🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Maybe if Amber goes down the inpatient care route she might just get the surgery just like TamTam. Better get onto those mookbongs, gorl!
 
It is always laughable when she says that "She is trying to save her life". Actually, she wants the surgeon to save her life with little input from her. If she wanted to save her life, in the past, she would have tried to lose weight instead of starting any diets where she would fudge the number of points she could eat, miscalculate the number of calories she ate, or giving herself a "cheat day" every 2 or 3 days. If she really wants to get this surgery, as suggested by @I call shenanigans, she would get all the physical clearance needed to be done now, so that the process can go quickly. Instead, she is blaming the clinic for not giving the surgery.
 
Her eyebrows are ridiculous.

I cannot stand retards saying supposedly deep shit like ''protecting my energy''. You sound like a braindead cunt. Every single last one of you that blurts out these popular POSITIVITYYYYYYY YASSS phrases. It is truly vomit inducing.

The angle at the end of the vlog is just highlighting her repugnant sagging neck fat.
My God, not the fucking ''sooooooo other people have been messaging me privately and agreeing with me, just trust me bro'' lies. It's one of the most consistent tells of hers. These magical supporters in her DM's that give her unending support or fully back up her bullshit and lies.

We never see them anywhere else but they're super real!

No-one cares about your made-up eating disorders. Stop talking about it you wretched thing. She seems very happy and peace given the ''disheartening'' news she received. Strange that,
 
She sat on her shelf a month ago talking about how she's thinking maybe it's addiction not BED. Yes she was diagnosed but maybe she was MISdiagnosed (because doctors don't know shit when it comes to this medical marvel) Watching her try to walk that back and pretend this whole time, the issue is her BED is amazing. Something that didn't register until I saw someone else mention it, she sat in this video and had her hissy fit about "I don't binge" and "I'm honest with my dietician" right? But SHE calls them binges when she fucks off for 3 days. It's funny that it's her bullshit self diagnosis she's been using for a decade is what did her in. Kudos on that retard.

Cluster Beezin said:
The "a binge is not a binge unless it's 3x what you normally eat" is a technicality.
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I'm convinced she took this literally. As in, "I normally eat one burger, I only ate 1 burger so it's not a binge" rather than counting calories. OR, much like many other things with her, that "3x" was more what she heard vs what they said.

pistolwhipped said:
Amberlynn is 100% addicted to immediate gratification
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Thus the "I wanted surgery before summer". She really wanted to go from not giving a fuck and eating whatever to having WLS in 6 months.

pistolwhipped said:
"It's not fair, I haven't binged this whole time
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Except she said herself the Australian candy made her binge several times during that week and that was late Jan/early Feb? She can't keep her stories straight as usual.
 
So the dietician is a bitch because Amberlynn hasn’t binged since December, and she has totally changed and fixed herself.

So why does her 2023 tracker journal have an entire page charting whether she binged or not???



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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
We all know Amber is getting her steps in for years by putting that watch on Twinkie's collar.
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She used to put her Pokemon Go into a pillowcase and tie it to a ceiling fan to get enough steps, so she definitely has different tricks to up her step count. I'm sure there are other ways as well but I'm not familiar with them.
 
Just drink tap water you fat fucking retard!

Sorry. I had to.
Holy shit she’s insufferable lately.
And I agree with the odd eyebrows. What the hell. Another maddening update from the fattest narc in Kentucky.

She will never get weight loss surgery.

ETA: honestly, the tap water in Lexington is safe, it’s not Vegas or Chicago tap water ffs. And it’s not like you’re worried about health at the size of a young hippo.
 
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I watched SunnyV2’s video first; he’s new to me & he caught the gist of her quite well in 11:30. Then I watched her blog & couldn’t stop laughing as it’s pretty clear ALR watched it as well. Good because that barely kept me from face-planting onto the floor from boredom.

She was clearly trying to present an image of herself that would “subtlety” contradict how SV2 portrayed her, control the narrative as a stronk, weight losing machine, with varied interests and fun quirks & that would draw in new viewers. Can’t predict if she’ll draw in & retain those but all she did was double down on her fatal flaws as he presented. As to trying to appear mature, resolved yet fun & quirky. Fail.

You can tell when she’s trying to impress, to win hearts & minds and/or show off. Her hair is at least brushed, her eyeliner looks precise & she puts on an arrogant chin tilt, ruined by the ball sack chin & gazes down at her audience.

My week would have been ruined, RUINED without the intro to her stuffy; how insouciant and mature! Kate Who? $180 for an ancephalic bag that might hold the food she needs to fuel those arduous steps in the bitter chill of the breeze from a desk fan.

WHAT did she describe as “so aesthetic”. Glad she’s not claiming to be an English major.

Her video didn’t bite her in the ass, her own rapid cycling bullshit did.

She IS who she used to be.

A trigger warning for period blood? How sensitive… and pwecious.

WLS being firmly held off a year when “other You Tubers… blah, blah” isn’t weird, it’s a firm & fair establishment of that clinics practice parameters. She is PISSED at the dietician putting that requirement on. They are a crucial part of the team. 2 predictions: dietician will soon be known as ‘the girl’ & Amber will try to wheedle & whine her way out of waiting a year.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
I watched SunnyV2’s video first; he’s new to me & he caught the gist of her quite well in 11:30. Then I watched her blog & couldn’t stop laughing as it’s pretty clear ALR watched it as well. Good because that barely kept me from face-planting onto the floor from boredom.

She was clearly trying to present an image of herself in That would “subtlety” contradict how SV2 portrayed her, control the narrative as a stronk, weight losing machine, with varied interests and fun quirks & that would draw in new viewers. Can’t predict if she’ll draw in & retain those but all she did was double down on her fatal flaws as he presented. As to trying to appear mature, resolved yet fun & quirky. Fail.

You can tell when she’s trying to impress, to win hearts & minds and/or show off. Her hair is at least brushed, her eyeliner looks precise & she puts on an arrogant chin tilt, ruined by the ballsack chin & gazes down at her audience.

My week would have been ruined, RUINED without the intro to her stuffy; how insouciant and mature! Kate Who? $180 for an ancephalic bag that might hold the food she needs to fuel those arduous steps in the bitter chill of the breeze from a desk fan.

WHAT did she describe as “so aesthetic”. Glad she’s not claiming to be an English major.

Her video didn’t bite her in the ass, her own rapid cycling bullshit did.

She IS who she used to be.

A trigger warning for period blood? How sensitive… and pwecious.

WLS being firmly held off a year when “other You Tubers… blah, blah” isn’t weird, it’s a firm & fair establishment of that clinics practice parameters. She is PISSED at the dietician putting that requirement on. They are a crucial part of the team. 2 predictions: dietician will soon be known as ‘the girl’ & Amber will try to wheedle & whine her way out of waiting a year.
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The big thing she is leaving out of the story is that the dietician saw that she gained weight. THAT is what disqualified her for another year. (IMO) You can tell that she HATES that dietician & even said that someone else thought that it was weird that the dietician could do that to her. Poor little Amberlynn Reid, she was so close to scamming & lying her way into a quick WLS surgery if it wasn't for that damn dietician! She was held accountable for her weight gain and overeating, probably for the first time in her life, and I am HERE for it!

It will be interesting if she Dr shops for another WLS surgeon or if she is just gonna go back to the cycle. One of the things she does when she is gaining, is she whines about how it's not healthy to show all of the aspects of her diet/weight loss journey and backs off showing her weigh ins or switches around how many times she is gonna weigh in (like changing it from once a week to once every two weeks). It's her biggest "tell" that she is gaining. So I assume that she is binging away the pain of rejection. Love that for her.
 
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Kitty kitty cat said:
SunnyV2 did this on ALR. Hes got 3,2 mil subs. I wonder what effect that will have.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N6D10TUV5i0300 k views in 2 hours
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Boy, that thumbnail is NOT at ALL what Hambutt looks like. That pachyderm ought to profusely thank this channel for using something that is entirely too flattering and does not showcase the moonface, deformed chins/facial features, SPEDDY expression, lack of eyebrows, grease, filth, and most of all...the smell.

The motherfucking fetid smell.
 
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