🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Really short plot summary with commentary. Not much detail, because this is pathetic and I didn't really want to focus too much on it. Not even gonna spoiler it.
TL;DR - Amber can't understand why people are upset by her entitled temper tantrum re: being delayed in getting WLS. Amber fills the entire 10 min 'vlog' with stupid bullshit that no one cares about.


Amber starts in the same place, just seconds after where we left off. Despite her just finishing filming the video about the unfairness of being delayed in getting WLS, she's all giddy and happy.

Amber shows off more Amazon shit that she bought - books she won't read, some lip stuff that that's applied with a spoon-thing that she'll never use, and a Kate Spade backpack that she spent $180 on that she'll never wear. Oh, and hand sanitizer for those trips outside of the house she never takes.

Jumpcut to an unknown time in the future!! Amber can't understand why people were upset at her repugnant and entitled attitude in her last video, but says it 'bit her in the ass', and chalks it up to 'oversharing' her WLS. Amber claims that "sure, I've done some shitty things in the past, but I'm not that person anymore" - despite this recent WLS story arc being a replay of said shitty behaviour.

MUH TRAUMA!!! MUH DEMONS!!! But she says that needs to work on them in private. Either way, you're supposed to WORK ON THEM.

Amber talks about bullshit that doesn't matter to fill video time. A disembodied black hand appears, holding Twinkie - Jade is still there.

Amber shows herself cooking broccoli.

Amber blabs about books she's pretending to read. She talks about her not being able to have children and her 'trauma' of 'gushing blood'.

Amber shows us her drinking partially frozen water.

Amber took a nap. It's now 10 o'clock at night. She's snacking on pistashios and reading the shit on the package.

Big surprise: Amber won't get her 3000-4000 steps in today - watch her fail in 4k!

It's disheartening that she has to do what the WLS clinic wants her to do. She got SO MANY DMs confirming that it 'wasn't fair'. Still calls this a 'set-back'.
 
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Hamber is absolutely incapable of keeping anything to herself (please refer to any Facebook post she made in the 2010s). For instance, every time she actually leaves her luxury playpen, she vlogs it to prove she was outside, at no point in time has she not vlogged while outside, yet she tries so hard to convince us that she goes outside off-camera as well (ok agoraphobialynn). She knows it's impossible for her viewers to trust anything she says so she has the benefit of video footage to show that she's just like everyone else and can use the footage as a gotcha to the haydurs. (vlogging yourself in the passenger seat while your plantation chauffer girlfriend drives you around to medical facilities for your various ailments to prove to the haydurz that you go out is not a gotcha)

My point is that by her saying that she is gonna share less of her WLS journey, it means she is quitting that shit because if she truly were continuing the WLS process you know she would be sharing every single detail about it as she has in her previous videos. She doesn't have it in her to suffer in silence, the truth always comes out one way or another, Inshallah.


Amber: I am willing to do whatever it takes to reach my weight loss goals

Also Hamber: I have less than 400 steps to reach my pathetic 3000-step goal but I'm not gonna do it. Watch me fail in 480p guizeee (I'm only watching the archive you lard-ass troglodyte).

Ultimately, I feel like Amber is most angry not with the haydurz, the weight loss clinic, or herself, but at Tammy Slaton. How could that fat bitch get surgery before daintylynn? You can see the bitterness radiating off her when she talks about people bigger than her getting WLS before her.

Also, imagine if Hamber was smart enough to post her Amazon affiliate link in the description again and actually disclose that she profits from it. She would receive so much commission from the frogs. But posting the link would be too much of a traumatic PTSD moment for her because of the backlash she got last time for her failure to disclose.
 
Salvador Dali said:
For instance, every time she actually leaves her luxury playpen, she vlogs it to prove she was outside, at no point in time has she not vlogged while outside...
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One of the few things she can still feel "joy" from is getting these unfalsifiable dunks on her truth deniers with uncut and unedited videos proving what she's saying happened. We haven't gotten one of those in so long, especially when she weighed 470 lbs and only ate 2,345 calories. It's so pathological that she doesn't even realize she's unironically trolling by writing down TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE as calories she's consumed.
 
Shade For Days said:
The big thing she is leaving out of the story is that the dietician saw that she gained weight. THAT is what disqualified her for another year.
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I’m 99.9% sure that’s exactly what happened. When called to explain her weight gain she then decided to play victim to all her usual excuses. That and/or her Dr’s referral mentioned her BED diagnosis that she insisted she had on record until she didn’t want it there.
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It will be interesting if she Dr shops for another WLS surgeon
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There’s not really any point in doing that now unless she goes way out of area. There’s a couple of reasons for that. Firstly, there are very few bariatric surgeons that will tackle someone her size, Dr Eric Smith is one of them. Secondly, bariatric clinics in close proximity have a tendency to share allied health professionals like dieticians, physchologists and exercise physiologists. Bariatric clinics need allied health professionals that specialise in bariatric/obesity medicine, and good, experienced ones tend to be thin on the ground. She’ll get caught out somehow and be back to square one.

If she’s serious about getting the surgery in future, she is far better off staying with the current clinic. She needs the psych consults to drop her victim complex and accept that as an adult she alone is responsible for the food she shoves down her throat. Until she does that she’ll never lose significant weight or keep it off. The day she can honestly say to her health team that her weight is a result of her just being a gluttonous Sloth, instead of all her other excuses that are conveniently outside of her control, is the day her 365 day wait can actually begin. She also needs to stop thinking she is the only one that knows her body, and actually follow her dieticians advice/plan to the letter. No cheat days ever, let alone planned ones. No counting calories her way, no WW points, and absolutely no Jenny Craig cardboard carbohydrate bombs...just lean meat/protien portions and lots of vegetables. Log only what the dietician asks to, and throw away that fucking bullet journal that focuses far too much on food and feelings. In Amber's case I'd also say throw out the scale because gaining triggers her to eat, and losing weight she rewards with cheat meals.

The other big stumbling block for Amber will be her sleep aponea. She needs to organise a sleep test and get herself a CPAP. Yes our Dainty qween is going to need to sleep in one of those very undainty masks and get her sleep aponea controlled prior to WLS. Bonus though she'll feel better than she has in a long time (once she gets used to it), and she'll actually lose more weight.

Salvador Dali said:
My point is that by her saying that she is gonna share less of her WLS journey, it means she is quitting that shit because if she truly were continuing the WLS process you know she would be sharing every single detail about it as she has in her previous videos.
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Even if she keeps up her dietician and pysch appointments, she's not really going to have much to share. They'll be like monthly appointments and she can't make 15 vlogs a month about 2 appointments.
Salvador Dali said:
Ultimately, I feel like Amber is most angry not with the haydurz, the weight loss clinic, or herself, but at Tammy Slaton. How could that fat bitch get surgery before daintylynn? You can see the bitterness radiating off her when she talks about people bigger than her getting WLS before her.
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Absolutely... She is pissed as that fatter than her hillbilly Tammy got WLS and she hasn't. What she fails to understand (or even care about) is that Tammy was an exception to the rules. Firstly because she's on a dramatised TV show where people will be publically held accountable for the state of her health, and secondly because she was actively in the throws of death so WLS had a potential to save her otherwise doomed life. In Tammy's case the argument could be made that it was life saving emergency surgery.
 
I'm skipping recaps of Hamber's shit because I have too much other real-world stuff going on, but there's a couple of observations I have that I'm going to vomit on you, fam. Isn't that what his is all about?

First, the "bad but totally expected news" video: Hamber gave up the vocal fry last year, but brings it back for this super special "Guise, I'm so surprised I didn't cry in this" video. Lucky us. Give it up, Fatty. It's fucking annoying and it surely doesn't help your idiotic, performative halting speechifying as you assure everyone that your nonexistent quest for WLS will continue. Similarly, fuck off with your "do I or don't I" use it as fodder for YT. Of course you will. It isn't like you do anything but sit around and eat all goddamned day. No, I don't believe your walking totals. Your apartment isn't THAT big. I have a 3200SF house and walking from one end to the other isn't 200 steps.

Second: "My ADHD" bullshit. You do not have ADHD, you fucking munchie cunt, just like you are not bipolar, are not OCD/OCPD, and do not have BED. Did you know, BTW, that many professionals will NOT prescribe stimulants to people with muh bipolar? I can't wait to see if you try to retcon your muh bipolar diagnosis or if you throw ADHD under the bus instead and have to come up with some other pokemon ailment to add to your collection of munchie bullshit excuses.

Three: I don't believe any of her stories about this WLS jernee. I doubt, for instance, that any program is going to kick someone or reset the clock over one binge. Likewise, that "three times a normal meal" thing is total bullshit. I know, however, that December was not the last "binge" (that wasn't a fucking binge.) That weepy video, she snuck in an admission that she "didn't say no once" and how that ruined things. I would guess that she's fucked around with the timeline some more - nothing new there - and the fact she supposedly fucked herself over by using muh BED for a decade before jettisoning that ballast in favor o a misdiagnosis and nonexistent food addiction only to return to muh BED as an excuse is going to keep me amused for quite some time. Maybe a year! As soon as she stopped the weekly weighins, I knew (we all knew) she had gained weight. you will never outwaddle your tells, Fatty.

Maybe people should be recommending the SunnyV2 video to any influx of idiots who appear and start flooding her channel with fake positivity in a doomed effort to "support" her.
 
So late on this is in reference to her dietician making her wait a year before getting approved.

Talked to a friend who has had WLS a few days ago, and he said this is pure bullshit. You need approvals from a primary care doctor, and cardio and pulmonary doctor, and pass a psych, but a dietician is something they said they never had to consult. Chances are she didn't get approval from one of those doctors and needed a cover story.
 
BallBuster II said:
Talked to a friend who has had WLS a few days ago, and he said this is pure bullshit. You need approvals from a primary care doctor, and cardio and pulmonary doctor, and pass a psych, but a dietician is something they said they never had to consult. Chances are she didn't get approval from one of those doctors and needed a cover story.
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Different clinics have different rules, and those rules are often tailored to both individual patients and to the requirements of various insurers. Dieticians are more often than not an integral part of the MDT in a bariatric clinic and they absolutely are included in the final approval. In fact I have never heard of a bariatric clinic that doesn't require dietician consults/clearance prior to surgery.
 
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If you would like me to sperg about the obesity world wide bariatric register, I'm happy to do so in the medical sperg thread. It's not appropriate to do so in this thread though. Let me know, because if it's not something you are interested in I won't bother. Just know it exists, minus actual individual identifying data.
 
Meet MommaGoob: ALR reaction channel and, apparently, WLS recipient.
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Amberlynn Reid strikes back at the Hayders, again.

MommaGoob provides an update on DMs with ALR.In this video, Amberlynn discusses her experience being denied for surgery yet again and her quest to buy more...
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During the 5-9 minute mark of this video, MommaGoob (referred to as MG in this post) talks about how she DM'ed Amber on Instagram because MG didn't think it was right for the dietician to block Amber, delaying her getting the surgery over a BED diagnosis (not pushing this opinion as my own; just relaying info). Anyway, MG sent Amber the link for her surgeon, and the link for another surgeon in the same practice. She also sent Amber a link for a pubmed article talking about how WLS helps with BED. Amber asked something like "Why do you think I should do that?" and MG replied "Because you need the surgery, BabyGirl, and you won't make it without it". MG told Amber about her own weight loss story and surgery, and how Amber should come to south Florida for the surgery.

MG didn't show the DMs, but claims that Amber responded by thanking her, but saying that she wouldn't be able to get to Florida. There are other WLS around where she lives. Then said "I'm gonna wait until my dietician contacts me on Friday, because she's supposedly gonna be talking to the surgeon about my exact situation and see what he says. I just wish that I could talk to him in person, because I truly believe that the risk of me not getting surgery soon is greater than the risk of waiting a full year or longer. But who knows, I'm not a doctor lol". MG offers to share her experiences with VGS and also discloses that she has a YouTube channel, and Amber says "I'd love to check out your channel sometime". (HA, lie: Amber knows about EVERYONE who makes videos about her - she sees it on her YouTube portal. She knows who you are, MG, she just doesn't care).

Sounds legit: Amber was given conditions, but feels too special and unique for said conditions. If she can get the WLS right away without any of the requirements that the other, non-special patients have, she'll bring this back. And my guess is if the doctor tells her that she has to go without a BED episode (which she magically cured herself) for a certain time, or has to lose weight to be approved, she'll give up and go on WW or Jenny Craig - while blaming her 'BED diagnosis'.
 
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I wonder if FailureLynn (you know, the one who was denied a surgery that both Slaton sisters qualified for?) realizes that while waiting the year until maybe being considered again, she could stop shoving greasy food into her face hole? I mean, is Jade Francis forcing food down Amber's throat? I'll bet she isn't, so Amber could just take control of things and refuse to consume so much.

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Yeah I know, I know. I couldn't type that without laughing.
Amber's gonna die fat, it's just a matter of time.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
MG didn't show the DMs, but claims that Amber responded by thanking her, but saying that she wouldn't be able to get to Florida. There are other WLS around where she lives. Then said "I'm gonna wait until my dietician contacts me on Friday, because she's supposedly gonna be talking to the surgeon about my exact situation and see what he says. I just wish that I could talk to him in person, because I truly believe that the risk of me not getting surgery soon is greater than the risk of waiting a full year or longer. But who knows, I'm not a doctor lol".
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Really, Hamber? You think the risk of not having the surgery is greater - meaning that you're near to literally dying? The same person who haughtily and heatedly denies being housebound, who claims to be eating right, exercising, always moving, even while just watching videos and shows, who is drinking lots of water, is able to shower, dry, and dress without assistance, whose doctors pronounce her bp, blood work, etc, as being just fine or even "perfect"? You're going to claim THAT person is at death's door?

This is the problem with your apparently limitless lies: eventually, you trap yourself. And just like the nonexistent BED that you had (via three diagnoses from three different medical professionals), then suddenly didn't have, then did again when the "WLS" was denied....well, just let me say this:

Good luck with that attempt at manipulation, bitch.



 
Boolean Bitch said:
Meet MommaGoob: ALR reaction channel and, apparently, WLS recipient.
www.youtube.com

Amberlynn Reid strikes back at the Hayders, again.

MommaGoob provides an update on DMs with ALR.In this video, Amberlynn discusses her experience being denied for surgery yet again and her quest to buy more...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

During the 5-9 minute mark of this video, MommaGoob (referred to as MG in this post) talks about how she DM'ed Amber on Instagram because MG didn't think it was right for the dietician to block Amber, delaying her getting the surgery over a BED diagnosis (not pushing this opinion as my own; just relaying info). Anyway, MG sent Amber the link for her surgeon, and the link for another surgeon in the same practice. She also sent Amber a link for a pubmed article talking about how WLS helps with BED. Amber asked something like "Why do you think I should do that?" and MG replied "Because you need the surgery, BabyGirl, and you won't make it without it". MG told Amber about her own weight loss story and surgery, and how Amber should come to south Florida for the surgery.

MG didn't show the DMs, but claims that Amber responded by thanking her, but saying that she wouldn't be able to get to Florida. There are other WLS around where she lives. Then said "I'm gonna wait until my dietician contacts me on Friday, because she's supposedly gonna be talking to the surgeon about my exact situation and see what he says. I just wish that I could talk to him in person, because I truly believe that the risk of me not getting surgery soon is greater than the risk of waiting a full year or longer. But who knows, I'm not a doctor lol". MG offers to share her experiences with VGS and also discloses that she has a YouTube channel, and Amber says "I'd love to check out your channel sometime". (HA, lie: Amber knows about EVERYONE who makes videos about her - she sees it on her YouTube portal. She knows who you are, MG, she just doesn't care).

Sounds legit: Amber was given conditions, but feels too special and unique for said conditions. If she can get the WLS right away without any of the requirements that the other, non-special patients have, she'll bring this back. And my guess is if the doctor tells her that she has to go without a BED episode (which she magically cured herself) for a certain time, or has to lose weight to be approved, she'll give up and go on WW or Jenny Craig - while blaming her 'BED diagnosis'.
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You sure she had WLS and not M E T H, I mean you must be a tweaker if you bring new info with no proof lmao gtfo
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Because I truly believe that the risk of me not getting surgery soon is greater than the risk of waiting a full year or longer.
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Word for word how Dr Smith justified doing Tammy’s surgery. Amber is grasping at straws now. Not only did Tammy have several near death experiences, she was bed/wheelchair bound with a fucking tracheotomy tube, in a 24 hour rehab facility for the best part of a year, and she still had to lose 75lbs before her surgeon would approve her. Even now, after clearly significant weight loss Tammy is still on supplemental oxygen.

Sure you aren’t smoking something Amber. At least she basically confirmed she hasn’t had access to the surgeon yet, which doesn’t surprise me in the least. She needs to stop thinking that reality tv shows actually show reality.

Want to get WLS Amber…then walk the walk by losing weight. Prove to the bariatric team that you have changed your lifestyle. All you’ve done so far is prove you’re NOT ready by gaining weight. Guaranteed that in the 7-10 days since her “bad news” that she has “overeaten”, “eaten off track” or “binged” every single day. Next trip to the bariatric clinic when she is weighed, she’ll just prove the dietician was right to deny her approval.
 
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FatalTater said:
I wonder if FailureLynn (you know, the one who was denied a surgery that both Slaton sisters qualified for?) realizes that while waiting the year until maybe being considered again, she could stop shoving greasy food into her face hole? I mean, is Jade Francis forcing food down Amber's throat? I'll bet she isn't, so Amber could just take control of things and refuse to consume so much.

🤣

Yeah I know, I know. I couldn't type that without laughing.
Amber's gonna die fat, it's just a matter of time.
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But it’s even easier than that. Her daily requirement of calories for maintenance (or gain would be more)…must be MASSIVE. I know clever farmers have calculated the figures in the past, but for Amber, at her size, even being physically inactive, to be gaining weight she is eating VAST amounts of food.

This ‘overeating’ as opposed to ‘binging’ is wordplay…semantics. Her ‘normal’ means ‘binge quantity’ to most people, anyway. So this “3times your normal consumption at one sitting” means nothing for her.
She must be ‘overeating’ so much that it morphs into the same situation as binging.

Back to my point, though. She doesn’t even need to do anything drastic or difficult. She could eat very well (especially if she’d learn how to cook). She could eat a lot more more than most of us could, per day, and still lose weight.
She only has to cut down on the most calorific foods a bit, and eat a bit less at every meal. If she learned to cook, she cold make great, satiating meals and never be hungry.

She acts like she is the most anomalous person in the world who can’t look at food without gaining. It’s rubbish. She has lost perspective upon normal portions. She could be eating perfectly happily and well (and still consume what would be a large amount of food to most of us here) and still drop weight.

But no. She can’t possibly do this. She has to ‘sit in discomfort every hour and say no”…..Her thinking is way, way off and I’m sure her team have rumbled her. Even us laymen in the thread can see she isn’t ready for surgery. Her ‘overeating’ seems equivalent to anyone else’s nonstop binge.
 
LOL Amber thinks if she could just talk to the surgeon face to face, he will be unable to resist her powers of manipulation. She's spent her entire adult life getting what she wants by either paying or exhausting people into capitulating.

Good luck, fat fuck.
 
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