knee pain. Went to the doc, he did some blood tests and said my iron levels were off-the-chart high and he suspected I might have hemachromatosis, which is actually a genetic condition where your body makes too much iron... and can kill you. None of the markers showed up in the tests. Doc went down daily intake list. Told him I took a daily multi. He asked why. Because you told me to, ya dumbshit! He said stop taking them.

Within a few weeks, pain went away, iron levels returned to normal. So yeah, vitamins CAN fuck you up without even eating a handful of them.

Even at 600lbs? Doesn't she need to take like 4× as much, just for it to be a regular dose?

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amberlynn's recent delusional behavior is (mostly) an act and I can see why new people and normies buy it at first. Not saying she is a mastermind, but manipulative enough to attention seek: Her whining about being "stuck in limbo" for a year due to her poor decision. At her heart she doesn't care enough. Saying she can "only lose 89lbs alone" is a cope to enable her laziness. Hundreds of pounds would shed within months if she put forth 50% effort.

These diagnosises don't mean shit when it comes down to it. Amberlynn has no willpower to get approved for WLS or lose the weight on her own; It is all excuses to continue being a fatass, boring bitch because that is what is most comfortable.

 

[Simon]

This bitch is going to reach 700 lbs still talking about her 'weight loss journee' and weight loss surgery.

 

[dfranki723]

Those views, fucking oof Fatty. That's gotta sting.

 

[Polska krowa]

Blood work results: Hulthy but big (low vitamin D is the only thing Amber mentioned).

Spoiler: Sperg

Low vitamin D is not a sign of good health... There's a reason that your vitamin D level is taken when you're admitted to hospital, as it's a good general indicator of overall health. The three major causes of low vitamin D (excluding sunlight - unless you live in the arctic circle, you have absolutely no excuse for not stepping outside and getting enough sunlight) are obesity, live failure, and kidney failure. Amber has all three to varying levels and the doctor should be running liver enzyme tests, blood tests, and putting her on a restrictive diet (even if they did, Amber wouldn't stick to it I guess).

I'm guessing her response will be to just take Vit D supplements, but if liver failure is the causitive factor, for example, supplementing Vit D does absolutely nothing to address the thing that's actually causing the deficiency in the first place. Its like papering over a fault line and expecting earthquakes not to happen becuse you can't see the fault line anymore

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

. The three major causes of low vitamin D (excluding sunlight - unless you live in the arctic circle, you have absolutely no excuse for not stepping outside and getting enough sunlight)

It's pretty common in oldies who might not get out much, and even worse if you have dark skin. Even young people that cover up and use sunscreen to avoid cancer/skin ageing can get low Vit D.

 

[I call shenanigans]

]The three major causes of low vitamin D (excluding sunlight - unless you live in the arctic circle, you have absolutely no excuse for not stepping outside and getting enough sunlight) are obesity, live failure, and kidney failure.

Nearly every woman I know post menopause (and Amber is post menopause) has to supplement vitamin d due to deficiency. Estrogen plays a key role in activating vitamin d in the body, so once the ovaries are removed, or cease working, there is every excuse to be deficient regardless of the time spent in sunshine.

the doctor should be running liver enzyme tests, blood tests, and putting her on a restrictive diet (even if they did, Amber wouldn't stick to it I guess).

Those tests were absolutely run. A standard bariatric panel includes CBC, MBA20, liver function, electrolytes, thyroid function, A1c, iron studies, cholesterol panel, vit D, vitamin B12 at a minimum. Other blood orders tend to be patient dependent, but the ones I listed are standard across the board, and recommended minimum protocol by every bariatric surgery body I’ve seen.